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[dirkjakefun]

Episode: "Jake's Weekly Challenge #1"

Jake English: theonemusicmaniac

Feferi Peixes: dstridesandkarkles

Script: Here

Music:

Frog Forager from Homestuck Vol. 8

Turn Down For What by Lil' Jon

[dstridesandkarkles]

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[dirkjakefun]

So Dirk and Jake were talking on Skype when Gamzee popped into the chatroom...

[9:18:04 PM] Dirk Strider: Hhhh u lie

[9:18:27 PM] Jake English: bitch this gon be the last time i say it

[9:18:31 PM] Jake English: do these hips

[9:18:35 PM] Jake English: look like

[9:18:37 PM] Jake English: they

[9:18:39 PM] Jake English: lie?

[9:18:48 PM] Dirk Strider: ........

[9:18:58 PM] Dirk Strider: .....yes.....

[9:19:05 PM] Jake English: Jake English smaks u

[9:19:14 PM] Jake English: Jake English smaks u booty

[9:19:18 PM] Dirk Strider: Cuz there is no way dos be tru

[9:19:24 PM] Dirk Strider: FSJSKSB

[9:19:27 PM] Jake English: Jake English smacketh da booty

[9:19:43 PM] Jake English: Jake English dost smack le~booty

[9:19:45 PM] Dirk Strider: \(0\\\\\0)/

[9:20:56 PM] Gamzee motherfucking Makara: I came to have a good time and am honestly wishing I hadn't o.o

[9:21:18 PM] Jake English: Jake English gives Gam-Gam a flower tiara

[9:21:43 PM] Dirk Strider: Oh my

[9:22:00 PM] Gamzee motherfucking Makara: WhAt ThE HeLl

[9:22:12 PM] Jake English: There you are

[9:22:15 PM | Edited 9:22:20 PM] Jake English: I made it

[9:22:22 PM] Jake English: With

[9:22:40 PM] Jake English: Bloody devilfucking "MiRaClEs"

[9:23:12 PM] Gamzee motherfucking Makara: YeS

[9:25:04 PM] Gamzee motherfucking Makara: MiRaClEs HaPpEn

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[dstridesandkarkles]

theonemusicmaniac as Jake and me as Feferi and this is too fucking cute! I love JakeFef moirails! Though I tend to fail at Fef's quirk occasionally.

[dirkjakefun]

So, um Jake player, I think Music??? What are some headcanons you use for your Jake?

Music: Answer Anonymous

[dirkjakefun]

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[dirkjakefun]

Jake how's Feferi doing since the adoption?

GT: She seemed out of place when she first came in here, but she seems to be fitting in just fine.

[dirkjakefun]

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[dirkjakefun]

New Voice Actor!

Hey guys! It is my pleasure to let you know that we have a new character in the group! Please make Karkat feel welcomed! Send him lotsa questions and send the group lotsa script ideas that include him! It further excites me to let you know that Karkat is not voiced by Music, Jess, or I. Please be sure to also help us welcome texeirax to the group! We are so excited to have him here! Much love, Sammi ♥

[dirkjakefun]

Jake: Search for Roxy

GT: Here Roxy Roxy Roxy...

[dstridesandkarkles]

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL???

IF YOU GUYS SENT ASKS TO dirkjakefun FOR OUR LOVELY JADE HARLEY, TAVROS NITRAM, AND GAMZEE MAKARA! Come on, you know you wanna.

[dstridesandkarkles]

Shameless Promotion of awesome blogs I'm associated with.

Okay. So hi. I’m Sammi, Kitten, dstridesandkarkles, whatever you want to call me. And I would like to tell you about some really bitchen blogs I love and am always associated with. I wish to do this because they are follow worthy! Letsa go!

trollalert: Troll Alert is a cosplay blog in which you can ask different Homestuck chatacters [cosplayers] questions. These can be canon or fanon. We do different aus from time to time! Come check us out. I play Karkat Vantas and Rose Lalonde. We also have Terezi Pyrope, Aradia Megido, Nepeta Leijon, John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Jadesprite, Damara Megido, Jane Crocker, Jade Harley, Tavros Nitram, Jake English, and Kurloz Makara right now. We are also accepting applications for other characters!

askthecutiehomestucks: Ask The Cutie Homestucks is also a cosplay blog in which you can ask different Homestuck chatacters [cosplayers] questions. Come check us out. I play Dave Strider. We also have Jade Harley, Gamzee Makara, Jane Crocker, John Egbert, and Sollux Captor, and Terezi Pyrope right now. We are also accepting applications for other characters!

dirkjakefun: DirkJakeFun is a voice acting group where we do more role-play [with our voices]. We are open to script ideas from our followers and love answering asks from you guys. We have recently opened voice actor applications so you can join in on the fun. Check us out. I’m Roxy Lalonde and Feferi Peixes. We also have Dirk Strider and Jake English [obviously].

agamzmakaralove: Kris is my rl friend and one of my two moirails. She is also the Gamzee to my Karkat and Dave. Check her out.

teenytinyhawk: Hawk is my other moirail, and the most beautiful of people. Seriously check them out, you won’t regret it.

theonemusicmaniac: Music is the cream of the crop. My musical senpai. She is funny and cool. A blast to talk to anytime of day. Cutie alert!

influentialartist: Jess is abso-fucking-lutely adorbs. I can’t even with her. And ugh, her Diiiiiiirk. guys just love on her, kay? Kay. Another cutie alert here btw.

[dstridesandkarkles]

Astonishing things...

So I reopened tumblr after doing other things for a little bit and what do I see?

So of course, I get curious. I guess I'm hoping for voice actor applications or wondering what blog is getting asks. Clicking the inbox button and I see:

TEN OF THOSE. TEN ANONYMOUS ASKS FOR DIRKJAKEFUN. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD COME OFF ANON AND ASK US THINGS TOO. :c It gets a little tiring to always say "anonymous asks blah blah blah." Don't get me wrong, I love seeing new asks for any of my blogs. ;-; but I want to see more of our followers asking us things off anon too. :c

[dirkjakefun]

Jake: Diiiiiirk, how do I do this?

Dirk: Do what?

Jake: Be the kawaii thing that you like! How do I do this... I feel like I'm supposed to be blushing. Does it have something to do with putting flowers in my hair?

Dirk: I.... I'm going to get a Chewy Bar.

Dirk: *runs off* WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Jake: -.-;

[dstridesandkarkles]

That moment when you can't work on your fanfic based on wolfpainters' demon hunter AU because your computer breaks and your fiance's charger broke so that's out too. Thankfully agamzmakaralove is going to work on fixing my laptop this weekend. This also makes me unavailable to answer asks in trollalert and askthecutiehomestucks. Also making it more difficult to do recordings for dirkjakefun.