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This blogs dead you doug dimma-dips

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So I've been waiting for the chance to answer some questions here but I don't think I've ever been informed about them Anyway, porrim and Meenah are available for questioning

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In Ireland we don't say I love you. We say "Feckin' English bastards." And that means "my hate for England is almost as great as my love for you." And I think that's beautiful.

literally i have probably gotten about 200 anons like this since my DOOMED TRAIN WRECK LIFE RUINING REPLY and this is my fave 💗

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Hey guys,

It's Admin Kitten. I was just popping in to say you should send some asks our way. I would really live to breathe some life back into this blog. Fef, RoLal, and Dave are definitely around to answer some questions now that my laptop is fixed! Asks for our other peeps would be awesome too!

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Audition retry

Preferred nickname? Pommeu or Pom Age?15 Favourite character? Roxy and Terezi Least favourite character? Ehhhhhh…. I don’t really have one Who you wish to play? Porrim, Meenah and Terezi Why do you wish to play them? I think I have a good voice for each of them and i also love to voice act them How often are you on tumblr? Every single day my friend, eheheh Do you have school or work? I have school but I live in the UK so I’m probably available when you need me idk Are you able to dedicate free time to the blog? It really depends who I get messages from on that particular day, I like to think that I am though Do you have any head canons that will affect your character? I headcanon Meenah’s laugh as the one from hate you and Terezi’s is quite similar Ships you have: karezi of course, and aramee/meenea Email: xxx Do you have a skype? If not, are you willing to make one? If so, please provide it. xxx Are you comfortable answering out of character asks? Yes of course! Is your ask/submit box open? Yes! Anything else? If I do something stupid I’ll probably end it with an “I’m 12 I do what I wanted” yeah I’m sorry….

http://soundcloud.com/Pommeu/Porrim-intro http://soundcloud.com/Pommeu/Meenah-intro http://soundcloud.com/Pommeu/terezi-intro

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You have been accepted as Porrim and Meenah, however, we already have a Terezi accepted. -Sammi

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terezi and calliope audition

Preferred nickname? fran/tez

Age? 17

Favourite character? terezi/any of the pyropes

Least favourite character? at the moment? ech its gotta be gamzee

Who you wish to play? i wish to audition for the roles of terezi and calliope

Why do you wish to play them? i wish to play them because they are both fun characters to audition and i love them both

How often are you on tumblr? literally every day

Do you have school or work? i have school, but i manage to balance that out with my free time

Are you able to dedicate free time to the blog? why yes i am

Do you have any head canons that will affect your character? i dont think i do

Ships you have: karezi, arafef, callieroxy, portula, johnroxy, johnrezi, neprezi, vrisfef (basically i have a lot of ships and you really wouldn’t want me to list all of them on here)

Email: xxx

Do you have a skype? If not, are you willing to make one? If so, please provide it. xxx

Are you comfortable answering out of character asks? i am very comfortable with doing that

Is your ask/submit box open? yes it is

Anything else? no, i think that’s all

terezi audition: https://soundcloud.com/terezi-pyrope-10/terezi-answers

calliope audition: https://soundcloud.com/terezi-pyrope-10/calliope-answers

(also here are the scripts i wrote out for each character’s auditions):

terezi:

What is your name?

My name is terezi pyrope, really im surprised you didnt know this already!!

What is your age?

Oh but a lady never tells her age! hehehe its just a good thing im not a lady then, isnt it? im 7 and a half sweeps old

What species are you considered to be?

If you can’t tell that by just looking at me then i’m afraid i have to tell you that you’re more blind than i am. But if you must know, i am a troll

Are you comfortable answering a lot of questions?

Judging from this, why yes i am!

What are your thoughts on Dirk and Jake?

I’ve never really met dirk in person, only the hope ghost thing that jake brought with him that one time on the meteor when he was beating up feferi’s dancestor. but at least from that he smelled a rather ok person, even if he did get weirded out by my superior nose.

as for jake, from what i could tell of the small interraction we shared he smelled a lot like john does but instead of the blueberry rock candy, he smells more like sour apples.

Are there people you would like to avoid interacting with? If so, why?

gamzee, for obvious reasons. i swear if i see that clown again im going to-

Tell us about yourself, please.

what is there to say? im a awesome legislatorer with a headcount of about 413 deservingly hanged scalemates. i also used to enjoy flarping but seeing as the whole of alternia has been destroyed theres not much call for it any more. that and my flarping partner seems to have a slight deadness thing which may or may not have been my fault. *sigh* but lets not bring that up, i still hate myself because of that. blar blar moving on, other than all that dumb depressing shit, i generally just kick ass.

calliope:

What is your name?

Oh, well my name is calliope! but you could also call me by my OC’s name which is CALLIE OPHEEE

What is your age?

in human years i think i would be around 12 or 13, really its hard to keep track when you’ve been stuck in some weird metal bunker your entire life. that and paired with being asassinated by your own brother when all you wanted to do was play a fun game with him!

What species are you considered to be?

Im a cherub! you might not have heard of them, we’re not very commonly known. but just between you and me? i really want to be a troll. they’re so majestic!

Are you comfortable answering a lot of questions?

but of course i am! i love getting questions and i equally love answering them. especially if theyre about ships or fanart

What are your thoughts on Dirk and Jake?

i find them both to be strapping young humans and i have drawn quite a bit of fanart of them hehe especially of them together. don’t tell anyone this but i have written quiite a few pieces of fan fiction about them which must never be seen. ever. i would die twice of embarassment if someone read them!

Are there people you would like to avoid interacting with? If so, why?

i dont think theres anyone i would really want to avoid interracting with! but i guess at the current point in time, i really wouldnt want a light player to show up. they could seriously jeprodise my position

Tell us about yourself, please.

oh, um… well out of my many interests, i like to write stories about my trollsona and her adventures through the tomes that have been left behind for me by the mysterious clown person. if i were a human, i guess he would be my father? is that how it works? either way, i am extremely grateful to whoever they are for taking care of me for so long. and even making me this incredible suit! i believe before this there were many different outfits chosen, but my brother would have none of it and tear them up until he was pleased with it. oh dear i seem to have gone off on a slight tangent here. i hope you will forgive me, but i do get carried away sometimes.

i apologise for the massive submission, but i do hope you enjoy listening to my audition and consider me to be a part of your amazing blog!

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Hello guys.

So I didn't really get a chance to say anything, but I see my admins have kept auditions going through productively while I've been away.

My laptop was broken and I just got a new one a couple days ago. So Feferi, Roxy, and Dave have returned. Please feel free to send me some asks to get me back in the swing of things.

Also, thank you Music for keeping things running even though you pretty much thought I had died.

~Sammi [Feferi Peixes, Roxy Lalonde, & Dave Strider]

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Did this die? You guys havnt done anything in a while? :/

Hello dear Anon!

Unfortunately, we are predominantly an ask blog, so many of our posts rely on what our followers will ask us. As for writing new scripts and creating new audio episodes, the majority of the responsibility for that rests on my shoulders since I'm the main writer and audio editor. Given the average age group of all our VA's in this blog, many of us are busy with work, school, and/or both.

However, if you or anyone you know is looking for new writing opportunities, we would LOVE to take some more script writers under our wings so that we can produce more content to entertain you guys!

If any of you have any other suggestions on what we can do to improve our blog, please send a message to us and let us know!

~ The One Music Maniac (aka Jake English)

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i have an audition!! i am auditioning for caliborn and kankri.

i was stupid and answered the ooc questions in the audio, and i cant edit them out with audacity, so just skip to around 3:40 for the start of the caliborn audition

Preferred nickname? Jared is fine.

Age? 14.

Favourite character? Vriska.

Least favourite character? I guess Cronus

Who you wish to play? Kankri and Caliborn.

Why do you wish to play them?  long story short voice acting is fun and caliborn and kankri are my favorite voices

How often are you on tumblr? 2-3 hours on a good day

Do you have school or work? School

Are you able to dedicate free time to the blog? yep

Do you have any head canons that will affect your character? nope

Ships you have: fave ships are scourgecest and cronkri, do not want dolofang

Email: xxx

Do you have a skype? yep. Spooky Scary Caliborn (Jared). you cant miss it.

Are you comfortable answering out of character asks? ye

Is your ask/submit box open? double ye

Anything else? not really

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Trying Out

Preferred nickname? Bri/Tav

Age? 14

Favorite character? Tavros

Least favorite character? None

Who you wish to play? Virska Aranea and Jane

Why do you wish to play them? Cause the Serkets are Awesome and both of them mixed are like me and  Jane because she is one hell of a baker

How often are you on Tumblr? Like maybe 3 to 4 times a week

Do you have school or work? School 7am to 5pm

Are you able to dedicate free time to the blog? Yeah when I can

Do you have any head canons that will affect your character? Octopimp

Ships you have: PB&J , Cotton candy,  JohnKat, and Rose x Kanaya

Email: ****

Do you have a skype? If not, are you willing to make one? If so, please provide it. Yes I have a skype: ****

Are you comfortable answering out of character asks? yes

Is your ask/submit box open? No but it can be

Anything else? It’s an honor trying out for you guys 

Jane- http://tindeck.com/listen/tpeu

Vriska- http://tindeck.com/listen/mvan

Aranea- http://tindeck.com/listen/asns

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Your posts are absolutely amazing, Whats ur frankly.me username. I want more of you.

x.x Our posts aren’t that great, mostly just syupidity, but thank you!!! You are super sweet.

o: I don’t have a frankly.me, but I can get one if I get enough requests from people to have one for DJF to use.

~Sammi

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John Egbert has arrived!

Hello everyone, Sammi here with an announcement saying that John Egbert is now filled. The voice actor for John is watahmelonzzz aka Arin.

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DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL???

IF YOU GUYS SENT ASKS TO dirkjakefun FOR OUR LOVELY JADE HARLEY, TAVROS NITRAM, AND GAMZEE MAKARA! Come on, you know you wanna.

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Gamzee Makara Audition

Preferred nickname? Ahon

Age? 14

Favourite character? Grand Highblood

Least favourite character? Fan trolls

Who you wish to play? Gamzee Makara

Why do you wish to play them? Because I like the Makaras

How often are you on tumblr? Very often. Daily, mostly.

Do you have school or work? I have school from 7am-5pm usually and 7am-3pm one days where I don’t have after school activities.

Are you able to dedicate free time to the blog? Yes.

Do you have any head canons that will affect your character? He’s lanky. That’s about it, everything else is flexible.

Ships you have: GamTav, SolKat, JohnDave, DirkJake ß—- No duh

Email: xxxxx

Do you have a skype? If not, are you willing to make one? If so, please provide it. xxxxx is my official Skype name with my nickname being Ahon (GHB)

Are you comfortable answering out of character asks? Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.

Is your ask/submit box? Yesh.

Anything else? You are all wonderfully precious people.

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The vocal part of the audition was held on a skype call with the owner, Sammi [Roxy, Feferi, and Dave voice actor].