Slashers / Horror Villains as: Animated (Children’s) Movie Villain Songs
+ A Nightmare Before Christmas
First of all, its mostly Disney. Second of all, I hope you know that this was a struggle for me.
Also, note, Bubba will be the only Leatherface in this post and Billy and Stu will be the only Ghostfaces. There is Norma Bates though, so sort of a consolation.
There are links to videos on YouTube ^^
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Billy Loomis and Stu Macher / Ghostface: Playing With the Big Boy’s Now (Hotep and Huy, Prince of Egypt)
Well... they’re part of the ‘big boys’, now! They are part of the Slashers group that, uh, ‘inspired them’. Imagine instead of Egyptian Gods, they’re chanting Slasher names.
[HUY]
Pick up your silly twig, boy
[HOTEP & HUY]
You're playing with the big boys now!
Ha ha ha ha!
[EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
By the power of Ra
Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah
Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket
Anubis, Anukis
Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet...
Chop Top and Nubbins + Bubba Sawyer / Leatherface: Kidnap Mr Sandy Claws (Lock, Shock and Barrel, Nightmare Before Christmas)
I mean... they aren't Drayton’s minions, but they are like this XD
I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
Yes you're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Chucky / Charles Lee Ray: In The Dark Of The Night (Rasputin, Anastasia)
Mystical man? Check! ‘Betrayal’ (As far as he sees it)? Check. Made them pay? Check; I think Nica, Sarah and all the other families he destroys throughout the franchise can attest to that. And ‘One little girl got away’? Well Andy isn’t a girl, but yeah. Check.
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia
When the royals betrayed me they mad a mistake
My curse made each of them pay
But one little girl got away
Little Anya, beware
Rasputin's awake
Drayton Sawyer: Don’t Fall In Love (Forte, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)
Its such a crochety, unessessarily rude way of describing relationships to someone! I mean, I understand completely and resonate deeply with the desire to be alone and not be responsible for anyone else, but- come on! Beast doesn't share your view! Let it go!
Its just like Drayton’s reaction to Bubba having a crush. Super cool video too!
As soon as your heart rules your head
Your life is not your own
It's hell when someone's always there
It's bliss to be alone
And love of any kind is bad
A dog, a child, a cat
They take up so much precious time
Now, where's the sense in that?
Freddy Krueger: No More Mr Nice Guy (Rothbart, Swan Princess)
A man with an uncomfortable relationship with the main female character pretending to be normal and not homicidal for a while before unlocking more power and letting there inner bad guy loose and taking great pleasure in it? Sounds familiar. They also have a similar vocabulary- except of course Rothbart is rated G.
I'll become that nasty, naughty, dirty, spiteful
Wicked, wayward, way-delightful
Bad guy I was born to be
Lyin' loathesome, never-tender
Indiscreet repeat offender
No more Mr Nice Guy
That's not me
Inkubus: The World’s Greatest Criminal Mind (Professor Rattigan, The Greatest Mouse Detective)
‘Inkubus’ is literally a movie about him listing all his crimes over the centuries and messing with the police force because he has a bone to pick with a detective. Sounds pretty similar to me! Listen to the song! ^^
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain!
Jason Voorhees: Despicable Me (About Gru, Despicable Me)
I... this is all I could think of!! But the more I listen to it and read the lyrics... it f i t s Jason so well! XD Please just let this slide; I know Gru isn't really a villain but he is at the start!! Let me have this.
Why ask why? Better yet "Why not?"
Why are you marking x on that spot?
Why use a blow torch isn't that hot?
Why use a chainsaw? Is that all you got?
Why do you like seeing people in shock?
But my question to you is "Why not?"
Why go to the bank and stand in line
Just use a freeze gun it saves me time.
I'm havin' a bad, bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rollin' whatever I see,
Huh, despicable me
I'm havin' a bad, bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch, this is so fun to see
Huh, despicable me
Jennifer Check: Trust In Me (Kaa, The Jungle Book)
She’s a succubus demon. Tempting boys into a safe-feeling, docile state so she she can strike is her thing.
Will cease to resist
Just relax
Be at rest
Like a bird
In a nest
Trust in me
Just in me
Shut your eyes
And trust in me
Mayor Buckman and Granny Boone: Savages (Governor Ratcliffe and the Colonizer’s parts, Pocahontas)
Obviously, because of the (Inaccurate) historical relevance of both movies (Different time’s, same terrible prejudice,) and also because there is definitely a very cult-ish feel about both Governor Ratcliffe’s song and Buckman’s leadership. How easily they’re able to gather support from their people for the most horrible reasons. How horrifying it is to audiences and historians.
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
Michael Myers: The Gospel Truth II (Muses about Hades, Hercules)
In a Disney movie, Michael would have others sing his song about him as he goes about his silent, determined walking XD
If there's one God you don't want to get steamed up
It's Hades
'Cause he had an evil plan
He ran the underworld
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
He was as mean as he was ruthless
And that's the gospel truth
He had a plan to shake things up
And that's the gospel truth
Midnight Man: Oogie Boogie’s Song (Oogie Boogie, Nightmare Before Christmas)
A song about a “Gamblin’ Boogie Man” is perfect for the Midnight Man! He and Oogie could be pals.
Woah! The sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
Norma Bates: Mother Knows Best Reprise (Mother Gothel, Tangled)
Norma is soooooo so so so unbelievably manipulative towards Norman (And Dylan. It just works better on Norman) and this song absolutely presents that. She can go from sweet, loving mother to spiteful, heinous bitch in two seconds if Norman or Dylan don't do what or react the way she wants them to.
Likes you? Please, Rapunzel, that's demented
This is why you never should have left!
Dear, this whole romance that you've invented,
Just proves you're too naive to be here
Why would he like you? Come on now, really!
Look at you, you think that he's impressed?
Don't be a dummy
Come with mummy
Pamela Voorhees: My Lullaby (Zira, The Lion King 2)
In a opposite approach to a villainous mother to Norma, we have Pam, who was heartbroken by the camp councillors letting her son die and vowed to get revenge. She didn't know she was teaching Jason to be the Crystal Lake killer like Zira did, but she did, and the whole song does have her kind of feel to it also.
Sleep, my little Kovu
Let your dreams take wing
One day when you're big and strong
You will be a kingI've been exiled, persecuted
Left alone with no defense
When I think of what that brute did
I get a little tense
But I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
Patrick Bateman: Cruella De Vil (Arthur, 101 Dalmations)
Never before was there a song that described audiences reaction to watching Patrick living in his daily life and hearing his thoughts better then this one.
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil
The curl of her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
Had better beware
She's like a spider waiting
For the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil
Pennywise (Both): You’re Only Second Rate (Jafar, Return of Jafar)
Mostly for the video and Jafar’s energy in this scene actually XD So many transformations, so many tasteless puns! I was going to give this to Freddy but its the closest thing to Penny I could think of.
Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size
I'll make a great escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate
You know your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only second rate
Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt: Hellfire (Judge Claude Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame)
A nasty filthy man who think’s he’s in the right despite being the biggest creep and monster ever? Mhm.
*Note: I honestly didn't notice the deformed baby, Quasimodo/Thomas link until the day after I wrote this. Don't know how I feel about it. I mean, Hoyt is actually nice, in his way, to Thomas so the connection isn't totally there but onwards:
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
End of Post! 🌼
(Bonus’ under the cut)
I did think of other connections which I obviously didnt landed on but still have merit! Here!
Billy Loomis and Stu Macher: ‘Gaston’ was considered, but that would have just been a joke XD I don’t think Stu is quite as obsessed with Billy as LeFou is with Gaston.
Chucky: Friends on the Other Side. Obviously! That link was actually what inspired me to make this post. In The Dark of Night fits to a T though.
Freddy Krueger: You’re Only Second Rate! Ah, its perfectttt. But No More Mr Nice Guy fits better. If I ever do a Slashers as Disney Villains post, he’ll be Jafar for sure. Or Hades. Or Scar. Or Oogie. Probably Hades. You know what? Without the gore and blood and explicit sexual references, Freddy could be a Disney Villain himself. Its not like Disney hasn't towed the line before with perverted villains. >_> (Jafar and Frollo)
Jason and Pamela Voorhees: Mother Knows Best! Of course.
Jennifer Check: Love is For Peasants (Barbie Island Princess) Because Jennifer thinks like this:
Men? <<< Literally anything else.
Patrick Bateman: How Can I Refuse? (From Barbie Princess and the Pauper) XD If Patrick were a kids movie villain, he would totally join the ranks of corrupted usurpers pretending to be trustworthy royal advisory staff. Also ‘Let It Die’, that little interruption part of another song that O’Hare sings in the Lorax and ‘How Bad Can I be?’.
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My Ultimate Kingdom Hearts Fantasy
It's KH4 and it's endgame. Sora is still seperated from his friends after having escaped crystalization and gaining back all his memories. He's been alone for most of the game and hasn't had his friends with him, meaning that he's had to be self-reliant, and that he had to venture into the darkness to find himself. Yet, a powerful barrier guarded with a seemingly countless number of heartless, mechs, etc., is keeping him away from finally being able to see his old friends agian. He stands there alone and thinks to himself, "Even with this new found strength, It's all meaningless. I'll never be able to see them agian. I really am worthless." Then, as a reward for having faced himself, someone shows up and slays a hearless in front of him. IT'S CAPTIAN JACK, he gives some smart a** line and then all his Disney friends he's made throughout the way, but it's not just them. Oh no. IT'S ALSO THE FINALLY FANTASY CHARACTERS YOU MET ALONG THE WAY TOO. NO because i'm an FF fan (only played ff7R) but because the homies who DO like it, deserve the characters to be there. Now the battles begin (pun intended) and there's a segment where theres this huge fight o*gy with all the characters helping you duke it out and clear your path to your other friends! There's a path that opens up to another section. IT'S MINI BOSS RUSH TIME! Here you'll start having some neat FF x Disney team ups for each fight, like Honey Lemon and Selphie, Zack or Cloud and Hercules, and Tifa and Mulan (girl i'd pee my pants if that last one happened). After the boss rush you reach the final boss, it's some weired psychodelic transformed version of either Luxu of MoM. Sora raises his keyblade but then hears a familar voice. It's Riku, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy! and then from other parts of the area, all the other KH characters come in, maybe even Yozora. Something something, bad guy, something something, nuance about light and darkness, something something, Sora talks sh*t and says something like "My heart, AND my friends, are my power!" and then everyones and member and we all start fighting this mildly difficult boss fight, but then it enters the final phase, there's a dark room, all Sora's FF and Disney friends call out to him, worried. The final final boss take form as his own darkness, like maybe a superamped up, more Sora inspired Dark Side (yes i know it's lame on paper, but I think it can be cool in execution) and now, with his friends by his side, Sora looks the being into the eyes, you hear a familiar electronic beep, and then Utada's iconic "Oh" and then you get to play through this segment where the remix version of Simple and Clean from the KH1 OP plays as Sora and his friends are beating the crap out this being, but it doesn't stop there, this segment will have you do this command called "baton pass" where Sora throws the Kingdom Key into the air and lets another person wield it while fighting with his own keyblade summoned from his own heart. I don't care if it doesn't make sense with what has been previously been established as keyblade lore, it's cool, so... Shut up. Of Course Sora has team attacks, one with Roxas and Xion, one with Ventus and Aqua, one Donald and Goofy, one with Kairi and Riku, and the final one being a crazy, flashier version of Mirage Split with just him and Riku (as the are the series' main staple). Everyone has a touching reunion, the credits roll, some pop song plays that may or may not be Utada's, since it's questionable if she'll come back for the next game, Little pictures slide in and out of Sora and his friends enjoying their lives. I like to think there's one of him and Roxas eating sea salt ice cream, one of him and Ventus star gazing, one of him and Namine painting, and so forth. *breathes in* Fin.
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