#Patrick Bateman

[doctorsiren]

oops I watched American Psycho finally 🤪

[goodfcknomen]

"so I tried to get reservation at Dorsia..."

"dorsiapilled reservemaxxer"

[notfernintheslighest]

my fav teen boy idols

[tvbles]

He ran out of gel half way through his hair routine

[lil4cm00n]

ME N WHO

[mr-orange505]

[fluffishere]

[leoblooms]

New version of this with some collage stuff cos i thought it'd be fun

[milkyzach]

how we feeling fellas

[ilovetoomanymen]

are the links for fics working for everyone else? whenever i click on someone’s master list, or a “continue reading here” link, it doesn’t work and it’s driving me crazy!! 😭💘

[revwack]

american psycho fanart :]

god bless you mary harron for creating the best movie ever

i Patrick on his bate until he man

[hildegardladyofbones]

God patrick bateman is just such a capital G Guy. Somebody needs to put cat ears on this man.

[notfernintheslighest]

never realized how little men’s suits change before

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

[poltoreveur]

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

[mr-orange505]