you know that dissimulation! childe really does love you when he takes you to IKEA, buys you blahaj and djungelskog, and lets you cuddle them both in bed
the bed is big enough and it makes you happy so why not?
they are banished to the corner of the room one week later
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finally manifested what i think suits best violante for her let's say epilogue and it's her saying yes to gale's marriage proposal but chickening out so hard that she disappears without a word and settles down somewhere quiet with so many silly little animals with shadowheart, yuri won
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Very sad & disconcerting when while having a sincere conversation I can almost pinpoint the moment the other person gets uncomfortable with the honesty & they try to Dissuade/Make Fun of themselves which I get because Humour to cope or whatever but at the same time... When are we going to address the enormous sinkhole in your brain eating away at your grey matter... Is what I'm saying but truthfully it's unfortunate that it's so difficult to accept (vague gesturing) & it's not like I am perfectly candid with everyone but I've since long learned how to be a tad more gracious to myself in this regard. Like if I'm not willing to be earnest then what am I doing lol
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you know when you read a sentence in syme and feel the ghost of colleen mccullough looking at it over your shoulder and nodding
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imagine coming back home tired and angry that your mafioso "housemate" and soon to be fiancé is poking into your personal life again only to see that you have mail (odd. you never get mail. maybe it's something from the bank?) which you find to be 15 severed fingers all put into one little box accompanied by a letter that has their fingerprints on it
the reaction of the ginger mafioso? "oops. I might have missed that one while cleaning the mail. sorry, sweetheart."
you think you are going to really go insane. dinner was not eaten that night.
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This debut record from Dissimulator absolutely fucking rules.
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