#divorce duo

[linked-maze]

The family portrait

[aracnidaarmagedon]

Minecraft dynamics be like:

[kelddaa]

tw // blood

I couldn’t win it for you, buddy

[mossfeathers]

Since you guys liked these, here are some more silly little hermitcraft/life series textposts (added ID) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

[b3l0v3dzz]

Some life series text posts

[sweasling]

PLEASE DRAW ETHUBS FALLS O KNEES PATHETICALLY GROVELS RIPS OUT EYES SHAKES YOU FROTHS AND FOAMS AT MOUTH

HERE IT IS . YOU FILTHY CREATURE. TAKW IT

[the-hipster-nugget]

The most stable and healthy alliance in the life series!!

[dogriddler]

these guys :) (xmas edish)

[kafiguas]

New life series, same divorce duo

[fountainpenguin]

So in love with the Bdubs narrative...

"I stopped trusting Impulse, my secret girlfriend, ages ago because he's flirting with everyone, so it makes sense to side with the guy who's offering me a truce in the form of a clock."

"You can't kick me out of the base just because I'm on my red life. I built this place and I will simply not leave."

/neglects to mention he's still boogeyman when Tango brings him back. Like. why didn't you ride out the boogey curse until next episode and THEN ask to come back, you dummy (affectionate)

"It's fine to kill a teammate because he just set his spawn point in this room and all his stuff will be right here <3"

"Yeah I'll kill my fellow red ally because you promised me a life."

"Impulse, you would never kill me, right?" "... We're soulmates. We share hearts this season... Same team, Bdubs."

"When it was my turn to murder, I targeted the only guy who'd already died (a few minutes ago) because he was already on the way down emotionally; anyone else would have experienced an emotional roller coaster."

"It's okay that I stole from you a while back because NOW I'm coming with useful information. My morality is in the clear."

"I would turn on both my Day 1 allies so fast."

/crying over getting backstabbed, "What have I EVER done to SWEET IMPULSE??"

The entire rest of the episode snarking about how it's no fun to be backstabbed and Tango just "🙃 Thoughts and prayers, that must really suck. it must be the worst to get betrayed by someone you trusted. oh wow. oh man. who would do that? that's awful."

"I'm shooting my mom but it's just a prank."

"I won't defend you from Dad but I might try to stop you two from fighting."

All his allies like "I've just accepted the fact that I can't trust you while Etho's around because you'll betray me for him." / "Yeah, that's fair." They continue to let Bdubs stay in their base. He brags about how Etho lets him play pool in his basement and eat ice cream for breakfast. He would die for this man.

The fact that it's considered predictable that "of course Impulse gave you a clock again" so Cleo just sighs and asks to see it. Yeah of course Impulse clonked Bdubs on the head with that thing for another season, driving home I have not forgotten with every part of his being...

Nobody can trust this greasy little man and yet they adore him. He's just a sweetheart. Cinnamon roll. Everybody's angel. Haha he'll slam a sword through your stomach, loot your body, and walk off. He's never done anything wrong in his life btw.

I love the way Bdubs plays.

[arbitersart]

His heart was pounding. Bdubs wasn’t moving. Etho reached over with a shaky hand that was struggling with depth perception, and shook his shoulder quickly.

My art for thatonewatercat’s fantastic Ethubs fic, The Worst Thing! You all MUST read it, it’s just insanely good. We did this for the @hermitshippingbigbang event, thank you so much to the mods who made this happen, my fellow artists, and thatonewatercat! So fun!!!

[linked-maze]

I like to think Wild was cooking for Sky when they met, and why Sky put on some well-deserved weight since the start of the comic

You are so correct and wise! XDDD ( Me getting more comfortable drawing Sky bigger makes me proud of myself- he is finally the Sky I wanted to draw from the beginning. )

[r3nrit]

They are around the height of 2 gummy bears in my mind

[birrdies]

if he loved you he'd give you a life

[b3l0v3dzz]

Scrolling through TikTok and these made me think of different life series groups

Cleo & Scott

Bdubs & Etho

Cleo, Scott & Pearl

[coeesel]

I saw this image and immediately thought of them

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