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#hermitcraft incorrect quotes
dragonflavoredcake · 3 days
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Helsknight: I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into the—
Wels: You sleep with a teddy bear.
Hels: HE'S MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
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fynchfire · 6 hours
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Life series/Hermitcraft incorrect quotes
Skizz: What state do you live im?
Mumbo: I live in a state of constant anxiety.
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hollowgl0w · 4 months
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Life series/hermitcraft incorrect quotes
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shade-e-e-es · 1 year
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Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.
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fleetinggill · 7 months
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mossfeathers · 7 months
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ok one more (this marks 100 memes btw) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 ]
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colliewolfdraws · 1 year
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I’ve never read a more bdubs post before
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motherofplatypus · 3 months
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Mumbo: "I have a problem with someone, I need advice."
Grian: "Murder."
Mumbo: "No. Anyone else?"
Scar: "Murder."
Mumbo: "No."
Skizz: "Murder."
Impulse: "Excessive violence "
Gem: "Murder."
Mumbo: "Is there no one here whose advice doesn't involve violence?"
Joel: "Flirt with them and make them obsessed with you."
Mumbo: "...murder it is."
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the-big-top-bunch · 5 months
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Been enjoying the knight lately
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uglycarp · 1 year
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incorrect quotes, incorrect quotes, incorrect quote
Quotes from @dragonflavoredcake
part 1, part 2, part 3
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fae-whispers · 2 months
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Skizz: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.  Impulse, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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dragonflavoredcake · 2 days
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Joe: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yes," why isn't there a "purgatory maybe"?
Scar: PURGHAPS
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fynchfire · 1 day
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Life series/Hermitcraft incorrect quotes
Impulse: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. Scar, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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so
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shade-e-e-es · 1 year
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jeena-says-hi · 8 months
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*playing twister*
Mumbo: Right hand red.
Grian: *ends up on top of Scar*
Grian: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Mumbo: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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