Etho: We should take time to appreciate the little things in life.
Joel, to Bdubs: You are appreciated.
Bdubs: OH SHUT UP—
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Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.
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saw gem’s post and promptly lost it. i’d give anything to hear that exchange
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I couldn't help myself
OP by @incorrecthermitquotes
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Impulse: WHY IS THE FIRST AID KIT FILLED WITH SOUP?!
Pearl, bleeding out: well it was funny at the time
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Impulse: Guys… Xisuma just called—
Pearl: It was Mumbo!
Mumbo: It was Scar!
Scar: It was Grian!
Grian: It was me! Damnit!
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is this………. their dynamic?
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False: What if the person who named walkie-talkies named everything? Like socks are feetie heaties
Wels: Forks are stabby grabbies
Impulse: Defibrillators are heartie starties
Mumbo: Nightmares are dreamie screamies
Ren: Stamps are lickie stickies
Xisuma: Yeah, this is Hermitcraft, collection of extraordinary goofballs.
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Grian: Have you seen my rockets, Cub?
Cub: No, but I'll keep an eye out for them
Later,
Cub: *giving Scar Grian's rockets* I got them
Scar: Thanks, this is gonna be fun!
More later,
Grian: Hey Scar! Wait whats that on your wheelchair?
Scar: Nooothing...
Grian:
Grian: ARE THOSE MY ROCKETS?
Scar *lights the rockets and ZOOMS towards Grian*: YEP!!
Grian *Unholy screeching*
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Yeah? Yeah ok
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