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I am so gonna kill myself

Fujimoto when I catch you……

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Happy birthday John

Homestuck is probably the piece of media with the biggest impact on my life. It's the reason for my username, it helped me learn english and it was one of the main reasons why I decided to ddedicate my life to art.

I still look back to this day on my cringy days of making Homestuck fanfics and writing in a mix of Vriska's and Sollux's writing styles.

Happy 4/13 ::::)

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They are toxic yaoi and yuri

Trust me, I was the sand

I hate the fact that a horrible man was responsible for one of the best pieces of toxic yaoi to ever exist.

Like, why could you not be a decent fucking person?

You literally could have had it all and ruined it by being a disgusting ass man

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Boop battle

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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the.

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hold them.

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I hate the fact that a horrible man was responsible for one of the best pieces of toxic yaoi to ever exist.

Like, why could you not be a decent fucking person?

You literally could have had it all and ruined it by being a disgusting ass man

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Fuck CC!Wilbur, I am taking all his characters and making them mine.

All those boys do not deserve to have their stories tainted or go unfinished because a man decided to abuse his exes.

I hope he rots.

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POST PON EVERYTHING THE BABIES ARE OKAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QSMP FANS IT'S TIME TO KILL OURSELVES

LIFE HAS NO PORPOUSE ANYMORE DEATH IS OUR ONLY OPTION

I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Just realized that since I am going to a VISA interview, there's a high chance of the german embassy looking me up and inspecting my accounts.

So, hello to whoever has to read over my account, I can promise you that I am completly harmless and all I say here is not serious and it's mostly just me being obsessed with fictional people. I am not an actual menace, I swear.

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QSMP FANS IT'S TIME TO KILL OURSELVES

LIFE HAS NO PORPOUSE ANYMORE DEATH IS OUR ONLY OPTION

I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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The canary curse will stop the moment LS!Jimmy looks at the camera and says I like men

Doomed by the narrative

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YOU TRANSED HIM

NOT ONLY YOU HIT HIM WITH THE CATBOY BEAM YOU HIT HIM WITH THE TRANS BEAM

WAIT ARE CALICO CATS EXCLUSIVELY FEMALE???? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME.....

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WE FIGHT AND WE DIE FOR FLIPPA!!!

ROUND FIVE - FINALS!

The_Eret: nominated from the Dream Smp. Headcanoned to be nonbinary and transfem. (Any pronouns but it/its, which Eret also uses irl)

JuannaFlippa: nominated from Quackity SMP. She is a character played by an admin and not a MCYT, but is canonically transfem and uses she/her

Note: Eret identifies as genderqueer irl.

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VAMONOS TODOS A LA CTM!!!

desert duo fan gathering tonight we are killing ourselves

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"I'm your man" by Mitski is so Third Life treebark and desertduo.