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THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT from FINAL FANTASY 14 vs RON STAMPLER from DUNGEONS AND DADDIES (NOT A BDSM PODCAST)
PROPAGANDA:
WARRIOR OF LIGHT - "ocean fishing. freshwater fishing. cloud fishing. lava fishing. sky fishing. SPACE FISHJ NG."
"Chosen one to not only to end all wars and bring world peace to your world but also another parallel world. And instead of doing all that, let's just fish."
RON STAMPLER - "Ron is my head empty blorbo and he deserves to win this. Honestly I think this would make him happy."
"this bad boy can fit so much autism in him. he’s a businessman. He’s not just a step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up. he once hid INSIDE a pair of pants. due to magic it is now impossible for him to wear pants. he used to be emotionally detached but he’s emotionally available now. he’s a famous singer in the forgotten realms, stage name 'Hi I’m Ron.'"
shoutout to tumblr user @electricxmayhem for letting me use their awesome Ron fanart!
SO WILLY IS RONS EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE DAD RIGHT? AND RON IS FINALLY GETS TO CONFRONT HIS DAD AGAIN AFTER FINDING OUT HES NOT ACTUALLY DEAD AND CREATED A WHOLE PLAN TO KIDNAP HIS STEP-SON, AND WHAT DOES GLENN DO TO WILLY? PULL THE SICKEST DEEZ NUTZ JOKE KNOWN TO MAN-
Ron's newest alternative to pants
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Ron: Hey Terry Jr! I'm driving you home today.
Terry Jr: Ughhhhh
Terry Jr: Why didn't you wear a skirt?
Ron: New week, New me? (hehehe)
NPC Enemy: Weren't there 4 enemies?
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tagging @lex-the-lesbiann and @brainworm-emporium because you both thought the idea was funny xD
Also excited to see what you draw for this idea as well, brainworm!! :)
So I have that headcanon that Ron never interacted with video games. Sometimes he will look what Terry is doing but does not get into it - Until that one day (his birthday) Terry Jr. and Samantha got him a Nintendo 3Ds with Nintendogs - Ron at first wouldn‘t even adopt a dog, he would appreciate first all the dogs that are at the shelter and wait until a dog shows the most interest in him. And he will name that first dog Rouge - F my plans for today I‘m gonna draw Ron playing Nintendogs now
honestly I will die on the hill that Glenn isn’t “the worst” dad and that all the dads are just as bad as him. also will argue that they’re not “bad” at all and that they’re mediocre at worst (definitely room to improve but I have seen way worse “mediocre” parents in media)
but seriously I feel like for the most part people give the other dads a lot of leniency whereas all Glenn’s actions are constantly taken as badly as possible. like for eg: do we know for sure that he’s still touring after Morgan died? assuming he’s 34 at the start of s1 and formed the band at 18 that’s about 11 years he possibly could’ve been touring for for all his stories to come from (this is a genuine question I don’t remember whether he’s mentioned it or not. but even if he is still touring he might not be touring outside of California/nearby nick) also I see people throwing around that he’s touring roughly four months of the year and idk whether that’s a canon number I’ve forgotten or not but realistically: he’s in a Christmas band. no way they’re touring longer than 2months lol
anyway all the dads kinda suck a lil and Glenn isn’t worse than any of them. darryl and grant can barely talk to each other, ron gets mad at terry jr for being upset at them for killing vampire terry sr, henry’s inability to teach his kids consequences constantly puts them in a lot of danger and this is just one bad trait from each of them. I could dig deeper but that would make this already long ask wayyy too long
what the water gave me florence & the machine / pastel and oil painting deborah quinn-munson / clementine von radics / dndads sz1 the tower of terry / how to fillet a fish saveur.com / dndads sz1 a man and his handshake / photo of kelp in the surf of st. george island, ak / dndads sz1 van on the run / dndads sz2 spider-boyz: homecoming / crush richard siken / underwater photo of person wearing black shirt time marshall / into the ocean blue october / dndads sz2 alright / the old man in the sea xueling zou / what the water gave me florence & the machine
RON STAMPLER from DUNGEONS AND DADDIES (NOT A BDSM PODCAST) vs SAL INORTEP from THE SUBMITTER'S D&D GAME
HERE'S WHAT THE SUBMITTERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS:
RON - "this bad boy can fit so much autism in him. he’s a businessman. He’s not just a step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up. he once hid INSIDE a pair of pants. due to magic it is now impossible for him to wear pants. he used to be emotionally detached but he’s emotionally available now. he’s a famous singer in the forgotten realms, stage name ‘Hi I’m Ron.’ He and the party planned and executed a fyrefest scam as their prep for the final boss fight."
SAL INORTEP - "So Sal is a dragonborn paladin right. A big strong guy. He gets a ship for the first time and hustles a sailor for a fishing rod and then spends two weeks fishing off the side of the boat. Doesn't do great, pulls up a few fish and a few monsters, but boy does he have the bug. So the next port the party is at, well. Sal buys six more fishing rods and distributes them to everyone. Now every time I, the DM, mention water, Sal perks up and forces everyone else to go fishing. It's a weekly thing. Every session, we fish. Because of our man Sal."
ron fanart is by @electricxmayhem
sal was submitted by @loving-jack-kelly and was made by a member of their dnd group