#dnf au rambles

[cyncerity]

Would you get mad if I showed up in your inbox and was like "borrower Dream climbing up to George's sleeping moth to wake them up with a tiny kiss but George yawns in his sleep and swallows Dream and when he wakes up Dream's gotta get him to notice him"?

UNAWARE VORE UNAWARE VORE UNAWARE VORE-

One of my favorite vore tropes personally it’s just *chefs kiss* perfect i love it so much

Imagine angst wise, especially if George cant hear Dream >:)

Or if this is the first time Dream gets nommed-

He’s just panicking and he’s pounding on the walls yelling but George can’t hear him. Eventually the pain wakes him up but since he’s never eaten Dream before, he assumes it just a stomachache. So he takes something that usually settles his stomach, but it doesn’t fix it. In fact, it may have made it worse.

Dream is startled by something else coming into the stomach with him, so he starts to thrash harder, which really upsets George’s stomach cause he’s not used to having living, moving things in there. The more he moves and fights, the more the walls around him compress him in painful ways, knocking the air out of his lungs and bruising him all over.

George is just trying to find anything to settle his stomach, but no medicine or online recipe has worked. He even at one point tries to find Dream to ask him what to do, or to see if there’s any natural borrower made remedies that he may know of, but he can’t find him. This is probably the worst part for Dream to hear; George is so close yet he has no idea.

It takes a full day of George trying to wait it out and fix it before he gets fed up to the point that he tries to throw up. Only then does he find where Dream had been all day, and he feels awful. Dream has completely lost his voice from screaming all day to no avail, and is obviously a scared, shaking mess, so George does his best to comfort him. A nice, warm blanket, food, putting on a movie he knows he likes, and just apologizing and whispering promises that it’ll never happen again. George wants to hold him close, to kiss him and tell him that it’ll all be ok and press him to his heart, but he knows that more physical contact is probably the opposite of what Dream needs right now, and that’s ok. He’ll do anything to make Dream feel more safe after that.

on the other hand, fluff:

Dream knows it’s safe and is more like “well George is asleep i’ll get him to let me out when he wakes up” but by the time George wakes up, Dream has fallen asleep lol

George spends like 4 hours looking for him until Dream wakes up and is like “uh oh” so he just starts pounding on the stomach walls

Again going with the idea that George can’t hear Dream cause i think that’d be funnier, George is initially kinda freaked out before realizing “oh that’s where Dream went.”

Que a lot of George drinking and eating stuff, poking his stomach, moving around a lot, laying face down to squish him, and generally just fucking with Dream as a “punishment.”

By the time George spits him out he’s covered in soda and still sticky from the now digested candy that he had been sitting in, so George cleans him off with a soft towel and warm water and Dream pretends to be mad at George for messing with him, but he’s not doing a great job hiding his smile.

[demonstars]

i go from au to au in my mind spinning dnf in different scenarios

[swordfright]

do you have any c!awesamdream fics recomendations?

Honestly, I don’t have a ton of recs. c!awesamdream fic is mysteriously hard to find, and I also wouldn’t want to recommend you anything super E-rated in case that’s not your jam. Personally I’ve had more success searching the Sam & Dream gen relationship tag than the slash tag. That said, here are my no-brainer recs, most are gen with some exceptions:

inosculation by @theminecraftbox - canon compliant, reflection on how their relationship progresses during the prison arc, how c!sam’s authoritarian tendencies bloom in pandora, and the weird symbiosis he and dream achieve. technically not a slash fic but like it is To Me!!

saltwater on rock by @elmhat - also not technically a slash fic but it is a fun exploration of their relationship post-prison: who are they to each other, now that they aren’t prisoner and warden? what power has dream reclaimed, what power has sam ceded? or is it the other way around? fun stuff.

the trees deny themselves nothing by @lookinghalfacorpse - if you’re asking for recs you’ve probably already read this one (it’s basically THE awesamdream fic at this point) but i think it lends itself to re-readability! and if you haven’t read it: dream loses his leg in pandora, phil n techno conscript sam to make him a new one after the jailbreak, things get interesting. OP also wrote a post-fic oneshot which you can read here.

everlasting evermore by @elmhat - incomplete atm and also not slash but definitely awesamdream vibes. sam is a sad widower king who interrogates dream in his dungeon so it scratches the fantasy itch. this fic does some cool things with the cloning lab lore and i’m really excited to see where it goes!

21 steps in the desert by @airrec - banger. it's short so i won't describe it in detail. banger tho!

scream eureka by @cgogs - basically a post-canon domestic horror fic, sam and dream are married (with a kid on the way) but neither of them is able to move on from pandora. this fic deals with issues of bodily autonomy very well and it’s also refreshing to see trans pregnancy handled with tact, rather than treated like a fetish or a joke. IIRC this fic is an AU of an AU so be warned, it does come with like 30 pages of background lore which isn't necessary to understand the fic but does make it easier to follow.

all these lives by @lookinghalfacorpse - reincarnation drabble, plays with sam’s obsession in fun ways. not really sure how else to describe this one but i reread it sometimes! it’s good!

you don't have to be like that by @dr3amofagame - incomplete, i haven't reread this one in a while but i remember enjoying it at lot! dream gives sam the book in a moment of desperation and then has to navigate the fallout.

accident by @airrec - another fave. concise, fucked up, and very well written.

i’ve also been working on a multichap awesamdream fic (am i allowed to rec my own fics??? is that too cringe??) that’s gonna be wrapping up soon. pandora's vault gains sentience, that's the whole plot. like most of the other works on this list, it’s not technically ship fic but it is very much about sam and dream’s...situation. full warning tho, it’s long and rambly and weird, sorry for that!

i also wanna add that pretty much any fic that explores the scrapped lore is gonna have to deal with awesamdreamisms by necessity, owing to the nature of, well, the lore. there's a decent amount of fics about it, here's one that I found recently and enjoyed a lot.

Have fun, mind the tags. And if you find more then by all means, feel free to add to this post! I know there's a lot of tumblr-exclusive content floating around out there that can be harder to find than stuff on AO3.

Also, it's worth mentioning that some of the most compelling c!awesamdream content I've read were brief interludes in fics about much broader subjects in the fandom; I've read a lot of great c!awesamdream moments in c!rivals fics, prison trio fics, c!dnf fics, etc. So my advice is to cast your net wide, if that makes sense? Happy reading!

[kiuda]

I LOVE you and nat's dnf royal AU. THE DRAMA.

how did dream end up at the enemy kingdom and knight of the prince?

as far as i got in our ramblings i think the idea was that dream went missing after the royal family (except for him and sam obv) were killed - maybe rescued by someone?

anyway the rumour is that george's parents ordered the assassination :D

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Ok warning this is very long, i'm gonna ramble about the fic on itself here because UGFHGHHG i cried 😢💖 nunki tqm te debo mi vida entera

Starting with RS!George's pov during the prison break i love that so much, he's so chaotic in this au i really liked how he's the main focus :((( ohhgg the scrungly, and besides dnf being the main relatioship of the story i can't stop thinking about the silly dynamic of george and techno and the vibe of "we're not that close but you're my best friend's lover so i'll help you i guess :/", and them immediatly rushing to hana kingdom looking for dream with the compass.

THE VISUALS!!!! i love love love how it was all described, the imagery, all the plants and flowers surrounding the castle and after reading it, thinking how a big part of it was probably HD's influence on the world trying to keep dream hidden (and trapped), the fact that the kingdom was meant to be a safe place for "war criminals" according to dream, and they both thinking he meant a safe place for george,,, hheartbreakign reading about sapnap's absence in the kingdom to keep an eye on dream and also not appearing during the chase to capture george after breaking out of pandora like MAN. (also FUCK Q) my poor fucking cat george dealing with so much pain for a year im goign to throw uo :(

george knows thanks to techno that dream is going to welcome him back with open arms but still he's scared of the small possibility of dream not being in his room and all the scenarios of why that would be, but not wanting to show that panic to techno so he covers it with insults and deflection. and how for a split second he thought the worst case scenario happened and someone killed dream on their way there (ALSO GEORGE'S PARANOIA MENTION :c ). I love the imagery of dream being like the sun for the flowers and how even the sunflowers are ignoring the actual sun to point directly to a sleeping dream, they're dependent on him, like the world's connection and pure love for its admin but amplified by HD's wish to keep him for himself (or i'm reading too much into it lmao).

I keep thinking about the rs!dteam flashback because it's making me insane,, sapnap adoring dream's admin powers but george not caring too much about it because he cared more about dream himself, and deciding that he's going to protect him and sapnap following him and training together to become dream's bodyguards and if i keep talking about it i will burst into tears,,,,,,,

the fact that the flowers and vines and plants are covering dream even blooming from his own chest and holding him down as he sleeps,,, this would go hard as a painting like if you agree. but also george defending dream and how HE is the one that knows dream the best not even any of their other closest friends like sapnap, punz or even techno, his jealousy demons are insane like if you agree. I also kept jumping on my seat whenever i noticed a referenced to lore we've talked about before like the dnf chains and dream pleading techno to rescue george from pandora ooohhggg the details,,, and techno joking about how it's the last time he does dream a favor but deep down he also cares about him that's his dearest rival and he really doesn't want him suffering :((

PAUSEEEEE I LOVE THE STORYY OF HD, XD AND PVP AND THEIR BATTLE FUCKKKK i was thinking about it because i didnt know what to do to make both pvp and xd die so hd could become a lonely god (and also applying it to dsmp canon with dreamxd) and this way is SO GOOD!!! they were doomed and my chest hurts thinking about them, “Sometimes people do stupid shit for those they love, I dunno,” I'm biting my arm off oh my gODDDD.

AND NOW HD'S BIG ENTRANCE YASSSS, and the reveal of george having talked with hd multiple times in prison and his warning of staying away from dream, and how possesive he is with dream while he's sleeping, I LOVEEEE the way it's added the uncanny valley to hd's appearance, it's my fav hc how xd and hd look so perfectly like dream and george to the point of no humanity, their faces so perfect it's evident they're pretending to be human, trying to replicate all in looks and flaws, like george's pride, and george defeating hd by making him realize that dream never cared for him, he only wanted george and only wanted hd because he was replacing george but also hd wanting dream because he was replacing xd after he died.

and george realizing that it's his fault dream got hurt by hd and him during the dethronement so he wants to free him and let him choose next even if it meant him staying away from george, that's why george telling hd that "life moves on" also soothes his soul, they both lost their lovers (by not being able to stop his fight against their other friend, and by trying to keep him away from conflict he drove him away) so george thought he also needed to move on if dream hates him because of what he did. but finally dream wakes up as hd's curse is lifted and he doesn't hate george, he's angry because he left and didn't came back for him (until now) and they still have feelings for each other YIPPEEEEEEE

can i say that i imagine off screen dream and george taking a bath together and dream tending george's wounds from torture and putting bandages on him and they're soft and cute and cry and TALK and it's an intimate moment where they connect again and it's a new beginning for them together again <3

and george's version of the gods story having a happy ending, giving hd his own happy ending too :( and it's what he believes as the story is mentioned to have multiple versions, so i think that as long as george believes that HD XD and PVP lived and are happy, it would be true :) or idk at this point i kinda zoned out i probably misinterpreted this LMAO SORRYYYY. but anyway DNF CUDDLING!!! THE REAL GOOD ENDING!!! and finally,,,,, dream is finally free from hd's curse to sleep for longer, the flowers are gone. he's gonna wake up to an embrace of his lover and start living <3

I BELIEVE IN HAPPY RS!DNF ENDGAME!!! AGAIN THANK SO MUCH FOR THIS FIC I KEEP SAYING THIS EVERYWHERE I CAN BUT IM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS AND ALL THE ART YOU'VE MADE AND FOR LISTENING (reading¿) MY SELF INDULGENT STUFF 😭😭💖💖💕💕 i hope this made sense i started zoning out at the end of writing this so i'm really sorry if i misinterpreted some scenes!!! feel free to correct me nunkito :3 and thank u nov for hosting dtblr secret santa i loved this,, ooghghgg

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

hello it’s me and you against the world right now (dash is dead) and we’re already writing fanfic as it is so im going to ramble out my thoughts for my dnf telepathic bond au that i want to write. everything is the same and you do a brief synopsis of like bonds and how they work etc etc and i think i would make it so that bonds are like a soulmate thing and they snap into place the first time u touch ur soulmate. they’re not like super common but they’re also not super rare but like plenty of couples aren’t telepathically bonded and it’s pretty normal to not ever meet your bond mate and if u do and you’re like already married it’s even possible for it to be platonic or there’s ways to break the bond if u don’t want it. but anyways into dnf is dream’s parents would be bonded i think so to dream seeing that he’s always wanted a bond bc it seems like suck a good thing but George’s parents aren’t bonded so he doesn’t really care or see it as a big deal but dream has like a complex over wanting them to bond when they meet but not getting his hopes up and also I think I would integrate the concept of like different levels or depths of bonds. and dnf of course would have like the most extreme one. anyways pre meetup they kind of dance around feelings and are kinda sorta together in everything but name and then they meet and there’s so many anxious emotions and then they touch and the bond instantly clicks into place but it’s so overwhelming because of how high level it is and suddenly having each other’s thoughts and feelings enter their brains at full force when those thoughts and feelings are all anxiety and elation and everything else that comes with meeting just like. gives them both unimaginable migraines and you have to nurture newly formed bonds so suddenly they have to be in close proximity and touching or else they have headaches and there’s no hiding any thoughts from each other and it’s so scary to deal with on their first meeting but they sink into it and george of course loves and hates it bc literally living in dream’s head is his dream but also dream in his head able to hear all his doubts and fears and feelings no matter how he tries to hide them ? fawking terrifying . anyways also exploring them settling into this and dealing with adjusting to it and it helping them get their shit together and testing the limits of it and anyways . what are your thoughts on dnf telepathic bond au i just have always read them for hockey rpf and thought there needed to be a dnf one and then realized sometimes u have to write the fanfic u want to read

This is absolutely amazing I'm fucking obsessed and I need u to write it now.

[czargasm]

Hi :) I actually have more rambling things to say about Every mountain tells a story, I hope it's okay to leave them here First of all, I was listening to Heart by Sleeping at Last and it made me think of your Dream and George. Maybe just because the lyrics contain the word 'altitude' but it's a DNF song now, I don't make the rules ;D

Second of all, I really wanna read more fics now where the dteam and co. do extreme sports? I don't know if this is just me but reading your fic made me think about how well Dream, his drive, his planning and training, manhunts and MCC map onto those settings. I might have been thinking about crazy and ridiculous places he could propose at, that aren't the top of mountains, too and came up with the mariana trench. So let's all ignore how clumsy real Dream is and someone write that, okay? XD

I do recognize that writing something like this takes a whole lot of research and work. I for one know nothing about scuba diving or caving or parkouring. All of this to say, thank you for writing this fic and I can't wait for the last two chapters :D

YES, it is absolutely okay to leave your rambling thoughts here. I love when people send me asks about my stories, because I love talking about them. Especially this one, since it's definitely my favorite right now.

It's funny, you are not the first person to send me music that reminds you of this story specifically. I love the weird things that makes something a DNF song to each of us. Kind of like how the song 'Heyday' by Mic Christopher was 100% my ANF song that I played over and over again while I was writing "Our Own Terrible Way" (which is named after that song), just because it has the line "we fool around now and again, we're looking good--but just as friends."

You make a great point about how Dream's drive and determination translates well to extreme sports type situations. I don't think I have anything else quite like that on the horizon, but I do have several weird AUs. I think weird AUs are just my brand now between Every Mountain and the time travel story. I just love seeing how the different aspects of Dream and George's personality and all their soulmate-isms translate over into different universes. They do take a ton of research, though. I don't think I ever would have written Every Mountain if I didn't already have a decade of reading about mountaineering behind me. For one of the AUs I'm working on right now (I have two I'm actively writing), I've been researching off and on since January. I've read two books, watched multiple interviews and documentaries, searched through legislation and US government websites, and played two entire video games just to get a feel for the vibes. And it's a one shot. Luckily I like research a lot.

[belovedrm]

BELOVEDRM FANFIC RECS

ramble on

dnf halloween party au - 1 chapter, 9k words

nsfw - please look at all tags before reading!

[…] “When Dream looks like that and is talking like that, George couldn’t even hope to formulate a semi-understandable sentence. “I think I know what it is. So all you have to do is take it.” — Or, For Halloween (and a bet), Dream is “forced” to wear a playboy bunny costume. It’s not as humiliating as he thought it would be”

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[somanywips]

dnf but Brazilian dictatorship and horny at 4 am sounds interesting btw wait let me think about the post-moonthreadsz

Okay actually talking about DNF but Brazilian dictatorship, it's basically like, a university au in the 60s but there's also the Ghost of Communism™. Both George and Dream are in uni but different majors (although we don't do majors/minors here, we can only get one degree at a time). Dream's with journalism (or literature, I wasn't a 100% sure on which one) and George with Electrical engineering (computer science only came to Brazil like, a few years into the dictatorship, and the story is right at the beginning of it). Dream's against the "milicos" (pejorative slang we still use today [in some parts of the country] to refer to soldiers or any other positions in the army) with the student league (student league's were like. Big against the dictatorship, to this day there's this idea that people from universities are lazy weed smokers who do nothing because of the propaganda against the student leagues) George's the son of a colonel, aka a guy who was working for the dictatorship. So that was the first point of conflict, there were more down the line, but if I keep going I'll Talk About It Forever.

Horny at 4am is like. Actually not horny at all, and it also wasn't 4am, the title is a lie, and I'm pretty sure it's a Thilbo fic (Thorin x Bilbo from The Hobbit [my beloved]). It's a very very long ramble about the possible differences between Hobbit and Dwarfs courtship. This one is really heavy on world building, but it's more an outline than an actual story. I have a 350 word chapter on it I think? It's about one of my favorite headcanons for Hobbit culture, which is that they court with food and flowers. Food is like, a Huge deal for Hobbits, so obviously I had to put it in, and flowers because hobbits were made by Yavanna, the green lady (aka if I start explaining her I'll never stop cause I Love Yavanna so much I have so many headcanons on her I Will read The Silmarilion again or my name's not Domi), so I also had to put flowers in.

But yeah if I keep talking about those I'll never stop they're my babies and I love them dearly even if I haven't worked on them for like a year at this point. One day they'll Maybe see the light but I would nawt count on it.

[deathsquiggles]

for those curious here’s a list of the projects i’m currently jumping between at random based on what holds my attention any given hour:

1) manhunt au dnf where gog is part of a team hunting down the library assistant who stole a very important document and dre is a dude with a destiny and they end up getting trapped in a cave together and have to work together to survive

2) royalty au dnf where gog is a spoiled prince and dre is a pompous knight who is hella resentful about being assigned as gog’s personal guard rather than joining the knight swat team, and they fucking hate each other for no good reason until like six weeks of knowing each other when they’re forced to actually Talk

3) cyberpunk au dnf where dre gets trapped in gog’s head on accident and hilarity ensues as gog follows the trail to get to where dre’s body is so he can put him back, but it’s big complicated because dre is technically a cyberterrorist (read: part of a group that opposes the horrible government) and gog is. uh. not exactly an innocent man, to say the least

4) demon au, VERY dead dove don’t eat dnf where gog is a demon that dre signs away his soul to (like i cannot emphasize enough how ridiculously awful this relationship is. it’s so funny. they’re both terrible terrible people)

5) superheroes and villains au using the d$//mp c! characters featuring a Forbidden Ship as a central plot element (which it’s dumb as hell that it’s forbidden because it’s literally fictional characters but people get super weird about it. ugh)

6) massive “sucked into a video game” au featuring sixty creators. the video game they get pulled into doesnt actually exist so i’m going absolutely ham on the worldbuilding. there are curses with debuffs. there are world events. there are dungeons. there are magical artifacts. and everyone gets set to the same “base” physical abilities so gog has a crisis on day 1 because he gets full color vision

i love talking about my own shit so if any of this sounds interesting and you want to know more feel free to drop an ask or w/e and i Will ramble at length. otherwise imma keep picking away and someday post one of these monstrosities

[roseamericano]

rambling time i am working on multiple different fics right now and they’re all so fun i keep jumping between my docs every time i come up with a new scene but i need to sit down and just do sprints on one at a time. currently my plan is to post a fic within the week about dnf being in london and george taking dream to his parents house for dinner and showing dream his old room and setup that we first ever saw george in. after that i’m gonna be posting a fic for a collection hosted by blue the sweetest angel in the world (it’s a taylor swift songfic heyyyyyy). and then after that i’m gonna be posting a fic centered around the vampire diaries but not like an au. it’s gonna be irl dnf watching tvd and exploring what their lives would be like if they lived in a world like that and were vampires etc just kinda very domestic and intimate getting together friends to lovers typa beat.

idk what else, kinda wanna put my own cat into a fic and riv and i had a silly little idea about dnf adopting a new kitten and it being matilda (my kitty) for patches to play with so maybe that?

someone also replied to something yesterday asking for a sort of epilogue to hatefire and i gotta say i’m… very tempted on that as well!

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[brick-a-doodle-do]

For the mini-golf course possible au!! Love it so much and so many things to think about!! ohhhh, who's all tinies?? Are they being paid?? Do customers have favorite tinies to work with aka my crimebois or sbi heart would love it!! There's gotta be security for them too, since i know for a fact crows and squirrels would target them. Maybe Tommy would get attacked by a Karens emotional support animal and be saved. So many possibilities!!!

aaa!! thank you, i think the idea is pretty cute :D

so far, at the specific place tommy works at, benchtrio are all tiny workers! tommy and tubbo would definitely be the more chaotic of the three. tubbo is the typa guy to just throw himself at the ball in an attempt to move it, and, in the end, fail terribly sdjgds

tommy would be like tubbo, going in with no plan. he'd definitely get things done but he'd make a fool of himself lol

ranboo is just chill lmao, if anything he's one of the only workers who actually tries to benefit the human players eghdssdj

okay, so, for payment, the world has not really adapted tinies into their society. they're not exactly borrowers per se - a lot of people know about them - but there isn't a lot of stores that are tiny friendly. so, they do get paid, but not with money. a lot of their payment is just proper shelter, food, and overall things that'll benefit. that being said, it'll also depend on the place. some people will use them more as entertainment and pay them less, while others just see tinies as actual employees who benefit their business.

you are making me want to ramble a lot,,, i really hope you don't mind a long response dshgfds

hmmm security would also depend on the place! for this au i'm also maybe having tinies have similar jobs at places like escape rooms or other just-for-fun things that can have challenges, so if it had to do with outside, and the owners of the business see them as actual people, then they'd definitely make sure that someone is keeping an eye out for the smaller creatures, that being through both customers/players and employees.

hmm, they'd definitely have their favorites :)

for the main minigolf oneshot i'm havin' will be a salty depressed guy who definitely doesn't like going out much. and when phil finally gets techno to agree as well, wilbur finds himself in the car with his brother.

for another one i'm thinking of having it be dnf/dteam, where g!dream is a regular and goes there just to request george (or george & sapnap) :))

idk there's a lot of different ways this could go, and i'm just now realizing how well this idea could go if i actually think about it and execute it right esdghddgjdf (thank you for opening my eyes :D)

ewhfsjjjdsjg that is a wonderful thought to have him be attacked lmao, i definitely thing tommy could get too cocky with an animal and make it have a terrible outcome asdjbhgfjsdf

honestly yeah there are so many possibilities and i am very open to ideas, literally any form of entertainment/game/ could be suggested and i'll make a lil oneshot idea :D

if i ever do write something for this, i might make it multiple parts, where i jump from characters to characters -- basically just oneshots for the same universe,,,,,

also, for a little bit of an angsty idea, what if a tiny gets hurt from a club? a swing a little too harsh near a tiny a little too close :D i mean one little mishap and the entire tiny-human thing could be completely shut down >:D

oooor for an escape room, a tiny gets stuck in something, and the person is a little bit slow at working out one of the puzzles, causing the tiny to be seriously injured >:)))))

possibilities possibilities.......

[purpleglitch]

I ramble for too long about my art (The post)

(Drawings here)

Thanks again to Nunki and Nov so much for pulling me out of art block 😭💕 I had so much fun drawing all of this and experimenting with poses and colors, etc. that I wouldn't have tried before this!! i'm so sorry this took like 2 months to finish there was lots of stuff going on but I finally finished it and i'm very happy how it all turned out. I made this post just to go through my thought process LMAO

DAY 1: Early SMP Days

This one was inspired by the "he asked for no pickles" meme and how in an early dsmp stream c!dream (in full enchanted netherite armor) asks c!george (half iron/diamond armor) to protect him with a crossbow while they go to l'manburg

At first this one was gonna be a quick drawing but then i got too invested into drawing the armor that it got out of hand and suddenly i had spent 2 days on that 💀

Also all the other drawings were gonna be like this one, a bit simple than what i usually do, but i got too invested x2 and ended up rendering(?) more the rest of drawings

C!dream is c!george's baby, like the cc's dynamic 👍

DAY 2: Objects of Affection

THE SHIELD DEMONS GOT ME 👹👹👹👹 also c!gnf keeps the mask even though it's a bit broken :3

C!gnf is a bit dirty because he doesn't shower, also he sleeps on the grass sometimes, he doesn't get sunburnt because XD protects him from that, also c!sapnap is the one that finds him like that and brings him back to kinoko

I think this is the drawing with most layers only because it was for setting the lighting

This one set the bar of how many details can i put on the next drawings haha got too silly and flew too close to the sun

DAY 3: Worship/Devotion

Inspired by religious imagery in renaissance paintings, they're very pretty and detailed and ohgggg i thought that aesthetic fit XDNF's dynamic ^_^

When I finished the drawing i added a canvas texture so it looked like the mentioned paintings' texture

The pose was so complicated but thankfully i hid all the weird anatomy under capes and hair(?) 🤭 and I have a mirror right next to my computer so i used myself as reference for the hands

The halo around c!gnf's head could be a reference to the headcanon of georgeeeHD existing and being another dsmp deity or also hinting at george's "destroying the smp" stream and how powerful and crazy insane he is!!! also the reflection of XD's halos on his eyes, they worship each other i think, xdnf makes my tummy hurt /pos

DAY 4: Visions/Dreams

Inspired by my weirdcore demons :3 i love that aesthetic so much

I did the error pop up on this custom generator!!

Saved a lot of time by making c!dream faceless since it would be covered by the pop up anyway, but it can also be symbolism for c!gnf not remembering his face or something crazy

I again used myself as reference for the hands i'm so cool and epic

Also I used a tutorial on how to make the vhs effect/chromatic aberration on paint tool sai and added grainy texture on the background for more spice :3

DAY 5: Reunion/Post-Nuke

I reused an old sketch of c!dnf side profile for this one, hashtag work smart not hard 😎 except i polished it and changed some stuff and now it looks way better than the old version

The concept was happy reunion, they're happy to see each other!! c!dnf good ending, i say in tears.

c!gnf touching the c!dritties :3 jk he's feeling his heartbeat, he can't believe he's real!!!

I had so much fun drawing the blood on the bandages and c!dream's scars, please zoom and admire them, it took so long,,,,

DAY 6: Roleswap

My demons..... my beloved rs au..... the posts i made some while ago were based on this drawing, i have a tag on my blog now for that au

RS!dnf wear matching chains!! also the concept for this drawing was that someone interrupted their make out session :3

Symbolism moment!! I like to draw characters with nail polish of the color it represents them, in this case green for dream and blue for george, but for this au, their colors are swapped: green for george and blue for dream, it symbolizes how their roles (king/knight) on that story are different and don't match with the canon. storywise, they're so in love they wanted to keep each other on themselves somehow so they exchanged nail polish colors

DAY 7: CC Roleplay/Cosplay

Sisyphus would be proud of me (<- almost gave up before drawing this), unironically i got demotivated when i finished day 6 so i took a break and then i went insane with this one

The concept was c!dnfies wearing cc!dnf outfits, dream specifically has so many outfit options but I ended up choosing the famous "dteam in madrid" outfit plus a cat beanie, and I couldn't find a fortnite jesus poster for george's shirt so i just found a silly cat pic and yeah ^_^

Thank you random twt user for the idea 👍

And that's it! I probably forgot to say some stuff more but i started to get anxious this post would be too long. Again thank you so much guys for being supportive over the wips i showed you and also being insane about c!dnf too 😭 <3

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F1 2022 Re-watch: Round 3 - Australia 

So yeah re some previous rambly posts, I subbed to F1 TV because I was kind of tuned out for the bulk of the 2022 season and bc it ended up being Seb’s last season in F1, I wanted to re-watch all of them in full. bc Seb caught covid (😭) I’m starting from Australia!

Since I’m mainly doing this for the laughs I have no idea what I’m doing avwvguhrgug I’ll probably put a lap number before any sarcastic comment for context.

Anyway, onwards! (under a read more bc this will get chatty)

Starting with the F1 intro. noice. (quietly bops)

As I am a religious Channel 4 viewer I just got major whiplash from Will Buxton doing commentary esblhrlbi.

I actually really like Albert Park, it’s not a bad track, dare I say it quite underrated.

Seb in 17th, the AMR22 really was a tractor 😭

Jolyon Palmer?!?!? I forgot he worked for F1 these days.

I’m also really not used to Aus not being the tradional season opener. Does not pass the vibe check.

[Start/Lap 1]: A clean turn 1???? sounds very fake.

A clean first sector???? sounds very fake

My god I can’t believe the grid all had their braincells on the first lap. Astounding.

[Lap 2]: nvm Sainz spun into the gravel. (I very vaguely remember this from C4 Highlights)

Unrelated, Zhou’s helmet design is really pretty.

[Lap 3]: Aston Martin Safety Car!! My beloved!! (The soft spot I now have for them after Seb’s two seasons with AM asdfghjkl)

[Lap 5]: Oh, pitting Lance to run the mandatory compound for 1 lap, then pitting again for hards. That’s clever. (Bernie Collins and Seb shared AM’s braincell lets be real).

I’ve also very suddenly realised that while I’m re-watching all of Seb’s races from 2022 bc it was his last season, there is no guarantee I will see much of Seb. I did not think this through.

I have once again slipped back into the routine of constantly checking for Seb’s name on the leaderboard. (pls don’t ask me how I’m going to cope this year bc I probably won’t)

I’m also humming the jaws theme everytime one car gets close to another.

Still not used to Will Buxton commentary eagheguh Palmer & Sam Collins are great though!!

[Lap 11]: Not Seb going through the gravel and dropping to plum last 😭

[Lap 12]: The McLarens following the Mercs. Merc on Merc powertrain violence

[Lap 13]: “Lots of unforced driver error” It’s because we had such a clean first lap that the racing gods demanded clownery as payment.

Unrelated but I said this to a mate the other day, but I miss glossy car liveries!! The matte ones are fine but shiny liveries just hit different. (Merc please go chrome for 2023 it would be v sexy)

[Lap 16]: Anyway Seb in P16 woo

Kevin mowing the lawn at turns 9 and 10

[Lap 18] Ah Leclerc leading Verstappen by almost 9 seconds. Remember when we had hope for the title fight? (Man watching the season long Ferrari clown show back is going to be fun, and by fun I mean devastating).

Speaking of car liveries, please have less black on the car this year McLaren. It just makes the car look unfinished. The accents of blue are so pretty though.

(I love how this is the most important thing on my mind rn eaugheuigh)

[Lap 22]: Seb thinking about an overtake!!! And the camera cut away!! why???

[Lap 24]: Seb DNF noooooo 😭😭😭😭

(I really should have looked up race results before starting this huh)

Well, zero joy sparked. But I have paid for F1 TV so we carry on through gritted teeth.

The AMR22 was a tractor, but damn it she was a beautiful tractor.

[Lap 25] “Keep getting unlucky with safety cars” Me 🤝 Lewis: Permanently traumatised by the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

“The only time we will see an Aston Martin leading the race this weekend” Will Buxton I will fight you

[Lap 26]: THE FUCK Yuki, Mick do not frighten me like that.

I still keep checking for Seb on the leaderboard even though he’s out. Pain.

Back on livery watch: The blue and pink Alpine my beloved.

[Lap 30] oh we have passed half-distance. yay.

Lewis getting past Nando: ‘Cause I seee sparks flyyyyy’

[Lap 33] Bold of anyone to call Magnussen “Alonso’s rear gunner”

[Lap 35] Cuts to Leclerc in case we forgot about him

[Lap 36] “Is that Ferrari very slow or...?” “No that’s just how it looks” And yet Apollo gave them the gift of prophecy re the second half of the season 😭

Another livery watch update: Alpha Romeo v pretty.

[Lap 39]: Oop Verstappen DNF

Back to livery watch: Red Bull I’m begging you to go back to having a dark metallic blue instead of the matte navy. Keep the bright red tho.

The “Leclerc you’re my red flag”  sign. Bestie that does not mean what you think it means.

[Lap 41]: The midfield once again saving the entertainment value of the race. I fully support Fernando’s rights to go a little bit feral.

Albert Park when the sun starts to go down >>>>>

(Yes a circuit’s aesthetic/surroundings completely plays into whether or not I like it. shh)

[Lap 45]: ...did AM tell Lance that he got a penalty or?????

[Lap 46]: How did I not notice Albon in P7??? pet power! (he still had to stop but whatevs)

[Lap 48] Albon on 46 lap old tyres 😳

I have now learned I’m watching the F1 TV feed and not the global feed (which I’m assuming is Sky F1???) so I’ll need to actually pay attention to what I’m clicking on for the next race 😅

[Lap 49]: It’s taken almost the whole race for Nando to start bitching on the radio iaefbhsebh. At least it feels like a race now (said with the upmost affection for my favourite menace to society)

[Lap 51]: There you go Nando, Pierre got past Lance

also is Alex going to pit at some point???

“I think don’t hit the one [car] painted the same as yours” F1 TV make Sam the lead commentator pls.

“The McLaren is a quick car” words I thought I would never hear

[Lap 54]: Charles 🤝 RBR Seb: Can I go for the fastest lap 👀

I also think it’s bs that you have to finish in the top 10 to get a point for the fastest lap. If you get the fastest lap, you should get the point. Don’t disrespect the non-points finishers like that @FIA 

[Lap 56]: Three laps left and Albon still hasn’t pitted

Williams did you forget about your driver????

Shit I’m emotionally invested in Albon now

Oh man if his tyre fails I will not take it well

[Lap 57]: Don’t cut to Leclerc!!! I need to know if Albon has pitted yet!!!

There he is!!!

[Lap 58] “Are you still awake” Perez @ Williams pit wall

Oh thank fudge Albon pitted

[Lap 58/end] Charles & Ferrari taking a dominant win. doesn’t feel real tbh.

Albon got P10!!!! hell yeah!!!

Charles really did learn from Seb by going for fastest lap despite being told not to vvuuehrfgusrhguh

Rocky name drop!!! Yes I’m still fond of him shhh 

Okay so that race was a bit of a slow burn, ty to the midfield for bringing the bulk of the entertainment. Overall 6 and a half front wings out of 10.

[mello-when-hi]

Bonjour! In the spirit of curiosity, I'm going around asking people things about their experiences in fandom. So, here's the first question: have you ever joined an exchange or fan-run event before (can be as a writer, beta reader, or artist)? If the answer is yes, what did you like about it? Can you share the piece you made for it? Cheers! 🪶 anon

Hiya! Looking thru my fics I'm actually surprised in how many things I've participated in so I'm just gonna stash my ramblings under the cut XD

I was part of the Fairytales from the SMP collab which resulted in a dnf The Little Mermaid AU, Ready To Stand (which is finally getting updated this week *eyes*) out of all the fairytales, that one is my absolute favorite so I was THRILLED to land that one, and now I finally have it in me to continue the story so I've got that going for me ^-^

I wrote a greek mythology au centered around cTechno for the Technojoy zine (And For You, The World) I had a ton of fun with this one since I got to incorporate so many elements from Greek mythology :D

I speed ran a dnf soulmate au for DNF week and had a TON of fun with the concept. It got a ton of positive feedback and I could see myself fleshing it out a lot more at some point! (Swear I Was Blind Before I Met You if you wanna check it out :o )

Then I was part of the Bookclub Birthday Bash exchange and got some FANTASTIC prompts from Sel that resulted in Sleepless Nights Are Better With You , I got to write a lot of cute dnf fluff which I count as an absolute win.

And last (but certainly not least) we have To Dream Of The Future, a Howl's Moving Castle AU written for Nunki for the dtblrsecret santa :D its mostly plotless fluff where they discuss their plans for the future but I had so much fun combining the Sophie/Howl personalities with dnf and I'm really pleased with how it turned out