#do u guys remember that thread with like oli and callum and martyn that was like i wonder who else could be joining 🤔 or whatever

[funkily]

if ive gathered the right following , i know my followers like 2 things : empires and martyn itlw . so , may i present ,

the lord of the dark woods ! more info on him below the cut

- part of an ancient race from the deep dark (cities that moved underground in the wake of the Rapture and the radiation that followed) .

- he is 74 feet tall normally !! that is simply too much !!! hes 6'2 when hes human

- the fossil jimmy found was one of his mates' ribs

- dark woods because 1) if it wasnt a pun somehow martyn would be disappointed and 2) as he rebuilds his ancient city, trees begin to grow from rhe shulk sensors .

- yes i had to make a vmartyn joke hes so silly and goofy to me