#do u think she beat his bussy up. i think so <3

[jakowskis]

AHAHAHA i just rmred in the original gbg script when tosh reads gwen n owens minds and owens like "i just wanna kiss her :(((" and gwens like "if i dont fuck him right now i will kill everyone in this room." FJKDSHFKJDSHFKDJSHFKDSFDSHFKJSD

[bipedalseal]

13, 15 (any char but the hc has to be Problematic), [6, 18] (Ace Attorney & FE3H), 10 (pick a homestuck character HAHA)

... i hate you

13: any media you've been meaning to get into?

Other than the Discworld and Our Flag Means Death? Uh, What We Do In The Shadows (I saw this gif of a girl in stays there and her boobs were absolutely popping, plus that fat guy's fashion sense <3), your Hades fic, Provinciano, Encantadia, and Professor Layton.

15: Problematic sexuality hc

*suddenly forgets all hcs*

Seteth is straight.

Just kidding lmao

I mean,you know my "Edgeworth is aro" one LOL. Also ig aro Jiang Cheng, because that's a stereotype?

Not a fandom per se but from my sister's ocs,,, so Alejandro has this blond noble lady that he's paired up with. My headcanon is that they're each other's beards because Alejandro is bi (canon) and the lady is a lesbian (the hc part). Also, that her silly acrobat oc is gay AND trans AND a tumblrina (the problematic part). He literally said he was a late bloomer and has a bussy >:((( my sis denies it tho >:((( also remember all those aro headcanons ToT

6: Bro from fandom?

EASY.... not so easy.

For FE3H, Bernadetta von Varley. We have the same interests and reclusive tendencies. It'd be nice to have a fiber friend and a writer friend all in one. I could finally talk to someone who appreciates doilies like I do ToT Though she's only mentioned knitting and not crocheting and I think knitting doilies are despicable. Also her hair is purple <3

For AA, if you asked me a bunch of years ago I'd answer Edgeworth. Now though uhhhhhh I'd say Herlock Sholmes <3 This is a platonic heart ^u^ From the OG trilogy, the parrot-witness in Turnabout 1:4.

18: Brotp

FE3H--AAAAAAAAAAAA. Most of what I think of involves Bernadetta, so instead I'll go with.... fuck it, Sylvain and Bernadetta. I like how interacting with Bernadetta forces a more gentlemanly and literate side of Sylvain, instead of the misogynist playboy trash we get. Also, writer validation for Bernadetta. Yay! Horrifying! For non-canon pairings,Felix and Hilda. Hilda's lack of work ethics and values is a horrible match against Felix, who probably won't respect her for it, but he'll soon change his mind when she finds out what an absolute beast she is with an axe and some boxing gloves. It's hilarious. Imagine this girl, who does nothing but try to mooch off chores off you, suddenly does longer planks than you and beat your ass with an axe even if you're a swordsman. (For context, axewielders usually lose to swordwielders due to low hit chance on the former's part and a high evasion and attack speed on the latter's part.) I'd be fucking pissed if I was him.

AA: Susato and Kazuma. Susato should have gotten the Karuma sword smh, considering she actually knows how to use it. Or at least I think she does. But I like the idea that Naruhodo always has Kazuma's soul with him, so it's a win. Honestly, I like the three of them. Bros <3

10: headcannon about a Homestuck character

,,, utot

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