#don’t hate meeeeee

[britany1997]

Ahhhhh hi hi hi

I love y’all, but I’m not back yet so don’t freak out

Anyways, thanks to everyone who commented nice things and sent me sweet messages and still enjoys my work:) forehead kisses for all of you:)

Some updates in my life:

-therapy is great. Don’t know why I didn’t do it before. Oh yes I do, pride. Don’t be stupid like me kids. I’m working my shit out

-I got my grades back for this semester and somehow ended up with 3 A+, 2 being the highest grades in my class (which was cool) my GPA this semester was like a 4.13, crazy

-my real life is really great right now and I’m happy doing what I’m doing. After I graduate I’m going to have a place at my dream job and I can’t wait.

All that said, I’d like to keep working through my stuff, keep making amazing grades, and keep enjoying life offline. So for the foreseeable future, I’m not coming back. I still plan to, just not soon. Maybe after school but idk.

I hope this isn’t terribly disappointing:( I wanna be happy, I hope y’all understand.

HOWEVER, I did write a mirror fucking scene for FYFNO that I’m gonna post tonight because y’all deserve it😤 (it’s short but hot)

[blackbatcass]

listen I know it’s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.

like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays

[yugiohz]

:DDD

[luke-shywalker]

I got triggered yesterday because we walked past the bookstore and there is ANOTHER New York Times bestseller piece of booktok romance drivel that is, yes, a repackaged Reylo fanfic (and the book display had a little printout of Adam Driver on it that one of the employees had put there)

[okcoolthanks]

Why did it just sink in that I’ve been at home by myself like all day

[merevide]

i feel like i need a good cry. like just absolutely sobbing my eyes out, unable to catch my breath, headache inducing cry. (goes on about my day as normal)

[londonloves]

does anyone else have the urge to throw your phone at the wall after you’ve written an awkward reply to someone

[garoujo]

guys i have a confession to make… i’ve not watched the past two episodes of blue lock </3

[bunieboo]

not to b bitter but everytime I get a sign that’s like “you need to be single at this moment of time, you need to focus on yourself” I get so mad cuz y everybody else gotta learn they lessons w ppl by they side..like pls stop playin w me

[brunetterightsactivist]

Why did my boss change my scheduleeeeeee I am so fucked up I had a dream last night I was late for work because reality was bleeding in and I was confused about what day of the week it was

[britany1997]

One shot fics I am open to more parts for/will accept requests for (requests are not open) at some point:

-Sharing is Caring

-Starry-Eyed Lovers

-Sticky Fingers

-Male Manipulator/Love Marks (part of the toxic David plotline)

Everything else is completed and I will not be writing any more parts:) (except cult classic which is already in the works, Fate Yields For No One which is a multi chapter series, and the Paul and Fishy AU bc that’s it’s own thing) I will be more selective and turn down requests I’m not inspired to do as a subsequent part to these if I think it goes against or doesn’t add to the plot of the original fic.

I cannot tell you how much it means to me that you like my fics enough to want more, but I don’t want to write simply to add more. I like where I ended the other fics and I don’t want an additional part to be lower in quality than my original fics, because I had already planned on ending it but caved and wrote more. Thank you so much for understanding:) love y’all!

[hearts444innie]

~giggly puppy~

Lee:seungmin

Ler: Chan

It was about 9 pm and dance practice was over for the boys, they were gathering their things and getting ready to go into their vans

Meanwhile seungmin was the first in the car and he was pretty zoned out forgetting about the current things at the moment and just in his tiny world

they all get packed into the van and headed home…when they got home the puppy boy was still in his own world exhausted he was a bit annoyed when getting home because then he would have to walk and that would be a LOT of effort to do (so real I hate walking when I’m tired 😭)

The puppy let out a huff and he didn’t want to walk so he turned to channie.

“Hyunggggg I don’t wanna walk carry meeeeee”

The leader looked at the puppy with a smile

“Really Minnie?”

“Yes carry me old man”

“Hey I’m not that old!”

Chan had the boy on his back as the boy continued to be in his own little sleepy world

He then tossed the boy in his bed which the puppy boy hadn’t expected his hyung to do.

“Did You seriously just throw me like that”

Chan laughed and said “yes and?”

“old man I bet I threw your fossil spine out”

Chan pounced onto the boy and just snuggled up close to him

“Channieeeee stop I’m trying to sleepppp”

Chan started lightly poking around the boys torso, seungmin giggled like crazy it was the cutest thing Chan ever saw he honestly liked see in the puppy in a sleepy state but only himself would know that he wouldn’t let others know

“nahaha stopp I’m tired..”

Chan begins squeezing the boys side making the boys laugh get louder

“PLEHEHEHEASE NOHOHO-“

Seungmin squirmed in the leaders arms as he tried to pull away from him but the leader wouldn’t let that happen yet he wanted to hear the boy laughing more to him it was like air for him to hear that laugh.

“HYUHUHUHUNG I CANT STOTOTP NOHOHO MORE”

Chan started lightly tickling the boys neck leaving the boy giggling it wasn’t bad but it still wasn’t bearable

“Ahahaha…no mohohohore plehehese Hyuhuhung”

Did he hate this…well no he actually liked it but he wasn’t gonna admit that.

Chan decided to do one last thing..

He softy begins tickling the boys ears leaving the puppy a blushing mess and giggling Chan was taken away from it he looked so adorable chans heart was about to explode from the sight..

“Dohohont..touch there ahahahaha..”

Chans smile got bigger.

“Oh my gosh that’s the cutest thing I’ve seen I seems like you love what I’m doing~”

“I’m notot loving this!”

“Your smile says otherwise you definitely like this~”

“Hyuhuhung”

“Alright alright I’m done now its cute really it’s like massaging a puppy’s ears~”

“Shut up I’m tired but…I still want you to stay”

“Awww really alright then let’s sleep now”

They cuddled in the bed and fell asleep in no time seungmin loved it all but that’s only for him to know….for now.

I KNOW THIS IS SO BAD IMA GET BETTER 😭

[anxious-bisexual-0]

Episode 1: out of the shadows

Portia just walking and waving to buy stuff is so funny

Aww pen admiring the debutantes is so cute

MADAME DELACROIX SUPERIORITY

Gregory is a king

Hyacinth you are amazing

I love how no one knows it’s Francesca playing except for kate…

I do wish there was a “wow Bath really changed you” or something

Benedict knowing what Fran was playing is amazing

Ya know I knew he traveled and you can’t get out of England at that time without a boat but seeing Colin walk off the boat sparked something in me

Aw poor pen just wants love

“Squawking” hyacinth you’re lovely

Colin is a whore I’ll say it now and no doubt I will say it again

I don’t think Colin actually saw her,,,, he would have gone across the street to speak with her if he did.

YESSSSSSS INTRO SLAYYYYYY

I love how they change the intro with each season

MMMMM half naked Colin yay

“Sturdy” I love it

The queen being bored is so me

Those poor debutantes

So miss Stowell is the one who uses BSL but then is hearing for the rest of part 1? Maybe HOH? Idk but slay for representation

Colin where were you

The shock with “style of the season” is fantastic

Aw poor violet seems so sad with Fran wanting to leave

Fran is so lovely. Beautiful and relatable.

Brimsly slays always I can’t ever hate him

Colin what????? stop winking you weirdo

HARRY DANKWORTH IS JUST A PRETTY IDIOT I LOVE HIM

Poor aunt petunia

“Without any man telling us what to do!” -Finch and Dankworth looking at each other 😬😐

“Hiding jars of coin under the floorboards!” -like your daughter, Portia????

My poor pen, you deserve so much better with that outfit and hair

Cressida makes me want to scream idc how much they make me sympathize with her

Pen baby you can’t hide behind that bird thing I’m sorry love

Kate is as always ABSOLUTELY STUNNING I love her and her bond with violet

“Lady Bridgerton” “yes?” I LOVE THEM

Colin no doubt practiced those lines in the restroom or something

Him wearing green and pen’s colors is KILLING MEEEEEE

“Flowers in bloom. Each one of you.” The only flower you care about, my dear, is the WALLFLOWER who you’ve known your whole life SHUUUUT UP

The cowpers always sucked

The Featherington girls always steal the show I love them

Colin you think you’re not flirting with her? You absolutely are.

PEN READ HIM HIS RIIIIGHTS BABY

prudence shut up

Philippa makes me so happy I love her

Again, dankworth just being pretty and in love is fantastic

PORTIA GO AWAY

I love pen just laying in bed restless about her wardrobe cause that was me this past month and I just bought so many new clothes and I love them so much

Does madame Delacroix know about pen’s love of Colin?

THE BOW

“I lost count, in truth” -no you didn’t you liar

Wait don’t Colin and Pen name their daughter Jane after Jane Austen???? (In the books????)

“And what of Penelope?” -you’re obsessed

Eloise very heavily implied that Pen was LW and Colin didn’t catch on, the beautiful idiot

PENELOISE

also Rae is a queen I love her

“I wish you very well, Penelope” kills me

Ben says “Purpose” and Colin wants to cry

“A very cold lady.” “She is colder now, im afraid.” I love him idc

SLAY BARON OF KENT

Anthony is a munch yet again

YES PEN GLOWUP

She is so gorgeous I can’t even begin to describe it

I love how everyone looks at pen except Colin. And Eloise being in awe. AND ALBION BEING A PROUD BIL

Colin your jaw is on the floor stop drooling

I ACTUALLY LIKE EMBROIDERY

Pen, baby love, maybe you should have practiced the chitchat before you got there

Eloise just wants to talk to Pen I can feel the yearning ugh

Colin you idiot you should have gone to talk with her before she left the ball

How did the Queen not recognize Pen? Wasn’t she on those cards last season for unmasking LW?

I would like to see a zebra ball

Fife and those other assholes talking to Fran makes me want to SCREEEEEEAM

Kate what did you to do Anthony he’s so calm

I love seeing pen and Fran together

Ugh Nicola Coughlan is so short I love her so much

The way Debling read her so quickly is so funny to me

Cressida, as always, an asshole

ELOISE SAY SORRY LOUDER

Colin saw pen run away and IMMEDIATELY had to find her. Couldn’t continue to make conversation while she was in distress

“Charming dress” “the color rather suits you” GURL SHUT UP

yes you tell him, pen

I wish they spoke about the letters more this season

SHOCK HIM BABE HAHA BITCH SHE HEARD YOU GET OUTTA HERE

pen really shouldn’t have gone home so angry,,,, she needed to BREEEEEATHE before writing that Whistledown

Dundas talking to portia like that is kinda confusing,,,, isn’t this situation kinda similar to the Mondrich situation?

What happened to the cherry pit, dundas?

Cressida why are you boasting about being a bitch

I don’t think we’d heard Cressida talk this much

I love Anthony’s little ear flop

That’s a strong desk.

The house is so large that Fran and violet in the drawing room can’t hear kanthony fucking is so silly

I love violet making music metaphors without knowing much about music

Fran it’s ok I love you

COLIN YOU ARE INSANE

SO HE REMEMBERS THE COMMENT HE MADE.

the way his voice wavers a bit at “ashamed” kills me

“Very good friend” as he looks down and can’t make eye contact. That is a sign of a man in love. He doesn’t understand his feelings and he’s so confused

CHARM?? BABY THIS IS A CHARADE

“THE ONE PERSON WHO HAS ALWAYS TRULY MADE ME FEEL APPRECIATED” WHAT THE FUCK

The smile and second hand wrapping around hers? Killer.

She’s so happy and relieved and then

BAM

OH SHIT WHAT DID I WRITE LAST NIGHT OH NO

Mondrich family slay

Poor little baby lord Kent he’s so shocked

I love the tennis references. Cause tennis goes at least as far back as king henry VIII

so Philippa knows that pen loooooves colin?

Eloise not telling Colin is noble but also really stupid????

Colin calm down you drama queen it wasn’t that bad

“I will never forgive her” and Eloise trying to see if he knows that it’s pen, knowing that he will forgive her.

HELL YEAH YOULL RUIN HER (not in the way you think,, buddy boy)

[sehtoast]

Change in Routine (Homelander x OC)

no warnings, domestic fluff, sleeping in, spidersona oc | Fic Directory

@cozycornerevents | prompt: morning routine

Homelander is a creature of habit.  Same suits, same hairstyle, same soaps and scents– everything is the way it needs to be, and that includes his morning routine.  Even his days off used to follow the same ol’ structure.  At least, they used to.

Then along came a spider.

A particularly drowsy one at that.

“Ten more minutes…” the bug mumbles, pulling the blanket back up over his head to shield himself from the streams of light trickling in from the blinds.  They’d slept in Benjamin’s apartment rather than the penthouse– a decision Homelander was starting to find was his preference anyhow despite the major disruption to his routine.

By now, he’d be standing in front of the mirror shaving down any stubble that would chisel away at his perfect appearance.  Sure it was his day off, but he had an image to keep up with.  Next, he’d be wiggling into a fresh suit– something that also would not be happening as there were no such articles in Ben’s closet, only t-shirts and whatever pants were certainly too short for Homelander to borrow anyway.  And the time– god, the fucking time. It was already noon.  

Before Benjamin, Homelander would’ve been out and about hours ago. Practically when the sun first peeked over the horizon, he would’ve been on the go.  Doing this is so… unusual. The luxury of loafing around wasn’t one he was ever permitted to indulge in, especially not in the lab.

He hates the way the tingles of anxiety touch his mind from such conditioning.  

“C’mon, sleepyhead.” He coos, smoothing a hand up and down Ben’s back.  “We can’t sleep the whole day, right?”

“Underestimate me…” Ben replies weakly, nuzzling in closer to Homelander’s chest.  “Don’t you ever wanna just… I dunno, rot in bed for a day?  It’s soooooo good, I promise.”

Rot in bed, Homelander scoffs.  Apt words.

“Just have a nice lazy day…” Ben continues.  “With meeeeee~” 

He can hardly deny the temptation.  The bed is so cozy– unlike his own. Soft sheets and blankets with that odd, rough fuzzy texture Ben likes so much, which has not at all become a favorite of his own. Certainly not… 

Then there’s the hum of Ben’s desktop computer serving as the perfect white noise to distract him from the roar of the city.  The curtains keep the sun from attacking them full force, and that silly snuggly fool clings to him so sweetly, so perfect and trusting… His mind goes hazy for a second– or perhaps it’s his vision going blurry from that sickening little burst of emotion that hits him like a tidal wave.  When has he ever had this? 

When has anyone ever wanted him to stay, let alone asked him to?  When has he been desired for more than the perks of his affections and good behavior?  What advantage could Benjamin possibly get out of this?

Was there anything to gain other than just… time together?

A soft smile spreads across his face.  No, he thinks to himself.  It’s just that.  And isn’t that what he’s always wanted?  How he’s always wanted another to want him?

Suddenly the disruption to his morning routine isn’t so bad at all.

[thebluemage]

It’s meeeeee!!!!!!! I think Max starts out as a very cold dom. He doesn’t like to let people in. But little by little, you work your way into his heart. You’re brilliant; a faster learner who impresses even him. You’re his. His perfect, shiny, pretty little thing. Everything you are is because of him.

There still need to be boundaries, he says. So you have your own bed. Every night, after a long day of being out doing who knows what, he expects to come home to you laid out on your bed, waiting for him like a good girl. But what happens if he doesn’t find you like that? 👀

Omg, wait I’ve been thinking about this a lot!! 😵‍💫😩

Where’s my good girl?

Pairing | Max Burnett x female reader

Warning | Implied explicit sexual content, 18+, NO SHARPER SPOILERS, implied punishment, dom!Max/sub!reader dynamic, Max Burnett himself!! (he’s a warning of his own!!)

Summary | Max expects you to be his well behaved good girl, but when you’re not. There has to be consequences.

Word Count | 457

A/N | I had to write this little drabble. I swear ever since watching Sharper, I relate Max to my husband Steve Kemp ❤️‍🔥 (God, they’re so alike!!) and I just need to scream about it!! 😩 Oh my god and thank you for your thots, Dr. Kemp nonnie!! 🔥🔥 Banners made by the lovely @vase-of-lilies. Not beta’d, but all mistakes are my own.

Masterlist | My Ko-fi

Max would be very cold at the beginning, very distant and indifferent towards you. At first, you felt like he hates you by the way he glares at you, however he doesn’t. Far from it, he just hides emotions pretty well from you. He’s a very complex individual.

But gradually, he comes to understand and trust you better and vice versa and eventually you’re the one who’s able to capture his heart. So, he dwells you with expensive gifts and you wear his initials on your collar, so others know that you’re his. You’re his and he’s yours.

He can be very gentle but he can be rough too, when he needs to be. So, when he doesn’t see you on your bed, he isn’t angry; he’s a very well composed man. He doesn’t often scream nor is he a hotheaded man. So, his next step is to find you and question you why you aren’t on your bed.

“What are you doing?” He says when he finds you in your bathroom, while standing close behind you. His voice is low and stern in tone.

Shit!! You thought you’d have a little more time left to prepare before his arrival. You’re still in your robe, naked from underneath. And when you hear his voice from behind you and turn around, he’s standing there with his hands in his pockets.

You quickly kneel in front of him, pleading your case and beg for his mercy.

“I’m sorry, Max. I thought I have—”

“What are you supposed to call me, when I’m home?” Max affirms more.

“I’m sorry, sir.”

“Take off your robe.” He demands curtly.

You quickly stand up and take off your robe, baring yourself to him. He admires every inch of you and lifts up your chin to look at him, before he lifts your body up and puts you across his shoulder and throws you towards the bed where you’re supposed to lay down on. And cages you in, between him and the bed.

“You want to misbehave? Those are two strikes already. Where’s my good girl gone?” He hisses indignantly.

“No, sir!! I didn’t intend to do that. I’m so sorry. Please, I’ll be good. I’ll be your good girl again.”

“No. You’ve been a bad girl. And you know I don’t like bad girls who disobey the rules. Maybe, I should punish you for it,” He discreetly considers while taking your jaw sharply in his hand to make you look up at him.

"Perhaps, tying you up and edging you would make my good girl appear again who obeys my orders," He smirks up.

"You want to be my good girl again? Then you should take your punishment properly."

[simcardiac-arrested]

twirls my hair. so there’s this machine

LIKE IM ACTUALLY SO SICK OF YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU’RE JUST THE MOST HOMOPHOBIC PERSON I’VE EVER MET YOU’RE MAKING ME PACE AROUND THE SCHOOL HALL LIKE A FUCKING WEIRDO OH MY GOD I JUST DO NOT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS EVERYTIME . EVERYTIME. WHY DO I KEEP TELLING YOU THINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE I NEED TO STOP MESSAGING YOU I NEED TO BLOCK YOU (SPONGEBOB YELLING IMAGE) PATRICK I AM BREAKING THE MUTUAL!!!!!!!!! PATRICK YOU DON’T FIT MY DNI CRITERIA!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNCHING THE WALL AND LOOKING EVEN MORE LIKE A MADMAN TO MY CLASSMATES BUT I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMYOKRE WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO. WHY MUST YOU BE MY PERSONAL JIGSAW WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO MEEEEEE. I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE MY STUPID BISEXUAL LIFE AND I HATE MEN AND UHMMMMMMMM URMM I . LIKE WOMEN. BUT I HATE MEN. I DONT EVEN LIKE MEN FR . JUST HELP ME SOMEBODY !!!!!!! AHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!! still waiting on slade xoxo