#dont know lugnut x strika ship name

[angelbroad]

TFA incorrect quotes

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Strika: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Lugnut: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Strika: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.

Lugnut: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Strika: I guess you’re right. Hey Lugnut, I love you.

Lugnut: See! Just say that!

Strika: Holy fragging shit.

Lugnut: If that flies over his head then, sorry Strika, but he's too dumb for you.

Strika: Lugnut.

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Strika: Lugnut, can you pass the salt?

Lugnut: *Throws Marjorie across the table*

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Marjorie, Cyclonus, and Blackarachnia are sitting on a bench

Optimus: Why do you guys look so sad?

Marjorie: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Optimus sits down*

Cyclonus: The bench is freshly painted.

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Megatron: I was born for politics. I have a great paint job and I love lying.

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Strika: From now on we will be using code names.

Strika: You can address me as Eagle One.

Strika: Lugnut is “been there done that”.

Strika: Optimus is “currently doing that”.

Strika: Blitzwing is “it happened once in a dream”.

Strika: Shockwave is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”.

Strika: And Marjorie is...

Strika: Eagle Two

Marjorie: Oh thank god.

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Shockwave: Hey Marjorie can I get a sip of your energon?

Marjorie: It's not energon.

Shockwave: High-grade, on the job?

Marjorie: It's gasoline.

Shockwave: Wh-Wha-

Marjorie: It's gasoline, COWARD.

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Megatron: I think I'm falling for you.

Optimus: Then get up.