#dontbeanaskbutt

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Plz hold this for me for a sec.

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yeah dude I gotcha 🗡️

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So my long term girlfriend and I had a mutual breakup a little under a month ago. And at first I was okay, but as soon as I said it to someone that I had broke up with her it started to hit me. I still want to be with her, and I've been thinking about talking with her to discuss it, but every time I open up our messages I get really anxious. I have a major fear of rejection, but I also don't want to pressure her into dating me again. I know long distance can be difficult, but I still want to try

you’ve got the right thinking about wanting to discuss it with her. I say go for it, because if you don’t act then there’s no way of it ever happening, ya feel?

maybe try calling her instead of texting? it’s more personal and might be better than texting.

I get the fear of rejection, but you sound sure in that you want this. go for it my guy

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I followed you for a blowjob joke like a decade ago and now here i am reblogging a blowjob joke post from you today 🥲 i love tumblr

time may pass but head jokes remain eternal

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i saw jesus in the pool of fart bloodwater i sharted out into my e coli infested toilet yesterday and he cried when i flushed him down

hey yknow what man? Happy for you

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are ya boycotting son? (Disney is a BDS pressure target!)

I fully forgot they were on the list o7 ty for reminding me

free Palestine yall

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The fact that your URL is 10 years old is wild, I remember when you changed it and kept getting asks saying "I thought it was don't BEAN assbutt" 😩

I still get them sometimes! It’s not as common anymore but they do crop up on occasion

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you're a hare to me 🐇

hop hop babes

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Hello there, 👋

I am Tamer Aldeeb, a dentist from Gaza.

We have suffered greatly from fear, displacement, and the destruction of our home and my clinic, and everything we literally own...

We want to save ourselves from what seems like an inevitable death.

I hope you can take a look at my campaign on the pinned post on my profile ,and help us by donating or sharing our campaign to reach the largest number of supporters.🌹🌹

Our campaign is verified by @90-ghost , @ibtisams , @el-shab-hussein , @nabulsi and @fairuzfan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Thanks a lot in advance ❤️❤️❤️

❤️

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let me boop you cowaaarrrdddddd!!!!

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

(or at least the calling u coward part is)

(let me boop you)

You’ll never catch me alive

(is booped)

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how old is your url

Uhhh probably 10 years now? Maybe older

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I figure this is probably just tumblr struggling to function as a website, but it is very funny to me to imagine you needing to bonk space-grass specifically 3 times.

no that was purposeful they get bonked three times by me

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Can you please put a tag for rape? I’m an SA survivor and didn’t need to see that unfiltered. Also, tags for gun violence would also be appreciated

Sure can, apologies for not catching it

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hey, could you tag reblog bait such as that good luck post? that would be really nice! :)

Sure can!

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Woe! Questions and statements upon ye

Hark! Answers for thee!

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Friend who posts on tumblr and friend who keeps getting notifications their friend posted on tumblr

it’s the burden I carry

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there are southern lights?!

YES THERE ARE MY FRIEND AURORA AUSTRALIS THE DAWN OF THE SOTUH. CAUSE THEY'RE IN THE SOUTH

they're the exact same thing as the northern lights: a phenomenon in the atmosphere due to the interaction of the solar winds against the earth's magnetic field and gases up there

HOWEVER

they differ in one major way however: pink as a color shows up more commonly than in the north!

LOOK AT HOW PRETTY

the classic green aurora is of course still around it is one of the more common colors but pink shows up just a bit more frequently than in the north!

unobtainable watermelon

they are absolutely stunning and one of the best ways to see them is on a cruise (ehhhhhhhh) or going to antarctica!!!!!

i'm obsessed with these funky little things like look at nature's neon lights she's so pretty. they're absolutely beautiful and it is on my bucket list to see both of them