Lolo and Rajeev's wedding day
It was day that lolo and rajeev going to honeymoon and he showing box with ring "will you marry me Lauren?" He said happily and she says "yes" and they shared kiss of honeymoon next day Lolo dresses as bride and rajeev dresses as groom and the priest "Rajeev do you kiss lawfully wedded wife?" The priest saying rajeev with his wife lolo "i do" he said with tear filled eyes "And lolo?" The priest Question she Takes her husband "do you kiss lawfully wedded husband?" He said lolo with her husband "Now kiss" The priest announces that lolo took her Last name is "I pronounce husband and wife" the priest announces they kiss and spencer, shanilla, mallory, billy, Jonah Tyler Taylor,jessica,dorine,morine,florine and paula, istevie, buddy, kleet,Jane, and hugh,bobby, buck celebrates lolo and rajeev's wedding day and three they sent of jail madame x and sam hoover, principal ponzi are arrested forever
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Gaza donation/aid scam
Hey lovelies, there have been a lot of scams going around of people pretending to be Gazans seeking aid. So this is a reminder that if a person shows up in your tumblr inbox who you don't know asking for money, don't give it to them. Ask further questions. If things don't line up on their account they are probably a scam.
This person who
Seemed legit enough right? I have now verified is a scam.
After asking some very simple questions they dodged all of the questions giving answers which didn't make sense.
Some of the things that didn't add up:
BIG RED FLAG
their account seemed to be four hours old, after turning on timestamps the oldest repost on their account (in fact all of their reposts) were four hours old - this is a massive red flag
said name was Tasneem Doreen Rajaab in the ask, email address is a completely different name, paypal is another different name 'Dorine Nanjala.' All three names are of different ethnic backgrounds making it unlikely this person was using a family member's account.
used very fluent english in their donation post but broken english in the ask and dms
+ more
Some of these things could be explained however when I reached out for clarification they dodged my questions and gave me nonsensical answers. A lot of these scams seem to use diabetes as part of their story so watch out for that.
Some scam busting blogs I'd recommend following are mysillypoker, kyra45, mangocheesecakes, and neechees.
When you receive an ask from a blog like this, reporting them for spam or phishing and reporting the PayPal account for fraudulent activity does help get these accounts taken down.
instead of giving your money to random blogs who might be scammers donate to
any of the families on this verified list from @palestineasdiqa on instagram
USPCR's toolkit
Participation and political resources for US, UK and Canada
gazafunds.com
Medical Aid for Palestinians
Doctors Without Borders (they provide medical care to many impoverished and war torn countries other than Palestine)
guide to buy & send esims to gaza
I will be tagging any of the people who reposted this scam not to call you out or anything but to spread awareness
@blossommagicghost @vendettafrank @lesbian-rlbmut @dylaadywptd @ohnoitsoak @petitommo @squidarts @nervestatic @py-dreamer @shippin-my-sanses @helllonursee2 @mirajanefairytailmage @leafwateraddict @passinhosdetartaruga
fyi they blocked me
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SEX CHAMBER — THE DIMITRESCU BOYS [HEADCANNONS]
pairings. dimitrescu boys x f!reader [individual and foursome]
warnings. dubcon. nsfw. 18+. double/triple penetration, anal sex & vaginal sex, anal & vaginal fingering, squirting, forced orgasms, biting, mentions of cannibalism, blood-play, vampiric themes, overstimulation, breast-play, oral sex (m! & f!), stockholm syndrome (kinda).
a/n. requested! thank you for this ask, it’s been a common request, and i will be writing fan-fiction for these guys, too, but in different verses, not the preexisting ones!
the dimitrescu boys who adore you— their perfect little whore, so compliant and ready to take cock in whichever hole they choose. your pretty cries and sobs while those monster cocks absolutely obliterate you, showing no mercy to your gummy walls and virgin asshole.
Boian Dimitrescu, oldest of the three, silent and stoic, but determined to rearrange your insides. he hardly made a sound while thrusting into your pussy, only grunting when you’d clench unnecessarily around him, seriously, you’d think you would’ve adjusted to their size after fucking daily— day and night, but the cunt remains tight as ever, partly why the brothers are adamant on having you for breakfast and breaking your back for dinner. his long blonde hair falls over your shoulders when he’s thrusting from behind. complaining about you being a “hostile cunt”, nonetheless fucking every inch of that long, girthy cock into your abused cunt. as the oldest, it’s him that penetrates you first, even if it’s his younger siblings that have repeatedly made you squirt and gush over their tongues prior, but the first cock to enter you will always be Boian’s, it goes without saying. if it’s the next brother, then he’ll only argue with him over you, possessive as ever, taking his agitation out on your gaping hole(s), not giving you any attention while his dick pays you all the heed in the world. he loves spoiling you, wordlessly. if he gives any aftercare, it’s silently pulling your limp body closer to his, letting you use his toned chest as a pillow and sleep.
Cătălin Dimitrescu, middle child, this sadist would fuck you without prepping, and not just your pussy, this son of a bitch would fuck both your holes dry, enjoying the burn (though his cock would be wet enough from the forceful fellatio he’s coaxed out of your plump lips). he enjoyed kills the most, those cannibalistic ventures were the only shenanigans that would bring him as much joy as your cunt does. yeah, they all need blood to survive, but this one treats it like a luxury that only he, and he can afford. he’ll fuck you missionary, to stare at that pretty face contorting in pain and also to watch your cunt squeeze in and out his extreme length. not as girthy as his brother, but definitely on the longer side, punching your cervix is like a walk in the park for him. he’ll bite your neck, the supple flesh above your breasts and leave marks, licking the trickling blood, savouring the ferric tanginess. definitely the most vocal while fucking. doesn’t hide his own moans neither his admiration for how the sole purpose of your existence was to take dick like a champ. “good girl”, “don’t you dare run away from me”, “like that? harder? no? *proceeds to pound into your abused pussy*”. eats pussy like a starving man, “ugh, so thirsty,” whines while enclosing your squirting hole in an open-mouthed kiss. is the first one to get horny and bring his brothers to fuck you. doesn’t actually prep you, but his constant selfish stimulation of your cunt gets you about ready for others. raven hair all shaggy and wet from the amount of times he’s made you squirt on his face.
and Dorin Dimitrescu, the youngest and most delusional of all, because he actually thinks you’ll make a great wife, despite his brothers’ cum residing in every hole of yours in front of him, every day. so what if you’re not just a whore for him? he’s not a good man. he gives you pain just like Cătălin, but he wordlessly looks after your needs like Boian, too. “you’re so mean,” when you refuse to open wide for his cock to be shoved down your throat, or, “good, now harder,” when you’re trying to bounce on his cock while he’s pinching your clit. “i get thirsty, too, understand?” he says, pushing his brother’s face away from your bleeding breasts, trying to make you understand that he is not a sadist like him, but can’t not relish in your taste when you’re laid out so perfectly for him. “try something new?” he was the one who introduced anal, and you don’t know whether to curse him for leaving your hole gaping every night, or make love to him by letting him have his way. you feel chestnut brown hair tickling your back when he kisses your spine, fingering your ass while the tip of his cock prods at your swollen folds.
the dimitrescu boys who’ve hidden you from the eyes of their father, knowing he won’t hesitate to keep something as beautiful as you for his own pleasure the minute he’s aware of your existence.
the dimitrescu boys who’ve locked you away in the dungeons, usually chained in such a position that it’s easy for them to enter, enter you, cum inside you, and leave, while you’re still splayed out for the next brother to come and have his way.
the dimitrescu brothers who’ve provided you with more riches you’ve had as a poor farmer’s daughter, in the warmth of their abode in exchange of them inside your warmth.
the dimitrescu brothers who look forward to the days and nights ahead of them, only because they get to fuck you.
the dimitrescu brothers who’ve impressed their father with their new ability to care and share, credits to you and your body.
the dimitrescu boys who love you, simply because you’re the one one fucked up enough to love them back.
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KELDEORIN'YAA WORD OF THE DAY
TRANSLATION -
"My dearest child! Can you say MOMMA? MOM-MAH?
"Mmmm! The soup is yummy, isn't it? Can you say soup? SOOOOP?
"Can you say my little nonsense baby? Shit. Maybe that's too hard..."
"SHIT!!"
ERTAANHI - "MY DEAREST CHILD."
SASKA - WORD FOR ONE'S OWN MOTHER, SPECIFICALLY.
RIYI - TO SPEAK (Vb.)
TVOISI - SOUP
TVALAZA - YUMMY
DAKIDAKAANHI - "MY LITTLE NONSENSE BABY"
NIN ARAKOV'NE ZE NYI - MAYBE TOO DIFFICULT, THAT IS.
KYA - THIS IS PLACED AT THE END OF A SENTENCE TO TURN IT INTO A QUESTION... A VERBAL QUESTION MARK.
VEK - SHIT
Seeing as I've been away for a bit, I figured a full-on language lesson might be in order.
Here we go!
I must confess, I have a thing for Kel' Dor youngsters. Who doesn't?
Everyone who has kids (or kid brothers and sisters) 100% HAS HAD this happen to them. Dadaa is supposedly easier to say than Momma... but apparently ANY swear word you can think of is easier than either of them. We weren't allowed to swear as kids, or even teens - but they didn't have to hear us to know we did, because our newly verbal baby sister (in particular) would do things like point at us at dinner exclaiming "Sit! Sit!!" (which was SHIT). Or, after she got a little vocabulary under her belt, would be waking them up at 3 AM saying things like "Dammit, Mummy -wake up!" Or, "Fuck! My bottle!" (as it dropped out of her crib). Ah, the memories 😬
I love the formal way KD's speak. Keldeorin'yaa is very unembellished and literal. Yet their endearments for their little ones are utterly precious.
Mum will have some explaining to do at dinner, I think.
I can hear it all the way from here. "Vek, Vekkk!"
Explore all the language - and all the language rules - here! keldeorinyaa conlang dictionary - Google Sheets
...by the one and only @plokoonsdisapprovingeyebrows.
Have a cool day! - KC
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Commission for shakalla on instagram💖 thank you 💍
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Some of the Red prompts!! This is Red attempting to eat pie as requested by AlexN and sick Red insisting that the poison berries are delicious as requested by Nicky, with a little unfinished bonus comic from me.
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May 2, 2024: Plo Koon
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en vrai les potos, faut qu'on parle des paroles de "a little bit longer"
je sais qu'on a tou.te.s des big s2 feels avec cette chanson, mais????
"Would you please stay a little bit longer?
'Cause the moment we shared has been so good that I still whisper
qu'est-ce qu'il murmure encore?
I can't handle livin' life whithout feeling love,
'Cause i'm lost and affraid on my own to the grave a journey thanks to you i've just forgot.
eh ça y est y a pas que lui qu'est perdu là. soit il manque des mots, soit fallait faire des phrases différentes enfin jsp poto???
When you say yes when I ask, do you get my life,
There's peace up in mind for a second, you and I, is build the same kind.
le boug ne sait pas conjuguer au passé ou bien?? ah non pardon il sait pas conjuguer tout court!!!!
j'te jure on dirait que ça a été passé 15x dans google trad là
In the dark of your eyes, appears a star beyond,
As the sun in the day, as the moon through the dawn.
je comprends l'image que tu veux transmettre floflo, mais ça va pas. l'étoile peut pas apparaître dans et au delà à la fois. en plus, en général à l'aube la lune bah on la voit plus des masses??
But I still have to pay so you just have to lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay baby lay.
........... est-ce qu'on parle d'un rapport sexuel rémunéré???? est-ce que "a little bit longer" parlait de prostitution depuis le début??????
Would you please stay a little bit longer?
'Cause the moment whe shared has been so good, I feel I need an extra hour.
........ apparemment oui en fait???? je suis ptn de choqué
My heart is cold, and gets warm when I'm close to you,
And when I climb up the stairs to that sweet paradise, I feel the rise of a beat through the air.
"i feel the rise of a beat through the air" mais de QUOI TU PARLES ????? ptn mec tu peux pas vouloir faire de la grande poésie imagée et dans la même chanson sortir une platitude comme "mon coeur est froid et devient chaud" genre
And I leave ground my life and that concret town,
encore une fois, y a soit un manque de mots soit un manque de ponctuation. ça ne veut RIEN DIRE.
I reach you up there in heaven, I'm in heaven and you are the one,
The one,
To open the door,
To open the door on what's life was for…Me…"
............. est-ce que la prostituée c'est SAINT PIERRE en fait??????
enfin bref, loin de moi l'envie de me transformer en "non mais t'as vu c'que t'écoutes", mais franchement................. HEIN ???????
donc conclusion : oui, je voudrais bien rester 1h de plus, mais seulement dans un contexte de fin de s2 du visiteur du futur, pour qu'on puisse avoir la suite de la discussion sur la turbo branlette MERCIIII
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work doodle of my rotten boy
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According to Legend, there was a huge battle in Dorin in middle of the Clone wars.
And many Kel-Dorian suffered from Grievous' warcrime but managed to protect their land with help of the Republic.
I want to imagine that in order to help Dorin to rebuild from harassing battle, the Republic orders relief mission for them, and for the smooth progress they patches Plo Koon, and 104th.
And 104th are like "oh my god its our General's homeworld" and both excited and curious.
And with helping suffering innocent Kel-Dorians and Plo shows slightly that he is deeply distressed, 104th boys are concerned and awkwardly help their General to feel better. (Like gathering most favorite Dorin snacks and drinks with their poor saves)
And other Kel-Dorian be like " You raised great sons :)" and Plo replies with "no they're natural and great wait what" and i want to see more Dorin why aren't you showing any more of them you darn official
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Lazy Headcanons (feel free to share yours)
I really like the idea of lazy headcanons for muses. It can be intimate or just their plain guilty pleasure wherein nothing (apart from work and emergencies) would ever pry them off it.
Plo Koon:
Plo Koon's thirst for knowledge is probably as thirsty as I am for him (and puzzles). If he's down with a good book that's really got him hooked of something his centuries of season haven't stumbled across, he's not above having to raise a finger and make you wait till he finishes the last remaining pages or just so until he can reread the section of that got him really hooked or confused.
I'd like to think Plo (at least my version of Plo) is also into puzzles and board games like chess, checkers, game of the generals (kekekke) and such. He's got about 1238912839128391 ways to make a move but would ponder so heavily on that one killer shot and wouldn’t really pay much attention to you but wouldn acknowledge your presence with "Mmmms...." and "I see."
This isn't much of a headcanon because it is canon when he handed of C-3PO to Wolffe.
He'd happily pass having you entertained by someone else if he's not interested or if he's about to indulge in some solo-reading bonanza or would rather not be interrupted on any of his personal wind-down activities.
Meditation is a must for our Baran Do Sage Master Jedi short King ♥ I HC that he'll write a note over the door of his chambers just so his boys know not to invite him in the usual 104th foolishness at least for the day. No sign means they're welcome to barge in (hopefully not as this worries Plo so much that his boys will eventually ingest so much Dorin gas they'd get sick. But has not the heart to lock up because boys are like cats clawing at the door when Buir has been in there far too long) while sign means Wolffe has to have extra headaches today.
Plo Koon requires little management when it comes to nourishing himself because he's tapped so much into the force it basically nourishes him. But in times when he can actually indulge in consuming food, he really savors and enjoys it. Given he does this in his private chambers, but who's to say he's not doing it all soaked in a bubble bath with scented candles and some good tunes? ♥
He has an old phonograph-like device handed down from generations to generations. A Koon phonograph from his father's father's father's.
And in the event that the Wolves are indeed persistent (as there is no 'Meditating on-going sign') and are so adamant to check on whether Plo Koon is still alive, he will do little to no protest and just be in his tub with a tray over, Dorin delicacies with his mask off and assure the boys that he is not depressed, sad, troubled, annoyed at them, ill, or anything apart from his best self.
He does this in his most very tired dad-voice and is all "Yes, yes, Commander Wolffe, I am unharmed. I simply wish to eat my dinner in peace." He sighs as the rest of the Wolves puff up trying to not inhale Dorin gas and Wolffe tries, tries, to do the same.
Comet passed out on the floor and Sinker and Boost about to panic and sound the alarm.
Warthog quietly picking a morsel from Plo's plate.
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