#drained his balls

[service4cops]

Officer: "Do I look like I fucking pull out?"

Me: "No."

Officer: "Good, then get the fuck down there and drain my fucking balls!"

Twenty minuted and three loads later, I'd say he was drained.

[5ftboy]

"They were good guys. And I don't think the people who killed 'em ever knew that."

[fangswbenefits]

Sorry for the wait.... I hope it's worth it 🙈🩷 I hope some second heartbeats get activated 😈

(I am so whipped for this man please send help)

[zappedbyzabka]

🖤💀🖤💀

[lipstickghoulie]

You don’t know how long you’ve had him like this but his cheeks are pink and flushed, you don’t think you’ve seen him shut his mouth in over an hour as it hangs slightly agape and his eyes are wet with desperation and unshed tears. Astarion blinks blearily at you but doesn’t dare move, overstimulated beyond description as his half-hard dick remains trapped within your cunt, cushioned and sodden with a mixture of both of your emissions.

“Please, no more,” he whimpers out, hands tightening on your hips as if seeking a lifeline as you purposefully clench around him. You can’t help the way that a cloying, saccharine smirk takes over your features at how you’ve debauched this so-called powerful vampire.

You say so innocently and sweetly, “But, my love, I thought you wanted to keep me naked and in your lap on your throne? Isn’t this what you asked for?”

[chirpos-pencil]

A conversation between Makoto and a peculiar old man

[4joonkookie]

Shouts out to the lucky soul(s) that gets to drain his balls tonight 😮‍💨

[stargirlfics]

well if no one else is going to, I’ll say it: I wanna suck Alfred’s dick in the back of a limo/towncar. I wanna start cupping his crotch and fiddling with his belt before the partition is even closed

I feel like you’ll get this, we always have the same old man thots 💕💕💕

Definitely feeling the same things bestie!

He’s sitting in the back with you, you’re on your way to some event, maybe there will be a bit of a drive and you can’t get over how he’s sitting, the car is roomy and he’s got room to spread out a bit and you can’t stop staringggg at his lap and eventually your impulsive thoughts outweigh everything else and you’re cupping his bulge and running your fingers over his thighs and you can feel his muscles tensing under your touch

Alfred looking at you with an unbelieving smile, shaking his head cause you couldn’t even wait but he loves how much you couldn’t resist, loves how he can tell by the way you lick your lips that you want him filling your mouth and he’s so ready to do just that cause he knows you’re always craving him like this

Goddd I want this! I think Alfred would just sit back and let you undo his belt and do as you please with him, he’s just gonna be admiring and appreciating the entire time 🤤

[yappacadaver]

im trying to close the doc so i can play valo but i keep seeing his cute cock and boobs and drawing a little more

[magicalbats]

need you to write about sampo koski once more for science, can that person commission u again or smth 🙏

God, I'm not even gonna' lie to you, anon. I think Sampo just might be my top fave from HSR, with Sunday coming in at a VERY close second. There's just something about a silly guy that really does it for me ... I definitely want to write for him again. I'd love to write for him again. And I most certainly will. 😤

FYI, that IS a threat. It may not be tomorrow, it may not even be next week, but mark my words Sampo Koski has not yet heard the last of me!

[brain-rot-central]

hey I just want to say that I hope you have a better day tomorrow, I’m sorry you didn’t have a good today as well as your anxiety.

Aw thank you, anon! I hope you, too, have a good day! I've found the determination to finish the horny fic so I think I'm doing better 🫂

[hangmanapologist]

Oh to be Rhett Abbott’s ranch wife and take care of him

[tchaikovskym]

I'm not immune to chicken videos on tiktok I've saved them all just in case I want to see them all again

[service4cops]

"This guy had better be as good as the say he is."

He needn't have worried, I was better than he was expecting, intuitively sliding my tongue deep into the source of all his stress and tension, before velvet gloving him until he blasted his batter, balls deep, as I swallowed down all nine spurts of his sticky spew.

That's what you call service and that's what he's gonna get from me every time he stops by.

[angelmichelangelo]

it’s always so sad and ironic that michel ‘loves humans’ angelo never gets his *own* human friend in any of the shows/movies. and ik he has april and casey but he’s never really all that close with them. and in idw he has woody but we’re yet to see him in any iterations outside of the comics. and yeah mikey has the most friends (lh, mondo, napoleon, literally any and all the mutanimals) but BOY in whatever version of the turtles comes next they BETTER give him just one human friend and it better be woody >:(

[gellybelly14]

I cant wait to be folded in half and stuffed tonight I really need it 😫 I am going to leave him a husk of a man by the end of the night

we are both going to have the best sleep tonight LMAO