#dream smp askblog

[utahlive]

Wilbur Soot has left the store early today

[whiteclaw-swagger]

are material belongings important to you?

you could say that, yeah. i have a few tools and items that mean a lot to me, let me take some pictures...

first, here's my babygirl cupid. wilbur got it for me for christmas last month, and she's got a hell of a kick. she sparkles, but the communicator camera doesn't pick it up great

here’s my sword, whiteclaw swagger. i think tommy helped name it? it’s a portmanteau of whiteclaw (the alcohol) and whiteboy swagger (the thing), and it’s a pretty good sword to use

here’s my cane. i got it from my dad way back, since i have muscle and join issues mostly in my legs. it’s the reason i can’t run or swim well, but the cane makes me at least run faster. it’s pretty cool, i don’t want to lose this damn thing

i’d send my ring, but.... i don’t have it anymore.

[lettertale-beforetheincident]

Hey sorry for not posting, the askblog is on a slight break because of personal life stuff but meanwhile

Guess I'm becoming the news reporter for this one (mama) but I don't want that role so this is the last time I'm talking about this shit because why the fuck would I continue

Is MamaAintTakinShit a troll or just a piece of shit?

(a rant post)

How good is their evidence?

Hmm, uhhh fucking dogshit. It's mostly just fucking "Oh you fucking like dream SMP so that means your a pedo proshipper racist groomer bitch!!!!", which uh isn't even dirt. Lots of people have liked them, I wasn't one so maybe I'm dumb but tf? Also feel like they think most furries have a beastiality fetish but won't get into that.

Also Idk why they don't screenshoot some of their evidence that was deleted or try to find a way of how it was archived, as they are trying to expose the fandom, correct?

2. How mean are they?

They are really rude, they generalize the whole fandom saying they are pedos, proshippers, racists, and that we all are committing copyright. If they really actually wanted to spread dirt on people, they would at least be nice to the good ones. But instead their messages are rude as hell. They seem to hate Cookie Run as well, so we might not even be the only fandom they are exposing, unsure about this however.

They also seem to mean to blogs with not much attention when I'm basically the only person who ever fed them. They also told me to invest into a computer, which is funny because I'm 13, how the fuck am I supposed to do that? I thought it was obvious how old I was, you think I can invest money?

Anyways, they also believe headcanons = canon as they say Carol Cross in most likely in her 50s, which uh... no she's not?? Also saying Buckethat is a child/teen, when they literally have like one appearance?

3. Racism

They seem pretty fucking racist. They love to say white for every shitty person they see. And I checked for you guys who don't believe white people can be racist to white people, they're black. And yes, you can be racist to white people, racism isn't just for the minorities. Also they accuse that drug use is a racist trope so take that as you will

4. Are they a troll or not?

Uh... scary thing is... I still don't know. They act like a picsart troll, so probably? They have no likable qualities, they are borderline racist, they assume a lot of things but yet... they are also just another toxic twitter user. This is the shit I saw daily when I used to go on twitter, so uh, I actually doubt them being a full on troll, though I do believe their opinions are much more exaggerated

5. A little message for mama!

I know your stalking this blog or really, whatever blogs you can grab on. I know I'm feeding you with all my attention like a mother to a baby, because that's what you basically are. You whine, you cry. and you scream when things don't go your way. I'll even rewrite this whole goddamn rant about your ass on that blog you last reblogged on your other account, anon!

Is it petty? Is it just pure spite? I don't know, it doesn't matter because all the attention is on you! Your the star of the shitshow. If you are a troll, go reveal yourself as one now, but just know that it isn't going to save you. None of us care or will accept you again, unless you really change, but I doubt you will. Go back to twitter, your homeland, you piece of shit.

[getetteroo]

"check out these blogs" and it's always without failure 1. person whom i avoid but occupies same orbit 2. neat little artblog 3. a transformers askblog despite having no interest in transformers. 4. someone with a dream smp icon.

[phanmer2]

Should I make an askblog for Brainsmp? (Brainsmp being a universe I made in my head, name was inspired by Dream SMP, but Brainsmp contains 0% Dream SMP)

Things that are in Brainsmp include: Cookie Run Kingdom/OvenBreak, Friday Night Funkin, a bit of Undertale, MLP, tiny bit of FNAF, Cats Are Liquid, 3 Omori characters, as well as plenty of smaller fandoms

Idk, if anyone is interested, maybe like or reblog this

[swapped-dsmpau]

While I work on the blog..... have a swap!tommy.

[furrycrimeboys]

Put a stubborn boar in the same room as an immature raccoon, and what do you get? Well - I’m not quite sure yet. Why don’t you help find out?

Welcome to the furrycrimeboys blog! 🐾

This is an askblog set in the pre-canon of the Dream SMP universe, and it is entirely 100% based on user input. Send an ask, and it will recieve an in-character reply. Give it a try, maybe? :)

[raymondshields]

Unpopular opinion subject ask game: fandom. :P

Hoo boy!

1) We really need an Ao3 for fanart and fanvids. The only way this is happening is if someone makes a nonprofit and uses a danbooru-style setup. How has this not happened yet I don't know, because the solution's a bit obvious from where I'm standing.

2) We also need our own wikia / roleplay site. Miracide is okay enough, but it's got one hell of a learning curve. Fanexus was supposed to do this, but Fanexus crashed pretty quickly. :/

3) I don't care for Dream SMP any more than anyone else does, but let's be real here, it's just Justin Bieber / One Direction 2.0. Let the 13yos live. Yes they're cringy but so were you and so was I so please just shut the hell up if you feel the need to whine about it when literally nobody asked. I don't want to hear DSMP drama. It's a thing for 13yos. I don't care, and since I spend my time exclusively with adults, neither should you.

4) When will the lot of y'all comment on my fics. I know y'all read them so tell me what you thouuuuught.

5) I want askblogs back they were fun I miss askblogs. :(

[cocomere]

Hey hi hello, welcome to whatever the fuck this is.

I'm Cocomere, Coco for short. I use she/her pronouns. I have fibromyalgia.

This is my main and I'm just kinda? Here? I reblog a bit of everything.

Note: I'm extremely picky about who I follow, because I like to read my entire dash. I don't follow/have unfollowed many of my friends for posting a lot because if my dash is miles long, I will feel Obligated To See It All. It's nothing personal and I'm not asking anyone to post less; I just like to keep things pared down.

I have a variety of things I find Neat(tm) but my only real fandom is the Dream SMP. I adore wholesome/positive discduo and you can pry that from my cold, dead hands. I also find just about everyone interesting in some way, even if they're not always my cup of tea. c!Dream is utterly fascinating to me and I want to put him in the pear wiggler until his secrets fall out.

I've been writing, specifically doing OC-only rp, on and off since 2006. I just recently (September 2021) started writing fanfic of the Dream SMP which has been a wild experience. If you want to read my nonsense here's my AO3. The start of the fics is scuffed as fuck due to the way in which I fell into writing it. It's being fixed, though it's subject to the mercy of my muse cooperating. Have fun with the fucking bullshit I pull. I also have an askblog that's set about three years past the most recent fic there are major spoilers there for things that happen and it's intentionally unclear on some things. I'm also working at about 3.5 VERY different points on the timeline at once. This is somehow working out better than you'd think.

I started making jewelry the same year I started rping, but that's currently on an semi-hiatus due to being consumed by my writing.

I'm a very friendly person and generally am open to chat as long as you're not going to be an asshole. I'm just here to vibe, man, let me enjoy the blorbos and dank memes. If you want to chat about my blorbos just be aware that you will be activating my trap card special interest and I will not shut up about it.

[takottai]

I posted 16,196 times in 2021

9 posts created (0%)

16187 posts reblogged (100%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1798.6 posts.

I added 65 tags in 2021

#xzialspeaks - 32 posts

#saving this for later - 10 posts

#markiplier - 5 posts

#cute - 3 posts

#long post - 3 posts

#art - 3 posts

#dream smp fanart - 3 posts

#xzialsasks - 2 posts

#thank you for tagging me - 2 posts

#tw: snakes - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 98 characters

#my brain absolutely refuses to process theses words and the fact that they are next to each other.

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

If i marry a burrito then eat it after, does that make me a black widow?

1 notes • Posted 2021-02-16 16:38:13 GMT

#4

hey

1. First impression: Wow, their really nice.

2. Truth is: How? How do you have that many reaction memes saved?! It is witchcraft I tell you! WITCHCRAFT!

3. How old do you look: I'mma be honest, from the few pictures/videos I've seen of you you look 16-18 and I say that in the nicest way.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Oh definitely!

5. Have you ever made me mad: I don't think so?

6. Best feature: probably your sense of humor or your writing abilities

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No

8. You’re my:

(you're the Diel to my Bei, you're chaotic and some times scare me but I love you! platonically of course. )

1 notes • Posted 2021-02-10 10:40:28 GMT

#3

Changed the url? 🤨

Yup, used to be @vixxzial

Sorry for the confusion!

2 notes • Posted 2021-01-18 03:52:50 GMT

#2

Hey

1. First impression: New roleplay buddie! Let's frickin go!

2. Truth is: You're an angel

3. How old do you look: I've never seen a picture of your face, I honestly don't even know your age, but I feel like you're 20-23. Idk

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes!

5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope, not even once!

6. Best feature: I love your creativity.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No.

8. You’re my:

3 notes • Posted 2021-02-10 10:56:55 GMT

#1

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You can call me Takottai, Kota, or T | He/him, They/them, Ze/zim and Arr/arrow| 28 | ISTP-T |Trans masc nonbinary | Artist |

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This is my main account where I spam like/reblog the shit I enjoy, so if you don't wanna have your dash flooded don't follow.

The fandoms I'm in include: Marvel, DC comics, mcyt, Minecraft, Undertale/deltarune, Homestuck? (I haven't read the web comic in years but yeah), Slashers, mha, and much more!

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If you want to be tagged just comment on this post or shoot me an ask/message, have a wonderful day!

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[ask-limbo-ghostbur-and-co]

Info:

This is a askblog about the stuff in the #limbo shits tag in @skyhighchibi

this is run by the above blog.

Ghostbur and Friend (but mostly Ghostbur) talk in blue

King talks in purple

Garcello talks in green

King is from the post-mortem mixup mod for fnf, Garcello is from smoke em out struggle fnf, and Ghostbur is from the Dream SMP.

Rules:

No nsfw mun is a minor

DNI:

If you don't support non-traumagenic or nondisordered systems (go to morethanone. info to learn more about systems lol)

If you send death threats/gore/csam to people or just generally harass them (seriously that's fucked up)

truscum/transmeds. fuck y'all.

anti-mogai

anti-mcyt this is partially a dsmp ask blog

anti-dsmp or anti-fnf

You're blocked by @oerbow on twitter (aka me)

Notes:

Ghostbur is verbalflux in this, meaning that if his dialog is surrounded by 's instead of "s that means it's written down on something or even typed.

Ghostbur autism canon to this

Friend is here too.

They're in King's Limbo.

[utahlive]

Can you do a backflip?

We have no way to verify this

[transcript below]

Caller theantthatstoleyourpicnic:

Can you do a backflip?

Wilbur Soot:

Yeah, sure.

[whiteclaw-swagger]

Karma is swift when someone delivers it, you would know that now. Figure yourself out and make things right eventually.

:D

listen man. i know this is from @beached-badboyhalo, and i get what you mean, but jesus christ, you didn't have to kill me for it? you told me that you wanted to "come talk" and shit, and then you end up killing me? kinda manipulative of you, mr. therapist...

but i guess i deserved it.

check out this gnarly scar you gave me, though, from the 2 times you've decapitated me now

[utahlive]

hey man do you like dancing? when’s the last time you got to?

It's been a while

[utahlive]

Happy Valentines Day, UtahLIVE nation!

we interrupt today's broadcast to wish you a happy Valentines day, and to give a little gift from me to you!

Enjoy, have a great day, and see you tomorrow :]

[utahlive]

where have you gone this whole time??

Let us never speak of this absence again!

[transcript below]

Wilbur Soot

I decided to go for a nice, relaxing camping trip. But on my way back, I got hopelessly lost. I survived for days off berries and leaves. The Utah summer was harsh. Eventually I found my car and got the hell out of there.