#drinksesh

[bimbocreature]

Alright alright alright~!

FINALLY, after a fuckin' dogging break or something for 45 minutes in the sainos carpark, my beer's here! Bottom's up, y'all 💖💖

The first tag below'll be what all these are tagged with, to try and keep some semblance of coherency goin' xD. Cheers 🥂🥂 ...and yes, i am drinking Stella. You can take a chav outta the life but you can't make her stop drinking piss, or however the saying goes...

[bimbocreature]

If the beers aren’t hitting hard enough you just need to drink them faster! A couple of back to back chugs might get you in working order ;)

Okay so Fun BimboCreature Fact™ I can't chug. Used to be able to then i broke my nose, set it myself, and can't chug for shit anymore. Also can't blow my nose, which i feel may be connected :P Howeeeeeever, i've nearly finished 4, i can make 5 and 6 quick ones~ ;3

Thanks for the ask~! 💖💖

[bimbocreature]

Aaaaaand one. God i forgot how much of a soft drink beer was (says the diehard spirits drinker i know i know), it barely touched the sides and i feel fine xD Anyway, onto two! 🥰

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[lat33fa-blog]

Had a good time last with some of the gang ☺❤ #lastnight #lastnightshinanigans #weekendshinanigans #vibes #weekendvibes #shisha #feelingcute #feelingmyself #feelingkawaii #kawaii #cute #kawaiigirl #kawaiigirls #groupphoto #groupselfies #funtimes #famandfriends #curlsforthegirls #curvygirl #food #drinksesh #alchohol #cocktails #rum #waved #drunk #drunkenmoments #bros #turnheads #croptop (at Babylon Shisha Bar and Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9xjYrxplnG/?igshid=1mmjt0e2b4v80

[bimbocreature]

Okay, one down. God i needed that xD. it has Been A Week 😅😅

Alright alright alright~!

FINALLY, after a fuckin' dogging break or something for 45 minutes in the sainos carpark, my beer's here! Bottom's up, y'all 💖💖

The first tag below'll be what all these are tagged with, to try and keep some semblance of coherency goin' xD. Cheers 🥂🥂 ...and yes, i am drinking Stella. You can take a chav outta the life but you can't make her stop drinking piss, or however the saying goes...

[bimbocreature]

two down 👍 i got a tag sorted! check it, i'll be trying to keep all my posts tagged with that. Starting to feel better now, so i think the beer's working :P

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

3 down! I uh... i forgot how little 4% was xD. I feel less buzzed now than i do after a pint of full-sugar soda. Watch me eat those words in an hour or two's time xD

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

Number 3 down! I am really looking forward to next week not gonna lie. I get to go to my piercers' again (and she is a darling, cannot wait.) and i'm gonna be trying my hand at making my own burger patties for lunch, which i am CRAVING. I've really gotten into cooking lately, which is lovely and i really enjoy it, except for having legs that barely work in the first place. All that standing is not kind to me xD

Alright alright alright~!

FINALLY, after a fuckin' dogging break or something for 45 minutes in the sainos carpark, my beer's here! Bottom's up, y'all 💖💖

The first tag below'll be what all these are tagged with, to try and keep some semblance of coherency goin' xD. Cheers 🥂🥂 ...and yes, i am drinking Stella. You can take a chav outta the life but you can't make her stop drinking piss, or however the saying goes...

[bimbocreature]

Aaaand 4. Good shit. To make this more fun/harder on myself, each post from here on out i'm gonna try and post something interesting. For example, this one, my favourite song to sing while drunk (and one of my favourite songs in general tbph) is Stand There Until You're Sober by Bomb The Music Industry!. Love a relatable banger.

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

4 done, onto 5. I am really craving beef now ngl. I have stirfry downstairs, but... big juicy sexy burger... hmmm... Next week. For now, beer!

Alright alright alright~!

FINALLY, after a fuckin' dogging break or something for 45 minutes in the sainos carpark, my beer's here! Bottom's up, y'all 💖💖

The first tag below'll be what all these are tagged with, to try and keep some semblance of coherency goin' xD. Cheers 🥂🥂 ...and yes, i am drinking Stella. You can take a chav outta the life but you can't make her stop drinking piss, or however the saying goes...

[bimbocreature]

okay,,,,,,,,, number 9 and final drink, DONE. I got half the beers left, i''m def gonna do this again soon cause it was fuuuuuun but i gotta tap out rn cause i am SHATTERED <3. Thanks yous to everyone who chipped in cause i really really appreciated it, looooved doing this 💖🥰💋💋 for now tho, ya bimbo needs its rest <3 <3. oh my god i'm so tired-

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

#7 done and dusted. I feel like i should probably elaborate on that past point xD. okay so: The trip out today was to get my lip piercing bars swapped out cause my piercer does it for free and i have cacky hands. We be right. I got my lips pierced 2 weeks ago, the entire time she was going all "oh my god i love your lips", "they're so big and soft", "very jealous" etc. Which like, she's right. My lips are amazing, not that i'll ever post them on here. I go back today, 2 weeks later, and she's lookin' a lot more duck-pouty than before and constantly lipbalming herself, which (iirc, not looked into it as much as i have boobjobs) is what you gotta do after getting your lips done. Between that and the catcalling today i am deeply entertained that my tranny ass is apparently an icon of femininity.

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

Five AND six done! Oh god that was a bit rough, not used to drinking beer that fast. I'm more of a spirits girl xD. Gonna slow down a bit from here on out, but hey. At least i'm tipsy now xD. anyway, interesting thing to make me thing 2: I think i accidentally pushed my piercer to get lip fillers...

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT. Took me a good while cause my housemate insisted on ordering dinner, but on the other paw, more absorption for beeeeeeeer <3 <3 interesting thing uhhhhhhh. pass, i can't think of anything that ain't depressing xD

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰

[bimbocreature]

Okay, good morning, i fell asleep after the 8th xD I am ohsosososooooooo snoozy, could not be stopped. I hope y'all enjoyed tho, i def did xD

Alright alright alright~!

FINALLY, after a fuckin' dogging break or something for 45 minutes in the sainos carpark, my beer's here! Bottom's up, y'all 💖💖

The first tag below'll be what all these are tagged with, to try and keep some semblance of coherency goin' xD. Cheers 🥂🥂 ...and yes, i am drinking Stella. You can take a chav outta the life but you can't make her stop drinking piss, or however the saying goes...

[bimbocreature]

OH WAIT I GOT IT: Favourite game is Destiny 2. For all its many many faults, i still really enjoy it. i frequently hop into pvp while drunk, and still i hit a near 2 k/d r xD

Going out tomorrow and i am veeeery tempted to grab a slab of beer while i'm out. Dress up trashy, look trashy hauling that thing back, then sit outside and chug them while enjoying the sun, see just how round, sloshy and bloated i can get~ 🥰🥰