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blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk · 2 years

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palm smack them upside the head. With Cheslock or Drossel.

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palm smack them upside the head.

I did Drossel just because he needs more love!

tho I did set this in the days before he died and became a puppet, so this is what his life was like back when he was alive and “himself” and working for the Mandalay family, so, that’s why he may seem a bit out of character for the version of him we see with the temporary soul <3

There’s only ever one reason to visit the Mandalay Estate, and that’s to spend time with DROSSEL.

Inevitably, this means also spending time with Laura Mandalay; being the family’s puppeteer, he entertains her whilst her parents are busy and is her best friend. He somehow is able to look after her just like a governess would, all the while putting a smile on her face. You don’t truly mind, because she’s such a sweet little girl, and your beloved being her best friend makes you her second best, by default.

This also means you pass nights here, in front of the fire, sitting in Drossel’s lap as he attempts to find a story which satisfies Laura enough to lull her to sleep. Most of the time, this is quite a peaceful scene.

Tonight, however, the child complains that she’s heard all of Drossel’s fairytales before, begging him to make up one just for her. He obliges… and when he procures the doll he’s made in your likeness, beginning the tale with, “Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess called (Name)”, you reach up and lightly smack your hand against the back of his head.

Of course, he wouldn’t be any puppeteer worth his salt if he couldn’t keep going through a bit of heckling. So he then pulls out the doll he’s fashioned in his own image. “The princess was quite lonely, but one day, she met a toymaker named Drossel.”

You give him another gentle whack, and Laura smothers a fit of giggles. Your beau gives you a curious glance, but after all, whatever the two of you are doing is entertaining the Mandalay heiress. (Really, what are you doing other than being in love?)

With this, he hands you the figure representing yourself, and displays his clearly. The little Drossel doll mimes giving the (Name) doll a kiss on the cheek. “And the toymaker said to her, ‘You are the fairest lady in all the land,’ and he gave her a music box in the shape of a locket.”

“Wait!” Laura speaks up. “He’s a toymaker, not a clockmaker. How does he know how to make a music box?”

Drossel’s eyebrow quirks up. “… He is a man of many talents. And for his fair lady, he would learn to do anything.”

And you give him another smack; this time, he exaggerates his reaction to it by letting his neck go forward. The look he gives you is almost wounded, an acted expression of, Oh, my love, how could you?

In response, you tip your doll over to ‘kiss’ his doll on the cheek. “He would indeed,” you hum. “And so would she for him. She cherishes her music box, playing it every day.”

“Is she telling the story now, as well?” Drossel hums. “Instead of―”

Almost as if on cue, there’s your hand against the back of his head again. This time it seems to surprise him, and it gets a chuckle out of him as well as making Laura laugh.

He clears his throat, attempting to recover quickly. Though, it’s clear by the slight rose tint in his cheeks that he’s a bit flustered by your teasing. “I thought to myself… I rather suppose I deserved that.”

By now, despite the fact that you’re all laughing, you can see that Laura is starting to blink with sleep in her eyes. Drossel gives you a gentle push which prompts you to stand up from your admittedly comfortable spot on his lap. He bends to scoop Laura into his arms, and she nestles readily up against his chest with a yawn.

With you following close by, he starts down the hallway. “Ah, well, it seems it’s time for the young mistress to retire. Let’s put you to bed, Lady Laura.”

“But Drossel,” she mumbles even as you open the door to her room, “how… how does the story end? What happens to the princess and the toymaker?”

“Hm. A good question.” He sets her down in bed, pulling the covers over her. “We could save it for tomorrow night.”

“Nooooo. I won’t be able to sleep till I hear the ending!”

Another soft breath of a chuckle escapes him. “Alright, alright. Well, you see, the princess invites the toymaker to live with her in her castle. And then, he gives her an idea… that if she is lonely, she might take in those children in her kingdom who don’t have parents. So she decides to do so.”

“All of them?” Laura sounds incredulous.

“Ah, well… her kingdom is not very big,” he confesses. “The two of them take in three… maybe four or five children.”

“Mmmh… and what then…?”

“What then?” He leans down and gives her a small kiss on the forehead, as is the routine between them. “Why, this story ends the way they all do.”

In return, she kisses his cheek. “Happily ever after?”

He smiles and leans to blow out the candle you brought along from the other room. “Happily ever after. Goodnight, Lady Laura.”

The two of you get no reply, and you both creep out of the room. As soon as you’re outside, you slip your arms around his neck, coming in for a kiss. He meets you gladly, arms coming down around your waist.

“What did you think of the ending?” he muses. “I reasoned… it was nice enough. A bit different from some others.”

“Oh, it was quite lovely. You should make up stories of your own for her more often; you’re such a creative mind, Drossel.”

You pause, then give him a smirk. “… Three, four, five children, my love? How many do you really want?”

His face colors, and all he can give you is a sheepish smile in response. “How many do you want?”

Without fail, this earns him yet another connection of your palm with the back of his head ― that, and another kiss.

At least no one can ever claim things to be dull between the two of you.

#Black Butler #Kuroshitsuji #Drossel #Drossel Keinz #reader insert #romantic #platonic #fluff #domestic #MY HEART..........#one hell of a queue

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herehavesomeheadcanons · 2 years

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Black Butler x reader headcanons, but it’s only the characters I think deserve more attention.

Ash Landers

🤍💜 If you managed to get Ash to fall for you, good job. This angel is SO PICKY when it comes to a s/o. I doubt anyone but the purest of heart could turn his pretty head. Seriously. He’s like a unicorn or something.

🤍💜 Absolutely devoted to his s/o. If you’re looking for a loyal doormat, Ash is your angel. He will cook, clean, and do basically whatever you need him to. Seriously, all you have to do is ask.

🤍💜 Definitely takes everything way too seriously, so avoid joking requests like, oh, i dunno, “could you light London on fire for me?” He will. Don’t test him.

🤍💜 I feel like his favorite dates would be either sitting at home and chatting over a cup of tea, or someplace high up. He’s an Angel, after all. He likes to be near the sky.

🤍💜 Yes, he will fly you around. Unless you’re scared of heights.

🤍💜 Can and will fight anyone who even looks at you wrong. You might want to keep hold of his arm so he doesn’t get himself charged with arson and murder.

🤍💜 Very gentle, and shy with physical affection. He doesn’t want to taint such a pure being! You are going to have to just tackle him. He will NEVER admit it, but he loves physical affection more than anything. He also loves complements and praise.

🤍💜 Overall, a wonderful catch of a man- well, angel. He will definitely treat you right :)

Snake

🤍💛 Oh he’s such a cute little shy bean! All you’d have to do was give him a singular complement and he’d be head over heels for you. If you like snakes, even better! His friends will love you too :)

🤍💛 rarely speaks for himself. You might have to try behavior training to get him to tell you what HE says, instead of what his snakes are saying. Not that he ever really disagrees with his snakes, but still.

🤍💛 Yeah his snakes do a lot of the flirting for him, and they all have WILDLY different ways of going about it. Wordsworth, as the refined gentleman he is, gives very good complements. Emily likes to be in charge of planning dates. Goethe is very friendly and will ask how your day’s been (even if he just asked the same question five minutes ago!). Oscar is the problem snake. He’s a lil naughty noodle. More often than not, his comments are not translated (”Oscar! He can’t say THAT! Says emily”).

🤍💛 Very very shy about physical affection, but if you give it to him he will be addicted. Like, very addicted. He’s particularly fond of cuddling. He likes to be warm :)

🤍💛 Oh gosh if you complement his scales he will melt. He’s so self conscious and probably always worried that people with judge you harshly if he’s seen with you.

🤍💛 Defend him from bullies and you’ll have his loyalty forever. He will. Not. Leave. Your. Side. (Is that really such a bad thing? He’s so cute-)

🤍💛 Oh gosh please be gentle with him he’s such a fragile little noodle- Always speak with a gentle tone. He’s very sensitive to criticism.

🤍💛 Yes, you can hold his snakes. Yes, you can boop their little snoots. Just be gentle.

Charles Grey

🤍💙 Just don’t be a boring, beige colored, saltine cracker of a person and he’ll love you. By that I mean, actually have a personality. Be funny! Challenge him! Keep things interesting!

🤍💙 This man is a five year old trapped in a grown man’s body. Just look at that smug face. Does he look like a mature adult to you? He’d probably go to a carnival with you if you asked him. AND he’d win you all the prizes. He’s just that good.

🤍💙 Buys you lots of expensive gifts. He’s filthy stinking rich, after all. Will also take you on the most extravagant dates. I hope you like fancy food (and lots of it!) :)

🤍💙 He already knows how awesome he is, but tell him anyway. Are you just feeding his already over-large ego? Yes. Should you stop? Absolutely not. The way he puffs out his chest and shows off is just the cutest thing! Like one of those funny birds of paradise.

🤍💙 Being best friends with Phipps is a requirement. They’re a packaged deal. Which is funny, considering they’re polar opposites. Phipps has been dealing with Charlie’s shit for years now, he’s happy to have you around to lighten the load.

🤍💙 Boundaries? What are those? This little shit is all up in your business 24/7 and hates when you don’t pay attention to him. Absolutely loves physical affection. Not even the slightest bit shy about it. Prepare to be absolutely smothered with affection.

🤍💙 Would you like to learn fencing? He’d be delighted to teach you! Even more so if you happen to be good at it. This bastard loves a challenge!

🤍💙 He’s scared of ghosts and snakes, and you can DEFINITELY use that to your advantage. He will deny his fears till the day he dies, but it’s pretty obvious how terrified he is. You can get some pretty funny reactions out of him with a well-placed rubber snake! He’ll pout about it for a while, but after a bit he’ll come right back. Be warned: if you give him a particularly good scare he might end up in your bed that night. (He’s TOTALLY not scared, he just wants to make sure you’re ok!)

Aleister Chambers

✨❤️ Buckle up, buttercup. If you’re actually here for this man, i applaud your unique tastes. Not everyone can handle this bastard.

✨❤️ If you have a female body, congrats! You’re his type! Hope you didn’t want to get rid of him any time soon, because you will be stuck with his dramatic ass from the first time he lays eyes on you. And he has plot armor.

✨❤️ Yes. He is very, very, very dramatic. If you’re reading this, you’ve likely seen the show and you know EXACTLY how he acts. If you say even ONE insulting thing to him, he will act like you’ve stabbed him with a sword and flop onto the nearest piece of furniture, moaning about how you’ve wounded his feelings. It’s really funny, actually.

✨❤️ Will spoil you with extravagant gifts. He’s rich, what did you expect? He has SCARY good tastes, and will pick the best outfits for you. Don’t ask how he found out your size for… well, anything.

✨❤️ Oh he’s so clingy. Constantly wants your attention. I really don’t know what else to say, but it shouldn’t come as a surprise that he is NOT shy with physical affection. If physical affection is your love language, you’ll be in heaven with this man.

✨❤️ Get ready for some WEIRD pet names. Hands up, who’s surprised? Nobody? Thought so. Sure, he COULD use normal pet names, but it’s much more fun to come up with his own. If you give him a weird pet name, he’ll be absolutely delighted. Go ahead, see who can come up with the strangest nickname. It’ll be fun.

✨❤️ Honestly it’s worth it to endure him just for the free entertainment. His natural personality is so over-the-top extravagant that even just sitting at home with him is like watching a comedy skit. He gets way too excited about absolutely everything, and will randomly start spinning like he’s a glitched video game character.

✨❤️ He loves to dance! And throw extravagant parties where he can show you off to everyone.

✨❤️ Over all, is he a creep? Yes. But he’s also funny, pretty, and rich. So in all actuality, he’s a pretty decent catch.

Drossel Keinz

🧡💙 If you’re here for this man- er- puppet, congratulations, you are one of the only groups with more unique tastes than the Aleister simps. I’m honestly just writing him because he’s funny and i like his funky, jerky movements.

🧡💙 Achievement get! Acquire stalker (provoke any kind of positive feelings from the creepy puppet man)

🧡💙 Yeah he’s gonna stalk you for a while. He might not even approach you at all. He’s just curious about these ‘feelings’.

🧡💙 If he does approach you, it’s gonna be awkward as fuck. Seriously. He has no idea how to properly socialize, much less flirt. (Haha relatable)

🧡💙 every time he’s confused he does his little 90 degree head tilt. He’s confused a lot. He’s trying his best, ok? He quite literally has straw for brains.

🧡💙 If you’re artistic, he’d love to do art things with you. He’d also really love to show you his puppet collection. Hope you didn’t like sleeping :)

🧡💙 He’s not great at affection in general, but he tries. Sometimes his complements come off as creepy. Awkward head pats. So many awkward head pats. His skin feels like wood, and he smells like sawdust.

🧡💙 Be patient and explain things to him. He’s not great at feelings yet. Also very bad at even recognizing his feelings. Talking through feelings stuff with him is a great way to bond.

Gregory Violet

🖤💜 Anime onlys buckle up because some of the characters you only see in the manga are the best. Case in point, this art goth.

🖤💜 I feel like he would go for a more introverted s/o. Especially someone who’s artistic, like him. Not certain how two introverts get together, but whatever.

🖤💜 He’s a little eccentric, but that’s just part of his charm. Where else are you gonna find a cutie that likes to blow bubbles in his tea?

🖤💜 Unlike with other people, if he says he’s gonna draw you, he’ll actually draw you. He won’t make you stay posed for five hours while he draws everything BUT you (rip Greenhill).

🖤💜 You want to draw him? He’s a little shy, but i’m sure you can convince him to pose for you. He wants you to be happy, after all.

🖤💜 Café dates!! And art museum dates!! You should definitely attend his concerts as well. Make sure to complement his dancing afterwards! He’s a little embarrassed about having to dance in front of crowds. Remember, he doesn’t like dancing to begin with.

🖤💜 You might have to pester him for a bit, but he will give you private performances. Will it be the whole P4? Probably not. He wouldn’t want to bother his friends with something so silly. Besides, you’re his, not theirs.

🖤💜 He sings wonderfully. I imagine him having a low baritone kind of voice. The songs he sings for concerts often get stuck in his head (much to his annoyance), so sometimes you can hear him singing in the shower.

🖤💜 Unlike literally everybody else on this list, Violet is not clingly. He’ll give you your space when you need it. He needs his space too.

🖤💜 Not very physically affectionate. He’s pretty strictly traditional and what not, so you might have to beg him for kisses. Unfortunately, his lipstick doesn’t really taste like anything.

🖤💜 He’s actually really low maintenance and pretty self sufficient. Probably one of the best picks on this list, if i’m being completely honest.

#black butler x reader #black butler x you #Ash Landers x reader #black butler snake x reader #charles grey x reader #aleister chambers x reader #drossel keinz x reader #gregory violet x reader

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