#drunk milk

[shirojikimattari]

Dark Justiciar Shadowheart is an alcoholic trainwreck

You cannot change my mind

Been a while huh. Got sick and all that so,,,

[laurrelise]

one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible

[vicmillen]

Sky, ugly sobbing into Wars scarf: I hate Hylia so much that manipulative little bitch but she's also Zelda my sun my whole world how could I ever truly hate her I love her so much *more ugly sobbing sounds*

Twilight, by Legend's side: *completely zoned out and unresponsive occasionally downing shots like it's water*

Four: *facing the corner holding an animated conversation with either himself or his shadow*

Time&Wind: *singing obnoxiously loud, clinking and slamming their milk bottle and flagon like it's some kind of instrument*

Hyrule&Wild: *lying face down under the table in a pile* zzZzzZ

Wars and Legend, now deeply regretting dragging them to the tavern: WOW, literally none of us are okay.

[konigsblog]

könig is the type to drink milk and actually enjoy it...🥛

he especially loves strawberry flavoured milk, he drinks it far too often, and goes through a litre in one single day.

he drinks more milk than he does water, it's his favourite.

[icepip]

having to jerk satoru off, his cum covering his length as you work him to another orgasm, before he can put it in because if you don't, he'll end up overstimulating both of you. he can't help it that he cums so much and that you feel so good around him :(((

[bravocat]

hi umblr

[yaolmao]

“Chuuya ought to drink more milk!”

[moxielynx]

Average morning

[hannibalzero]

Milk drunk.

Anakin blinked one eye at a time, trying so hard not to fall asleep in his council seat. He was warm, stomach full, his mind was quite and the force was at peace within him.

He was so sleepy, why was he here again?

People where talking?

Whatever.

Anakin blinked his eyes one at a time again.

Windu finally gave up looking to Obi-Wan now.

“This has to stop.”

“I…i am, unsure what you are speaking of.” Obi-Wan wraps his robes around himself.

“Look at Skywalker, Kenobi! The man is heavily drugged and has no idea what's going on.” mace threw his hands up.

“We were summoned after lunch, Anakin tends to get sleepy…” Obi-Wan pointed out shyly.

Mace clapped his hands in front of Anakin’s face to gage his reaction.

Anakin just kinda blinked at him.

“No way it isn't spice or drink…get ahold of him Knight Kenobi.” Mace wagged his finger at Obi-Wan who was already helping Anakin up.

“Not to worry, I have him.” Obi-Wan brushed off trying to keep Anakin from snuggling close and go for one of his tits, like the grown man wanted. “Come along padawan mine.”

“Kay….”

[kodasea]

Tease me (sing for me) (2022)

[philistiniphagottini]

Had a silly little thought about you working as a Jujutsu Sorcerer and jokingly referring to Nanami as your "work husband", with how much the both of you would probably look out for each other and act like an old, married couple on the job. It would be cute, you could make him cute lunches and he could remind you about going to appointments and stuff. Reckon Gojo would cry if he didn't get the same treatment? He wants to be "work husband #2". Or he could just be "work boyfriend" cause he needs to work for the status of husband.

[dollya-robinprotector]

I drank too much strawberry milk and choco milk and peach tea before going to bed... It's now 2.30 am and I'm just:

[sporadicallyelated]

[cowardlycowboys]

[scarefox]

oh for fs sake 🤣

[mugiwara-lucy]

Everyone talks about Coby and Marco's glow ups (as they should) but I don't see many people talking about HONGO'S glow up 🔥🥳🤩😍