#drunk stan

[kaixenyox]

Wendy broke up.. *sniff*

[cringelordofchaos]

hii ik ur not rly in the sp fandom anymore so if u wanna change ur icon that’s cool w/ me idm 😽😽

i only mention it because. well i already said duh ur not rly in the fandom anymore so i figured u wouldn’t rly want the icon but idkkkk ignore me if u want,, live ur life bru

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'll change it if u wanna change it, anything's fine w me

even though I don't rb much of south park anymore it lives in my heart forever like all else I've been obsessed with in the past (and I'm probably gonna be obsessed with it again at some point knowing me) so again idm the icon, the only problem I can see is that some people are gonna immediately clock me as a south park fan and block me on sight in which case idrc anyway

[meowdyjac]

[Tw: Alcohol]

Two broken men celebrate the night

[green-alien-turdz]

Sick of shit.

[rosieleej]

It’s crazy that the twins are turning 25 today because at this moment probably Dipper has already finished his degree in engineering and is doing a masters and maybe a PHD, Mabel having finished hers in art. At this rate they’re old enough to drink, and drive, and vote and reflect on what-the-f happened to them as kids. Right now they’re probably celebrating their birthday in a small private party in the shack. Now the grunkles are 80 yrs and too old to sail at sea. Maybe now Greta is about to marry that duke; she’s as confident and beautiful as she’s ever been. Maybe Candy has some interesting stuff going on. Soos has a child with Melody, and the grandma has passed away, Waddles as well. Wendy is probably not working at the Mystery Shack ( she still cuts wood in her free time). The Weirdmagedon was so much time ago that all of Gravity Falls now can laugh about it. No one really talks about Bill, or the monsters, or the destruction, death and fear that came with them. For more than a decade the town has been at peace. For more than a decade Ford hasn’t feel like a freak. For more than a decade Stan has had what he had wanted for the most part of his life. For more than a decade the Pines twins, both sets, have been loved.

Mabel is now longer afraid of growing up. She already has, and she’s thriving. Dipper doesn’t fears he’s not good enough. Maybe their parents divorced, maybe they didn’t, but each year instead of going home in summer break from college they go to the same small town that opened their arms to them so so many years ago, and they feel like children again.

They. The children that taught me that growing up maybe is not so bad.

Happy Birthday indeed Mabel and Dipper Pines

[huginsmemory]

The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.

Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?

[sunday-bug]

just bucky barnes heading out to a boys night, getting a bit smashed & texting you all night.

he definitely doesn’t end up at your place after the bars close practically bursting at the seams - and of course, you let him in.

“need to have you right now, doll.”

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: Twinstinct

[ @rayyanishere1 you know why you're being tagged]

The Stan twins can see right through each other. Easily. As long as they are in the same dimension, there isn't anything one can hide from the other, some strong twinstinct right there.

Particularly, they are pretty in tune to each others present emotional state.

If you were to boil these two down a meme, imagine this;

Jerk Ford is the yellow one, and S1/S2 represents pre-Weirdmageddon and post-Weirdmageddon respectively. Note, Stanley in this AU might be represented by the blue figure here, but he is not miserable, he's pretty happy overall. But he really wanted his twin back.

And yes, they're both tactile. They mostly showed this to the younger Mystery Twins and not necessarily each other, but they had their moments.

Pre-Weirdmageddon:

Stan: *minding his own business alone on the porch, staring out into the woods*

Jerk Ford: *comes out of nowhere and randomly hugs Stan*

Stan: What's with the touchy-feely all of a sudden, somethin' wrong?

Jerk Ford: You're doing great, Stanley.

Stan:

Stan: ...Thanks, bro.

[dialogue by @tearosepedall]

Post-Weirdmageddon (Sea Grunks Era):

Stanford: *minding his own business alone on the deck of the Stan O'War, staring out a thousand yards into the ocean*

Stan: *comes out of nowhere and randomly hugs Stanford*

Stanford: Nothing's wrong.

Stan:...

Stanford: *tearing up* I said nothing's wrong, Stanley!

Stan: You're home now. You're here, and I'm here with you. You're safe.

Stanford: *breaks down sobbing*

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Guys, hang on.

What if........ Emma-may... Southern Black Woman.......... Guys.... Think about it, that's all I ask 🙏🙏

[goose-gallery]

Yeah maybe getting caught up on the past 30 years of your favorite sci-fi series and telling your brother about your weird cult era at the same time was a bad idea

[ravmycupine]

POV: You help an old man take off his girdle

[severinaprince]

Not to call out on main, but like be honest, how many of you (us) who stan Severus Snape have experienced some sort of Trauma™️ or even PTSD?

[toneshieee]

Stan Smooches (⁼̴̀ૢ꒳​⁼̴́ૢ๑) 💖💖💖

I need a smoochy kiss from Stan to recharge me after a rough week last week (˃ ⌑ ˂ഃ )

[stumbleduponbyaksident]

I just think she's neat

[n30ngutz]

Cut the DJ some slack he thought his honkers were his mouth or whatever

Ever since finding out about the Anti-Pines family I’ve been an obsessed goblin so now y’all have to suffer with me and my thoughts of these dumb men in their prime while I put them in memes

Anti-Ford being his usual part time DJ self

[marshbarks]

sleepy shenanigans :P - collab with @slobbykitty !!