#dude plzzzz

[wannabemylover]

rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.

Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.

And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.

[klavery]

i have not been making many personal posts currently as i am hyperfocusing on getting them!

and i want tgem so fucjing bad💔

[jenohappycat]

I WANT HIM SO BAAAAAAADDDD

[hiimcanadia]

Hot girl winter <3

[thew4nder3r]

PERCY JACKSON X DAUGHTER OF ZEUS READER CLIT PLAY PLZZZZ PLUS COCKWARMINGGGG

an! FIRST ASK EVER OMGGGGG! I'M KICKING MY FEET RN JIJI

sorry this took so long. I literally didn't open tumblr for like a week and then went "oh shit i have an ask" and began writing before forgetting about it for another week JAJAJA

| if you don't like it - don't bite it. stop bombing my damn inbox with complains. just scroll, dude. |

| if you see a typo...no u didn't |

"oh, gods. This is torture not even Tartarus could top."

Percy had you sitting on his lap, no way to escape because of his hands plastered firmly onto your hips. "Stop squirming." Percy grumbled against your neck, his hands squeezing your hips firmly and pushed you down further to your pussy further against his hips. His dick twitched inside you, causing a small squeak to come from your lips. Percy kept kissing and biting at your neck, your orange "Camp Half-Blood" shirt discarded onto the floor and your bra holding on (barely) by a single strap, the other hanging beside your shoulder, instead of over your collarbone like always.

You two were in the Poseidon cabin trying to stay quiet. Capture the flag was going on outside but you two "called in sick" to get out of it. Percy was fighting every urge in his damn body to not pound up into you and fuck you stupid like usual. "P-percy..." you whimpered into his ear, trying to coax him into at least letting you move and ride him but he shook his head. "No, no, darling. The people outside will hear you...considering how loud you get~" he teased and you could feel his smirk against your shoulder. You pouted, pushing him away to hide your blush. He caught your hands, grabbing you at the wrists with one of his hands while the other one went to between your legs, flicking meanly at your clip making you jump.

"What would Daddy Zeus think of this, hmm?" He whispered into your ear, his thumb pressing down onto your pearl and he laughed out breathily as he felt your walls clamp down onto him. You gripped his shoulders, little waves of pleasure trilling up your spine with every press of his thumb against your clit.

"P~ ahn- Percy..." He heard your little whimpers and he smirked, putting more pressure to feel your thighs shake on either side of his hips with your warm walls squeezing around him, almost pulling a moan from his throat.

You gripped his hair on the nape of his neck, trying to ground yourself a bit. Your stomach coiled and your hips began grinding almost absentmindedly against him. Percy felt it; the drag of your velvet walls brushing against cock. You half expected him to stop you, but he began to guide you into a steady pace with his hands on your hips. His thumb never stopped its pressure on your clit, the pressure making your hips jerk every once in a while. The coil in your stomach felt like bursting and he felt it in the shiver on your thighs and the way your walls would clamp down on him. "Not yet." He squeezed your hips, forcing your pace to falter and become slower. "Can't have you getting tired that fast, darling~." He whispered into your ear, his lips brushing against the shell of your ear.

It was going to be a long night...

[signanothername]

And then you have the people who gets Ink's most neurodivergent traits to demonize him. I legit saw people going ''Ink canonically has a hard time understanding social interaction so that most obviously mean that he would be HORRIBLE to everyone already him!!'' like............girl (gender neutral)....

PLZZZZ DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT HDHXHXHDH

But yeah, people can’t handle characters with bad social understandings, they immediately demonize them </3

Like god forbid a character not be an absolute fucking angel with zero flaws hxhxhxh

(Dw feel free to call me girl, boy, dude, pal, bro,etc, nothing bothers me <333)

[weemietime]

These Nazi chucklefucks snooping my bio to call me an insane person, tell me to take my meds, and that I'm a liar LOL. And we were all shocked that literal Nazis -- cheering "gas the Jews" and posting their "social justice activism" of regurgitating actual IRGC propaganda and supporting the genocidal Houthis -- are also ableist 🙄😂

and then they have the GALL to ask why I won't have a detailed and nuanced conversation (read: why won't u just agree with me that Israel should be destroyed 😳😳😳) about fucking Israel and Palestine.

Bro can't even admit that Hezbollah killing the equivalent amount of Israeli civilians is wrong yet scree "ur deflecting" when I bring it up in response to the pager attack after ranting about Nelson Mandela, South Africa, the Lebanese civil war and Palestinians.

Plzzzz, snoop my bio harder and take personal things I've shared and use them to try and cause me pain and suffering while wondering why I won't "respond to ur questions about Palestine." dude really said "ur bio reads like fanfiction" because I said "I'm a survivor of human trafficking" LMAO. Yeah man that single sentence is so unbelievable!!!

most hinged terrorist supporter. Honestly these idiots truly cannot understand it, I constantly get people barfing and screaming about how I'm ACAB EXCEPT FOR ISRAEEELLLL and how could I possibly be an ANARCHISTTTT if I support Jewish safety and indigenous rights like they don't comprehend that having a homeland and self determining there is separate from having a state.

Then goes omg what do u think about Israel supporting south Africa as if it is some kinda magical gotcha that will prove I'm a hypocrite. Fun fact, what the Israeli government does is actually irrelevant to my belief in Jewish safety! I bring up these equivalent circumstances not to justify Israeli actions but to PROVE that for you people, for you Nazis, you actually don't give a shit about what the IDF does. You don't care.

Because if you really cared about ethnic cleansing, genocide, terrorism, colonialism, apartheid, etc. Then you would oppose those things when they happen to Jews. You wouldn't post Tik Toks saying that the Houthis (who perpetrated a genocide) are based or waiting for khomeini (who colonized Iran) to destroy Israel. You wouldn't post support for the PPC claiming the uyghers aren't going through the stages of genocide lol.

So no, I don't have any intention of talking to you about how I oppose Israel's actions. Because you have proven that you would simply use this as justification to kill Jews. When you support Hamas, an organization who has vowed to annihilate every single Jew around the globe and to expel them from their homeland, you lose the right to fucking nuance from ME, bro.

And you Especially lose it after making fun of me personally, mocking me, and accusing me of writing "fanfiction" like a single sentence qualifies. You fucking moron.

[oddmawd]

it's another "mawd's fucking around with polls" moment

i hope to god it's someone i already have an idea for....

.....but i have ideas for all but 3 of these dudes so chances are good unless you guys spam the "OTHER" option LMAOOOOO

[eupdosia]

I will cry / my conspiracies

where is my sweet tooth hyperfix guys at (spoilers be warned)

guys. guys cmon. plz. i have been SO SO SO addicted to sweet tooth. i love the show, i love tiger and bears relashionship until yknow last episode season 2, i have been addicted to sweet tooth since i can remember, but i only know TWO irl friends who have watched it before. (one is a random polish boy in my class who i forced to watch it) ((he still did)), i love bear & wendy’s sisterhood, i love tommy and i love johnny abbot. this is mostly just a rant post i don’t even know how tumblr works lowk downloaded it only 30 mins ago max.

i have a conspiracy that um johnny abbot is still alive, maybe i love him too much to get over his so called ‘death’ but DUDE. hear me out yall, okay, so, at the end of s2 when tommy was talking about like all the shit ppl lost n allat and talking about aimee etc etc, y’know the parts where they showed everyone who died in that episodes grave? yknow? the sight of the last men and the animal army when they fought at their homebase ye? basically everyone who died and allat? well tell me why they didn’t even show johnny. no grave, not even his body, NOTHING. sure it showed his gutair but what is THAT supposed to mean?? like i know there was obvious signs he ‘died’ when his brother shot him (f u) BUT what if he was saved by dr. singh when he came after gus, tommy & wendy & becky left? what if he found johnny? i know it’s very unlikely but atp i do not care. i need this man to have some respectful funeral in some way so badly, i miss him sm he lowk deserved more than what he got. i love him and all he wanted to do was go HOME. 💔 like johnny no don’t cry please i love you plzzzz sigh.

also i love you birdie please don’t be dead even tho u caused liek family trauma basically and you MIGHT have been the reason the whole world died :P, love you bae 💕 c u in alaska 🤫

anyway any sweet tooth fans out there hmu cuz i’m craving a conversation rn

[destieltaggedfic]

plzplz plzzzz are there any good fics w sam and cas being bffs :33 like gossiping abt dean and sam is like girl what do u see in him

like if cas tells sam he’s in love w dean he asks sam his thoughts and sam’s just like “and prayers dude 😐”

A little bit of lol at this because I don't really see them as being besties within canon - work colleagues/in-laws are more how I see them, but there are definitely fic out there where they have or develop a friendship of their own and Sam tries to help out Cas with his "Dean" problem.

Supernatural As Told by Me: If Cas Was Always There [Series] - NotDeadYet1214   Ao3

Set S1 AU.  After a night trapped together in a book shop, Dean and Cas (who spent the time telling each other everything and in Dean’s case including hunting) can’t forget about the other, so Dean turns up back in town and asks Cas if he’d come on the road with him and his brother.

Word Count: 195k                            Graphic Sexual Acts

Our Bodies Possessed by Light - Obstinatrix   Ao3

Set S7.  After ingesting (and setting free) all the purgatory souls, Jimmy’s vessel is no longer strong enough to contain Cas.  Sam agrees to be a temporary fix for the angel.  This of course raises some complications with developing feelings between Dean & Cas. (The sex doesn’t happen while Sam is the vessel)

Word Count: 40k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

The Power of Cupcakes - damaged_danzy   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  With Dean and Bobby off on a hunt, Cas asks Sam if he’ll help with something and Sam quickly realises that it’s a surprise for Dean.

Word Count: 1k                                 No Sex

And what a privilige is to love – Gxlyleo   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  When Dean leaves a bar with a girl on his arm, Sam is the one left to help Cas through his jealousy and despair that Dean will never want him like that.

Word Count: 5k                                 Non-Graphic Sex

Honestly, I Think it's Cute – PetrichorPerfume   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  When Sam corners Cas about the secret relationship he is obviously having with Dean, the angel begs him not to say anything because Dean is still very nervous about it.  Being a good friend he doesn’t.  Being a little brother however means he has to do something.

Word Count: 1k                                 No Sex

The Talk – mansikka   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  Last week, Sam had walked in on Dean and Cas and at first didn’t take it well until he found out that they had been together for 3 years without him noticing.  Today is a day out for him and Cas to make sure that everything is cool again.

Word Count: 6k                                 Non-Graphic Sex

[starsomens]

unrelated to that lovely ask, but I just wanna share something y'all reminded me of.

worked with a dude who tattooed his dick while drunk and says it's insurance for his wife, cause if he cheats he knows damn well she'll hear someone fucked a guy with a tattoo on his dick and there'll be no question it's him, so he can't.

LMAOFJWOD AAHAHXIDKSOF PLZZZZ AT LEAST HE WAS HONEST ????

[crispywinnergirl]

Kayla,Eliza and Ammy are three inseparable friends who met at middle school and have been together ever since. They did everything together at school and told each other everything, they had trust on each other and that made their friendship stonger.

During highschool they went to the school's summer night dance together. When one was approached she would first ask the other two what they think about the boy or girl who approached her. Sometimes they even missed class together, and would be punished together.

But......everyone has a weakness at some point that made them fight at some extent and they also had some insecurities.

For Kayla who was the first born in a family of seven kids she had alot on her shoulders and had to do everything so as not to disappoint her parents and all those back at home and that is what she was most insecure about, unlike her two friends she had a nice figured body; round breasts with nice tits, a big booty and a flat tummy ofcourse but not so beautiful face but you know most men are all about nice bodies and so she had most men on her tail.

For Eliza she had the most beautiful face and a perfect smile,but no booty or perfect round tits so she was just normal and she was mostly insecure about her body and same for Ammy who had fish shaped eyes.

Their story becomes interesting at university where they all managed to get into the same university and had the same major which was Electronics and Telecommunications engineering. At the first year of their studies they stayed in dft rooms in their hostels.

Eliza: Guys, I wanna cry right now.....how can they take us away from each other?!!

Ammy: I know right!!! Are they planning something against us?!! I am so scared!!!

Kayla: Maybe we should give some money to the dean and she may let us share a room.

Ammy:Is that possible? We should do it!

Eliza: Maybe we should just stay in our rooms and when we meet in class we should gossip about our roommates, how about that?

Ammy: That is not a good thing to do, I like it!!! So we go to class and gossip about our loser roommates, okay?

Kayla: Okay, I thought you guys would not stand us being away for long but if it's what you want then it's okay, I'm in!

So they stayed in different rooms and during day in class they would just gossip about their roommates.

During practical training, Kayla was approached by a cute boy, his name was Gem and yes he was a total gem. Nice body, nice looks, good clothes taste and shoes ofcourse 😋. She fell and she fell harder. He was the captain of their course's football team and also had cute friends.

Eliza: You hit the jackpot bestie!! Gem is a total gem if I must say. He is nothing compared to all the losers you met in highschool except for your crush that you kept a secret.

Kayla: Dude!!!! Not a word to anyone about my cute crush,plzzzz!!

Eliza: Okay, I'll zip it but....

Kayla: What do you want??😒😒

Eliza: Money, duh!

Kayla: How much?!

Eliza: Enough for making my nails.

Kayla: Here, take it!! (hands over money angrily)

Eliza: I love youuuu!(kisses Kayla allover her face)

Kayla: Get off me!!!

Ammy: You should stop being manipulated by her or else she'll take all your allowance money from you.

They walked away to the cafeteria to have lunch. Sometimes they would even eat same foods.

At the end of the practical training, Kayla stepped away from the group for a while, she seemed distant and her friends did not like it.

Eliza: What is wrong with Kayla nowadays?😕

Ammy: I don't know it's like we look like losers to her since she got a boyfriend and we don't.

Eliza: Naaah, I don't think she would look down upon us just 'cause we are single.

Ammy: That's just what I was thinking but I bet not.

Eliza: Do you think we should talk to her instead of talking behind her back? She would be upset if she found out.

Ammy: Sure, whatever 🙄.

Ammy had no interest to talk to her. It seemed like Eliza was both Kayla's and Ammy's fav. It was like the friendship btn Ammy and Kalya was brought by Eliza.

At night in Eliza's room they met to talk.

Kayla: What is this about you guys? It looks you wanna interrogate me. Did I do something wrong ?!

Eliza: No, we just missed you coz you have been a little distant from us these days.

Kayla: Have I? I am so sorry guys, it's just that Gem is an amazing boyfriend. I think that's why......

Ammy: I told you it's b'coz of her boyfriend! I am not doing this!!!(leaving the room).

Kayla: Did I do something wrong?! Why is she angry?

Eliza: She thinks that you see us as losers now coz you got a boyfriend but I think that's not it. Right?

Kayla: No way!! You guys are my best friends and I don't think that you are losers. It's just that I need to spend alot of time with Gem coz I love him.

Eliza: I get it. I'll talk to Ammy, I think she's on her period ( making signs that she is confused).

Kayla: Yeah, I get it do that please.

Kayla remained in Eliza's room to take a nap, Gem called.

Kayla: Hey?

Gem:Hi. Why do you sound so down did something happen with your girls?

Kayla:No, it's all good. I am just sad ,Ammy had some issues and I was not there to help her.

Gem: Do you want to stay with them tonight? I can cancel our date if you want.

Kayla: No baby, it's the last day of practical training I can't let you have the bed all to your self. I'll sort things with my friends and I'll be there by 8.

Gem:'kay babe. I'll wait for you.

Kayla: okay hun.

Gem hanged up and Kayla took a nap. Ammy was angry at Kayla 'cause she seemed not to care about them anymore.

Ammy: She doesn't give a fuck about us!!

Eliza: Don't say that outloud she might hear you and feel bad.

Ammy: Why do you care if she feels bad? We also feel bad!

Eliza: I care 'cause she is my friend and I love her and I also love you that's why I want you to ease your anger.

Ammy: Why did you even have to let her be our friend at first while it was only the two of us??! Huh?!!

Eliza: Are you for real?!! Come on, you don't mean that.

Ammy: Oh hell yeah I mean whatever the fuck I am saying!! She came btn us and made you choose her over me!! Admit it!!

Eliza: What the fuck is wrong with you?!! You don't mean that!!

Ammy: Eliza, I know you like her more than me, just say it!!

Eliza: You know what, FUCK YOU AMMY!!!

Eliza walked away angrily and left Ammy lamenting to herself.

That night Gem took Kayla to a date,it was perfect; they had alot of fun and even did alot of things.

They ate a late night ice cream and a drive in movie. That night they decided to sleep off campus. They booked a room in a guest house to sleep for the night.

Kayla: You must be sleepy...

Gem: Not really, I was worried about you thinking you might wanna sleep.

Kayla: I took a nap in the afternoon, I am fine.

Gem: Then should we drive to campus? (approaching Kayla's lips and lifting up her chin)

Kayla: You are so naughty( giggling)

They started making out and reached at the stage of having sex.

Gem: Are you sure??

Kayla: Get on with it, I'm sure.

Gem wore a condom and got into business.

They slept at almost dawn very tired 😫 .

At noon they were ready to leave and head back to university. Kayla was very shy the whole way, she barely looked at Gem in the eyes. Gem just smirked and held her hand and kissed it.

Back in her room, Kayla found Eliza sleeping.

Kayla:Girl! Why are you sleeping right now?

Eliza:Oh,hi! Where have you been all night? I waited for you!

Kayla:ooh, I'm so so sorry! I was out with Gem and had no idea that you'd be waiting for me.

Eliza: I hope you guys had a lot of fun.

Kayla: We had so much fun!! We even had......

Eliza: No!! I don't wanna hear it! You guys had sex?!!

Kayla: You know it! ( blushing)

Eliza: You gave that guy your v-jay?!

Kayla: Yeah, and it was perfect.

Eliza: Do you realize thet you gave that guy your virginity?!!

Kayla: Yeah, should I have given it to you? 😁Is that why you waited for me the whole night, tou also wanted my virginity?🤣🤣

Eliza:You think it's funny? I am worried sick about you since Gem started dating you and you're laughing?!!

Kayla: I am sorry but there's nothing to be worried about. He is perfect and he would never hurt me.

Eliza: How can you be so sure about that? These guys are all DICK HEADS!!

Kayla: Girl, not my man. I am telling you he would never hurt me.( smiling).

Eliza: Don't be so sure though, they change once they got the v-jay. I am telling you, don't come to me crying. ( leaving the room).

Kayla: I'll be fine.( sings happily 😊)

The next day practical training ended and everyone left to their homes. Kayla saw that Eliza and Emmy were leaving separately.

Kayla: Ammy?( holding her hand) why are you guys not leaving together?

Ammy: Let go of me!!( walked off angrily)

Kayla: What did I do this time?!

Eliza: Don't worry, it's her attitude . You did nothing. Gosh, I can't stand her!!

Kayla: Lemme go and bid goodbye to Gem then I'll come and we'll go together to the bus station.

Eliza: 'kay.

Kayla went to Gem.

Kayla: Hey you...

Gem: Hey gorgeous!

Kayla: Stooooop! ( blushing)

Gem: What? You are delicious 😋.

Kayla:oh God! I just came to tell you goodbye and see you next semester.

Gem: Okay delicious 😋, see you next sem.( kissed her neck)

Kayla:Byeee! ( walked away shyly).

Kayla and Eliza headed together to the bus station and each took different buses home.

On reaching home, Eliza and Emmy didi not speak to each other for the rest of the holiday while Gem and Kayla called each other everday and sexted sometimes, their relationship was so ON FIREEE🔥.

The holidays were longer then expected and either Eliza or Ammy spoke to each other and so the three friends became distant because even Kayla and Eliza barely talked and for Ammy she wanted nothing to do with both of them.

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

Remember that picrew chain I was in? Made art of the little dude (used a base tho since I’m lazy. it’s a base that was already on the app tho so I don’t think I stole anythin:3)!! Hope y’all like them!

Before:

After!!:

@makotoscoffee @a-trench-coat-of-confused-worms @karamell-sweetz give me name ideas for her plzzzz

(Btw if ur wondering why he’s so tan in the art compared to the picrew it’s cause the website on my phone was glitching on the skin tone at the time I made them, and this was the tone I wanted at the start :33)

Hope you like her!!

[banned-for-horny]

DUDE I got to the sex dungeon w Robin bc I chose NOT to pay Bailey and BRHEISJANANAN

When we got to the double penetration machine where you can tell them to increase the speed/strength on Robin and I chose to purposely increase it for him just TO SEE IF HE HAS A REACTION and ofc he did obvs but

When we got back to the dungeon and I talked w him

HE LASHED OUT ON ME N GOT LOUD W ME

TALM BOUT “SOME PROTECTOR YOU ARE!!”

BRONEJEJWJWJWJ bro that scene WQS so HOT.

I HAD TO REPLAY IT A COUPLE OF TIMES

Omg plz lash out at me more plz yell again at me Robin plz plz it was so hot beg for me to forgive u PLZZZZ I NEED MORE SCENES LIKE THIS.

okay ty!! I just wanted to share this hope ur having an okay day!! mwa

i had to inhale and calm myself because i dont think i EVER tested that scene and that just means i NEED IT.

ROBIN SNAPPED? ROBIN YELLED AND GOT PISSED?

Not only is that Hot but also perfect fuel for fuct!robin oh man ohhhhhh

[thoughtsthatarehardtoexpress]

I have decided I need to scream about this series so I am going to here.

Top omfggg damn dude like leave the poor inexperienced virgin alone. Boston really miscalculated here smh. He was like mew will not like you at all etc etc but here we are with flustered mew who likes tops attention. They are all such messes man. Boston really left to get his dick wet, also like was he jealous of top hiting on mew damnn.

Sand my dudee call the club manager or something rather then driving the drunk ass person home but you do you i guess. Ahhh great top and mew back at mews place. Great point mew does he even know you enough to say what suits you or doesn't. Top dude when someone says no its better to just back off rather then proceed again.

Sidenote dude forcebooks chemistry is definitely 🔥 . Top really is sooo fucking sly ughhh. Mew really portrays what all majority virgin people feel tbh I get you my dude. Sand dudee you took him to your own house seriously wow. Then cut to boston fucking the dude from 2gether and nick jerking off to bostons nude pic. These people are soooo messsyyyyyy. Ray if someone sleeps with you when you are this drunk then I dont even think you can consent to it. Top following mew to bookstore just greattt. Why are boston and such fuckboys like damnnn.

Brooooo nickk wtff. Wow I am flabbergasted. You really took a selfie in your supposed "customers" phone damnn these messy ass people wow.

Nick is really a fucking fool huh. Not boston being jealous of mew getting tops attention like dude plzzzz. Ray being jealous as well great. Top is such a asshole tbh like he just sees mew as a conquest as well. The only person in this whole show I like so far is just sand and like he is such a wholesome character in this whole mess of characters. Onto next episode we go

[find-the-devil]

Hello how are you ! May I be added to that Ennis dude story plzzzz

ennis dude story <3 yes of course im so flattered <3 glad that you enjoy!! welcome!!