#during the finale maxwell gets cornered by cutter and kepler and jacobi comes charging in
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Realized the 'shoot the gas line' bit of the Alien Minkowski AU is just me revisiting my perennial theme of why are there guns in space. It always comes back to that.
#during the finale maxwell gets cornered by cutter and kepler and jacobi comes charging in#only for cutter to be like ah daniel! just the man I was hoping to see#shoot alana for me <3#and kepler who is still being a huge dick about surrogates but is even less thrilled about the genocide he just learned about#is like jacobi (threatening)#while jacobi's like oh no i am not taking orders from *you* anymore#and maxwell who has been watching his line of sight goes it's ok daniel. take the shot#and he does and clips her arm and more importantly hits the gas line behind her#because you should not have guns in space!!!#after they flee the scene maxwell is probably grumbling that if SHE was a cool alien clone she could just regenerate this bullet wound#jacobi: did you want me to shoot you in the head? do you want to fucking die??#i have been alive for 2 weeks and I spent them playing parcheesi#meanwhile cutter goes to confront minkowski and lovelace and fucks up in the exact same way again#bc his weakness is the power of friendship and also this harpoon i found#minkowski's gut wound is a lot less dire though#wolf 359
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