#incorrect quotes doctor who

[expectiations]

River: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot River: the Doctor and the Master use that line as a jump rope River: sometimes I do that too

[demigod-or-almost]

Doctor: why do people think you're dating?

Master: because we're.

Doctor: we are?

Master: we've been dating for six months.

Doctor: are you serious?

Master: I am.

Doctor: ...

Doctor: cool.

[lovelyinspiration1463]

This is my pièce de résistance. I've peaked.

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

[zukkaart]

Ozai: We engineered a psychopath to kill you

Sokka: Totally married him

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[franticraven]

[moonah-rose]

Donna: Me and Shaun are off out for tonight! Doctor, you're in charge.

Fourteen: Yes!!

Donna, whispering to Rose: You're secretly in charge.

Rose: Obviously.

[headcanonsandmore]

*At the next companion support group* Donna Noble: So, the Doctor bi-generated into two forms! One's gone off in the TARDIS to continue adventuring, and now the other one's having a nice, quiet life with me and my family. All nice happy ending for us all. Yasmin Khan, about to snap her phone in half: They f*cking did WHAT-

[melbush]

Wild Blue Yonder (2023)

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: Does sarcasm help?

Damian: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

[expectiations]

River: don’t panic, I have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this Bill: don’t you mean tricks? the Doctor: no, she doesn’t River, taking dagger out of sleeve: no, i don’t

[terry-perry]

Y/N: God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he's doing whatever the hell he wants and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that. Charlie: Y/N- Y/N: When you love the Radio Demon, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, Alastor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me! (Turns around and locks eyes with Alastor) Y/N: ... Alastor: Hello sweetie...

POV: You're Alastor's estranged partner who hasn't seen him in the 7 years he was gone and visited the hotel when you heard the rumors he was staying there.

[everlastingautumn23]

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Rose: Have you got any hidden talents, Doctor?

Ten, thinking: Uhm... I can cry on command. Does that count?

Rose: Absolutely! It's a show of your acting skills!

Ten, shaking his head: No, it's nothing to do with acting. I'm just constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown.