#dyn: alice x ryan

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Alice: You know what i've realized?

Ryan: That some thoughts are better unsaid?

Alice: Nice try, anyways-

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Alice: Look, you and I want the same thing. So it seems like we’re going to have to work–

Ryan: Near each other.

Alice: Don't you mean together?

Ryan: Don't make this harder then it already is.

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Ryan: What's wrong with you?

Alice: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself, but still think I’m better than everyone.

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Alice: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Ryan: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Alice: I've never heard you laugh before.

Ryan: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Ryan: I hope you have the day you deserve.

Alice:

Alice: I don't know if that's a compliment or a threat.

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Ryan: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma

Alice: thank you

Ryan: I didn't say that was a good thing

Alice: What i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny.

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Ryan: [Walking in to a room] Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

[Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder]

Alice: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

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Alice: Can I ask you a question?

Ryan: Can I stop you?

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Alice: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered "wrong"?

Ryan: People die when you have fun.

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Alice: Help me!

Ryan: I'm not helping you.

Alice: Why not? Is this because I left to find Ocean?

Ryan: Yes. It was our last interaction.

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Alice: Hey, I know exactly what I’m doing. Have a little faith in me will you?

Ryan: I have "faith" in my fist meeting your face.

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False Face Guy: [to Alice and Ryan] i really like this "good guy, bad guy" thing you guys got going on.

Alice: Oh, it's not an act. It's just i'm mean and Batwoman isn't.

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Alice: Who are you?

Ryan: An enemy of yours.

Alice:

Alice: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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Ryan: We know all about your diabolical plan.

Alice: What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know h--

Ryan: [holds up a 50 page manual titled "My Diabolical Plan, by Alice"]

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Ryan: I'm going to kill you!

Alice: That would have been intimidating if you were, well, intimidating.

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Ryan: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Sophie: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Alice: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.