#eatig seaweed right now. gonna eat some more i think

[scariercnidaria]

Gotta do izzy for the ask game

YEAH YOU GOTTA

~ on the works better as a dynamic one because. Man he does not function on his own he simply doesnt. ergo without being part of a dynamic he literally doesnt work at all... hes gotta be yelling at someone or being yelled at like when hes on his own i imagine he just sits there shaking

hes such a bitch hes girlbossing hes wifecoded. Do you think izzy hands had girl power. Do you think he effectively utilised girl power by attempting to murder stede bonnet. ofmd doesnt(?) pass the becdel test so liking izzy is the closest thing to feminist praxis that you lot get. suck my dick hes so gender

ALSO hes sooooo autistic and transgender and if you hate him it sbecause youre ableist and transphobic

id say that idk why im Like This about izzy but its. its because i literally made the decision to actually watch the show in the split second i saw con oneill in a gifset (im so sorry gay people fans but theres something wrong with me [doesnt watch shows {gayer than you}]) (its not my fault im like this i literally only go here because one of my friends was gay for con oneill and now i am too)

HE WANTS TO BE BETTER HE JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW!!!!!1

hes so fuckin polarising he does something to my brain. i hate him i love him i love to hate him i love to love him ill just be sitting there understimulated at work and my brain just starts going "<3 izzy hands <3"

WHY DO YOU HATE HIM (knows exactly hwy, feels the same even) KILLING AND MAIMING MAIM BITE RIP TEAR KILL

ohhhh hes a bug in my microscope ohhhh i dont have to defend him cause fuck you ohhhhhhhhhh im kissing him so gently on the forehead/mouth/pussy. genuinely blackbonnet doesnt compell me nearly as much as little pathetic little man cause like i said theres something wrong with me. also the porn is fantastic