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NSFW Headcanons~ Eddie Birdlace

(My gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- Eddie’s had quite a bit of experience but not in the way you’d expect. He’s slept with women before but none of; or at least very few of them, have done it for free; if you’re catching my drift. So while he does know what he’s doing when it comes to sex, he’s a bit inexperienced when it comes to the feelings that are usually involved. 

- Eddie likes oral just as much as the next guy but when it comes to you, he definitely prefers giving rather than receiving. He’ll sometimes have flashbacks to the deals he’d strike with his buddies and a “working girl” and be filled with a weird, somewhat irrational guilt which makes him occasionally; subtly, turn down a blowjob. 

- While that reasoning may not seem the most romantic, I’ll assure you that he does just genuinely enjoy going down on you; even if he’s not the most experienced with it. He takes the time to learn and grows to love hearing the noises you make and the way your fingers grip his hair or the way your thighs squeeze around his head. 

- Foreplay is sort of a new experience for him but he likes it. He enjoys being able to take his time and enjoy your company, admiring your body and lovingly making sure you’re ready for him. 

- He’s endearingly nervous and awkward when it comes to you; at least during your first few times together, but there’s always an undeniable, deep yearning between the two of you. You can see that he’s unsure of his next move but it still sends a wave of heat through you every time he comes near. 

- If it had to be decided, then he would be the dom in your relationship but there really aren’t any roles when the two of you have sex. You just do what feels right. 

- He usually takes things slow when you’re sleeping together. He’s used to being forced into the smartass, macho marine role, but with you, he doesn’t have to be like that. He can enjoy just being himself and being with you and showing you how much he genuinely cares for you. 

- The two of you will oftentimes make love rather than just fuck. Sometimes, things might be more sweet and playful but it’s always loving and it’s hardly ever rough in any way.

- The only time that he would be somewhat rough is when he’s jealous and even then, he’s not nearly as rough as you’d imagine. He tends to just move a lot quicker and maybe have a tight grip on some part of you, or pin your wrists by the sides of your head. 

- Although, he occasionally likes to move fast just to hear you laugh or squeal. It never fails to make him smile/laugh as well. 

- Like I said before: you’ll occasionally get a bit more playful. There’ll be a lot more giggling/smiling and you’ll roll around the bed and tease each other more. It’s in those moments that he thinks to himself about how happy he is with you and how he’s finally found “his girl”.

- The two of you usually do it in missionary position. He’s not all that impressed with crazy positions, he’d much rather be able to see your face and have the two of you be comfortable and close. 

- Cuddling sex where your arms are wrapped around each other and your leg is hitched over his. He’ll hold you by the waist, hip or thigh and slowly drive his hips into yours, liking the way your nails dig into his back when he begins to move. 

- He’s pretty vanilla. He sort of just enjoys sweet, normal sex with you.

- He doesn’t really have a choking kink but he does have a thing for keeping his hand wrapped around your throat, he just doesn't squeeze.

- His stroke game? On point. He knows exactly how and where to move to make you quiver around him.

- Kisses pressed all across your face. Your forehead, eyelids, ear, nose, side of the mouth, etc. You don’t think there’s a place on your face that his lips haven’t touched. 

- His forehead pressed against yours. After he’s finished sponging kisses across your whole face, he’ll lean down and connect your foreheads, closing his eyes and basking in the moment.

- Things are generally pretty quiet between the two of you. Neither of you make a lot of noise besides the occasional soft moan or short check ins/praises. 

- He likes being able to show you that you don’t have to be insecure and insisting that he loves and thinks every part of you is beautiful. 

- He’s all about consent, even when you’re already in a relationship and its obvious that he would have it. He always slows or stops when he doesn't think you’re into it, asking if you’re alright or if you want him to do something else. 

- He’s always eager to make you feel good so he’ll always respond to the noises or faces that you make. The moment he hears you moan; or moan particularly loud, he’ll glance back at your face and repeat the action, looking closely at the way your expression changes.

- Long, intimate reunions. The two of you can spend whole nights “together” when you haven’t seen each other for a while. 

- After the war, he might have a bit of trouble with his leg so the positions you normally use might change. He’d probably try to do things like normal but buckle awkwardly and throw himself down beside you in a huff. Then you’d shyly climb on top of him, assuring him its alright and distracting him with kisses while you “take care of everything”.

- He’s average sized: not too big, not too small. 

- He always carries a condom or two in his wallet so you’ll never have to worry; even though you usually only do it in your/his bedroom where there should be at least a few lying around. 

- He never thought he’d enjoy aftercare as much as he does when he’s with you. Regardless, he’ll go grab you some water without you even having to ask before tugging on his boxers and crawling back into bed with you. He’ll hug you close and the two of you will sometimes talk a bit before you fall asleep wrapped up in each others arms. 

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Meeting and Dating Eddie Birdlace

(My gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(I can’t promise that these are historically accurate. Also, I didn’t really change Eddie and Roses first date because I love that sort of ‘do whatever looks fun’ kind of date.)

- You met Eddie while he was getting his military physical. You were working as a nurse, giving different exams to the soldiers when he was first ushered to your station. The instant he saw you he blurted out something akin to “Jesus Christ” because dear lord you were an angel.

- Poor you had to deal with all four B’s in a row, but you had to admit that you didn’t mind dealing with Birdlace... mainly because he was speechless for a hot minute, unsure of what to say to a girl like you. He needed to make a good first impression, think, think, thi—

“You have nice eyes.” Great job Einstein. Even though he was internally cursing at himself, you seemed to think it was somewhat endearing.

“Well thank you. Perhaps we should check if you do too.” You joked as you led him over to the eye examinations.

- Now that the ice was broken he finally tried to “work his magic”, complimenting you and trying to make conversation. It was really quite hard to concentrate on what you were doing. So finally you just pressed a finger to his lips and asked if you agreeing to go out with him would make him stay quiet. He smiled and pretended to zip his lips, finishing his exam without a hitch.

“What time do you get to leave here?” He asked after you were finished writing down his results. You stifled a laugh and told him to pick you up from your house at six.

- He may or may not have arrived half an hour early and literally beat you there. Although to be fair, it was kind of nice coming home to a handsome man, holding flowers he bought for you on your front step. Good thing you only really needed to change your clothes and touch yourself up.

- For your first date, the two of you went on a nice little adventure around town. You sort of just wandered and talked until you found something you wanted to do, did it, then wandered some more. It was still the best date you’ve ever been on even if, in theory, it might not sound the greatest.

- Your first kiss is that same day, or rather night by the time you get back home. You’re standing on your front step with him, not really wanting to part from each other but knowing you have to since you have work in the morning. The two of you are just kind of muttering to each other, getting a bit closer inch by inch until he finally closes the distance and presses a soft kiss on your lips.

- ...Which prompted you to invite him inside. And, well, let’s just say he’s spent many nights (and days) there ever since.

- In his eyes you’re a proper lady and he wants to treat you like one so he tends to keep his pda light. Little touches, handholding, quick kisses, laying his head in your lap or having you lean your head on his shoulder, things like that.

- He likes being able to call you “his girl” especially to other people. Another common nickname is darling but he usually uses it sarcastically or when he’s overacting.

- The flattery king. He’s constantly complimenting you and occasionally trying to butter you up.

- Arcade dates.

- Going to different diners together.

- Forehead kisses, nose kisses, eyelid kisses, corner of the mouth kisses, head kisses, just so many kisses, he doesn’t stop. And hell you don’t want him to.

- He thinks you deserve only the best and he’s determined to give it to you.

- He thinks you’re an angel and that the world doesn’t deserve you. Whenever you get upset/insecure he’ll tell you that and you’ll just have to believe him because he isn’t one for poetic shit like that.

- He tries to act like a gentleman when you’re around, holding open doors for you and pulling out your chair.

- Although he isn’t great at it, he does try to stop cursing in front of you even if you don’t particularly have a problem with it.

- In theory, he’s pretty good with the ladies, but when it really comes down to it he doesn’t know what you want. He always tries his best to think of things you’d like but he ends up second guessing himself at least once, wondering if it’s just a myth that women like this or that.

- If you ever get dressed up just know that you’ll make him nearly speechless. All he can say is the same compliment over and over, all the while laughing because he feels like a fool but doesn’t know what else to say.

- He’s very skilled at sneaking in through your window but the instant he gets inside he’s a bit of a clumsy bastard. You always have to make sure the areas clear because if there’s anything there he will trip.

- Late night walks and adventures.

- A lot of the time he just decides what you’ll do on the spot whenever you’re hanging out together.

- Early morning goodbyes.

- If you don’t have to get up early with him he’ll leave little notes on your pillow before he goes so that he can say goodbye without waking you.

- Going dancing.

- One day the two of you were on a walk and he just decided that anytime you passed a flower vender he’d buy you a bouquet. You ended up going home with your arms full of different kinds of colorful flowers. So yeah, getting flowers from him is a pretty common occurance.

- He’d honestly spend his last penny on you without a complaint. You have to make sure he isn’t going broke over you.

- Eddies kind of neurotic. He gets really into his emotions and whatever he’s doing so you’ll sometimes have to reassure him that everything’s okay and that whatever’s happening really isn’t a big deal.

- Hes constantly a man on a mission, always scheming and coming up with things on the spot. Sometimes it’s tiresome but most of the time it’s fun to be his “partner in crime”.

- You always have the time of your life with him.

- He always likes learning new things about you or feeing like he has a good grasp on who you are. He tends to ask a lot of questions about your interests and life, wanting to pinpoint what it is about you that drives him crazy.

- Showing each other different places/things that are important to you. It especially makes him happy when you do because he feels like it’s a sign of how important he is to you.

- Riding the bus and pointing things out to each other from the window.

- He demands people respect you. If they don’t he has no problem making a problem.

- He gets a little shy whenever you give him a compliment. He gives you a quiet little “thanks” as he tries to hold back his smile, his cheeks and ears turning a light shade of red.

- Calling him a “Jarhead”.

- Visiting playgrounds together late at night. The two of you usually just sit on the swings and talk.

- He likes playing with and stroking your hair whenever the two of you are relaxing together.

- Shy, chaste kisses that he just can’t stop giving you. He’s practically addicted to kissing you.

- His friends are pretty much just as bad with women as he is but they try to act decent around you because they can see how much Eddie likes you. They’re all secretly a bit jealous that he managed to score a girl like you.

- Eddie doesn’t fall for girls very often so if the two of you are dating then he’s really invested in you. That means whenever some guy tries to “act all friendly” with you he can’t help but see it as a threat to your relationship. You’re his dream girl, he isn’t gonna let some suave, proper little boy steal you away from him.

- There’s two kinds of jealous Eddie: the passive aggressive one and the just plain aggressive one. When he’s being passive aggressive he’ll act pleasant enough but there’s always this uncomfortable underlying connotation to his words and actions. He’ll “tease” the guy but it’s mostly just insults disguised as jokes and the narrowing of his eyes isn’t lost on anybody.

- Dealing with aggressively jealous Eddie is just as bad as you think it is. He will threaten someone, he will fight someone, and he will win. Although to be fair it is kind of hot when he’s all disheveled and panting after a fight but I digress.

- He’s good at diffusing the fights that the two of you get into, mostly because he never really means to start trouble and genuinely apologizes whenever he does so accidentally. If his usual apologies don’t work then he’ll let you take some time to cool off but will ultimately try his hand at apologizing again, always giving you the choice to brush him off.

- He goes through great lengths to make things up to you and get you to forgive him because he always feels so shitty about the situation; at least when it’s his fault. He can definitely hold a grudge, even when it comes to you, so you definitely have to flat out apologize when you’re in the wrong, no dancing around it or waiting for him to just forget the fight ever happened.

- Long hugs. 

- Playing with his hands and tracing his tattoos. 

- Getting him to ease up on his drinking. 

- Occasionally feeling embarrassed when you’re out with him in public. To be fair, he has a bad habit of acting obnoxiously loud and rambunctious, especially when he’s on one of his revenge missions. 

- You kind of civilize him in a way, teaching him how to get respect and to let things go as well as any other skills he might have lost while in basic training or never had to begin with.

- Listening to his marine stories.

- Writing letters to each other when he’s deployed.

- Getting the surprise of your life when he shows up on your doorstep after the war ends, nervously holding his hat in his hands and nearly breaking down once he sees your face.

- Pulling him into a tight hug without a word.

- Kissing his scars and helping him with his leg whenever he needs it.

- He wants to see you get the most out of life and experience everything you ever dreamed of.

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Masterlist

A list of my old writing that you can request I revise

Song Prompts

Meeting and Dating Headcanons~

Pretty in Pink

Andie Walsh

Duckie Dale

Blane McDonagh

Steff McKee

Sixteen Candles 

Jake Ryan

The Lost Boys

Paul

Dwayne

Poly Lost Boys

Edgar Frog

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson

John Bender

Andrew Clark

The Outsiders

Sodapop Curtis

Dallas Winston

Two-Bit Mathews

Rumblefish

Steve Hays

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cameron Frye

Karate Kid

Daniel Larusso

Johnny Lawrence

Dutch

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli

Brad Hamilton

Better Off Dead 

Lane Meyer

Weird Science

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Dream A Little Dream

Dinger Holfield

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan 

Dating Poly Bill and Ted 

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya

Interview with the Vampire

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Children of the Corn

Malachai Boardman

National Lampoons 

Rusty Griswold (European Vacation)

Cant Buy Me Love

Kenneth Wurman

The Chocolate War

Jerry Renault

Archie Costello

The Mighty Ducks

Fulton Reed

Dean Portman

Adam Banks

Les Averman

Porkys

Brian Schwartz

Anthony ‘Meat’ Tuperello

Tommy Turner

Tim Cavanaugh

Mickey Jarvis

Just One of the Guys

Terry Griffith

Greg Tolan

Dead Poets Society 

Neil Perry

Todd Anderson

Charlie Dalton

Knox Overstreet

Steven Meeks

Earth Girls are Easy

Mac

Combat Academy 

Perry Barnett

Waynes World

Garth Algar

Austin Powers

Austin Powers

Toy Soldiers

Ricardo Montoya

Good Will Hunting

Chuckie Sullivan

10 Things I Hate About You

Joey Donner

My Bodyguard

Ricky Linderman

Melvin Moody

Stand and Deliver

Angel Guzman

Something Wild 

Ray Sinclair

Three O’Clock High 

Buddy Revell

Intruder

Randy

Young Guns

Jose Chavez y Chavez

Billy the Kid

Doc Scurlock

Dazed and Confused

Benny O’Donnell

Don Dawson

Kevin Pickford

Randall “Pink” Floyd

Fred O’Bannion

Mitch Kramer

Ron Slater

Shavonne Wright

Dogfight

Eddie Birdlace

Ladybugs

Matthew

Goosebumps

Sticks

Freddy Renfield

Twister

Robert ‘Rabbit’ Nurick

Stand by me 

Ace Merrill

School Ties

Rip Van Kelt 

Chris Reece

The Untouchables

Eliot Ness

The Godfather

Tom Hagen

(Young) Vito Corleone

(Old) Vito Corleone

Goodfellas

Henry Hill

Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour Krelborn

Newsies

Specs

Near Dark

Severen

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees

Scream

Billy Loomis 

Poly Billy and  Stu

Stu Macher

The Craft

Nancy Downs

Hocus Pocus

Max Dennison

Thackery Binx

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Adam Maitland

The Crow

Eric Draven

Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

Aliens

Bishop

An American Werewolf in London

Jack Goodman

Sleepaway Camp

Ricky Thomas

Re-animator

Herbert West

Silence of the Lambs

Clarice Starling

Fright Night

Jerry Dandridge

Candyman

Daniel Robitaille

The Evil Dead

Ash Williams

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Harvey Kinkle

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike

Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman

Joker

Animal Mother

Pyle

Preference~ the boys with an s/o whose ex stalks them

Grease

Kenickie

Labyrinth

Jareth

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid

Requested “Would Includes” and Imagines/Fics~

Darry falling for Johnny’s sister

Allison Reynolds dating a shy nerdy girl

Starting a family with Cameron Frye

Making out with Cameron Frye

Cameron Frye comforting you when you’re upset

Getting drunk with the Ferris Bueller crew

Gary Wallace dating a tall girl

George Mcfly with a dominant flirty s/o

Comforting and being comforted by Will Hunting

Will Hunting having a crush on you

Being apart of the good will hunting gang

Armand with a virgin s/o (including nsfw)

Lestat and Louis dating a girl who loves horror movies

Making out with Duckie Dale

Duckie Dale cheering you up

Cliff having a crush on you

Making out with Cliff

Making out with Bryce

Bryce having a crush on you

The Lost Boys with an s/o having an anxiety attack + fighting depression

The Lost Boys with a sweet and innocent s/o

The Lost Boys with a curvy mate

The Lost Boys fighting with their mates

The Lost Boys dating a shy short girl

The Lost Boys taking care of you when you’re hurt

Getting drunk with the Lost Boys would include

David x Laddies older sister

Making out with Edgar Frog

Being Married to Archie Costello

Going to the beach with Archie Costello

Making out with Archie Costello

Darrys girlfriend landing a job at a local cafe as a singer

Making out with Kenneth Wurman

Being Cindys friend and Ronalds crush

Harold Sherbico having a crush

Kim Kelly dating her polar opposite

Neil Perry dating an artist

Making out with Charlie Dalton

Jealous Charlie Dalton

Jealous Knox Overstreet

A study date with Steven Meeks

Spending the winter season with Neil Perry

Comforting Charlie Dalton after he gets expelled 

The dead poets walking in on Charlie and his secret, shy girlfriend 

Simon Boggs having a crush on Laneys friend

Faking It-Cindy Mancini falling for the girl who paid her to be her friend

Spike having a crush on you

Steff McKee having a crush on you

Marko having a crush on you

David having a crush on you 

Paul having a crush on you

Dwayne having a crush on you

Dwayne x vampire reader who dresses like Stevie Nicks

Making out with Keith Nelson

Meat having a crush on Peewees sister

Admit it- Mickey Jarvis and his future s/o having crushes on each other

Being a part of team USA and meeting Adam and Charlie

Dwayne Robertson having a crush on you

Sleepover with Bill and Ted (including nsfw)

Being pregnant with Ted Logans child

Starring in the schools Romeo and Juliet with Ted Logan

Ted Logan asking you to be his valentine

Spending Valentines day with Steff McKee

Spending Valentines day with Steven Meeks

Spending Valentines day with Keith Nelson

Spending your first Valentines day with Bryce

Wishing I Was Her (Nick Andopolis)

If You Want Out Just Say It (Ace Merrill)

Going on the Ferris adventure

Going on your own adventure with Cameron Frye

Making out with Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Travelling back in time with Marty McFly

Tommy Devito dating a chubby artist

Years Gone By (Michael Corleone)

Sonny Corleone dating his opposite

Phillipe Gaston x reader~ Fairy Tale 

Being Fulton's sister and Dating Dean Portman

Comforting Todd when he’s upset

Being married to Bill S. Preston Esquire

Being married to Ted Logan

Spending Halloween/October with Knox Overstreet

Making out with Knox

A will they, won’t they relationship with Seth Brundle

Falling in love with Edward Scissorhands

Dwayne Hicks with an Android!Technician s/o

Private Joker dating an artist 

Jareth falling in love with you

Being married to Matt Hooper and going to Amity

The way you make me feel~ John Bender

Being in a long term relationship with JD

J.D. with a chronically ill s/o

Archie with a chronically ill s/o

Making out with Ted Logan

Archibald Craven falling in love

Andy Dufresne falling in love

Nsfw Headcanons~ 

Group sex with the lost boys

Sam Emerson

Threesome with Obie and Archie

Armand

Archie Costello

(sub) Archie Costello

Obie

Johnny Cade

Cameron Frye

Duckie Dale

Blane

John Bender

Randy (Intruder)

Joey Donner

Kenneth Wurman

Keith Nelson

The Dead Poets Kinks

Knox Overstreet

Charlie Dalton

Steven Meeks

Todd Anderson

Neil Perry

Gerard Pitts

John Bender taking your virginity

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Dinger Holfield

The Lost Boys

JD

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Benny O’donnell

Fred O’Bannion

Cliff

Bryce

Johnny Walker

George Mcfly

Brian Moreland

(sub) Perry Barnett 

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan

Randy Meeks

Michael Emerson

Nancy Downs

Ray Stantz

Egon Spengler

Spike

Angel Guzman

Sgt. Hartman

Brad Hamilton

Douglas Quaid

Chris (night of the creeps)

Sonny Corleone with a shy, virgin s/o

George Mcfly getting jealous and being dominant

Grease Monkey (Keith Nelson smut)

Sins of the flesh and matters of the heart (David x reader + Dwayne smut)