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[faridiit]

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[hedgehog-moss]

Some February photos 🤍 In the last one Pirlouit is taking a deep breath, getting ready to bray loudly enough to raise the dead. He's always so outraged when he can see me through the kitchen window preparing breakfast for myself, like a monster, while he still hasn't had his breakfast.

[cubbihue]

So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?

Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.

So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Peri's Assignment: [Previous] > [Next]

[3-aem]

women in stem hour lesson of the day rather than fumbling around trying to justify a line of thinking just tell ur male coworker he’s being condescending and to get to the point faster next time

[sans-guy]

Do I think Sebastian can swim

idk do you? yes i think he can swim/move on land just fine. maybe he's definitely faster in water, but he still has scales on the underside of his snake body (which is a sea krait thing and not a true sea snake thing) so he can use his snake muscles to slither around on land

[zazrichor]

deity of spring

[sainzinnorris]

williams racing tiktok. i know what you're doing. using the ferrari strategy. distracting us with the fact that you have a beloved american blorbo driver who is very adorable and hot too to distract us with the fact you screwed him over. it's not going to work (it's already working, I've watched that video more than I've touched grass)

[popcornkwantum]

:D I love Nicky so much

I'll be making these into (handmade) stickers and will be giving them out for FREE at both the upcoming Elfia event and at Heroes Dutch Comic Con (summer edition)

I actually don't think anyone from the Netherlands follows me on here but uuuhh if you do plan on going to one/both events, keep an eye out for someone in a badly made Taylor cosplay and you will be granted with one of these bad bois >:)

[funkle420]

ok also i wanna talk abt how the innies seem like maybe their personalities align more with how their outies were when they were younger? I feel like it would make sense that Helly was naturally more independent and clever (i mean she's still clever, but Helena uses it for evil). Irv was in the military and i think his dad was too so it would make sense that he was a rule-follower but it seems like his outie has become way cooler and disillusioned with age. Dylan's outie is very quiet and kinda seems like someone who's always dissociating (same, dude) but maybe when he was younger he was more lively. And Mark was a history professor, which i feel like connects to his defiance and his innie's natural ability to inspire people to rise up, but maybe when he was younger he was more like his innie usually is- a timid weenie who does what he's told.

other people and characters in the show have compared them to children, and while the innies clearly have adult brains they do have the naivety and impulse control (lack thereof) of kids, which is especially apparent in how irv and burt act around each other. or rather, they act like people who haven't experienced the stuff that, over time, makes people less likely to do what they want, or even be able to identify what it is they want, their minds have much fewer hypothetical obstacles between their Self and the actions they take. But also, that makes them easier to mold and indoctrinate, just like the kids who attend Egan boarding schools.

[elbdot]

How long will it take till El and Guzma start showing *CANON* feelings towards eachother?

*looks at planned story arcs* Ok so we have regular bonding shenanigans, then we have a vital Guzma arc in here, an El arc planned as well, plans for Season 3, scheduling time for comics between commission work and other projects, calculating... ...ah shit we'll be here for another 7 years again, won't we

[hows-itgoagain]

mashle au where lemon actually does more than like 2 things 💔💔

the thing about her magic is that (if it’s strength trained) it has SO MUCH POTENTIAL????

like, i feel like if she’d worked/trained with a dv or someone she could’ve made levios SO USEFUL

levios is already strong as is. when she puts the cuffs on mash in episode 2, she says the bonds are unbreakable. granted, mash breaks them immediately, but also that’s mash so he’s just like that. assuming that her cuffs truly are incredibly difficult to break with average strength and magic, the versatility she has would make her decently stronger than finn, and yet we don’t see any of that.

because, while on one hand, levios isn’t exactly an offensive magic, she’d still be INCREDIBLY useful working in a pair. alongside that, it’s likely she can control chains in general, meaning she could whoop some real ass using strong chains as weapons. even if she can’t do that, though, being able to temporarily detain an opponent for even just a moment and allowing her partner a window of time for attack could make the difference between life or death given the circumstances.

i understand she wasn’t with the group near the end due to being with mash, which is honestly very important that she was there bc ochoa’s bitchass would’ve given mash up the SECOND the guy with the dog showed up, and she was important for dealing with that guy in general, but like? earlier things?? she totally could’ve been a dv candidate?? the other 4 were all candidates, so why couldn’t she have been one?

watch her cuff a deadervant to avoid getting attacked or chased while getting a key! watch her whip a chain at someone’s crystal to eliminate them without even getting close! idk what she’d be doing when innozero showed up but she’d be doing something!!!!!

she could’ve gotten in fights! she could’ve WON fights!

it’s fine that her time in the magia lupus arc was spent being taken by abel. that works for the plot! she could’ve been caught off guard and captured! but she had opportunities for significance SO MANY TIMES later on and just. didn’t do anything.

it’s not like it’d affect anything negatively by her being a candidate either! frankly she had MORE reason for it than dot did. finn i get because of rayne, lance and mash are obvious, dot just?? was a candidate?? i guess?? his character motives in general have no real tie to becoming a divine visionary. on the other hand, lemon becoming a dv would have benefited her family SO MUCH, i think it’s quite likely she’d want to go for it. but she didn’t?

my point is, lemon had insane potential as a fighter and a significant character, and it’s absolutely tragic how disregarded she is. i get she wasn’t even supposed to exist in the first place, but DUDE. if you’re gonna write a female character, at least TRY to write her even REMOTELY as well as the rest of your cast??? hajime komoto my king i enjoy your work so so dearly but if (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO) you write another manga, learn how to write women!! it would benefit you so much!!!!!!

[t-u-i-t-c]

"You're running on your own, and that makes you slow."

[floorpancakes]

if only candy spilled out from the cracks where blood should be 🍫🍬🍭🧡💛💜💙

this is my favourite arc focusing on my favourite character so i had to prepare something while i had some free time between other things! ive been a big fan of higurashi for ages but im only just reading the original material through these streams, so discovering so much more depth about the series i love (especially with your amazing VA work and getting to see newbies' theories and what was cut from the anime) has been an absolute joy!

im not exactly the same as rena but something about her feels so relatable to me in a way i can't quite articulate. the most obvious surface-level aspect is my love for cute things, sweets, and collecting old forgotten things though, so i poured it into this piece. hope the artstyle gives that 2000s VN feel with a little original fancy touch added to her classic design (because i can’t resist the fashion design urge even for fanart lol)

keep up the amazing work, and to the first-timers in chat, I look forward to seeing what you make of the mystery of hinamizawa going forward! It'll only keep getting more exciting from here on out!

-melty

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

[icharchivist]

no shade to the person who said that bc they are probably reacting to people's own reaction but something kills me about "technique of literature analysis is overused these days on tumblr", like, should we change the entire way we do literature analysis because some has become has been.

"doylist vs wastonian is overused" the alternative is death of the author and we all know tumblr isn't capable to handle this one. they don't even know what death of the author means.

if you want to actually deeply analyse and engage with the text you're going to have to use the tools at your disposal.

"literature analysis technique is overused" having a hammer is overused but if you want to nail something, be it an argument or a shelf on the wall you're going to need it buddy, you can't just replace it with a screwdriver

[random-autie-fangirl]

Chara: I'm wanting everything to end instantly

Asriel: And I'm wanting to go on unchanging forever

🔥🔥🔥THE BEEF WITH LINEAR TIME SIBLINGS🔥🔥🔥