#eggman ask blog

[ask--eggman]

Happy Egg-father's day to the glorious egg shaped evil genius 🎉🎉🥚🥚🎉🎉

Yes, yes, I am the best father and daddy who has ever lived and ever will live!

[ask-the-eggmans]

So do you two have any new plans in the works? :]

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THAT PAGE IN-" -Stone

(A/N: Yes, this is a snapcube reference)

[askagentabanstone]

Saw this in the store, thought it looked like me🤣🤣🤣🤣 except the blue eyes...

[askthehedgehogs]

Shadow you can't just say Doctor Robotnik knows you're married to Sonic without what he thought of it. What was Robotnik's reaction!!!

Not gonna lie, pretty sure we won that fight ‘cause of my slip-up. Heh. Called Shadow my husband and it threw Eggman off so bad he literally forgot how to fight. It was hilarious.

More like embarrassing… luckily we didn’t let it throw us off.

The real worry is, now he knows, he’s probably gonna use it against us. I mean, he used to kidnap Amy all the time when he thought I had a thing for her. He’s been quiet lately, but there’s no way he’s not gonna try and use Shadow to get to me somehow.

That is why we were keeping things secret.

My bad!

[the-sonic-crew]

To Eggman: Your wife or Agent Stone?

Who says Stone isn't my wife?

[official-doctor-robotnik]

GREETINGS!

I am THE Dr. Ivo Robotnik, otherwise known as Dr. Eggman!

I know, I know, you all must be VERY excited by the existence of this blog. It IS about ME, after all, and I AM quite magnificent, if I do say so myself. Anyway, I figured I should write down some basic information for any newcomers.

• This blog has 4 different Eggmen behind it. Game!Eggman, Boom!Eggman, Movie!Eggman, and Snapcube!Eggman. The one currently writing is Game!Eggman. I'm the one who started this blog.

• I, Game!Eggman, plan to achieve World Domination & Roboticization. When I do so, I will create an empire known as The Eggpire. I also intend on replacing all species with robots and machines once I am in charge. That doesn't sound great, but believe me, life as a robot is far easier than being human. No conflict, no existential dread, no midlife crisis, no cringy phases — You just serve me! A much easier life, in my opinion! If this is something you believe would benefit the world... Join the Eggpire and follow me today!

• The other Eggmen on this blog have different goals to me. Movie!Eggman wants to dissect Sonic and achieve World Domination. Boom!Eggman just wants World Domination.

• Snapcube!Eggman was never meant to be on this blog. He is a hacker. We can't get rid of him. We don't know what the hell he wants. I wish I could tell you his motives.

• Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. is NOT welcome on this blog. I may be a villain, but I'm not a monster! Also I'm bisexual.

• My preferred pronouns are he/him.

• Sonic the Hedgehog fans are NOT welcome! That blue rodent should be shot and killed, I say. This is an ANTI-SONIC blog! I have SERIOUS beef with that disgusting creature. He better not try to interact, I may throw up!

• My IQ is INCREDIBLY high. I have FIVE PhDs. Which means I am always right. Don't try to argue with me ever. I have 70 alternative accounts and all of them WILL attack you.

• You may ask almost anything you want! Anything suggestive will be tagged with 'suggestive', so followers who don't want to see that should filter those tags. Additionally, when I say suggestive, I mean suggestive JOKES. Don't send something serious, I am NOT writing smut for you freaks. Go to a different blog or just ao3 for that.

• I met the other Eggmen after messing with the multiverse. Oops.

• FOLLOW ORBOT AND CUBOT NOW!!!

(OOC STUFF UNDER THE CUT)

• OOC: What universe Eggman is this blog? This blog features game Eggman, but also movie & boom! I will tag my posts with either game!eggman, movie!eggman, or boom!eggman. I haven't read any comics so I don't know the lore from those. Sorry!!! I'll try and answer asks about them as best as I can. ALSO EGGMAN IS BISEXUAL IN EVERY UNIVERSE BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL SNAPCUBE DUB. Stone is also now part of the boom universe. Posts with him will be tagged as "boom!stobotnik".

•OOC: Basic info on the person behind the blog? Hii! Not sharing my name so just call me 'Mod' if you need to. I use he/him, I'm pansexual & a trans man. Also I'm British (horrific I know). 16 yrs old so don't be weird towards me!!!!!!!

• Who owns the Orbot & Cubot blog? One of my awesome friends :)

• OOC: What's the lore? Here's a post explaining!

https://www.tumblr.com/official-doctor-robotnik/786726985740304384/hey-uhm-for-fanart-purposes-can-u-tell-me-all-the?source=share

• OOC: Any other tags? Asks will be tagged with "ask dr eggman", most Eggpire stuff with be tagged "this is totally not eggpire propaganda", bisexual posts will be tagged "woah hes bisexual i didn't know that", and posts that have Game Universe/Boom Universe stobotnik will be tagged "but like. stones there ❤️". There's also "Snapcube!Eggman" for whenever there's a snapcube reference. And ofc "ooc" for when I'm out of character. THERE'S ALSO A FANART TAG!!! It's just "fanart" to keep it simple lol.

That is all I have to say! Feel free to interact. I love all of you very very much <33333

[ask-theeggstonefamily]

“Hey, I’m Amy and this is my family! My papa, Stone, my dad, Robotnik, and my two siblings, Sage and Metal!”

Welcome to a blog dedicated to these sillies! Since this blog will double as an ask blog, feel free to ask questions! Do read the pinned post to see some basic rules!

There is an overarching story that will be happening within this blog, mainly taking the form of comics (in various states of done-ness) so look forward to that!

Do please be patient with me as this is the first time I’ve ever done an ask blog, so I am learning!

[huevos-diablos]

@huevos-diablos-no1fan

[huevos-diablos-no1fan]

Kandi bracelets 4 you and @huevos-diablos :D

Thank you so much!! I really enjoy the color schemes you’ve chosen 😊

[ask--eggman]

Happy birthday, doctor, hopefully you can finally destroy that hedgehog.

Ohoho! It's only a matter of when, not if! And I've got big plans!

[ask-the-eggmans]

What do Orbot and Cubot think of Agent Stone?

They love him!

[askagentabanstone]

Made my son (Metal) into a coffee! I figured I'd put something cute on the Doctor's latte this morning! ☺

[askthesonicgang]

Code red! Shadow, Sonic and Tails in trouble! *flares alarm for everyone else*

*After a few minutes they all arrive*

*In the meanwhile, Sonic and Shadow are locked in together in a very romantic room?*

Shadow: What is this? *He picks up a few rose petals*

*A TV turns on revealing Robotnik on it*

Eggman: Sonic, Shadow! Welcome to your room! Since your courting hasn’t happened fast enough, I decided to take matters into my own hands!

*Sonic and Shadow both blush*

Sonic: What??

Eggman: You two are making me another weapon!

*Shadows eyes widen and he faces the wall, embarrassed to look at Sonic*

Sonic: We’re not really the inventor type? Tails is in that tube though. You can try with him.

*Shadow whispers into Sonic’s ear*

Sonic: OH SHI-

Eggman: Is my data wrong? Metal told me you two were dating!

Sonic: I- uhh…

*The door is broken down by Amy’s hammer*

Sonic: Oh thank Gaia!

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this part was just for the sillies guys!

[the-sonic-crew]

Stone, please come home

The kids miss you

Doctor? 🥺

I never left, I don't think? Where did I go??