#elderly bullies

[dailygasterdoodles]

my contribution to this trend

[punkgemjasper]

Now taking lines to say to spam callers because I am 110% done with their incessant calling, it's like one to two calls a day trying to get money I don't have and being threatening (one guy sounded like he was going to order a hit out on my fucking washing machine)

So far I have a roadside, roadkill grill, Theo's skin and bone imporium and if it's anything to do with my washing machine again, I am 100% going to mention my dead dad. Gimme more!

I guess read more for a short story time -

In the tags -

Yes. Had that happen to me. I was in bed, he had just woken me up and I was pretty pissed about it. (I have insomnia so any sleep I do get is kinda important to me) and as this conversation is going on I start to realise this guy is arguing with me. Not realising I'm not elderly or someone who takes threats lying down.

He starts shouting at me that he's going to cut my internet off. Something he literally can not do. Something he has no power to do. I laugh, call him out on that and finish it by saying 'my actual provider would love to hear all about this...'

The washing machine guy just wanted me to take out some fucking insurance thing on it, that it never had to begin with, or at least, if it did, idk about it. My dead dad bought it. But he did vaguely threaten me with 'what if it breaks?' ...sir. Are you going to smash my washing machine?

[idsb]

I’m honestly gonna need years of therapy to cope with knowing I’ve loved Taylor for 15 years and have been extremely active in this fanbase for 6 and am gonna have to watch tiktokers who hated her until 6 months ago not only get tickets before me and act like they belong just the same, but get pulled to meet her when I won’t. I’m sorry I’m fully serious

[justcypreus]

Me: One of the little details I love about Saki’s design is the lip gloss. The other girls don't have that sheen and tint on their lips because the make up is an attempt to look more mature so people can take her seriously and not treat her like a child. Saki looks older than she is because she wants to look older than she is.

My brain: What about the professor?

Me: Stress got to him

[david-watts]

d'you think it'd be a good idea to put on. idk. the exorcist. some other fucked up film that I'm banned from watching. on the television and force my family to watch it and then steal the remotes and come and sit and watch what I was going to put on in here and leave them to suffer

[saltyfilmmajor]

this is my karma for making fun of the elderly (30+)

[jrueships]

LMAO????

[tate-lin]

Rant incoming concerning fatphobia:

I find it superrrr vexing and distasteful whenever someone threatens me with the 'do you want to become fat' thing. I understand that since my natural body frame is being thin, it'd indicate bad things for my health if I do become fat (if you're naturally born big, then getting bigger probably won't mean anything too bad) but I just deeply resent the underlying implication of it all. Like ofc it's better for me in a societal sense to be thin, especially since I don't have a thick skin to negative comments at all, but like?? If you want to scold me in order to make me eat more healthily, just cite health reasons! There's literally no reason to bring up fatness!! What's everyone's deal?? Is it a crime to be fat?? Smh 💀

Some ppl act as if ppl automatically become ugly when they're fat which is just blatantly untrue. And in the first place I'm not even particularly good-looking so it's not gonna be the end of my world if I get bigger. Ofc if being fat negatively affects me physically and/or mentally then I think those are good causes for concern but at least lead with that if you're truly concerned about me for god's sake

[crimsontroupe]

Casually replaces the Harrow Deck with the Deck of Many Things (Major Artifact version).

“What a curious turn of events. As much as any regular man would covet such power, I find it wholly unnecessary.” Even with such a dismissal, Horos seems unphased. There is a small gesture of his hands, a man preparing to tell a story. “There is nothing I would do with it, see. Nevertheless, you have taken a tool that belongs to me and I would like it back. It was a gift from an old friend decades ago, before they had to move from a certain old fishing town.” There is no joy in these words, as Horos seems unsatisfied with the way history dictated that event would unfold. “They designed the cards I currently used, and I am well aware that they are one of a kind.” You cannot ask the dead to repeat something they have done in life, after all.

“Regardless, its return would be appreciated. I have no use for adventurers trinkets, you see. They will find the oddity of these cards more appealing than I do.”

[becoach-a]

icb beard's turning 49 next month. old man.

[folklorianhaze]

“Awww guys, look at this cute old couple at the Taylor Swift concert!!! They’re so cute, isn’t it so precious that they’re old and still enjoy things 🥺🥺” shut the fuck up. shut up shut up shut UP.

STOP FILMING PEOPLE IN PUBLIC WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE. LET THEM ENJOY THE SHOW IN PEACE. THEY ARE PEOPLE, NOT YOUR “WHOLESOME CONTENT” FARMS.

[msclaritea]

Senator Dianne Feinstein released a statement that she will be back to work as soon as the doctor releases her. In the meantime, it seems Senator Chuck Schumer will temporarily replace Feinstein with another Democrat. My question is this: if it was as simple as replacing her, why didn't Schumer do it before? Why did Senator Durbin go public with this being such a grave situation? They just solved it. Who's idea was this?

[deliciousmicroplastics]

I think i am a pretty cool 45 year old in the making but i have to be the least valuable or appealing person you know unless yr my parents until then on account of my massive death wish nobody my age knows how to deal with

[prophetofthemuse]

OH MY!! It appears I’ve worded that last ask wrong

by non-negative I meant! Well. I don’t know actually. I suppose it’s like cuteness aggression but it’s not actually Cuteness more like. Uh. So devoted that I physically cannot hold it in and need to physically attack someone.

I assure you there’s no hate! From my knowledge! Thank you for answering either way! —some guy!

Oh, so you’re the aggressive one, not me! That makes more sense.

Well, “some guy”, I’ve been used as a metaphorical (and a few times literal) punching bag by others before, so I guess I can handle one more. Just don’t actually kill or harm me that much. I don’t think I could handle any more of that, at least not right now.

[eff-plays]

Scene I can't put into my fic #5748574: Hiraeth bullying the elderly

[lesboficfanatic]

oh god, the urge to cyber bully Donald Trump is so fucking strong 💪