#elim garak imagine

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!

[sebastianmercier]

I rewatched Past Prologue and still can’t get over how gay it is. How did Rick Berman read “I’m at your disposal”, “interesting new friend” and “enhance my evening” and nothing flagged? Also Bashir’s “this relationship has gotten a little out of hand” was insane. Relationship? After knowing him less than a day? Is the word ‘acquaintance’ not in your vocabulary? Are you kidding me Bashir?

[andromedaexile]

Garak and Quark are the type of guys who would have a weekly podcast where they just discuss DS9 gossip and other news on the station.

The only listener would be Rom.

[justlemmesignin]

Garak in the doorway of the shed waiting for the Doctor

[walkingstackofbooks]

Garashir but it doesn't work because Julian's in love/lust with the idea that Garak will treat him like an enemy spy and Garak's in love/lust with the idea that Julian will treat him as gently as a patient and neither of them actually want to bring their jobs into bed/a relationship.

Because I love these two but I also enjoy the idea that they could be in love with the other's public persona, but actually that which attracts the other to them is what they want to relinquish in private.

[andy-888]

I love ds9 but everyday I die a little bc they didn't gave Cardassians reptilian tails. I need to see Garak slapping ppl with his tail and pushing stuff off the tables like a cat and then act like it was an accident

[cattrek]

murder on the road

[vaguely-concerned]

Garak's repeated pattern of attracting kind-hearted idealistic doctors who take one look at him and go 'I don't know that it's within the means of modern medicine or indeed psychiatry to fix what's wrong with him, but surely me giving him an ibuprofen and a blowjob about it can't make it any worse'

[cucumbermoon]

Someone remind me when I’m on my deathbed that I want my last words to be, “I’m afraid I won’t be able to have lunch with you today,” to whoever happens to be there

[incorrectgarashir]

During "In Purgatory's Shadow"

Garak: Like I said, lying is a skill. One that Starfleet sadly neglects to ensure its officers have command of.

Worf: There is rarely any honour in lying

Garak: Well there's a Starfleet and/or Klingon viewpoint if ever I heard one. You know when I think about it, I don't think many of the Starfleet contingent on the station would pass the muster when it comes to lying.

Worf, sighing: We have no need of it

Garak: Nonsense. And I believe that Captain Sisko may prove to be an adept liar if the circumstances demanded it. The same goes for Chief O'Brien - he's quite the pragmatist so he'd at least keep an open mind.

Garak: Then there's you and Dax. Both utterly useless at lying, I mean you won't lie and Jadzia? Well I mean she's incapable of keeping her mouth shut for more than a-

Worf, glaring:

Garak: Anyway…moving on. I think the worst would have to be the good doctor. I mean, as you know, I am rather fond of him, but I don't believe that man would be capable of lying if his life depended on it!

Worf, irritated: If you say so…

After "Doctor Bashir, I Presume"

Garak: I'm not talking to you Julian

Julian: ...Someone told you, didn't they

Garak: Yes

Julian: I'm sorry you had to hear about it from someone else, and I'm sorry I couldn't talk to you about it. But your friendship means a lot to me. Please give us a chance to move past this.

Garak: It's not that simple, my genetically enhanced friend.

Julian: Can I please ask you why?

Garak, upset: You made me look like an ass in front of Worf!

Julian: ???

[spocks-kaathyra]

Pythas Lok, before and after the Fire

[greenflower21]

Guys do Cardassians actually have tails or is that just a fan construct?

[youngpettyqueen]

im gonna be unreasonable about Julian having the Klingon chef actually make their lunches rather than just getting the food from the replicators

[fauvester]

julian's got to go through a whole song and dance to get garak to get his annual flu shot. blowdarts don't work his scales are too thick they just bounce off

[ectogeo-art]

When you “need” your boyfriend’s help putting on your prettiest makeup for your holosuite date with him. <3

Shoutout to @wanderingwriter87​ for the genius idea of combining Garashir with this meme!

(original meme, original Our Man Bashir screenshot, and image IDs below the cut)

[ID: Remake of the lesbians doing makeup meme image, but with Julian Bashir sitting astride Garak and leaning over him to paint his forehead indentation blue. They are in their tuxedos from the episode Our Man, although Julian isn’t wearing pants.]

[ID: Original lesbians doing makeup meme image.]

[ID: Screenshot from Our Man Bashir with Julian and Garak in tuxes, standing very close together while looking at each other.]

[bijoumikhawal]

And the fact that Garak grew up being taught that the service class was a vital part of the Cardassian mosaic and did not think to question that until being sent to Bamarren, when he gradually became concerned with power and status... the fact that when Mila tells him he has the "opportunity" to rise above his class and he tells her he wasn't aware there was something to rise above not long after he asks Tolan if being a service worker bothered him... him remembering the latter in the context that Tolan never had to be (never could be?) forced to do violence the way it was demanded of Garak in order for him to have an "opportunity" to assimilate by committing violence