#elongated tennis ball

[elongated-tennis-ball]

GUESS WHOSE FINALLY OUT OF A DEPRESSIVE RUT!! IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Have a little doodle of etb1 while I learn the lore that happened while I was gone

[elongatedtennisball]

You feel a presence behind you, as if someone is knocking on your conscience.

[ Turn around? ]

He freezes, hand on the basement door's handle.

ETB2 turns slowly, wondering vaguely if he has its pocket knife on it.

[nando161mando]

[wellwrittenevilbitch]

Who is the better written evil bitch!

Propaganda

@elongated-tennis-ball :

Villanelle:

She is the girlboss of death

[another-tennis-ball]

(knock knock)

@elongated-tennis-ball , you im there?

I. need some help… and you’re the only person I know who might be able to.

[octonine]

So... Does anyone have a "where to start" kind of post to the Tennis Balls Cinematic(?) Universe?

@elongated-tennis-ball's unhingedness sucked me in. Also Twizzler (Wizard/@rizzler-tetanus-ball).

[victorian-tennis-ball]

ooc: @elongatedtennisball its not letting me reblog im taking the post here!!

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"Alright, see you two soon." Elias smiled, waving. "It was nice to meet you too, ETB2."

The moment the door shut, Elias breathed a sigh of relief.

"..Y0u 0kay?" Elias looked at the alter ego. "I'm fine-" "Y0u ar3 n0t. 1s th1s ab0ut.. Y0u kn0w." Elias nodded. "Its exactly about that. I.. I just wish you could remember. Thats all."

Alvertos's avatar rolled his eyes, "1 kn0w. N0t l1k3 1 can f0rc3 mys3lf t0 r3m3mb3r th3 stuff Y0U w1tn3ss3d.."

Alvertos was, surprisingly angry. But hiding his sadness and confusion was, hard. "S1nc3 y0ur s0m3what calm3r.. M1nd 1f y0u 3xpla1n? N0t wh1l3 s0bb1ng aga1n l1k3 last t1m3. Pl3as3. 1 can't b0th3r t0 att3mpt t0 calm y0u d0wn aga1n.."

[*1 "..You okay?" ]

[*2 "You are not. Is this about.. You know." ]

[*3 "i know. Not like i can force myself to remember the stuff YOU witnessed.." ]

[*4 "Since your somewhat calmer.. Mind if you explain? Not while sobbing again like last time. Please. I can't bother to attempt to calm you down again.." ]

[a-third-tennis-ball]

@pink-tt-racket vs @elongated-tennis-ball

Good luck!!

[brain-empty]

have y'all seen the tennis ball custody situation

[flaming-tennis-ball]

threesome time. kiss

No! There will be nothing of the sort! HOLY SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE OR SOMETHING! Well I mean like maybe just a little- No. No. No no no no. Sanctity of marriage… or something.

[tennisball-wizard]

There is a knock at the wizards door, elongated tennis ball is waiting with an extremely confused look

-@elongated-tennis-ball

{ Another visitor? Sigh. }

{ The Wizard puts on the usual pretty attitude and opens the door. Wiz is taken aback once Wiz processes who it is. }

"Oh, hello there old friend! It's been a while, hasn't it? How may I help you?"

[elongated-tennis-ball]

do you wanna do that roleplay we talked about :] i'm on vc with my friends so i might be slow to respond but i've wanted to do it

- @tennisball-wizard

Ooh absolutely. I'm stuck in baldurs gate so slow responses here too.

[Perhaps elongated tennis ball is just leaving his lab, a little dusty from having cleaned everything up]

[elongatedtennisball]

TBCU REVIVAL TIME BABEEY

I'm gonna make a new master post in honor of this, DM me on discord or send an ask to be included!

[nando161mando]

[wellwrittenevilbitch]

Whoops, have my psychopathic mad scientist tennis ball @elongated-tennis-ball . He likes experimenting on other tennis balls, and hurting others for fun. Enjoy reading some of the interactions he's had here on Tumblr.

Just note there is mention of blood and needles in a couple.

In!

[crazy-tennis-ball]

Your wish is my command @elongatedtennisball *gets down on one knee* will you, elongated tennis ball the second, be friends with me, crazy (and probably going to end up insane) tennis ball?