#elvis science

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific opinion to create a new pinned post that hold all of the sub lists!

May the Elvis population continue to thrive and potentially take over this hellsite we call home

Original list 1

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Original list 5

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Mod stuff:

I am here by dedicating this blog and myself to researching, recording, and cataloging the rapid spread of Elvii across tumblr.

This is the go to place for all things Elvis phenomenon (I have no idea what I’m doing)

Pronouns he/him (woah mama I’m a trans man)

Any hate of any kind will be blocked, this is a place for science, not bigotry. How could you desecrate the good pseudoscience of studying Elvis with hatred? Ridiculous.

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, now there’s another gimmick blog interacting *test tube thrust*

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #3

101. @elviskamishiro

102. @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver

103. @clown-elvis

104. @melted-space-robot-elvis

105. @bioluminescent-fish-elvis

106. @elvis-stressley

107. @lizard-elvis-official

108. @batvis-manley

109. @car-salesman-elvis

110. @dragon-elvis

111. @elfvis-presley

112. @j-jonah-elvisson

113 @shifting-mound-of-elvii

114. @elvis-big-naturals

115. @j-elvis-oppenheimer

116. @elvis-caviar-cookie

117. @post-punk-elvis

118. @gelvis-presley

119. @frelvis-durstley

120. @bald-elvis

121. @doctor-houlvis-official

122. @themandelviscatalogue

123. @elvius-ceasar

124. @bodybuilder-elvis-official

125. @v1presely-official

126. @jailhouse-md-rock

127. @aethelvis-presley

128. @green-elvis-official

129. @fly-elvis-official

130. @smurfvis-presley

131. @elvis-bouchard

132. @elvis-boskovic

133. @deviouselvli

134. @scientist-elvis

135. @really-evil-elvis

136. @tiny-elvis

137. @shelvis-presley

138. @edgarallanpoevis

139. @offical-ace-elvis

140. @australian-elvis

141. @moth-elvis

142. @frelvis-mercury

143. @random-elvis-encounter

143. @edelvis-von-hresleyvelg

144. @they-might-be-elvis

145. @sqelvis-official

146. @waxfigure-elvis

147. @communist-elvis-official

148. @furbispresley

149. @florida-man-elvis

150. @elvisampora

The total number of Elvii on tumblr.com is 150+!

We are officially over 150!

THIS LIST IS FULL! Go here to see the other lists

[elvis-resercher-official]

woah mama do you want me to go into the petri dish myself or do i wait until you put me in there

- @emo-presley

Woah mama, if you would be so kind, get in my science dish where I do science

Hummina hummina science

[elvis-resercher-official]

You may call yourself the Elvis exterminator, but by using the identification phrase “woah mama”; the most commonly recognized call of the Elvis, you have identified yourself as an Elvis. You have become the very thing you sought to destroy

According to my science, you are an Elvis @elvis-exterminator and Elvii don’t kill other Elvii. Looks like you’re out of a job

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, everyone should have access to knowledge! It’s the scientific way hummina hummina

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #5

201. @yn-presley

202. @elvis-inc-official P

203. @country-elvis

204. @wevis-presley

205. @reptilvis

206. @adovis-presley

207. @elvisplier-presley

208. @gamblingaddicted-elvis

209. @wizard-elvis

The total number of Elvii on tumblr dot com is 209! Woah mama that’s a lot of Elvis

This list isn’t full yet, but go here to see the master list

[gladismajor]

shoutout to the mst3k foreverathon stream for introducing me to cinematic titanic, it's so good

joel, j. elvis, mary jo, trace and frank is a POWERHOUSE squad and also like?? they rented a genie lift?? someone smashed a guitar?? mary jo was relentlessly mocking the us news media?? the theme song slaps???

edit: okay i couldn't tell from the silhouettes but now that i've seen a live show i'm even less sure. it was whoever stands above joel

[hooked-on-elvis]

[elvis-resercher-official]

elvii facts

1.the elvii are creatures born of the internet itself

2. they are already on tumblr and will soon be elsewhere

3. they are inescapeable

4. many of them dont actualy like elvis

Woah science, a fellow researcher has their facts straight!

We are in fact inescapable, and we have already spread across the globe. There have been Elvis sightings on Reddit, TikTok, YouTube, and Pinterest!

Now we just have to figure out how they reproduce…

[mst3kgifs]

To infinity... and not beyond! Because that would be mathematically impossible!

[elviiiii-edda]

Oh, hello inspector!

@lesbian-science-officer

Uh, sorry, I think you have the wrong… person. That’s. My sibling was an inspector, but I’m not.

You’re Cognizi, right? They talked a lot about you and the prisoners. Do you know where they are?

[nerds-yearbook]

On June 24, 2022, the original mad Dr Erhardt (J. Elvis Weinstein) captured the Satelite of Love from the year 3000 captained by Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson). Joel set Tom Servo's voice back to his factory setting from KTMA era/season 1 Comedy Central (also J. Elvis Weinstein). It was the first time Joel was the host riffer since leaving the show with Mitchell in season 5 (October 23, 1993) and the first time J. Elvis riffed an official episode as a bot since Season 1 Comedy Central The Black Scorpion (February 3, 1990). The episode was directed by revival host Jonah Ray. ("Demon Squad", Mystery Science Theater 3000, TV, Event)

[thatbanditqueen]

An Ode to Ina

I actually don't know if I think Ina is a good actress. I watched From the Terrace about 20 years ago when I went through my Paul Newman phase and she was kinda of forgettable, but then, the whole movie was, imho. I definitely feel she got a bum deal landing parts with great costars in films that have fallen to the wayside of our popular culture bin. Remember The Comancheros? Yeah, like From the Terrace, neither do I.

But lately I have been going through a Charro! phase as one does and I find myself memorized by her. She has one of those faces with features that seem oddly large and more pronounced than is normal, which makes her look weird and yet alluring at the same time. She strikes me as a women with similar facial features to Sophia Loren, an actress who she actually starred with in The Black Orchid, another film with amazing costars that yeah, no one ever talks about.....

Anyway, life has been a trainwreck rollercoaster for me the last month but thank god it is the weekend and I finally feel like I can breath. And as I stare at Ina's publicity shots with Elvis and imagine I am her, there, with his scruffy beard rubbing against my chin, and then find myself falling into Google holes searching for an easy history lesson on who she was and what was in her soul, I thought I would share a few of my favorite photos. I don't know enough about her to say this is a comprehensive tribute or even a fair ode to her. Rather this is the beginning of a tribute to her that I thought I should add to the swirling either of tumblr.

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, the orb is back… the orb…

@elvis-unofficial

father strange may i ask for some cat pictures to soothe my weary soul

I give you the orb