#em.chats

[wakinguponsaturday]

need him in a way that's concerning to my Geiger counter

[m-ayo-o]

hi mayo i have more itafushi x bunny agenda id like to share with the class… i just need yuuji and megumi to be so mean to bunny and discipline her so hard (;_;) like she would be crying so hard with yuus cock down her throat and megumi spanking her ass and tugging her tail… like what would she ever do to deserve this!! idfk. i rly dont know i haven’t thought that far into it.. maybe she was being bratty or maybe she bought herself a toy to keep her company when theyre gone.. IDK but the thought of them being so mean to bunny is so hot LOL

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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 21+ owner megumi + yuji x bunny

she is a naughty naughty bunny girl...

sometimes you're so mischievous and megumi gets so fucking fed up with you constantly jumping on his lap and crying for his attention. he needs a moment of peace and quiet without his bunny whining about something.

he gets into roughly disciplining you and yuji walks into your apartment with a spare key, seeing you bent over, ass slapped red raw.

megumi lost it.

yuji is shocked but seeing you like this gets his blood pumping. he's kind of confused, seeing tears trickle down your cheeks and you're whimpering for yuji to help you.

"shut your mouth..."

but your owner is still pissed off.

"yuji, come over here and stuff her mouth full."

he gives you one more harsh spank that makes you tremble then lifts up your tail to expose your hole. he pulls on your tuft hard.

"i'm getting in her ass. you take her throat."

[emmmmybeez]

So I had my first day of massage school and I was nervous as all hell but it was also amazing! It felt just as good giving the massage as getting the massage and that tells mee this is truly what I’m meant to do with this life of mine. I can’t wait to help people feel good and make them happy!!

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staring through the bars of Blackwall's cell like listen man I know you're really set on dying for your penance or whatever but I'm taking you home. yeah we're gonna break several laws in the process. no I'm definitely still mad about you lying to me but. cmon. friends don't let friends die in Orlais

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Gale after I explain that of course I'll marry him, but we can't go back to Waterdeep for our big fat greek wedding just yet because we're overthrowing an undead lich queen and an archdevil, killing at least two gods, and curing vampirism

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Dark Urge bringing Gale and Wyll to kill Ketheric and just going guys. GUYS. shut the fuck up about your suicide pact. I know that's your dad but what the fuck are we going to do for him now. Pretty sure that's my ex-boyfriend and my sister up there plotting world domination and you don't see me giving away our position

[m-ayo-o]

i was just thinking about how nanami would be so loving and gentle (like always) but especially when youre sick or on your period </3 like he'd make you soup and bring you whatever medication you need and lay in bed with you until you feel better :((

Ugh he would be your nurse in shining armour 😔

And idk if this feels good for y'all, but on your period, getting those nasty cramps, and he cuddles you up and wraps his arms around your stomach with just the right amount of pressure for them to go away

And he'll bring you hot water bottles n *tea <3

If his sweetheart is sick.....

Trying to step out the door to work? Nope

Trying to go grocery shopping? Nope

You're only permitted to go on relaxing walks to get some fresh air

Otherwise, you're escorted back to bed and tucked up <3

*insert fav drink here

[m-ayo-o]

ya told me to keep talking about cow hybrid reader, well here I am lol. (still not the og og poster but I sent in the last one :D)

I feel like it would add some ✨spice✨ if cow hybrid girl had a complex about being megumis? Like allll the other hybrids are like, okay yea, I'm a pet, i'm a companion, I love my master!! but cow hybrid girl is like,,, I'm supposed to be on a farm, I'm supposed to work, it's shameful that I'm here? Like just societal roles have made her insecure about not being in her proper "place" in society, shes not a proper pet. And Megumi's just like, tf? you my girl, I own you, but above all, I'll take care of you. But it's why she's so shy about her milkly udders and all that. She just doesn't think she deserves the fluff Gumi gives her. And like imagine if someone told her that she should have a bull instead and be at a farm being bred, the 'you don't belong here' typa stuff, and that just opens up so many possibilities for fluff and comfort, but also for Megumi to show her how much he cares by fucking the shit outta her and that he can breed her just fine lol

Sorry it was a lot!! but I just had thoughts i wanted to share, and i like the different dynamic. :)))

ommmggg this adds such a sweet dynamic to the cow cutie thank uuuu 🥺🥺🥺

yes and maybe she can't get over how well her owner treats her, because it's so much better than when she was on the farm, leaving her feeling like a burden sometimes :s

+ i kno i try to keep reader descriptions on the dl but would she be a bit chubbier? maybe have biiiiggg boobs that she's sort of embarrassed of?

[i feel like although i don't look like that i could still relate lol]

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not to be pretentious on main but I just looked at the oscar noms and what are james cameron's vanity project and air force propaganda 2: electric boogaloo doing on the same list as the best movie I've ever seen

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MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER

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Dark Urge desperately trying to piece together their memories and Astarion sidles up to them like this cult we're being indoctrinated into suuuuuucks, if only it were run by two baddies 👀

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Dark Urge thoughts that make my brain go brrrrr:

losing themselves in the bloodsport while sparring and accidentally seriously injuring their partner

asking the party to start tying them up again after the revelation that they orchestrated this whole plot, reeling and terrified of what they're capable of

insisting that post-revelation everyone learn how to take them on in one-on-one combat in case it ever comes to that

realizing that the name they use throughout the game is something they made up after Orin scrambled their brains, feeling a wave of recognition and then nausea at Gortash casually using their old name

having only a token from before their memory loss to give them an inkling as to who they are, Anastasia-style, guarding it closely throughout their journey to Baldur's Gate and now staring at it, wanting to keep it close just as much as they want to be rid of it

[m-ayo-o]

hi hi~ I saw that Choso reblog and I remembered how much I loved your last Choso fic, the dp with the toy was such a good touch 🫣 I want to know if you're currently working on something and if you can tell us when can we expect a new fic from you xo

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you liked that one???

i'm having a choso moment rn ://

got several wips incl

a certain choso fic that's got me thinking..... many things..... yknow... morally. (this one is the most done but idk if i wanna post)

got an inumaki wip ?????? ft. dubcon

an unhealthy amount of megumi wips as per

but yea.... life has taken over... so a proper fic may be a way out.. yknow.. a while.. but we'll see... (sorry)

[wakinguponsaturday]

manifesting a diamond dogs meeting this season so we can 1) watch them dance around Nate's absence and more importantly 2) make Trent Crimm howl

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Was not prepared for Raphael's boss fight to have a custom theme song featuring Raphael himself singing about how absolutely fucked you are

[m-ayo-o]

not a request just a thought, but im currently thinking about big scary megumi with a cute soft pink princess gf and him in his scary all black outfit having the best sleep of his life in her pink princess bed -🫶🏻

but um...

his outfit would be laid all over the floor..