#embarrassing af

[spirits-art-blog]

Jay sketchbook doodles cus he's ended up being the default character I draw when I'm bored.

[sukunastoy]

Oh, and whatever anon sent me that essay of garbage, you can get fucked. I read a couple sentences and then deleted it cause it quickly summed up the kind of person you are. 🥱

And you clearly don’t understand why congress banning an app “for our safety” is alarming. And the fact that they focused on a damn app for months instead of other actual crucial matters.

[300foxholecourtt]

“Jeremy sleeps around too much ugh”

Okay and I had a threesome Friday night and then hooked up with ANOTHER dude on that Saturday back when I was in college. Some of us fuck sorry u don’t

[ainomirainikki]

Those times I decided to use binoculars to peep in on my crush (now girlfriend) be like:

I once accidentally peeped in on her while she was naked, and she caught me.

I said that I did it because she was beautiful, and she said:

"I'm glad that you think I'm beautiful, but if you do that again, my mom will chicken out due to embarrassment."

I was so embarrassed, that I never peeped in on her at an awkward moment again.

[hughschiers]

How are y’all shamelessly admitting that you listen to Morgan wallen

[yourbunniebabie]

ever accidentally send a thirsty ass anon only to FORGET to hit “anonymous”? asking for a friend

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[lazycowboynerd]

That feeling when you thought someone was addressing you but they were talking to someone else who was behind you

[venomdoves]

girls my job is soooooooo fake

[gunsatthaphan]

Gone™

[nosleep83]

Imagine getting your ass whooped by a 15 year old with a stick

[hughschiers]

My grandma keeps sending me old photos of me that pop up on her Facebook 😔

[servedvenison]

Girls Night | Garrett Garrison x Reader

QUICK A/N — so, i haven’t written in over three years, but there is one garrett fic and i NEED. more content of this man. this was originally supposed to be uploaded to ao3 and ao3 only but i remembered old friends have that account so i will wait here until i can make a new account LOL. anyway, i hope you enjoy. be kind. its been so long since ive been here hahahaa……

After spending your days with few close relationships, your time in the overworld had changed that for the better. Now, you found yourself in a happy little group of six. Sure, the age gaps were a bit... humorous, but you were all like a little family. Of everyone, though, you were closest to the "Garbage Man" himself. You two had been close even before all the blocky nonsense. But that was it, wasn’t it? Friends.

Garrett, Henry, and Steve were all off doing their "guy business” not that you had any interest in joining them. You didn’t mind one bit, especially after Dawn had suggested you, her, and Natalie spend some time together instead.

"I mean, those three are always running off doing God knows what," she said. "Why don’t we have a little fun, too?" She had a point. After hours of brainstorming some crazy ideas for a girls' night out, you all decided to stay in. You worked full-time jobs, going crazy late at night? Nah, not for us.

The night had gone by smoothly, lots of giggles, jokes, and gossip. Fun stuff, right? But it wasn’t long before the conversation shifted to the guys. It all started with Natalie talking about Henry, how happy she was that he’d finally started to fit in and make friends. Dawn turned to you.

“Come on, Y/N. You’ve known Garbage Man for how long? How do you do it? The guy’s a total loser.” You stifled a laugh behind your hand. She was totally right—Garrett was the biggest loser you’d ever met. And in a weird way? You really liked that about him.

“Okay, okay! Back when we were younger, he was like—the coolest guy ever. I’m serious! Don’t laugh!”

Dawn and Natalie were howling at this. They were both well aware of Garrett’s so-called celebrity status, how could they not? It’s all the man talks about. But cool? Garrett? Really? You knew the guy was somewhat of a loser, but him being cool wasn’t that surprising!

“With the way he followed you around like a lost puppy back in the overworld, for a second I thought you two were a thing.”

The comment caught you off guard, your face going red as you nearly choked on your drink. Natalie and Dawn exchanged a quick glance before turning back to you. Their reaction told you everything—they knew something, and they weren’t going to let you live this down.

“You guys are totally nuts. He didn’t know any of you, and we were in some random dimension, honest!” Wow, as if you couldn’t seem more suspicious. Natalie rolled her eyes. “But he sure did look cozy with Henry, you know, the kid he’d known for less than a day? And don’t get me started on Steve—”

Okay. She’d got you there. You didn’t have a valid argument. But honestly? You’d never even considered your relationship with Garrett that way.

You were lost in your thoughts until Dawn placed her hands on your shoulders, snapping you back to reality. “Listen, as much as I hate that self-centered dud, even I know he really likes you, Y/N. And don’t get me wrong, I do love to play matchmaker!”

Natalie and Dawn giggled together like two high school girls scheming to get their friend to confess to a crush. You appreciated their enthusiasm, but wasn’t this moving a little fast? Was it really that obvious to everyone but you

Lost in your thoughts again, you replayed every small memory you had with Garrett.

He was always doing things to get your attention or approval, trying to ‘protect’ you when mobs approached in the overworld, getting you small gifts and trinkets when his wallet allowed it. But that was just friendly stuff, right? Stuff people do for friends they’ve known for ages, right? Well, sure, but Dawn and Natalie insisted it was more than that. Garrett wasn’t shy, he would do those things for anyone. But the small things he did for you... those were things he hadn’t done for anyone else.

[cl0wn-tim3]

Pining

[minkei]

its 2024

[weevmo]

Did you get the Barnaby plush?

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