#ep44

[1000wangjis]

468. (Episode 44)

[korpikorppi]

The Untamed portraits: Lan Qiren (episode 44)

[kerubimcrepin]

Episode 44 - My Papycha, the Secondhand Dealer (Part 1)

I'm very normal about this episode, but thankfully, all the writings to translate will probably distract me from the need to gush about Kerubim and Joris's love for one another.

The text on the left says "PAPYCHAT!". Usually, "!" means "M" in Amaknean, but I think Joris is just very enthusiastic.

The text on the right says "BROCANTE". It means "secondhand store". Also, there's a kama there. Cute :)

"HACHE" (axe) and "BONG" (??????????????????????????????????...probably onomatopoeia for the sound that contraption he drew makes.

Doesn't make Joris writing "bong" any less funny.)

A literal bear has entered a literal china shop. Warning, warning!

To my memory, this is one of the two times old Kerubim cries during the series, the first time being when he thinks Joris will be stuck for the rest of his life in the Heads for No Tails restraint.

I think he should be legally allowed to kill that pandawa guy.

I do think he loves them, but also, something tells me, a vase that took 20 years to make probably costs an amount of money that I don't even want to fucking imagine.

"VIEUX VASE" (old vase)

WHEN WILL JORIS'S REIGN OF EVIL END? Did he steal that piece?!

Though, it seems that even without it, the vase was still restored, — because, judging from all the cracks on it, the photo was taken after The Incident. I guess this story has a happy ending, despite the missing piece.

Photo of the clock: "REVEIL" (alarm, waking up) Bottle 1: "ELIXIR" Bottle 2: "BONBON" (candy) Bottle 3: "MIEL" (honey)

(the clock itself reads "5AM". Maybe Kerubim's alarm. I doubt he makes Joris, who isn't in education, wake up so early. Or maybe Joris wakes up at 5AM and then goes back to sleep. That would be the funnier possibility.)

This action will have consequences.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT JORIS AND HIS NEED FOR ROUTINES AND HATING BEING TOLD TO GO TO SLEEP?

It's obvious that Kerubim is just trying to get him to stop asking, Joris knows that, — and it's generally always why he's being asked to go to sleep early.

The text says: "PIERRE MAGI(Q)UE" (magic stone), with "Q" (::) being accidentally replaced by "N" (:)

Joris's guesses for this thing are: "Is this a ball?", "Is this a thing to do sport with to get muscles?", "Is this a geode?" and "Is this an egg?"

Truly, he is a dedicated thinker.

"VIDE GRENIER" (attic sale)

The first two vinyls say "GUST PRODUCTION" and "SADGUIRAM#2" respectively, while the third one says "ROMAIN".

The existence of vinyls also implies the existence of bands and their fans. We already know that, and all, but this still means a lot.

I wonder if slavery has always been a thing in the World of Twelve, or if it came back in style after centuries of being out of style only in Waven. Love their nonchalant response to it, too.

Chances are, this is just normal.

SEE WHAT I MEAN WHEN I TELL YOU JORIS IS A NIGHT OWL? He is NOT good at being awake early.

I also am beginning to suspect Kerubim is a morning person, unlike Joris. hdfkghsdgf.

Kerubim makes buying things a sort of a game for them to play together, to educate Joris on how to be a salesman in the future and continue their family business, but in the process pretty much hugs him and also look at Joris's face and then hand on shoulder car door man hook car and and um and [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG… MY LEG…’

Yeah I'm okay./ (starts foaming.)

"LUIS"

Joris... I have some amazing news from the future. You'll never guess.

At heart, Kerubim is an optimist, and Joris is a pessimist, and they've always been that way, even as kids. I think it's cute that they both have these contrasting characteristics, and that they've had them their whole lives.

It makes them both really like each other, — but also, probably makes them annoy each other to death, across the 600 years of coexistence.

[theloopcrew]

i wont lie to you and clip the "inspector if i knew any better i'd think you were in love with the man!" part of this episode but just know i think about it so much i could be so evil

[fruitloopinbowlocheerios]

Does it have an weaknesses that you can sing about?

-Frost to pseudo kenkus

[johannepetereric]

”We select genetically-perfect children and hone their Beyblading skills.”

🎶EUGENICS CHILD TRAFFICKING IS EVERYWHEEEEEERE!🎶

[simgirlt]

"You promise?" "Of course. Why would I lie? I like spending time with you. Why would I ruin that? Do you forgive me?"

Kyra's feelings of jealously melt away and she seals the deal with a kiss, "Don't let it happen again"

[raidajanpu]

[mushroomwriter]

THE UNTAMED Episode 44

[braveolivine]

perhaps the professor is deserving of further study

[1000wangjis]

444. (Episode 44)

[sp00n-planet]

They are siblings your honor

[kerubimcrepin]

Episode 44 - My Papycha, the Secondhand Dealer

[MORROWIND ADDENDUM???]

I realized that this moment seems to use the same book closing sound as Morrowind, which is cool.

It's called "Book, Close Hard", and comes from the "Sound Ideas General 6000" VFX library released in 1992.

Obviously it has been used in many other shows and games (like Zelda, for example), — and I may be wrong, — but it sounds the same to me.

[anonymouscryptid]

(It's me, I'm a Terry Jr. fan)

Alternatively, looks like this is just Terry Jr. right now....

[fruitloopinbowlocheerios]

Zoox: you know what amber would say to you right now?

Devo: Uhhh no

Zoox: go kick some ass guppy

me: instantly tearyeyed

[johannepetereric]

"I KNEW this day would come! >:( Son, I'm giving FULL ACCESS to the Anti-Santa Arsenal I made when I was a child. Good luck DESTROYING SANTA!"

"MEMBRANE

"FRIEND OF THE WORLD,

"ENEMY OF SANTA CLAUS."

I love how he just randomly had a whole-ass wonderland at the fucking North Pole at the ready lol

He probs went back routinely to upkeep and update it over the decades.

Santa is just the ONE mystical creature that he believes in.

This is a nifty prep for the Danny Phantom Christmas special a couple years later!