#escape from the pit

[sexypornmeister]

"Suddenly, the Shareware Demon appears!"

[bonnielunkas]

hey hi this sounds insane but will you please elaborate on the au you were just telling calico about I just saw it on my dashboard that sounds so fucking cool I :3 I've never spoken to you in my life but 🙏🙏🙏🤝🤝🤝🤝 big fan of faz frights aus you have no idea eye twitch insane insane insane /pos hii 🐱🐱🐱

hiiii!!! ^v^ uhhhh i'm assuming that this is about eftp!! i'm gonna talk about it but if this isn't about eftp i am so sorry i am a little stupid. uhhh anyways LOTS of rambling under the cut here you go anon :3

right okay so eftp / escape from the pit is a post-epilogues au about a bunch of the characters that's?? mostly canon compliant?? outside of characters having relations that aren't canon whatsoever because i am silly like that. so uhhh there's two main groups of characters who get followed in the story, which are pit gang ( devon, millie, andrew and kelsey ) and the actually alive characters. ( larson, mick, shelly and oswald ) there's also some other characters off to the side doing their own thing ( hi connor hi chuck hi tabitha )

so like millie and devon know each other and millie dies before devon so devon specifically remembers millie NOT being in school for a while. and yet he's seen her around school the last few days and they realize shit's like really fucked up. and andrew shows up and goes " hey you guys need help " and dev and millie agree to take this random kid's help and they start going through ballpits around hurricane in order to get out of the ballpit. yknow from the epilogues. uhhh in the meantime kelsey!! relives the day they died initially because they're a ghost from the 80's and decides they finally wanna get revenge so they join up with the rest of pit gang to get outta there so they can all finish up their business.

MEANWHILE larson is still getting involved in freddy's shenanigans and is investigating a bunch of very weird paranormal events around town being caused by certain dead characters NOT in the ballpit he gets leads from other characters connected to them, and this is where mick and shelly, who are both currently in college, come in. oswald later gets involved too due to his relation to the ballpit. ( shelly only really gets involved because she wants to figure out what happened to reed. ) idk what their endgame is yet but i promise i will figure it out!! uhhh at some point they run into connor, chuck and tabitha and that's a nod to ANOTHER au i have ( not important ) and they help out but they're not a MAJOR factor.

jake?? is kinda like the main antagonist?? but only in the sense that he's doing something that's not really helping because he thinks it's what's best for everyone. giving them happy memories so they don't have to realize they're dead sounded like a good plan to him but also uhh... there's some holes in those memories ( like what happened with devon and millie ) and he doesn't?? really know that. really he's just trying his best

[trashytracktales]

why no one ever brought up sucking lando off while he plays TARKOV. which for who doesn’t know, it’s actually a very difficult game where you need to be concentrated!!! very strategic and stuff. and him and his friends take it very seriously.

i bet he’d be begging to have mercy for him because the raid is difficult and he can’t get killed cause his friends will get mad and the team might lose or some stuff BUTTTT AHEHSYGEHSJSHJ. at the same time he would be all about that praise. cause he loves TARKOV but he loves his girl giving him head all the time more i guess.

am i the only one with this vision? especially after watching that famous white shirt after dinner stream MULTIPLE TIMES

The way I personally see it, this could be peak pettiness and I fully support it IDC IDC. Imagine you’re sitting there all cute and pouty because instead of paying attention to you, he’s spent the last three hours crouched behind some bush yapping about tEaM sTrAtEgIeS DON’T PISS ME OFF.

He’s got the headset on, the mic down, looking all focused with that furrowed brow and quick, clipped calls to his mates, and you’re just thinking oooh, you wanna play games? Bet 😒

So, out of pure spite, you saunter over, drop to your knees, and get to work like rent is due. The instant you touch him, he lets out a “Jesus—” through his mic so loud that even The OG Carpenter stops what he’s doing and goes like:

Luckily, he slaps it on mute so fast it’s like muscle memory. And the best part? You’re smugly glancing up at him while he’s desperately trying to focus on his raid, knowing full well his head is hanging on by a thread. Spoilet alert: his priorities are slipping SORRY NOT SORRY, and you’re winning this game now 💋💋

Absolutely, I see the vision. Vividly. Every line, and curve, and vein of it OOPS.

[fisheito]

this also happened. by the way

[robnikmeria]

Something so fun about nik is how frighteningly protective he is. Especially when he reunited with Robb / Nym post red wedding. Someone says something he perceives as an insult to them and that person is on their back with his boot pressing down onto their throat until Robb tells him to back down…

[becca4leafclover]

Just watched a video about fossils. Redeemed Burning Spice would LOVE paleontology

[crow-quills]

Honestly, as funny as the "white man jumpscare" is with the Yellow Rabbit skin, I do think one of the funniest things to stem from the Dead by Daylight collab is Afton calling himself a big fan of Nic Cage.

Man has so many lines directed towards Nic Cage specifically including insulting his agent, cracking jokes bout his performance, and nicknaming him Hollywood. Pretty sure it's like a whole minute of lines just for him.

[stuck-in-jelly]

Clauderry post redemption arc: Terry frees her from one of the prison sells and they runaway together. Claudia gives up magic and they become happy. Maybe they make and sell stuff with plants. Maybe Claudia becomes a healer.

I love the idea of this,

Everyone having such conflicting emotions about Claudia, some of them not trusting that she truly has changed, knowing that even if they can find it in themselves to forgive her she still needs to face a court and justice for her crimes

Ezran is bound to his duty to his Kingdom, to Xadia, and to Justice. Soren is bound to his loyalty and oath to Ezran.

Terry though? His loyalty lies only with his heart.

And something about the idea of them escaping together and truly living a happy life, Claudia knowing that even after everything she's done she can at least have this peace that Terry loves her and she can start over with someone who has seen her at her worse

[fabiansociety]

nice to play a fantasy game where the giant spiders are incredibly friendly and a little silly

[trashytracktales]

so it‘s christmas and lando is playing tarkov with bankai… could you write something about that?

The only thing I can write about that is how tragically bitchless he is on Christmas... Like, it’s the holidays, and you’re out here looting in Tarkov instead of looting someone’s heart?? Sad. Truly, thoughts and prayers for him.

P.S. If you get more specific, I’ll add it to the ever-growing pile of requests. I'm always happy to entertain the chaos 💋💋

[msburgundy]

i must talk to the guy who offered me the part time bookkeeper job again (wasn't 100% sure i was qualified for it when he first brought it up lol) and depending on what the pay is, i may survive after all

[bulletbilltime]

I can't stop thinking about the line 'I surrender, someone please bring me back' from Velvet Cove... It makes me afraid for Kat 😢

[vrieseasees]

I present to the world a frustrated lil guy! Yipeeee ♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪

[musiclover2732]

so i watched Mark dig that hole in today’s video and overall it was a lot of fun. i like when he plays simple games and gets to yap for an hour straight about nothing and everything. the funniest part for me personally cuz i know he didn’t do this intentionally was when he named a section of the hole “Down Bad” cuz literally every time he said it (which was a lot) my mum and i would immediately start singing the Taylor Swift song of the same name. it’s one of my fav songs off of TTPD so it was fun to kinda quietly sing to myself while Mark was talking. but yeah watching this video made me wanna catch up on his Powerwashing Simulator stuff including Powerwash Pals. i’ve seen the vid he did with Seán and the one with MatPat. i enjoyed those but i was still kinda getting used to Mark’s videos at the time and focused on other series but now i wanna circle back.

[clea-dessendre]

talking to heinrix in the pit after his romance scene is so funny like his post-nut clarity is just post-nut rage