i didnt gif this entire scene but my god, the way he looks in this scene makes me want him to step on me
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I used to be normal until I found out about gay people
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Paul by Mitch Jenkins, 2001.
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Don't you love when a report is published saying cricket is deeply racist, sexist, etc. And all the men in the comments come out with "woke bullshit" or "why should the women be paid the same as the men when they're not as good" or "playing for your country should be an honour you don't need to be paid" or "yawn" or "I've never seen racism or sexism in the years I've played cricket" or "I'm white and have received anti-white racism" or "keep this woke bs out of cricket" or "no one cares focus on the ashes for a change" or "What absolute nonsense. Stop stoking hatred by making unfounded comments like this. You're part of the problem. Let sport be sport. you will never reach the utopia that you virtue signal for."
I mean??? Take a fucking look in the mirror and realise that the report is talking about you!
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I thought of this idea for another fandom but then I thought it could also work for httyd. Modern society twitter discourse about history.
Most of the dragons are still hidden away but in modern society a thousand years later knows dragon existed, there are sighting and maybe on rare occasion a captured dragons. Enough evidence to prove their existence. One of this evidences is Hiccup's story turned legend from the kingdom of Berk. Toothless lived for a 1000 years and every year after Hiccup's death he would visit the Chiefdom turned Kingdom so people can't really deny his existence.
They have the most well preserved historical records that would make all the historians go gaga over it.
The purpose of this ask is that I just casually imagined an unhinged history twitter discourse about Hiccup and his life. Like what would the people's assumption gonna be?
"All my life all I've heard is that King Hiccup III is a runt so why did I just found out that he's actually 6'1. if that's a runt what am I?"
"Everyone saying how kind and nice HHH3 is but he literally inventing killing machines as a kid!!! I mean that's how he basically shot down his dragon, it's just a miracle his dragon survived the fall"
"Lmao imagine you are a kind from the dark ages and somehow this goofy engineer shows you his sword that burst into flames. No wonder everyone thought he was a sorcerer or a demon"
"I know Viggo bad because dragon hunter and maybe a human slaver but the "Dear Hiccup" I know what you are"
Oh my god, that would be INSANE. These fake tweets are amusing me so much, oml. 😂😂😂 Thank you for sharing!
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All of these are M!Cesar and you can't convince me otherwise
Me showing this to people who ask what the eldritch beast in my story is like:
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pithy marketing ideas for my stupid books
Aspiring blacksmith and young Darksouls boss overcome their differences, go on adventures.
Themes of healing from intrafamily trauma, loss and abandonment issues, navigating consent and communication, overcoming guilt and social anxiety, and facing crises of self-worth and purpose. Also the monsters eat people.
Maybe the real found family was the giant man-eating bear sphinx people we fell in love with along the way.
Ace woman blacksmith and giant monster slowburn adventure romance in Russia-inspired fantasy world.
Environmental exploitation is bad but ecofascism is also bad so maybe we can agree to not overhunt furbearers and you can agree to not eat people? Does that sound- oh you’re still eating people. Um.
The gay sphinx is the only one of us even close to being neurotypical.
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I’m mad that I go to the my eyes deceive tag and half of the content is my shitty cartoon fox art guys I want to see your art or analysis or writing or papa hate posts there’s gotta be someone else out there right
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Current little writing things Im gonna do once this current chapter is fucking DONE
Caseynardo oneshot (long overdue oof)
How the SSDF Family met Hueso
Two donnie whumpshots :)
A post canon little fic thing for tmnt 2012 (ie they stop the mutagen bomb and New York throws an entire parade in their honor. This would basically be the boys finally revealing themselves to the world)
Nice fun little things while my poor brain recovers from this absolute UNIT of a chapter (still not done btw)
Anyways remind me about these or I will forget. I have the attention span of a goldfish
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