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The Evolution of Property Hunting

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How To Choose The Best Website Builders UK For Your Business

Choosing the right web design agency for your business can be difficult. The internet is bursting with web designers from all over the world, from established one-man bands to established award-winning agencies. A simple Google search yields 1.8 million results for a "web designer" alone! Do you go with established and trusted agencies, or do you take the risk of a new designer with newer ideas? How do you know which partners will get the results you are looking for?

Tips To Choose The Right Web Design Company 

1) Consider Your Website Requirements

The first thing you need to do is figure out what your business needs are. Do you need an E-commerce website? Do you want to allow online booking? How many pages do you need? If you have many products, how would you like to arrange them? You can do some competitor benchmarking or look at similar businesses. It may lead to daunting but don’t worry, a good web design agency will help you through the process and will ultimately save you money and get better results.

2) Decide Your Budget 

Before you start contacting restaurant web development agencies, it's important to set a budget so you know how much you can afford. As we mentioned earlier, there are many choices and prices can vary widely. Due to the reservation nature of web design, many designing agencies won't post prices on their websites, so you'll need to approach them with a sketch of your initial requirements to know the cost. If you receive a price that is out of your range, you can always discuss how to downsize your project to get a more affordable rate. It's important to manage your expectations and keep in mind the principle of Good, Fast, and Cheap. Even the best web designing agencies can only achieve 2 of these aspects in a single project, so decide your priorities.

3) See Their Lists & Their Results

Best website builders in the UK will display their past work on their website, so you can browse through and see if you like their work. Find an idea or approach that you like and see if you recognize any prominent brands/companies. Click and browse through a previous client's website to see how you feel as a user, too. A good web designing agency will build a website that fits your brand requirements, so look for variety in their designs. If everything looks the same, you should get it too.

Also, keep your eyes peeled for real results. Proven web design agencies can post facts and figures to show how their designs have boosted previous clients' business, e.g. increased visitor access, reduce bounce rates, improve load times, increase revenue, and even ROI.

4) Read Reviews & Testimonials

Look for reviews and testimonials from previous customers, as most established designers will have these. And it's best to check independent sites like Google My Business and other review sites because simple citations on a single site can be easily faked. Also, research the client's name to verify they're a legit company, and check out their website while you're at it. You can always check the web designer's social media profiles along with star ratings, reviews, and more. As a completely open forum, social media can give your insight into how a company is viewed. 

5) Get Tips From Friends, Family And Other Businesses

Don't be afraid to ask for references. Ask your friends and family if they know any best restaurant website designers because it's always good to work with someone with a proven track record. And you can also talk to other local businesses to see who they employ. You can also browse the Internet to find websites you like. Most designers will be credited at the bottom of the site with a link back so you can find their contact information quickly and easily.

6) Call or E-Mail Them

There is no better way to get to know a company than to simply get in touch. Pick up the phone or email them. What vibes do you get? How is their customer service? Are they like people you might work with? If you're all on good terms after first contact, follow up with a video call or visit to get to know them better and discuss your needs in more detail.

7) Find A Balance Access

All web designers know how to create an attractive design, but not all have the skills and experience to consider the big picture. Your website is the culmination of all your online marketing. Your website needs to work with many factors, from search engines to social media, to ultimately drive sales. So it's important to find a web designer who has a solid understanding of the overall process and who can support your online business, not just build a website.

[srutis]

Hi still raising funds to move from out under the smack den, lot lot of estate agencies landlords are askin for 6 months rent upfront so it's been hard as that's roughly £3k in some instances

It's been especially rough these past months, with angry dealers banging tryna get in, cars set on fire, my neighbor beating her dog at all hours off her head (animal welfare has been informed with evidence, they are just not doing anything)

I get no sleep and essentially can't effectively do commission or take on freelance work effectively to help me fund getting out on my own, especially with the cost of living in the UK draining me dry on top atm

gay, no fam, currently can't work and live in poverty & appreciate any help you can still donate via

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With a closer look, it is usually possible to confirm AI interior design the same way as other forms of generative AI imagery: by looking for unrealistic textures, inconsistent angles, stray pixels or garbled text. But the tech is getting better all the time. Does Virtual Staging AI make it clear when it is being used in listings? “Usually, it's up to the agent to disclose in descriptions,” Bonacina says. “Some of them also add a watermark on the picture and quite a few of them actually upload both pictures, so [people can see] the empty and the staged room.”

But not all agents make it clear that they are using AI. While the US passed the AI Disclosure Act last year, requiring any generative AI content to carry a disclaimer, the UK has no such legislation. Despite Virtual Staging AI not applying a watermark or disclaimer by default, Bonacina says not making AI use clear could have repercussions with prospective movers. Given the housing crisis, competition for rentals is high and there have been reports of some renters taking on properties without viewing them in person. Is AI staging really helping people make an informed decision about where they want to live?

The other obvious issue is the potential for AI to fit out rooms with furniture that is not to scale, giving the impression that somewhere is bigger than it actually is. Omar Beg is the managing director of McBryer Beg, a chartered surveyor and letting agency in London that has been using AI to virtually furnish some of its own listings for around a year (you can see an example of their AI handiwork here). He explains that AI furnished rooms can give a less-than-accurate representation of their real life potential: “Some agents can be a little bit flexible with the truth. You know, where a bed and a chair and a wardrobe fit into a space where you couldn’t swing a cat.”

AI staging services usually generate multiple renders of how a room might be furnished, and agents are likely to choose images that make rooms look their best, even if it’s not a realistic setup for people who actually have to live there. Omar gives the example of wardrobes, which he says rarely crop up in AI, but are a staple of pretty much every bedroom in the real world. “The reason why that is done is because open spaces are more attractive. They feel more attractive, they feel more welcoming, but the reality is that's not going to be the space that you're living in.” 

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The line of duty – Tim Laurence, Defence Estates

By Emily Wright | 11 July 2008

Tim Laurence has commanded warships, sailed the world and held top positions in the government. But taking the helm at Defence Estates is perhaps his greatest challenge.

It’s fortunate that vice-admiral Tim Laurence likes a challenge. Just over a year into his role as chief executive of Defence Estates he has already undergone a Public Accounts Committee investigation and faces an uphill struggle to hit the targets he has set for an estate that is still suffering from a chronic lack of funding.

Laurence is under no illusion about how tough the road ahead is. “The Ministry of Defence owns or manages about 1% of the UK’s entire land mass,” he says. “That’s a terrific responsibility. But I have always thrived on making difficult decisions. That is probably why I enjoy this job,” he pauses for a second, smiles and raises his eyebrows, “because, well, it certainly is a challenge.”

Laurence is the kind of chap who, if he were sitting next to you at a dinner party, you’d think you had got a pretty good deal. Pleasant but not dull, he is charming not suave, bright not arrogant.

“Welcome,” he smiles, all 6’4” of him as he gestures around the meeting room it has taken 15 minutes to get to through MoD’s security in Whitehall. “Welcome to this wonderful ministerial office which I, unfortunately, cannot claim as my own. I operate out of one far less pleasant most of the time.” The comment sounds odd coming from a man who is married to Princess Anne and lives in Buckingham Palace. But then he has always made it clear that vice admiral Tim Laurence the chief executive and Tim Laurence the royal are two separate people. The latter persona, we have firmly been told, is not in attendance during this interview.

Needless to say, personal questions are a definite no-no. But when it comes to his job heading the agency responsible for all MoD land in the UK and overseas, there is no holding him back. He explains how he is tackling the agency’s problems, how he plans to take its £1bn programme forward, and why he swears it is easier to run a team on a ship out on the high seas than in an office.

Laurence joined the Royal Navy in the seventies and had a successful seagoing career for the next 24 years. He climbed the ladder from navigating officer to commander and had four warship commands. He has also served at the MoD’s head office, most recently as director of navy resources and programmes until 2004 and then as assistant chief of defence staff (resources and plans) until 2007. On 30 April, 2007 he was promoted to vice admiral and took on the role as Defence Estates chief executive the following day, relieving vice admiral Peter Dunt.

But with the role came a number of problems, including criticism over inadequate servicemen’s housing, allegations of poor management, a lack of funding and a shortage of building and construction staff.

Laurence makes no attempt to put a positive spin on the agency’s bad press. Nor does he pretend that there is an overnight solution. “The most obvious challenge is that we have inherited an estate both in the UK and overseas that has suffered from severe underinvestment,” he says. “We’re now working on improving and recovering from that former position. Obviously we would all like that to happen more quickly, but there is only so much one can do each year.”

The problems were really rammed home by parliament’s PAC during hearings in May last year and a report that followed in November. It said there were significant gaps in the agency’s understanding of the cost of its estate and that it had no way of knowing where funding was needed most, that £13.5m of maintenance work was deferred in 2006/07 owing to cuts and that more than 40% of forces’ accommodation was below standard.

Laurence’s thoughts on the committee’s report are mixed: “The PAC made some sensible recommendations, but we felt that their criticism in some areas was a little OTT.” When pressed, he highlights the comment that almost half of family accommodation is substandard. “Out of four levels we have just under 60% of these units at the highest standard, another 35% at the second highest level. So that’s something like 95% of our housing in the top two tiers. Yes, there are some units at level three and a tiny number at level four. But all of them, apart from a handful of houses, meet the decent homes standard. Therefore I think the PAC was little bit glib implying that the 40% of housing which is not at the very highest standard is substandard.”

But he does admit that the quality of some servicemen’s housing is not up to scratch, particularly accommodation for single people, which is now a top priority and will be allocated a large chunk of the group’s budget – £800m a year. And then there is Project Slam, a 10-year programme launched in 2001 to raise the standard of single housing, which has attracted £1bn of investment.

“Not all housing in the UK or overseas for service personnel is as good as I’d like,” he says. “Some is a bit out of date and the kitchens and bathrooms need updating. Having said that, a lot is modern and built to a high standard. We’re investing significant sums – around £300m a year – in new build and upgrading.” The MoD hope to deliver 6,500 units for single personnel in 2008/09 and 60,000 by 2013.

Just how the shortfall has become so significant is a question Laurence does not shy away from. “We made a major strategic decision about 10 years ago that the standard for single people should be a single room with en-suite shower and toilet facilities,” he says. “Overnight we made about 150,000 bed spaces out of date because they didn’t meet that modern standard. Since then we have been trying to meet those standards.”

Another problem for Defence Estates has been the lack of internal staff in contracting, architectural and surveying roles. This problem was highlighted in November last year in a PAC report that said the MoD only employs 57% of the QSs it needs. Laurence said at the time: “It is difficult to get these people. They are very much in demand.” Today he says: “We never have as many internal people as we would like. We do sometimes use external professionals but we really try not to as we like to keep things in-house – we know we have good expertise and it is more cost-effective. The main issue is that I cannot pay as much as the private sector. I will not make millionaires out of my people. But they can enjoy the tremendous variety and good training schemes. We have a graduate training scheme now too – I think we offer a good in road into the industry.”

Defence Estates’ portfolio is worth £20bn. In the pipeline there are plans to develop a 193ha base in north London. The project is being carried out using a new contract called Prime Plus – something Laurence says has a lot of applicability across the entire public sector (see box below).

Other schemes include Project Aquatrine, a 25-year PPP/PFI MoD-wide water and wastewater project, regional prime contracting, and a number of PFI contracts operating around the estate. Five are regional and there are two others, one to maintain housing in England and Wales, and one to manage rural training estates.

But the group’s future contracting plans remain unsure. As Laurence explains, they are reviewing all systems across the board. “We are assessing whether we’re getting value for money and what the contracts will be from 2010 to 2013 onwards. We’ve got a team working on this and they are getting a feel for other possibilities including using framework contracting or going back to standalone contracts – we wouldn’t rule those out.”

Laurence’s rule to keep the interview focused on his role in Defence Estates is understandable, but he seems glad to talk about his earlier career commanding ships and as he does so he relaxes.

“I loved commanding ships. I really loved it. And it was a great deal easier running a team on a warship I can tell you. When you have 300 people in a metal box, if the captain says turn right, generally speaking, everyone has to turn right. It gets very wet if they don’t.

“With Defence Estates, people are scattered throughout the UK from Cape Wrath to Land’s End and then across a number of bases abroad so it becomes much more difficult to convey the messages. I try to communicate in various ways – websites, magazines, journals and travelling round to meet people. I try to spend two days each week going to sites to meet customers and staff.

“But I really did enjoy being at sea. I was working with terrific people, travelling round the world. It was just a great experience.”

He leans back in his chair and falls silent. You can’t help but wonder how much this man misses life on the high seas. But the mood of nostalgia lingers only a split second before Laurence becomes the epitome of efficient professionalism once more.

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This day in history

I'm kickstarting the audiobook for "The Internet Con: How To Seize the Means of Computation," a Big Tech disassembly manual to disenshittify the web and bring back the old, good internet. It's a DRM-free book, which means Audible won't carry it, so this crowdfunder is essential. Back now to get the audio, Verso hardcover and ebook:

http://seizethemeansofcomputation.org

#20yrsago Evaporating Danube reveals sunken Nazi ships https://web.archive.org/web/20050306100802/http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/344868|oddlyenough|08-04-2003::11:05|reuters.html

#15yrsago Heinlein’s dystopian juvenile novels https://web.archive.org/web/20110611035337/http://www.tor.com/blogs/2008/08/juviedystopias

#15yrsago Nature Neuroscience article on neurological basis for magic, co-written by Teller of Penn and Teller https://web.archive.org/web/20080828052922/http://www.nature.com/nrn/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nrn2473.html

#15yrsago EFF forces spoon-bender Geller to eat crow over bogus copyright claim https://web.archive.org/web/20080819004846/http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/08/05/psychic-spoonbender.html

#10yrsago @wilwheaton​’s funny, raunchy comedy set http://www.alphageekradio.com/2013/07/ag-radio-w00tstock-50-story-time-with.html

#10yrsago Raising a daughter not to be ‘nice’ https://archive.nytimes.com/parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/31/i-do-not-want-my-daughter-to-be-nice/

#10yrsago Titanic lump of fat & wet-wipes dislodged from sewer https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2013/08/london-fatberg-17-ton-ball-of-fat-found-in-london-s-sewer.html

#10yrsago The From Hell Companion, including 7-year-old Hayley Campbell’s gory ways-to-die drawings https://memex.craphound.com/2013/08/05/the-from-hell-companion-including-7-year-old-hayley-campbells-gory-ways-to-die-drawings/

#10yrsago Making sense of “Beanish,” XKCD’s synthetic language https://beanishlang.wordpress.com

#5yrsago The UK’s largest estate agency is on the verge of bankruptcy https://wolfstreet.com/2018/08/03/uk-housing-downturn-pushes-biggest-real-estate-agency-with-10000-employees-to-brink-shares-collapse/

#5yrsago America’s big cities are increasingly home to people living in their cars https://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-americans-are-living-in-their-vehicles-amid-high-housing-prices/

#1yrago Uber’s still not profitable: An effective wealth transfer of $2.8 billion from labor to capital in just three months https://pluralistic.net/2022/08/05/a-lousy-taxi/#a-giant-asterisk

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Today all you have to do to secure a home in a place, say like Edinburgh is to simply connect with the best estate agents in Edinburgh and everything else from there is smooth sailing.

[choco-strawberry-vanilla]

So, life Update: June 2023

I'll soon be 25 and still haven't managed to finish uni due to extenuating financial reasons my family put me into before I was 18 haha.

Grandma died in early 2021 and yea, took me abt a year to be able to laugh out loud again and I still struggle with smiling on pictures n stuff. Planning on getting a Monarch Butterfly tattoo in her honour bc we were gonna get one together before she died and then she chickened out.

Was supposed to get a job permit (I'm a foreigner living in another country) over a year ago and GUES THE FUCK WHAT??? the legal assistant I paid to a year ago told me just yesterday that his mentor (the one giving his legal power for everything, will explain if needed) PLAYED DEAD AND MADE A PUBLIC POST ABOUT HIS FUNERAL AND THE AUTHORITIES SAW THAT AND DELETED MY CASE FROM THE WORK MINISTRY. The bastard didn't tell me anything for the year he was supposedly processing everything and I had to chew him out over the phone until he told me everything.

*he now re-submitted everything, and I'm supposed to get it in abt 5 months*

ONTO GOOD NEWS

I have been in a relationship with C since Oct. 2018, been living together for more than a year now, and we're getting a house together (under their name bc I'm hillariously inellegible for ANY sort of loans or mortgages). We're expecting news from the real estate agency so we can sign the final docs and get our keys.

Along with that, we've been in a poly relationship with a wonderful guy from the UK, J, for almost 2 years. He's come to visit us once (for a whole month) and we spent Christmas and New Year's together at his place.

While at his place, I got a daith piercing (very pretty) and C got their ears pierced (looks very cute with them hehe). Sadly, I had to get my daith out bc I had to take and emergency CATscan and the piercing was too fresh to replace jewelery for a silicone one (and it was 3am when I got the scan, too lmao).

No worries abt the scan tho. Been having chronic, debilitating migraines since I was 19. Never paid them much attention bc no drs would take them seriously. CAT came out normal and neurologist put me on some new treatment to help prevent them (not working tho haha)

Good news is: if they put me under disability, I'll get 25% plane ticket discounts and meds, so I guess that's good reward from life, considering I really cannot even keep a job for more than 2 months bc of the migraines.

ANYWHO

Once C and I get all the pertaining docs for the house, we can move in right away and abt a month after that, I'll go stay with J for 6 months (stayed 3 last time).

My cats (Alcaparra and Oliva) are now 3 and 4 years old, respectively. They are super pampered, and I plan on taking them with me once we move to the UK with J EVENTUALLY.

I'm very excited abt having our own place, where I can use a drill at 3am or whenever I want nyehehehehe.

Since I'm not working (for legal and medical reasons), I mostly do lil housewife chores like cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, feeding the cats, doing dishes, meal-prepping, and running errands.

Things are still far from perfect, and I'm struggling a lot with my self-value without a job. I'm very lucky to have kind and understanding partners who are willing to take care of me and let me take care of them in return. Talking with friends also helps a lot, even if I have lacked the social energy to be able to consistently hang out with them for more than 3 years.

That's it for the almost-quarter-of-century life update!

[lavelleestates]

Are you looking to buy a perfect house in Liverpool, UK? don’t know where to start?

At Lavelle Estates agents in Liverpool, we will guide you through the entire buying process and help you find a property that suits your needs and your budget.

We are a full-service firm with knowledgeable professionals who know their communities and the real estate market inside and out.

Contact us today! 

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Fully Managed E-Commerce Website

Are you looking for lead generation on your estate agency platform? The below-listed five features will transform your website into a digital powerhouse.

1. Visually Appealing & Engaging User Interface:

38% of individuals will stop engaging with a website if the content or layout is not appealing, so every page on an managed website services should be aesthetics in mind. From website content to the placement of CTA's - all functioning in tandem to create an engaging UI that does not lose its leads within a "boring" experience.

At The Fully Managed Website, we are specialists in estate agency web design and have launched many highly engaging websites and optimised them to deliver on lead generation. From content architecture to strategic CTA position, we can create visually appealing pages that drive leads to conversions.

2. Quick Loading Speeds:

39% of individuals will quit the website if the images do not load or take too long to load. Optimising the content loading time and page loading time plays a crucial role in generating leads that aren't lost to competitors. The best-performing websites have impressive load times through efficient hosting services, compressing non-essential imagery and much more.

About the lead-generating website, we understand that high performance is crucial! Whether through server optimization with better hosting solutions or leveraging browser caches to reduce load times for repeat customers - our website development team is dedicated to delivering a digital infrastructure that pushes for efficiency.

3. Cross-Device Optimization:

As indicated by Google, 53% of visitors abandon the websites, if the loading time is more than 3 sec. Considering that nowadays a significant part of the online searches takes place through mobile, it has become more significant, than before for estate agency websites to guarantee their digital experience doesn't falter.

The Fully Managed Website designed websites are lead-gen efficient - regardless of the device. Achieving consistency through any dynamic website designs that rebuild duplicate content to guarantee the best possible experience is constantly delivered for small business website builders. Calls to action are strategically repositioning and guiding leads towards conversions.

4. Having A Robust CRM Database

Understanding your leads is a resource for any estate agency through collecting data, any estate agency can experience exponential growth.

Estate agencies should point towards making a smooth data funnel between lead-actions initiated and their database. Such data lends to a higher ROI in the future promotion and can directly target customer profiling as you have access to knowledge of your lead's needs in the property business.

The Fully Managed Website stay focused and informed on the latest CRM integrations. Such integrations offer advantages, for example, up-to-date property listings and spot registration of customer details – based on the interests taken in a property. Information that awards estate agents the ability to adapt and offer customer experience.

5. Case-Studies: Social and SEO Proofing

Case studies and reviews act as social proofing, highlighting an estate agency's quality help to leads - which positively impacts conversion rates. They are also proof to search engines of your website's credibility. User-generated content that fits your website's profile highlights in Google, precisely what your website offers - which helps SEO rankings.

An average website that implements case studies, reviews and testimonials experiences a 45% increase in traffic compared with websites that do not have it. We understand the significance of reviews when developing an estate agency website. We make it a focus of our own to implement a digital structure that actively highlights reviews to website visitors.

[insomniac-jay]

AlEva Headcanons/Lore

Description: An assortment of headcanons for Alfred x Eva as requested by one @calciumcryptid <3 (also an apology for absolutely DESTROYING your ask box)

Warning(s): Past trauma mentions, Alfred being slightly creepy, swearing

Tags: AlEva is just the weird girl with mommy issues falling for the creepy goth guy who sits in the back of the class singing MCR under his breath

How They Met/Pre Canon

When Eva was younger, she met the Silverstone family at a fancy event (lets just say the Oscar's afterparty for the sake of it). Eva's m*ther saw this as an opportunity to both social climb and gain more power since the Silverstones are one of the UK's top acting families.

So like any abusive self centered mother does, she pressured Eva into talking to one of the sons: Anderson.

"Eva, we need to make nice with these Silverstones so that our families can merge together and we can have more fame. If this doesn't fall through and we end up homeless and on the streets it will be your fault and not mine~"

Do you hate Mrs. Satirist yet cause I do.

But Eva wasn't interested in Anderson. He was too uptight for her taste. Needing to escape an unfavorable situation, she excused herself and ran off to the garden.

It was there that she heard someone reciting Shakespeare and went to go investigate.

That's when she laid her eyes upon Alfred, who was indeed reciting Shakespeare. She was instantly captivated by the display and watched him up until her m*ther called her back in. But she would never forget Alfred, especially his voice.

Present Day/Canon Timeline

They call each other soulmates.

Eva basically knows that Alfred is her soulmate because he truly understands her and her psyche.

Alfred knows Eva is his soulmate because she understands what it's like to not be able to have a life of your own, to be forced to life someone else's dream and not your own.

The rest of the Muses either fucking hate him or find him unsettling, especially Voski. While she may not like Eva that much either, she does not like this creepy guy at all.

Eva, on the other hand, she is fucking into this creepy dude. Like yass king recite Shakespeare to me and then lets make out.

Alfred will do random things like play with the buttons on Eva's shirt or whisper in her ear and then nuzzle her neck and she just lets him. Calliope was ready to kill him the first time she saw him do the latter.

He always leaves her these very Worded™ notes or letters about how she's the light of his life and how there's no woman like her whenever Eva is at the agency.

When not doing hero work, they go on dates to places like theatres, operas, etc. Eva enjoys it a lot because she'd rather witness actual dramatics than recorded ones.

Future/Post Canon

At some point, Alfred asks Eva to marry him in the most Alfred way possible.

"Eva Satirist, oh woman! Long have I seen the days where you rise and sleep with a beauty only bestowed to thee by the gods and long have I yearned to bare witness to that beauty! Come, to me! I ask of thee to be thy wife, and in turn shall be your husband!"

Eva was brought to tears and said yes because she's such a simp for this creepy cryptic theater kid.

They decide to hyphenate their last names to show that they're both important to each other's lives.

They get married and move out to Alfred's dad's English countryside estate. Alfred has it renovated to be gothic so him and Eva can live like vampires.

When Eva invited her former coworkers to her new place, the Muses tried so hard not to be mean bc Eva deserves to be happy and finally express herself.

Zaruhi, who has gotten back together with Voski for good, is fucking ecstatic. She wants a place similar to it but Voski shuts her down.

"Eva, do you think you could-"

"Finish the question and I'll break up with you again."

Alfred always make sure to take care of Eva by his own hand. Whether it be brushing her hair, clipping her nails, etc he's there to do it.

They have seven kids together. The oldest is Minerva "Minnie" Satirist-Silverstone and the youngest is Marilyn Satirist-Silverstone.

@floof-ghostie @opalofoctober @s0ursop @pizzolisnacks @peachyblkdemonslayer

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Discover innovative strategies to increase your listings and grow your stock. Our latest blog offers essential tips tailored for the UK market that will transform your approach and boost your success.

Read more here: https://www.propertyjinni.co.uk/blog/tips-to-get-more-stock-and-listings-for-your-estate-agency/

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Rural Real Estate Roundup: Your Complete Guide to Countryside Living in the UK

Sell Rural House UK: Charming Countryside Properties Available for Sale

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