#even if its just fuciking saying shit. like this

[spamtoon]

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[octogramsmiles]

ow ow ow fuck why did I do that to myself

hey sweetie I'm just like you now

Hey you remember the cold basement floor

and the dark lights

aand hte little flame in your hand as you singed the blade

and the markings up and side and across and side and down and on and on until the mark was carved into your flesh

And you remember the tug fo flesh as you pulled the knife across the open wounds

criss cross on the skin, getting stuck in the flap of flesh and making you wince

It didn't hurt as bas as you thought

if you weren't a coward you would have cut deeper

till your little belly was ready to burst out of the gashes

But you insisted on thin cuts methodical cerminoical symbolic of the stranglehold she had over you

how old were you, do you remember?

HOW FUCKING OLD WERE YOU

I'm so fucking glad they touched me. I'm so fucking happy to be this broken. I can see them watching me wherever I go. You set me up. YOU fucking made me like this. Thank you. Thank you. Your singeing scalding burning hands follow me every fucking step I take and I just KNOW KNOW KNOW YOU DON"T EVEN REALIZE IT. YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BADLY YOU FUCKED ME UP

FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD. FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD. FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU oh good lord thank you for fucking ruining me so young the loud clap of leather and the blood and the threats and the fucking pleading and the terror that at any moment it all goes away. I know I know I know you fucking saw right through me I fucking know you could see into me see my miserable evil soul see that I was going to fucking hell to burn and suffer forever.

And when I cry and cry and cry to the priest that I'm a tainted sinner with a body fucking ruined he fucking feels me up and tells me he can make it okay. thank you THANK YOU THANK YOU FUCKING 1 INCH THICK WALLS OF PLASTER BETWEEN ME AND MY CLASSMATES TO FUCKING SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING THANK YOU THANK YOU

eht fucking blood dripping down my leg right now. its for you its for you for you that did this to me for you that broke me for me and you and everyone else my warm wretched intoxicating blood is for all to enjoy, splattered on cool tile or asphault or sharp rocks in the woods

I know it's coming. I know it's close. I CAN SEE IT COMING I CAN SEE IT COMING I CAN SEE IT COMING I CAN SEE IF FUCIKING COMING ITS COMING FOR ME AND I FUCKING KNOW IT ITS COMING AND I"LL BE READ Y FUCKING READY TO RFIGHT AND DIE AND BURN AND SUFFER AND ILL FIGHT AND ILL BURN AND ILL DIE AND ILL SUFFER I KNOW ITS ALMOST HERE I JUST KNOW IT I KNOW IT I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I SEE YOU I KNOW YOURE THERE YOU FUCKING REASE ME HEN IM LIKE THIS AND I FUCKING JUST KNOW JUST KNOW JUST KNOW YOURE WAITING FOR ME TO LOOK AWAY WAITING FOR ME TO MESS U P WAITING TO FUCKING WRAP THOSE FINGERS AROUND MY FSTUPID FUCKING THROAT AND KILL ME

: ) : ) :) :) HI HEY HELLO HI HEY HI HEY hell o hi hey hello hi hey hellow ha ha ha hope you'fre fucking happy you freak i know exaclty how much this hurts but it's exactly what you deserve awalys tryng to blame this shit on other people its so easy isn't it going though life guilt free oh the touched me oh they hurt me oh they showed me stuff they shouldnt good good good good fucking grow up and stand up and liten to yourself right now you bleeding whining stupid whore yourte the fucking wretch youre the fucking pervert youre the fucking miserable child who never outgrew her fucking delusions hello hello hello hi hi hello youre happy arent you fucker this makes you happe smile for me fucker smile so so wide smile for me fucker smile for me so wide youre so happy so so so happy~~~ so happy ~~~~~~~ you just know it ~~~~~~ so fucking happy hello hi hello hi you're so you you toy you yo u oyu oyou ooyou uoouoyuoytouytruotyr o

[featherfreezombie]

iw SPOILERS

alrighty folks, i need to do a ramble. i saw infinity war, rest is under the cut of course. so SPOILERS!!!!!!

i HATED IT SO FUCKING MUCH SO FUCKING FUCIKING MUCH

alright. let’s get the big thoughts out of the way first. i am not mad people died, i also am not lying on the floor crying like so many have written they do. i feel nothing and it’s infuriating.

you know that effect when the scale goes up and up and up and it becomes less relatable in its one-upmanshit of itself? that was a typo and im not going to fix it. oneupmanshit. there you go.

thanos is a huge problem, i didn’t give a damn in the trailers, thought they might do stuff.. but.. omnipotence is just sooooo fuuuuucking boooooring and his motivations are “i do evil things because of a messed up conviction” but on the largest scale where it just seems so ridiculous and i can’t take him seriously even as he plows through the heros. his little lovey-dovey gamora moments don’t do shit considering how he raised her, set against her sister and all that. your love isn’t redeeming if it’s BIG-TIME abusive you fucking grapesicle.

okay so that’s thanos.

i think the plot and writing was exceptionally bad. everything that happens seemed to VERY obviously set up something they wanted to happen, which is how plots work but you’re not supposed to notice. and if the things that happen don’t make sense, it becomes even worse. just one example was stark’s line of we need to find vis, who might be able to find him “steve rogers might” why would he though?

steve isn’t this huge wealth of intelligence (as in knowledge and information, not smarts), if he had said natasha, that would’ve made sense. if he said wanda, that would have made sense. but no, we needed to set up the civil war talk and steve’s name had a bigger impact. bullshit.

OHOHOH, i should really talk about loki though. i got the feeling the russos just had no idea what to do with him and didn’t care. the only way his final actions make sense is if you view it as “suicide by thanos”. like. standing in front of thanos, giving him some weak drivel about pledging loyalty and then summoning a butter knife in the back of his hand, while thanos’ buddies stand behind HIM, and straight on attack? bull-fucking-shit. i could see how his final words might have been to thor, to say “hey, we’re family, goodbye” and shit.. but in his current state of mind and in that moment, it’s so out of character to do what he did.

loki would have slunk into the shadows, maybe fake being killed so that thanos might feel he had his fun and leave thor. which is what i hope happened, but somehow i don’t believe it anymore, since he would have been blown into space too, i guess. i had hopes he’d snuck onto the donut maybe, but.. nah.. probably not. though i WILL fantasize about loki being on titan too, with a very messed up tony. oh wait, quill’s alive too... right...

great scene by the way, on titan, kill all the aliens and let three human white dudes sitting there. eh, two. strange died too.

-breeeeeathe-

alrighty.

so, treatment of loki put me in a very bad headspace. they didn’t even bother showing the setup of that scene. bruce knows loki was sent by thanos. we will never know what loki actually said to them before they were borded, it’s just cast aside.

so, i am willing to attribute a lot of my grievances with this piece of shit movie to an opening scene that pissed me off ROYALLY. i wouldn’t have minded him dying per se, i was expecting it kind of, but the way they did crushed my suspension of disbelief. the bad writing continued to do that, so i was beside the movie, watching from the outside for the entire time and completely emotionally detached.

i wanted to go home to watch inane let’s plays and play idle games, i did not give a single fuck. i tried, i wanted to like the movie. i even came up with all sorts of plottwists, that might have made things interesting. one of which would be a heel-turn of thor where he kills thanos and takes the gauntlet, now THAT would have been cool and actually sort of in character. i liked his heart-to-heart with rocket about not having anything left, so... i could see it.

my mind supplied all these alternate developments to try and redeem what i was seeing, but no.. aaaaaand the disintegrating. now. infinity gauntlet complete, thanos nopes out of wakanda and half the universe dies. no send-off, no context. it felt like MARVEL culling the herd, that’s gotten to big, it felt fake and random. i mean it was supposed to be random in canon, but it really jsut felt to me like feige standing there with a clipboard going “okay black panther is gonna bomb, don’t need t’challa anymore i guess.... let’s see... bucky, eeh.. let’s kill all this stucky talk. who else. vis, out. (i was gald about that one actually)”

[and would they have killed of t’challa if they had known how well bp was received? maybe they thought it would just add some one-time “flavor” and be like this “see, we can have an african lead too” that didn’t need to be made any deeper. ugh.]

like the only death that had an impact was peter, he’s the only one that got sort of a send-off. i guess bucky, because he was the first, felt special too. it was sooo lazyyyy....

it’s like, we need to kill many people, but it’s also a disney movie so it cannot feel too much like a massacre. it just fucking sucked.

romance! eh. yeah. watching a 20-year old woman with a 2-year old man who looks about 60 is just so many shades of wrong and uncomfortable, god am i glad vision is gone.

there was the obligatory bruce-nat glances, but nothing more. there was a bit of tony-pepper stuff, and i hate that ship. squicks me the f out for some reason. one of them being that they reconciled off-screen in homecoming and i have never seen how there’s anything more than friendship between them, i see the two as a brother/sister like relationship, so the forced romance and marriage and all that, ugh.

quill and gamora is actgually pretty sweet, their moments also provide character development, i like.

ooookay that was a long one and i got a lot off my chest. i just felt hollow and like i wouldn’t be excited about anything in life anymore, i still feel like it tbh. even though i tried to not get hyped about it, because i had tons of doubt, i wanted to enjoy the movie and i so thoroughly didnt, that i do not feel like seeing another marvel movie ever again, and that is some strong shit.

i have measured my life in “how long until thor2″ and “just half a year to civil war” and stuff like that, so... it feels like a huge loss. hope ill get some excitement back somehow, just now i feel nothing but cynical and jaded and i hate it. i like to like things, i like being positive about things and i tried, i really tried.

fuck you marvel

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 19

heyyyy

welcome back to another episode

we left off last with erxi coming off the bus and weiwei running to meet her!

i have my water, my potpie is in the oven, my phone and laptop are blugged in

as the honorable mark lee says, lezgeddit

asldkfjalds theyre already arguing again i lvoe it

the dramatics between the two i love them i love it

xiaoling’s family got money money

OH MY GOD MOOD ERXI

alkdsfjs xiaoling reeally said “oh heelllll nooOOOOooo-oh-oh”

let the girl enjoy her eye candy oh my god

i hate that erxi is wearing plaid

like ok we get it

youre setting her and photo boy up as love interests

blech

what is erxi looking out of??? the faucet??

who is she calling?  what about her internship how is that oging

ugh this guy again

what debts could she owe this guy

TWO GRAND

BITCH WHAT THE FIVE GRAND

i hate this guy

oh is he rich rich too

the way that shes doing the same thing she teased weiwei for alkdfjasjd

CAT

OH MY GOD

CAT

CAT CAT

WHAT THE FUCK BROT HTA IS NOT HOW YOU POICK UP A CAT YOU NASTY HO

its name is coffee T.T cute cute cute

why is he paying her if she owes him moneyyyyy???

i wonder if im gonna hate this actor in the other show hes in

i wanna say goblin but i dont remember what its called

why the fuck do he wash his cat every three days

she really do just be leaving i love her for that

what in the fuck is a drop rate

my braincells do not be worlking

weiwei really do just be dragging this man ugh we have to stan

september and fish bowl i lvoe them

my brain hurts

boy i will kill you

love that her facial expression was “...and?”

i like the receptionist woman she’s nice

ew its this guy

hate tihs man so much

fucking bowtie

bc he’s not xiao nai is

oh my god this woman appears to be nicer to erxi than she was to the other group

why do she be getting so much money

erxi please stop talking outloud

loh my god i am FEELING THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT

shes just on social media im deceased

what in the fuck is going on

oh my god thats so ???

why is nana back??

i thought they said fuck her

i knew he was a rat

ziyiyi??  is that who he’s working wit???

bitch

fucking huge if true

he has been

poached

but feels guilt about it

september fuck that’s a good shirt

HE SING

he get sneezed on

i hate that he isnt covering his mouth when he sneezes

oh christ

boy just go home

september i am propposing right now

september is such a good person what the fuck

ajsdkflajsdlkj they are

my favorite platonic relationship

nai is gonna beat september’s ass i can feel it

side note: DAMN DOES NAI LOOK GOOD FUCK THE STYLISTS DID FANTASTIC UGH

yang yang, sir, you are a visual indeed

i would once again love to be nai F(X) HELL YEAH BOY

even though we don’t hear it

HIS PLACE

bich

eywes on the road

im so sad i just realized theat we didnt hear f(x) bc of copyright or something fUCK

he wasn’t wearing shoes

WHY ARE WE ZOOMING IN ON THE FEET PLEASE GOD NO

no you aint

the other SHUT UP THAT WAS SO CUTE I CANT STNAT TEMM

KISS KISS KISS KISS

ugh talking e.e

no he hasnt

KISS KISS KISS????

YS

THATS THE SHIT

CAN SHE STOP LOOKING LIKE A DEAD FISH OH MY GOD

WE KNOW THAT HES HOT AND PROBABLY A GOOD KISSER IM SUING

aww okay the end of that scene was cute tho

oh???  are we gong to see her in his clothes FUCK

LAKDSFJALKSDJF

ARMS

what is she in? what the fuck why is that bathroom so nice???

BOOOO WE DIDNT SEE HER IN HIS CLOTHES

why do he be dressing like a hot boy im sick

kodak said i am no. 1 naiwei shipper fuciking fight me

ooohhh the subtle shade at glasses

oh my god what

why did you have to drag him outside to ask if she’s sick

jessu

OH FUCK

GOD NAI I AM PROPOSING RIGHT NOW

HE LITERALLY ALL BUT SAID THAT GLASSES WAS A BASTARD UGH WHAT AN ICON

god im looknig

those pants are good

erxi is a woman of many talents

why is weiwei hiding??  *eyes emoji*

OH MY GOD BITCH

OH MY GOD SHE HAS A HICKY I

HICKEY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GO D

XIAO NAI

WEIWEI

GET IT HELL YEAH

OH MY GOD

he really made out with a sick girl

he !!!!

oh my god

not at how she called him xiao-ge

she said its gamer time

ugh their stupid phone games i hate them

hes also like so smitten tho fuck i hate them

she

damn she said it’s snack time and no one will prevent it

ohhhhh blacksmithing in the game

i missed tht part

why is erxi so sleepy?

she missed her spot lmao

as if you have any right to talk photo boy

you wore the same shirt like 12 times in a row fuck all the way off

yes you are

do not do anything stupid

here he is doing soemthing stupdi

ifjhre weiwei really said skrrt byeee

iconic of her

huh

and thats the end of the episode!

thank you for watchining!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt. 15

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

wow has it been A Week

i have two tests in a few hours and i have so many notes left and calc problems and i'm dying so have this!

there are two links in the chapter and i know you're probably like. why would i click those? i mean i wouldn’t trust me either, but i swear they're fine. ignore the first if you'd like, but if you don't click the second you're probably going to be fairly confused? you'll see what i mean

this is extra long because i'm feeling extra procrastinate-y

(sorting hat = nino, cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub = alya, dipshit = adrien, ahHHH = mari)

i'm off to fail. enjoy~

3:23

sorting hat: what the fuck was i thinking were french wed go to beauxbatons oh also @alya akuma attack

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: but thats bORING wait what fuCK WHEN I FINALLY DECID E 2 SLEPE

sorting hat: please dont leave the house im too tired

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: …. nino what the fuck is thsi akuma

sorting hat: why would i know???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: bc i dont

sorting hat: love that 3 in the morning logic

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: all thats on the forums is pics of it stacking cars??????????? @hawkmoth wyd

sorting hat: being a dick probably

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok tru oooo something new in the inbox of the ladyblog make ur bets now

sorting hat: i say random theory

dipshit: Fanart duh

sorting hat: bro!!! youre up!! <3

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: gm marshmallow my love

sorting hat: howd you wake up? did the akuma get close to your house and finally make noise or osmething?

dipshit: Oh I never went to bed

sorting hat: …

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: what the SHI T SLEEP BOI

dipshit: Trust me, I would’ve if I wanted to

sorting hat: mari is the only one of us with any sense

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: shes a smart one

dipshit: Yeah Anyway what’s in the inbox

sorting hat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: thank u bab much appreciated but also ur a nerd anyway its wait waht ths hit hlyk fucik

sorting hat: uhhhh alya you ok??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i S HTIS  AK JOKE IMS TCARED TO CPIICK IT

dipshit: Well what is it??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: IS T A FICKUING VIDOE WITH CHANT OIRS  FACE AS THE THUMBLNAIL FIFS:DKLFJ:SDLKFJQWIUE:C:KJGK:SJ

sorting hat: wait like like he shot it himself??

dipshit: That’s some dedication is it like mid-akuma fight or something

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ahhhHHH I DON TKNOW I HAVNE TWATCHED IT YET its itS THE M TEHY METION ME MOM HOL Y FCUK i can t;breakt h im oginna die nsow WAITN I NEDD TO POST

sorting hat: please dont die on us yo send me the link fam

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DINOSUAR SCREEEECH  

dipshit: Did you mean pterodactyl screech

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THISNK I CAN SPELL THAT NR

dipshit: Honestly I didn’t even spell it right I had to use spellcheck

sorting hat: smh fake fan i bet you cant even name ten dinosaurs

dipshit: Do you want me to try???

sorting hat: no no i do not not right now maybe after school

dipshit: Does spelling count

sorting hat: yup scientific names only too bro no long neck bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ladyblog.tumblr.com/post/324367743289/update-from-the-favs ICAHT STOP YELLING IM SO GETITN G INTORUBLE FOR BEIGS O LOUD BUT HOLY SHI T

sorting hat: dang they look exhaust ed and that akuma really is just stacking cars

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i need a flashing gif thatj us tsays LADYNOIR IS CANON

sorting hat: bro thi s is so accurate to staying up until 3 am tho

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: HE CALLED HER PERFEC T

dipshit: Missed pun opportunity Could’ve said purrfect

sorting hat: im kicking you out

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: MARHSMALLOW I LIVOE U also i think theyr right about it being a kid

sorting hat: but like lb said its really late

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i mean tru

sorting hat: it looks like theyre building a castel or somethng

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: a fortress!!!

sorting hat: yeah!!!

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: to protect them from d r a g o n s or scary things

sorting hat: yo it couldve just been a kid with a nightmare if you by that

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: god whne the girls have a nightmare its ROUGH sometiems nothing will get them back to bed cant blame them i mean one of  the things that helps them is drwing nightmares fuk i woudlnt want to go back to sleep either

dipshit: The akumas building a fortress huh?

sorting hat: idk man we arent talking to the akuma ask chat

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh yeah no that failed

sorting hat: ????

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: he tried to talk to them and they just like picked him up and threw him away some1 submitted a video rip chat noir

dipshit: Sounds painful

sorting hat: rip in pepperoni anyway if you look at the akuma theyre sorta dressed up ya know

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i wanna say ur projecting the castle thing but ur right that thing in their hair looks like a crown

dipshit: Huh you’re right

sorting hat: man i need to sleep akumas are bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i just watche dthe video for the sixth itm e im gnna memorize it

sorting hat: babe please if youre gonna memorize something you should wait for a better vidoe

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THINK THEYLLY SEND A NOTHER

sorting hat: idk why not they sent thsi one

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT FAM oh snap here come the amgic ladybugs there the y go ayyyy

sorting hat: sleep

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok godo plan see u in a few hours 2 cry

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

ahHHH: I cannot bleieve you used our friends to stop an akuma

dipshit: Can you please let me live

ahHHH: I cant believe you sent taht video to alya

dipshit: Did you see how happy she was?????

ahHHH: Oh my god Im going to bed Please actually sleep???

dipshit: Uhh No promises but I’ll try my best

ahHHH: You better Night kittne

dipshit: See you in a few hours Night bugaboo

7:58 in hogwarts house discourse

sorting hat: i want to die

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub has changed their name to ladynoir keeps me living

ladynoir keeps me living renamed this conversation to “life is meaningless”.

dipshit: Optimistic

ahHHH: Fuck m y life and efverythign in it

  16:03

ladynoir keeps me living has renamed this conversation to “what the fUCK”.

ladynoir keeps me living: what the fuc k what thif cuk what teh kcuk WHAT THE ICUK NINO

sorting hat: babe im standing right next to you im processing gimme a fucking second

ladynoir keeps me living: ... 

sorting hat: ok i had a second what

ladynoir keeps me living: whaT ETH FCUK YOU TWO REPSOND YOU FUCKERS BOLTED WHAT HTE UC K

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG WHAT THE FUC K MARI!!!!!!!!!!! ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and dipshit

ladynoir keeps me living: answer uR GODDAMN PHON E I M GODING HUNT U DOWN I F U DONT RESPJNOD  

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: did i just see what i htink i saw correction did alya and i see what we think i saw bro adrien agreste are you here hellllooooooo shit dude

PM between sorting hat and ahHHH

sorting hat: dude dude what was that how long has that been a thing broski marinette goddammit guys

PM between ahHHH and dipshit

dipshit: Uh I’m really sorry about that It just Happened

ahHHH: Its fine Youre fine Its fine Were all fine

dipshit: Are they…?

ahHHH: Yup I have So many messages Oh my go d

dipshit: I’m so sorry

ahHHH: Its both our faults or something

dipshit: You want Alya or Nino

ahHHH: Uh lets do this the simplest way you go nino i go alya Good luck

dipshit: Same to you

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: What

ladynoir keeps me living: ok deep breaths do not what me i saw that nino saw that you lived it

ahHHH: lived what

ladynoir keeps me living: U JUST KISSED ADRIEN AGREST E

ahHHH: um

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

dipshit: Hey Nino What’s up

sorting hat: ha ha very funny alyas having a cow but seriously did you and marinette kiss

dipshit: Uhh I mean yes Yes we did There was lip touching going on there It was an accident

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: It was an accident!!!!

ladynoir keeps me living: an aCCIDENT

ahHHH: Were both really tired and we were standing next to each otehr and idont know what happened

ladynoir keeps me living: what did u fall asleep on each others lips or something?!??!??!?!?!? accident?!??????

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: an accident

dipshit: I kind of Wasn’t thinking

sorting hat: really fucknig smooth bro

dipshit: Sue me

sorting hat: no thank s are you two dating now or?

dipshit: No we’re not

sorting hat: but you like marinette before you say no please know i just saw you lock lips and i also am your best friend and also have eyes

dipshit: Ok yes I like her

sorting hat: so are you gonna ask her out

dipshit: Uhh ... ...no I don’t think so

sorting hat: bruh why not??

dipshit: It’s complicated

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: i hate both of u ur actuallt he worst

ahHHH: Im sorry???

ladynoir keeps me living: MAKE OUT ALREADY

ahHHH: Alya stop!!!!! We arent dating or anyhting

ladynoir keeps me going: what hte fUCK why not!!!!! u kissed!!! u 2 talk all the time u make each other laugh u spend a ton of time together u like each other ur dating

ahHHH: Al Im not dating adrien!!!

ladynoir keeps me going: ok fine but u could

ahHHH: By that logic I could also be dating you and nino

ladynoir keeps me going: yes yes u could be

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: complicated??? what about it is complicated?????? you like her she likes you if you havent figured that out by now i dont know what to tell you dude other than maybe all that homeschooling made you worse at social interaction than we thought cause its freaking obvious man like really really obvious

dipshit: It really is complicated, I swear

sorting hat: what?? do you like someone else too or something?

dipshit: Yeah Actually I do

sorting hat: who? ladybug still?? i mean same ladybug is fucking awesome and ive been in a room with teh two of you chemistry and awkwardness but like dont take this the wrong way dude but what are your chances? im not gonna pull an alya and say lb and cn are a thing but how well would dating a superhero really work out? you like mari mari likes you youve already kissed once you guys are so close already might as well just change the relationship status on facebook you know? adrien? ok well think on it dude ill be here if you wanna talk

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: Its not that simple

ladynoir keeps me living: yes it is? do u like him? yes does he like u? yes did u like kissing him? im gonna guess yes is it the asking out part ur scared of cause i can totally bug him into asking u out first

ahHHH: No its not that its just I Its kinda complicated

ladynoir keeps me living: ??????

ahHHH: I cant really

ladynoir keeps me living: mari u ok?? do u need me to come over cause i can

ahHHH: No its ok Im fine

ladynoir keeps me living: did adrien do smth do i need to beat him up

ahHHH: No! No its not him Adrien is perfect

ladynoir keeps me living: sap

ahHHH: Just Give me a minute Ok?

ladynoir keeps me living: ill wait for u to text first

ahHHH: Thanks

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

dipshit: So

ahHHH: So

dipshit: That happened

ahHHH: Yup

dipshit: Nino asked if we were dating

ahHHH: Alya did too

dipshit: Mari I like you a lot

ahHHH: And I really like you too But theres a but right?

dipshit: Yeah You too?

ahHHH: Yeah

dipshit: I think we should just Wait? A little bit?

ahHHH: I was thinking the same thing Not necessarily a long time just Some Time

dipshit: Exactly I mean I’ve been in love with you for months honestly But there’s…

ahHHH: Same here I’ve had a huge embarrassing crush on you since the beginning of the year

dipshit: Glad we’re the same level of awkward and embarrassing

ahHHH: That wasnt our first kiss By the way Just Thought you should Probably know at this point

dipshit: Wait what?

ahHHH: Dark Cupid? You um I needed to break his hold on you and I remembered class and there had been something about a kis sbreaking a spell so Yeah You didnt remember so I didnt say anything Maybe I shouldve I jsut felt Really awkward about it??? Sorry

dipshit: Oh Um

ahHHH: IM REALLY REALLY SORRY

dipshit: It’s fine!!! Really it’s fine It sounds like it’d be awkward to bring up But thanks for telling me I appreciate it

ahHHH: Of course Um Im gonna do some homeowrk so I can go to bed early tonight Hopefully Hawkmoth will leave us alone

dipshit: Oh god I hope so I can’t do another late night That was terrible

ahHHH: That video was awful But it was fun You might sway me on this social media thing yet kitty

dipshit: :3c

ahHHH: Youre the w o r s t

dipshit: I know Let me know if you have any problems with chem or physics I did the homework while she was going over the stuff from yesterday

ahHHH: Its unfair how smart you are

dipshit: Promise you’ll ask for help??

ahHHH: Yeah I promise Dont you have piano today?

dipshit: Yup and I should probably go get ready for that Good luck my lady

ahHHH: You too kitten