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#every five minutes theres a reference to the copycat or cannibals or whatever
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why didn't anyone tell me that Hannibal is a comedy
#its absolutely Absurd lmfao
#'you wouldnt like me psychoanalyzed' SIR????????
#what is he??? autistic hulk??? s i r ?????
#i really didnt expect them to reveal Yeah Hannibal is The Cannibal literally in his first appearance
#i thought it was gonna be like... Hinted at... maybe the reveal is in the season finale or a later season
#NOPE. they were immediately like 'yeah heres our main villain. hes a therapist. everyone likes him. hes so sus but no one picks up on it'
#and then. fuckin. will didn't make it One Episode before eating human meat
#will describing the 'copycat' killer's work as Art etc & then we cut to hannibal smiling at this description
#motherfucker isnt slick. this is hysterical
#every five minutes theres a reference to the copycat or cannibals or whatever
#and immediately theres a shot of hannibal standing off to the side like 🧍
#HES SO FUNNY AND FOR WHAT
#absolutely unprompted
#god and hannibal. like. bringing link sausages to feed will's dogs. what in the cartoony ass villain fuckery is this
#its Also funny how like three different people - including hannibal - are trying to rizz up will
#so far the only one actively succeeding from what i can tell is hannibal
#and then - then fuckin. will is all like 'i feel responsible for abigail 🥺' and lowkey hinting that he wants to take care of her
#smash cut to hannibal making her his murder kid. the fuck. hes so transparent
#hannibal 'abigail is a bit like both of us<3' lecter
#and him continuously having dinner with jack and jack being like Ohhhh This Dinner Is So Good Whats The Meat
#hannibal: *suspicious pause* rabbit
#theres just so many funny moments from all of the characters
#all functionally unintentional. but still. love this show
#i was gonna finish naruto or watch warrior nun but fuck!!! didnt do that!!! watching the gay subtext cannibal show!
#literally in the first ep when will was like 'this guy is killing and eating women bc he loves them' i was Immediately like
#ohhhh so this is like A Killer Per Episode show. bc theres no way thats hannibal lmfao
#also jack and wills dynamic... jacks like 'this is my special little guy <3' and then points to will whos huddled shaking in the corner
#this show is so entertaining. i expected it to be boring. its fuckin weird and i Like It
#i hope it gets sooooo fucked up. cant wait for hannibal to really lean into the manipulation to convert will to Murderism. its already begu
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