#everyone gather round for a group hug after this ep

[silentxxsoul]

The ‘one week wasn’t enough time to mentally prepare for what Aisha and Tracie are about to do to me’ reaction dump:

This is going to wreck me I know it

I’m so stoked for HenRen but at this cost???

Actually feed me the tension and suspense

But also not too much bc I can’t handle it 🥺

Ohhhhh Karen acting like a bossssssssssss

WAIT

WAIT CHIM SET THEM UP??????

OMG YESSSSSS

neighbor Chim to the rescue

Hen was so smitten already

Y'all I'm so excited for baby HenRen

I'm also LIVING for all the home life scenes with Denny ♥

Denny's 'momma' 🥺

WAIT

ALSO

MY BRAIN IS MAKING CONNECTIONS

THIS TOTALLY MEANS KAREN AND CHIM WERE SLOPPY DRUNK BFFS LONG BEFORE THE TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!1

Also, I'm loving the music choices this season

I'll be honest, I never even considered how the fostering would be affected by Hen progressing with the med school story line. It makes sense and if they don't go through with it, I wonder if this will set up more placements? I'd love to see that more for HenRen

yall I KNOW they did NOT just have hen on the phone for THAT ?!

I -

Get them to a vow renewal honeymoon on a tropical island stat

OH THANK GOD DENNY IS OKAY

NOW HELP KAREN

I love Chim catching her sneaking out lmao

jesus the suspense rn

wait was that a fucking arm?

nice to see they've still got their gag factor going

Buck you shoulda known she was gonna go fully Buck too lol

All yall are the same

So wait, I'm terrified to know how we go from this to her being worked on in the bus ??????

Nightmare for Hen or ??????????

Well tbf it is a nightmare but

I love the glimpse of Karen reacting about Eva calling about Denny - it really hits home harder how the eventual cheating hurt her, and it's kinda incredible she overcame it enough to move forward with Hen.

Bobby in the bus???!!!

Howard. Chimney. Han. You can't just -

FOX I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

IF YOU KILL HER

I WILL RIOT SO

FUCKING

HARD

I SWEAR

IT

SO

GOD DAMDN

THANK YOU

that was too fucking close for comfort okay

sob. city.

I can't believe there's only 15ish minutes Itleft - this episode FLEW

It's a little thing, but once again I noticed how Eddie looks to Buck to reassure him - that little nod and affirmation that Karen would be alright. I really enjoy seeing those subtle choices between them ♥

Karen has such a big heart 😭

Yep, Denny thanking her broke me thanks fox more dramatic sobbing here

I KNEW IT

I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

So like - here's the thing: I would love to see her as a doctor. I would love to see Hen being a boss bitch saving people and doing surgery, and maybe even getting her own show, but selfishly I'm glad she trashed those papers because I love the Wilson family so much and am afraid that if they moved to a spin off that we'd get significantly less crossover with the 118 fam. Plus the doctor storyline would definitely have her having to make even more sacrifices in the long run (just thinking about residency alone, which is another year off) and I'll be honest I don't trust Fox to give the storyline good attention. I mean, we went how long with it chilling on the back burner?

I'm at least glad they put a lot of thought and effort into fading the storyline, because we got HenRen backstory, we got Karen backstory, we got so many cute Denny-and-Moms moments, and we got to see Chim being a meddling little shit.

"Are we supposed to take him out of the carrier?" lmaooooo

baby denny is fucking adorable ahhhhhhhhhh

Paralleling Karen giving up her dream with Hen giving up hers (at least temporarily) has me sobbing again

Karen's little snarl at Hen on the couch lmao I love them

Denny is too fucking cute 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"This is my dream"

I'M SOBBING SO MUCH RN

I NEED THAT TWO WEEK BREAK TO PROCESS

10/10 THIS EPISODE IS TOP 5 ALL TIME CANNOT STOP BEING EMOTIONAL I LOVE THE WILSON FAMILY SO FUCKING MUCH

[nctsjiho]

JiHo vs Geo (NCT JiHo’s Duality)

Fan Video by ‘NeoVerse’ on Youtube

(indented text = comments added by the maker of the video, in this case NeoVerse) So we all know JiHo. One of NCT’s rappers and dancers. She’s always portrayed as cool, confident, intimidating, so for today, let me introduce you to Geo.

The cute, easily embarrassed 00 liner, whom everyone in NCT (and the fandom) has a soft spot for. Though whenever Geo comes out she’s usually getting teased by the boys...

^^ Let’s get started!

[JiHo Vlive ft. Taeyong & Taeil 190407]

“So we’ll be in America soon for the second leg of the Tour.” Taeyong said. “Are you excited?” JiHo asked looking at the oldest of the three. “Yes, we’ll finally get to see all our overseas fans. And we’re even going to see Johnny’s home-”The 3 of them looked off camera once loud noise started to fill the room. The voices obviously belonged to Dream. Taeil and Taeyong shrugged it off and Taeil continued to talk. The noise wasn’t too loud, but it was still a bit distracting non the less.

JiHo continued looking off camera every once in a while. It looked like she finally made eye contact with one of the young boys, because she squinted her eyes a bit more and suddenly the room became silent besides for Taeil talking. The girl gave the tinniest nod before looking back at the camera and joining the two other men in their conversation.

In the background you could hear a door close just after a few silent “sorry’s” were heard. 

JiHo: the NCT member who can make Dream, who never stop talking, shut up without even saying anything. The power this girl has

[‘NCT - RESONANCE Pt. 2’ Departure Ver. Jacket Behind the Scene]

Loud cheers filled the echo-y room as JiHo walked in. All the 23 boys were already in their spots, but the girl had walked in late (for an unknown reason). She hides her face in embarrassment as she approaches Renjun who was standing on the far right side of the bleacher-like structure. “JiHo needs to go up one level!” One of the staff members yelled.

JiHo gets up on the structure a hand helping her up, it was Johnny.  As she stands up completely she notices she is standing between Johnny and Sungchan. “Please tell my I’m not standing between these two giants.” She looks in the direction of the staff, face full of concern. Her comment causing almost everyone to laugh. “Why? Don’t you like standing between us?” Johnny teased poking at her side. She squints her eyes at the taller man, triggering a few more laughs out of him.

The director instructs the girl to stand between Ten and Shotaro on the other side of the structure and she quickly walks over to them, almost tripping on her way over, where Ten greets her with a big hug. “Ah so cute~” Mark cooed, looking at the embarrassed girl.

[NCT World 2.0 ep 4]

It’s really no secret that JiHo is a very athletic person. She works out and tries out new sports for fun. So even though she might not have the strength as her male colleagues (well most of them, sorry Kun), she was definitely one of, if not the most, agile members in the group.

When they announced the next game, JiHo’s team mates had look slightly worried. The vault was already at 1.70 m which was already taller than her, though JiHo would never openly admit that.

It’s only when the vault is at 2 m high that the members realise the smaller girl had cleared all the previous heights successfully. She’s now standing at a couple meters away to sprint towards the vault.

“We didn’t expect JiHo to make it this far.” Defconn commented. “She’s definitely an ace.” Kim Hwan, the other presenter, added.

We’re talking about the same JiHo right? This girl can literally carry her members on her back!

“Wow~ Look at noona’s face.” Jisung pointed out to his team mates, who unfortunately didn’t make it. The girl had her eyes set on the vault. Completely focused she put up her fist. “JiHo, challenge!” Her first few steps were big but slow, then her pace started picking up, until she had reached the vault.

“Ji-” The camera picks up the shocked faces of the boys as her team members jump to her aid. JiHo was laying on her back on the blue mat, the vault in pieces all around her, with one of the pieces almost making its way towards the girl’s face. Thankfully because of the concerned boys’ fast reflexes they helped avoid a big accident.

“Are you okay?” Johnny asked now that they were standing again. “I think I can make it though...” She furrowed her brow, shocking the boys with her comment. Despite all the boys’ protest JiHo was one again standing at the starting position to run towards the vault.

Taeyong stood up in a panic. “She isn’t going to try again right-” “JiHo, challenge!” And without a second of hesitation she ran towards the vault, 5 boys ready to save her in case she was to fail again. Once her feet hit the mat she looked at the camera with a smirk on her face and a fist in the air. She had cleared the vault.

“I swear to God her confidence is going to be the dead of me.” Taeyong let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.

[NCT World 2.0 ep 2]

JiHo’s challenge was to do a rope skipping routine. Since she has been rope skipping for as long as she can remember, it wasn’t really that hard. The challenging part came from that she had to learn a specific routine and execute it perfectly within 10 minutes.

After 3 minutes she had the short routine down, some moves were slightly more difficult, but nothing she couldn’t do.

“JiHo, challenge!” She yelled out. She pulled of the routine effortlessly. Or that’s what she thought at least. Everyone had jumped to their feet, cheering JiHo on those who never saw JiHo rope skipping completely in awe at what she just pulled off. “Let’s go-” Mark had yelled, just before the lights turned red. “Mission failed.” The deep voice boomed over the speakers. Everyone stunned, they could’ve sworn she just did it right. But after review JiHo realised her mistake.

She stood closely to Jaemin’s seat who asked her if she got the routine down now. JiHo nodded while she absentmindedly swung around the jump rope. A particularly hard swing causing the rope to round her back and hit her left arm harshly. The loud sound of the rope hitting her skin was accompanied with a wince at the sting. Jaemin had jumped up asking if JiHo was okay. The girl had slapped her hand against her reddening skin before she started whining that it hurt.

Jaemin took the opportunity to baby her. “Aigoo~ You need to be more careful.” He said rubbing her arms, before pulling her into a hug. The boys who sat a bit further away had started laughing once they realised the girl was okay. “Jaemin-ah, they are laughing at my pain.” She pouted and the boy pulled her closer, glaring at the other members.

Yangyang... I saw you laughing at our baby girl... 

[NCT JiHo notices SASEANG at the Airport]

In the shaky fan video with not much context you could see NCT at the airport. The reason why they weren’t moving unknown. The only thing you could tell from the first half of the video was that NCT was standing in the middle of a clearing in the airport with tons of fans surrounding them.

Jeno and JiHo were standing next together, being filmed by the fan. She kept on glancing in a particular direction. At some point Jeno leaned in to whisper something in her ear and she shrugged in response, her body seemed a bit tense.

After another couple of seconds went by, JiHo suddenly starts moving in the direction of the fans - the same direction she kept glancing at. This caused the fans to start screaming and a body guard to quickly try and catch up with her.

It isn’t clear what’s being said, but JiHo exchanges some words with a male fan. She then puts her hand out, the fans around her going quiet. The man hands JiHo his unlocked phone and she starts scrolling through it. With a bitter look she hands the phone back, grabs her own, takes a picture of the man and then leaves. Once she reaches the boys again an indifferent expression remains on her face. Jeno’s hand massages the girl’s shoulder but she doesn’t seem to relax until they are able to leave the airport.

Apparently the male “fan” was a sasaeng and on his phone were pictures he had taken of JiHo and the rest of NCT (?) during their overseas schedules in places no fans were allowed. She deleted them and taken a picture of him for the security, possibly also for the authorities.

[NCT 127 fan event @ Capitol Records]

After everyone had gathered on stage, it was time for each member to introduce themselves. JiHo was last in line and when she started talking in her mic, it was clear that her mic did not work. The girl looked back at the staff, but they didn’t seem to notice directly, so she turned to her right and grabbed Doyoung’s mic. He didn’t let go of it, causing the girl to lean in towards Doyoung and start introducing herself. “Hi! I’m JiHo.” She giggled slightly embarrassed, which emitted a chorus of “awe’s” from the fans.

Later on in the interview, now with a working mic, the question “Who is the most attractive member of the group?” had been asked. Some members had answered already but the interviewer asked JiHo’s opinion. “Uhm...” She hummed as she looked over her members. “I think everyone is very attractive.” She gave as her final answer which left everyone a bit “disappointed”. A fan interjected, yelling, “We all know you think it’s Jungwoo!” JiHo’s face turned the brightest shade of red as she looked at the audience in shock. Everyone at the event had burst out laughing and JiHo sank back in her chair.

[NCT JIHO Choreography | More Than That (Lauren Jauregui)]

JiHo’s know as a bit of a tomboy. I mean she hangs out with dudes pretty much 24/7. So when she dropped this video, let me tell you, we NCTzens were shook.

As the music starts playing the lights slowly turn on. JiHo is sat in the middle of a dance practise room in a chair, head tilted slightly backwards, exposing her neck.

The camera comes closer and JiHo makes eye contact with it, her mouth is slightly agape and she stands up. She hits every beat, dancing in her own, cool style, nothing very girly or sexy, until a certain line comes up.

“I got a situation, I can tell you wanna know“

She brings her clasped hands up, stretching them out above her hand, before pushing her right hip out circling it from the front to the side. She lets her hands drop back down.

“How you can take an honest girl and turn her to a”

Her facial expression turns more cocky. Her left hand goes down the side of her body onto her left thigh while she moves down to an almost squat position. Her right hand comes up from her chest to her neck at the end of the line where the singer lets out a gasp.

Turn her to a WHAT? Explain Lim Jiho! Into a what exactly?!

Stan twitter of course went crazy at the sight of their tomboyish, innocent girl choreographing such a seductive dance. Besides those two lines, most of the dance was just her usual boyish hip-hop style. But the whole vibe of the song, along with her facial expressions had caused such beautiful chaos. Also JiHo in those sweatpants and a sports bra/crop top was something NCTzens weren’t ready for yet.

[Weekly Idol ep 410]

This is probably my favourite JiHo moment ever. For a bit of context. The people sitting down on pillows have to come forward for the members they want to be partnered with and show their charm. After everyone has “seduced” the sitting member, they must close their eyes and if their rose gets picked they are partnered up.

The reason I like this so much is because JiHo was already pouty since Doyoung and Yuta were both seducers as well so there was no chance of partnering with them, but she really wanted to team up with either of them.

After Mark danced to ‘Pick Me’ (and JiHo did everything in her power not to cringe, she failed), he turned around to see which members would come over. When he turned around he saw 4 faces. Those of Doyoung, Jaehyun, Yuta and JiHo. The last two he didn’t expect to come.

One by one they all had to explain why they picked Mark. “Dude, honestly I just don’t want to be picked last.” The girl said in English sending Mark into a fit of laughter. They than had to show show their charm through singing, dancing or acting cute. Once it was Doyoung’s turn, he started dancing to ‘Pick Me’, just like Mark did earlier. “Oppa! I wanted to do that.” She said annoyed to which Doyoung looked shocked. “You were going to dance to a girl group song?” She just rolled her eyes.

Once it was her turn the host had encouraged her to dance to ‘Pick Me’ like she initially planned. “If you do it better than Doyoung, you will have a better chance.” One of the boys had reasoned, that was enough for JiHo to stand up.

She patted down her sweater before getting “in the zone” and she started dancing and singing the song as if it was her own. Some of the boys started cringing at the unfamiliar sight of their female member acting girly and cute, willingly. Then the camera shows Yuta and Jungwoo who were clearly enjoying the show and Taeil smiling fondly as well.

omg this is peak Geo behaviour <3 How is she this cute? Is she really a member of a mostly male group?

Cut to JiHo getting rejected right after Doyoung gets rejected. They sit back next to Johnny, the girl’s head resting on Doyoung’s shoulder. “I guess dancing to that song wasn’t the way to go.” She sighed.

This time it’s Jungwoo’s time to choose a member. He danced to ‘Havana’ to which everyone joins in. Once seated it’s time to start the next round. When Jungwoo faced the group again everyone, including JiHo has come forward.

Johnny danced and Jaehyun and Doyoung sang for Jungwoo, then it’s the girl’s turn. “JiHo! Aegyo!” Haechan yelled and before she can say anything, Yuta agrees. She looks at Jungwoo with a sigh. “Oh it doesn’t look like JiHo really wants to team up with Jungwoo.” Doyoung teased. JiHo quickly dismissed his claim, poking his side which had him twitch.

“Oppa... I think we could make a really good team.” She said with her face rested in her hands. Than she points at her heart. “It would really hurt right here if you reject me.” At the end of her sentence she stands up and throws her rose away. Everyone is dying from laughter or second hand embarrassment. The girl takes a few deep breaths to calm down and she sits back down.

ngl even though that was very cringy, how is JiHo this good at aegyo? I’m sure Jaemin would love it...

They have to make eye contact with the Jungwoo now and once it’s JiHo’s turn she locks eyes with him with ease. Her eyes never faltering which intimidates Jungwoo a bit. “JiHo, you’re supposed to make a connection, not scare him away.” She swats Doyoung’s arm at his remark.

Guess what. Our poor girl was rejected once again

JiHo stands up with her cushion and walks back behind the line. “I danced for you!” She points at Mark. “I acted cute for you!” She points at Jungwoo. “And this is what I get?” The girl actually looks a little agitated which prompted in Jungwoo hugging her and apologising, but she pushes him away. “Whoever my partner is, he and I will end your team.” She threatened while raising her brow. But she only manages to look cute, because she still has a pout very evident on her lips. The tall boy cooed at her and patted her head before walking back to his chair.

Finally Taeyong takes his place on the seat. Once he turned around he could only see Jaehyun and Doyoung sitting back at the line, making a heart with their arms together. A look of despair washed over his face for a quick second before he realises JiHo wasn’t there anymore.

“Where’s JiHo?” He asked and the boys motioned him to turn around once again. When he does he finds JiHo holding her hands up in a heart above her head. “I’ve been rejected twice by those men there.” She points towards Jungwoo and Mark. “And now Doyoung has betrayed me as well. So please be my partner.” Her tone is slightly sad and Taeyong nods and pulls her into a hug.

My heart! :’( She wanted to be in a team with Doyoung from the start, how could he betray JiHo like that!

“Let’s win this!” JiHo yelled, a smile finally finding it’s way back on her face after she found a partner.

That was all for today’s video! Thank you so much for watching! 

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Side Note: This post is inspired by a post by @nct-aria​. They’re an amazing NCT addition blog, which I definitely recommend you check out.

[femikpop]

BTS RUN | 24 |

Tittle: BTS RUN | 24 | Words: 1.8K Pairing: Sou/Everyone, Sou/Taehyung; 8th Member of BTS Summary: BTS RUN ep. 36 with Sou. A/N: I changed few stuff, like teams and I hope you don’t mind. I just thought we need a little bit of Sou and Taehyung.

‘Run, BTS!’, everyone screamed and clapped, starting new episode of their show.

‘Where are we?’, Yoongi asked.

‘Look around. Can’t you see it?’, Jungkook said, turning back and pointing at big bas behind them.

‘This is the world of fantasy!’, Jin explained to everyone, especially Yoongi, who nodded. 

All of a sudden Jimin and Hoseok started to sing and Sou joined them with clapping. Director started to explaining to the group, what’s theme of the episode. As soon as Sou heard that it’s ‘Please find BTS’ innocence of childhood’, she squinted her eyes, not quitly believeing it. Namjoon started to getting excited and asked if they could go and enjoy the rides of the theme park, but Jin knew better and said that it’s probably not why they were there. Director started asking more questions about the zoo and theme part and before they knew all eight of them were sitting in a huge bus, that was supposed to look like a tiger.

Sou sat next to Taehyung. She knew that this was not going to be nice zoo adventure at night. Her guts were telling her this and also heart, that was speeding like crazy. It was also known, that Taehyung enjoys scary stuff. He loved horrors and scary games. So Sou was sure, that even if he wouldn’t protect her, at least he’ll be calm and help her relax. Taehyung also knew, that she doesn’t like those kind of situation, where she doesn’t know where hey’re going. It’s like he could sense it. 

‘I don’t like those red lights.’, Sou whispered so that only Taehyung could hear her. He just smiled and took her hand, squeezing it a little.

They entered to the area of night safari or at least that’s what the man through the speakers said. Everyone was so surprised and excited to see tigers. All of a sudden they heard loud scream and it wasn’t so calm anymore.

‘It’s zombie run!’, Yoongi exclaimed and you could see the dislike and disgust on his face. Sou groaned right after that, holding Taehyung’s hand closer to her chest. 

‘We just lost the contact with our agent Peter, who went inside.’, guide said. He was acting very surprised.

‘I knew they would do something like this.’, Jin whined from the back. And in that moment zombies started to appear all around them. Everyone was scared and shocked about what will happen next. 

‘They fooled us again!’, Yoongi screamed. 

Then the guide decided to go out and he took Hoseok with him. Everyone were screaming and scared. Sou got even closer to Taehyung, who was smiling a little. He put arm around her shoulders, as a protection. Zombies started to appear from everywhere and Hoseok ran into the bus, screaming few seconds later. One of them got into the bus, but he was kicked out right after. Then Hoseok realised, that he lost his shoe. The guide started to pushing them all out of the bus, saying, that they have to go through to go out.

Sou walked out of the bus and immediately one of the zombies started to scream and chase after her. She yelled and started to run. Then she realised, that some of them had pieces of paper on it. She decided to take it, so maybe it’ll be useful in the future. The chase lasted few minutes, after that everything went quiet. Everyone came together and then director said to us to look at the papers and whoever has the same letter is in the same team. Sou checked her card and it had letter ‘A’, she looked around and saw Jungkook and Taehyung with the same one. She let out deep breath. ‘Thank God.’, she thought to herself.

‘I knew something was wrong.’, Sou said, standing next to Taehyung.

‘Everyone, we will show you the safe way to get out.’, staff member said. 

‘Safe? No way! The zombies must have moved.’, Namjoon said. 

Not having better plan, everyone followed the whole crew to some building. Everything was like taken out of the horror movie, which Sou didn’t like very much. She was still close to her teammates, holding Taehyung’s face and trying to listen what director was saying. 

Then out of nowhere someone walked near them as if nothing was going on, which made Sou scream and jump from fear. 

‘I hate this episode so much.’, she said, holding her chest as if her hear was supposed to jump out of it. 

‘Why are they doing this to me? I don’t even watch scary movies.’, Yoongi said as everybody started walking inside the corridor.

They were supposed to look for the hints, which were simple paper cards hidden all around the place, but Sou was keeping her eyes on the floor. She knew, that there are a lot of people in scary outfits in makeup, walking around and pretending to be zombies. She also was very much aware of the fact, that those people are actors and zombies are not real. But even with that knowledge Sou was afraid of them and didn’t even dare to let Taehyung’s hand go. And even if she would, next thing she did was taking Jungkook’s hand. 

From time to time one of the zombies would pop out of the room, making Sou jump and scream a little. Jungkook and Taehyung were always beside her, knowing how much she was scared. They tried to solve the problem by themselves, sometimes asking questions to Sou.  She would try to help them as much as she can, even with shaky hands and half of her mind occupied by fake zombies walking around them.

‘Members, gather up in the center please.’, they heard director’s voice. Everyone came togther and waited for more informations from the crew. They announced, that all three groups failed with the mission and they just gonna skip it to the next round. ‘Next this is gonne help you escape the building. You just need to go through the lasers, without touching them.’, director explained and showed them the way.

It looked so simple. Dark corridor full of green lasers, that you can’t even touch.

‘There’s button t the end!’, Namjoon said, pointing at the huge glowing red button, that you could from far away.

‘It probably turns off the lasers.’, Yoongi said his theory and Hoseok nodded with Jimin. ‘So, who’s going as the first one?’, he asked.

‘It has to be someone who is flexible, so they won’t have to do it five hundred times.’, Jungkook said and everyone nodded, agreeing with him.

‘So, RM is out.’, Sou said looking at Namjoon and boys agreed again, but then all of them looked at her. ‘What?’, she asked.

‘It has to be someone who’s flexible and small. Someone who has good control of their body. It’s you.’, Jin explained everything.

‘You’re joking right?’, she asked, but they only shook their heads. 

‘Who’s the best dancer?’, Hoseok asked. Sou rolled her eyes and held up her hand up. ‘Exactly! So go there and make us proud.’, he added, turning her around and kicking her butt with his knee. 

Sou too deep breath and started going closer and closer to the laser. She was choosing every move very carefully, because she was sure that she didn’t wanna to go through it again. Sou was trying to be focused, but she could hear boys’ comments in the background. Some of them were making her smile.

‘I hope, that Mia is proud of me.’, Sou said to herself as soon as she stood up on the other side of the corridor. She pushed the red button and boys started to walking in her way. ‘It suspicious, that they let us out that easily.’, Sou said as soon as they were outside.

‘This is not the end.’, director announced and they all groaned. ‘You’re gonna play freeze tag with zombies to get more free hidden passes.’, he explained and all zombies started walking in their direction. 

All eight of them stood in the circle and after shouting their slogan, everyone ran away in different direction. Sou wasn’t sure where she was running. Somewhere ahead of her, that’s for sure. From time to time she would look back, which was bad idea, but she was doing this anyway. 

As Sou was looking back, she didn’t see zombie, that was in front of her. It produced sound, that made her scream. She started walking backwards, till she bumped into another zombie and screamed again. Two men were walking in her direction, making her walk back till she touched the wall. Sou could feel her hear beating so fast and men started making weird noises again. She fell on the floor and hid face in her knees.

‘Please, leave me alone.’, Sou cried. She couldn’t take it anymore, it was too much for her. Tears were falling down her cheeks. ‘Please.’, she repeated, shaking from crying. ‘Leave me alone.’

‘Hey, it’s okay. We’re not real.’, one of the men said, crouching down in front of her. The other one ran away to get some someone to help them. Men were acting in theme parks for so long, but they never had this kind of reaction. They were shocked and scared. ‘Look, I am normal not a zombie.’, he said and Sou slowly picked up her head. Her lips were shaking and eyes were full of tears.

‘Sou, Sou!’, boys started to ran in her direction, screaming her name as soon as the man came to them and told about the whole situation.

‘Where is she?’, Taehyung asked and then he saw her on the floor. He immediately sat next to her and pulled into a hug, whispering that everything is gonna be okay. Jungkook was on the other side, stroking her back, while the rest of was standing around and keeping everyone away.

It took her few more minutes to get better. She just wanted to end this episode and go home. While boys were saying goodbyes and refelctions about the whole experience, Sou was just standing there with smal smile. Taehyung had his arm around her shoulders and she was hugging him from the side. Somehow it was calming her down after this stressing night.

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[thebachelordiaries]

Mental Breakdowns And Little Dick Energy: ‘The Bachelorette’ Ep. 5 Recap

The show went from Salt Lake City, aka Mormon country, to Las Vegas, aka the only place in the U.S. where prostitution is legal, in the span of one week. I’m low-key impressed with how on-brand this is.

1-on-1 With Colton

Colton has terrible fashion sense, craves attention and has a mediocre personality. If he wasn’t a former professional seat-warmer for the NFL I would think he could be a virgin...oh wait.

To warm Colton up with the idea of humping, ABC decides to have Becca and Colton take a camel ride along the Virgin River. You can’t make this stuff up.

This is my ideal aesthetic right here.

During the dinner portion of the date, Colton talked about his former relationship (with Aly Raisman.) We learn she never said “I love you” back to him and she dumped him. I mean, we already knew Aly was a savage, so I’m not surprised.

Becca said something interesting to Colton. She said “Out of anyone, I feel like it’s out story.” I guess that means Becca likes him, but he’s still trash. They have great physical chemistry. That’s it.

Group Date With Wayne Newton

*Heavy sarcasm* Producers really went on a creative limb to come up with new date ideas this season. It’s almost like we had a songwriting date two episodes ago...but this time it’s with Wayne Newton.

The guys had to come up with their own rendition of “Danke Schoën,” which yes, I did have to Google to figure out how to spell. All of them were cringeworthy, but the worst was Chris, who somehow actually thought he was doing a good job. His personality makes it seem like he’s overcompensating for something. Can you say: little dick energy? 

It’s obvious to me the two front runners are bug man Blake and Andrew Keegan impersonator Jason.

Blake told Becca he’s falling in love with her. Becca, in an ITM, she said she’s falling for him too, and she knew it from the beginning.

Becca always hangs on to Jason like a needy child, but in a cute way...? I’m probably not explaining that right. When she got up to leave the date, she whispered a special “See you later” to Jason and grabbed his hand.

No other guys stand a chance, tbh.

The highlight of this group date was the beginning of the downfall of Chris, who did not get time with Becca on this date. Stay tuned for an upcoming mental breakdown. Note: I knew he was a douche all along. I just knew it.

2-on-1 With David and Jordan

There are some people out there who are actually Team David. I want to gather up all of those people, put them on an island, put a giant fence around said island and take away all forms of water transportation so they can never leave. 

All 2-on-1 dates are intentionally designed to be awkward and no fun at all. This date was in some sort of desert and had a striking similarity to the most iconic 2-on-1 date in Bachelor history: Ashley I. vs Kelsey.

While that date still reigns supreme, I will argue that this date comes in a close second. 

So David, who is only on this show to antagonize Jordan, told Becca that Jordan said he would be “settling” if he ended up with her, and some other lies for good measure. The below tweets sums up how I feel about David pretty well.

Jordan, understandably, was very angry with David’s lies, which he defended as being his perception of the truth. Jordan, however, ripped David a new one (see Jordanisms below) and won that battle. The creepy part was that while Jordan was destroying David, David just kept talking over him in a monotone voice saying things like, “I’m a genuine guy,” and “I’m such an honest person.” It made me want to punch him in the face. Kudos to Jordan for having self-control. Then again, he’s a Wilmehelma model and has an image to uphold. And David’s nose is already broken anyway, so it would all be for naught.

Jordan not only won this battle, but won the war. Becca ended up sending David home first. Becca didn’t even hug David goodbye because even she knows he’s a little liar. 

David said Jordan doesn’t care about anyone but himself, but all David cared about was Jordan, so how is that any better? Actually, talking crap about someone else is way worse than being egocentric. That’s why you lost, David.

Jordan was sent home later during the dinner portion of the date because all he did was talk about himself. Still, he won. David lost. May we all rejoice in the name of karma.

Here’s our final round of Jordanisms until Bachelor In Paradise:

“It blows my mind. Honestly, like, the wind is leaving my sails. I’m looking for a handle to grab onto, because I don’t know which way this is going.”

“Love is the greatest power on earth. Being me is my greatest power. You get that? Being you isn’t your greatest power. That’s why you got to talk about me.”

“You’re uninspiring. You lack integrity. You lack passion. You lack charisma. You lack your own personality.”

“Go in the real world and make a f*cking name for yourself before you try to ride mine, ok?”

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get buried in the f*cking desert.”

“[David] ran his beak too much and got his head chopped off.”

“Aw, I should shove my foot right up your f*cking ass.”

“I’m happy I could be a better man than David, but it doesn’t really feel too much like that, because I’m going home in the same day.”

Rose Ceremony/ Chris Unhinged

Now let’s get back to Chris’ meltdown: Chris tried so hard to manipulate situations with his words during the cocktail hour and failed miserably. The desperation in his eyes got more apparent as the night went on.

Firstly, he interrupted Wills after already having time with Becca, and then got mad that Wills wouldn’t give him more time after Wills let him have an additional two minutes. But Wills stood his ground like the mature, well-dressed, bootylicious man he is.

Next, Chris complained about Wills to the other guys, and when Wills returned, Chris claimed Wills was getting defensive and attacking him. Wills was calmly like, “Um no, I’m not doing any of those things. I didn’t have to give you time at all,” and Chris was like, “blah, blah, blah, whine, deflect, attack.” and claimed everyone was “acting like a victim” (which is SO RICH coming from him) after Garrett and Connor sided with Wills.

Wills left the conversation after it started heating up. We love a nondramatic king.

Long story short, Chris doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone’s time with Becca besides his own. And for some reason, he thinks that’s okay.

Also, Garrett seemed pretty annoyed with Chris which almost makes me almost like him. Almost. 

I feel like we’ve all met a “Chris” at some point in our lives who makes everything about him. His time is most important. His opinions matter most. His word is gospel. Well guess what, Chris? I know a loser as soon as I see one. See below:

P.s. Saying a woman “owes you” like 50,0000 kisses is incredibly wrong. No woman owes you anything. Ever.

Damn, we JUST got rid of David and my blood is already boiling over.

Next episode, we’re heading to the state for lovers: Virginia. 

The face you make when you realize you made it to the fifth week and haven’t left the country yet.

At least Jason will soon get the one-on-one he deserves, so maybe Virginia won’t be that bad after all.

[mwahahahahahahaa]

30 days of domestic fluff: Day 4

Hi! This one’s a bit longer, and involves all the siblings because a night in would involve all the siblings. I can’t write Eponine’s life and ignore the fact that their siblings would be included. 

Link to Ao3

Day 4: Night in

Eponine changed out of their uniform, taking off their binder (it had been a fairly short shift, so they’d worn one) and putting on pyjamas. There was no reason for them to leave the house again today, and frankly they didn’t want to. The shift today had been tiring, and they needed to relax. Cosette would be home from work soon, and the kids were already back. It was Azelma’s turn to choose the first game, and she’d already put out the cluedo board and assigned them all characters. Eponine had been given Professor Plum, whilst Azelma had given herself Miss Scarlett, and Cosette Mrs Peacock. Gavroche was Colonel Mustard, and Jean and Michel were Mrs White and Reverend Green respectively. Jehan had recently started teaching Jean and Michel how to bake, and with Gavroche’s supervision in the kitchen (Eponine thought that he was old enough now to supervise, and they’d be down soon anyway if there was an issue) they were baking peanut butter cookies. The recipe Jehan had taught them was ridiculously easy, yet delicious. Eponine doubted they’d do anything seriously wrong. Once dressed in warm tracksuit bottoms and a comfy woollen jumper, Eponine grabbed some blankets from the cupboard and headed downstairs. There were enough cushions in the lounge already for everyone to relax comfortably on the floor whilst playing.

      As they headed down the stairs, they heard the sound of a key turning in the door and smiled without meaning to, unconsciously speeding up. Cosette was back. Blankets still in their arms, they switched course to the door rather than the lounge. As Cosette pushed through the door, Eponine leant forward over the blankets they were carrying to greet her with a kiss.

      Cosette grinned into the kiss, before pulling away.

      Nice to see you too, love.”  

      Eponine smiled, moving away to the lounge to put the blankets down as Cosette kicked off her shoes, putting her bag down on the hallway floor. At least once a month, they made sure to have a special game night all together. It was difficult sometimes with Eponine’s shifts, and the various activities each of their younger siblings got up to, but it was good for them. They all enjoyed it – relaxing together, having fun. Playing silly games and trying not to get too competitive.

      “Pizza, chinese, or indian takeaway?” Eponine asked the group of kids messing around in the lounge as they put the blankets down on the sofa.

      Gavroche was the first to respond. “Pizza!”

      Eponine raised an eyebrow. “Not your turn to pick, Gav, you chose last time. It’s Jean’s turn. What do you want?” The youngest of the siblings beamed, looking so excited at having the choice.

      “I want pizza too! With lots of cheese!” Jean said excitedly. “And garlic bread, and chips!”

      Jean hadn’t forgotten that the pizza place they usually went to did chips as sides then.

      “Alright, but the selection of sides we share, remember.” Eponine reminded, before going to pull out the menu for the pizza place from the side of the bookshelf. They glanced at it for a moment. They’d probably get the same as usual, the stuffed crust veggie deluxe. Once upon a time, Eponine would have never allowed themselves to pay extra for something like stuffed crust. Now, it didn’t matter. Cosette’s job was good, even if theirs wasn’t, and anyway, they made enough.

      Cosette came in then, still dressed in what she’d worn for work, smiling at the sight of all of them.

      “I heard Jean saying something about pizza?” She said, looking towards where Eponine had the menu.

      “Yep. Alright, who knows what they want already?” Eponine asked. Azelma raised her hand, and Eponine nodded. “Okay. Jean, here.” They handed the menu over to Jean, who started looking over it. It would take Jean a while to decide, but in reality they already knew what Michel would get. Michel always looked to see the options, and then went with pepperoni anyway.

      Gavroche wouldn’t take long to decide. He got something different each time, working through the menu based on what Grantaire had told him was good. Grantaire did give good advice, and had recommended most of their takeaway options in the first place. Gavroche always seemed happy with his choices, anyway.

      Whilst the others were deciding, Cosette slipped upstairs to change, and came down in her jigglypuff onesie. Eponine felt their heart warm at the sight. No matter how many times they saw it, Cosette was always adorable. Cosette smiled at the expression on Eponine’s face, and wrapped her arms around them in a hug, kissing Eponine’s cheek. Gavroche rolled his eyes at them, but they ignored him.

      Eventually, the food was all decided on, and Eponine put the order in on their phone. It was so useful to be able to order food online rather than phoning.

      The family sat down around the board, Azelma going over the rules as if they hadn’t played this game before, when it was almost always the one Azelma chose. The game began, each of them moving around the board and making suggestions, trying to work out the answer. After about half an hour, Eponine could tell by Cosette’s slight smirk that she knew the answer, but was letting the kids have more of a chance. It was stuff like this that made Eponine love Cosette even more. She’d accepted Eponine’s siblings as family with no second thoughts, and loved them as much as she loved Eponine. Eponine knew their expression was sappy, but it was even more evident when Gavroche threw the dice at them.

      “It’s your turn, Ep, pay attention instead of gazing at your girlfriend.”

      Cosette smiled, ducking her head slightly as she looked at Eponine. After all, it wasn’t just Cosette who had accepted Eponine’s siblings; their siblings had accepted Cosette just as easily. There had been a few issues at first, but it hadn’t taken long to sort out.

      The pizza arrived a few rounds into their second game; Eponine stood to go and collect it, leaving the others to continue playing. It only took a moment to take the boxes back, piled up as they were. Everything paused as the pizzas were distributed, the sides scattered around so that multiple people could reach them. Azelma instantly started attacking the cheesy garlic bread, cluedo forgotten. The others followed suit, and Eponine leant against their girlfriend whilst they shared a pizza. Cosette tried to feed Eponine the pizza whilst their hands were occupied, causing both to laugh at how badly it worked. The kids just ignored them, used to the couple being ridiculous at times and choosing to argue over who got the doughballs instead. Once the pizza had been divided up and sides decided on, they started getting back to the game. It took longer this time, everyone distracted by the food, but eventually Gavroche won the game, with ‘Colonel Mustard, in the Hall, with the Spanner’.

      After two full cluedo games, it was time to switch. This was the point when Cosette’s odd Wii came in handy. Just Dance was fun for everyone, and was good at tiring out the youngest kids and getting them to sleep. Only 4 people could officially play, but there was nothing stopping the others from dancing behind them, and that was what the family always did, rotating out through the different dances. Jean and Michel always got very enthusiastic. Eponine had never thought they’d be grateful for the wrist straps on wii remotes, but with those two, they were very necessary. As everyone started to get tired, it became movie time. Michel decided on Tangled, and everyone settled in the blankets and cushions to relax. Eponine and Cosette curled up together, wrapped in several blankets and enjoying the closeness. It didn’t take long for Jean and Michel to fall asleep, despite how much they both loved Rapunzel and Flynn. Azelma, being second eldest, was far from falling asleep, enjoying the movie despite occasionally pretending that being a teenager meant she didn’t. Gavroche was still awake as well, though it was getting later. He was used to staying up at odd hours.

      Once the film was over, Cosette and Eponine lifted Jean and Michel respectively, taking them to their rooms and tucking them into bed. Jean didn’t stir, but Michel snuggled into Eponine as they lifted him, and they couldn’t keep from smiling at their adorable little brother.

      The two met again in the hallway, now devoid of their relative loads, and returned to the lounge.

      “Time for bed, you too.” Eponine said, looking at Azelma and Gavroche. Azelma was clearly pretending not to be tired, but had zoned out staring at her phone, with a frown on her face as if she was trying to make herself read it. She didn’t argue, gathering up her favourite blanket to take back to her room with her. Gavroche followed, the least tired of all, and headed to his room. Whether or not he’d actually sleep was impossible to tell, but it was a Saturday tomorrow anyway, so it wouldn’t make much difference. He could sleep in.

      With the children sorted, Eponine and Cosette returned to their own room, taking turns in the bathroom first to clean teeth and so on. Azelma and Gavroche would do that, too. From past experience, Eponine knew that Jean and Michel would not be awake enough to manage, and would just be grumpy and confused if they tried to wake them up now. Eponine would tell them to scrub extra hard in the morning. It didn’t matter if they forgot every once in a while, as long as most days they remembered.

      Already in a onesie, Cosette didn’t need to change, instead sorting out the blankets. They didn’t need all of them, and she folded several up and put them away in the drawer, before heading to bed. Eponine checked that all the pizza boxes had been put away before joining Cosette, snuggling up to her and kissing her softly. Cuddling her from behind, Eponine’s arms wrapped around Cosette’s middle, Cosette’s hand reaching to hold Eponine’s.

      “Night, love.” Eponine whispered into Cosette’s hair, leaning against their girlfriend’s shoulder as if it was a pillow.

      “Night.” Cosette responded, a smile on her face as she was hugged by her partner. She’d never get tired of this. Perfect evenings followed by a night cuddling the person she loved. Life couldn’t get any better.