#evilmortimer

[evil-mortimer]

Come by for some stupid-ass sketches and good music!

[shortysquadpresident]

i'm playing cards against humanity drunk and it is lovely

bless you evilmortimer

[ask-pony-rick-and-morty]

R-rick says that I-I'm still kinda young for one, but I can't wait to get mine!

[gavinfreeky]

(ㆁᴗㆁ✿) im proud that the first contact i have w/ u is through an ask meme

haha! amazing

url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill

theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password

following: no, sorry :( | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what | u think this is a joke LET ME COUNT THE WAYS

[shortysquadpresident]

evilmortimer answered your question:Holy shit you guys I am 100% serious about wanting...

BOYFRIEND UR DICK IS BOMB BUT I ALSO WANT THE DINGLE OF THIS OLD GUY SO CAN I BUY A BODY PILLOW OF HIM THANK

This is by far the best suggestion. Bless