Austin A the Peacock - Of course, Austin A adores the spotlight, always preening and showcasing his BEAUTIFUL feathers to all that look. To her, "fabulous" is a way of life. Of course they're rivals with the macaw,Jean, and the two birds often squawk at eachother while posing simultaneously.
Austin B the Bandicoot - This snarky marsupial can often be found foraging for food or chilling in nests. He adores video games, even though he's not too good at playing them on account of being a bandicoot. B's not a hugger, and will let you know through huffs and squeaks (and maybe a nip on your hand).
Austin Q the Seal - Don't let his plump and sea doggo appearance fool you, Q's a grump who will smack you if you push him around. He acts as a bouncer for the squad, when he's not playing with his ball or swimming in the pond. VERY few peope are allowed to give him hugs. He's also sad he wasn't born as a shark, and thinks Missy is so cool.
Austin T the Deer - T's a sensitive soul who prefers grazing and mixing berries and fruits to share with his farmmates. His lovely mate Jean is always the first to praise his talents, even if he's too shy to admit Jean's correct. The deer often uses loud screeches to stop the other animals from fighting.
DJ the Hyena - As expected of a hyena, DJ is always yucking it up over something, whether it be a successfull prank, a funny joke, or finding yummy food. He's managed to pull quite a few jokes on Farmer Alonzo, not that it ever breaks the man's mellow vibes.
Spinelli the Porcupine - A spiky and spunky porcupine, Spinelli's the toughest animal on the farm, and everyone knows it. If you sit on them, they'll prick you and kick you. He used to be apart of the Austin Squad, but separated due to a want to stand out. He's still friendly with them and will always protect his peacock mate.
Victoria the Gecko - Surprisingly athletic for a gecko, Victoria can be found searching for trees to crawl on, using her prosthetic reptile legs. They're besties with Gerard, who also has issues with his bottom half. She also has a basketball that she loves pushing around.
Gerard the Chimp - A very precocious primate, Gerard is a passive and intelligent chimp who helps out his farmmates with problem solving and figuring out how to use tools.
Mindy the Canary - She may be a tad big for a canary, but the largest thing about Mindy is her pipes. You can find her singing all the best hits with Evie the Nightingale and Jean the Macaw on a nightly basis. Mindy's a big softie and needs a lot of encouragment to take wing.
Gia the Eagle - Gia's a bird of war due to her eagle parents having been the pets of a general. She likes soaring around searching for enemies to peck at. Gia's always using her talons to protect weaker animals. She gets along swimmingly with Parker.
Mason the Guinea Pig - Mason takes pride in being the most organized animal of her group, taking account for everyone's presence in various spots around the farm. He likes going through mazes that Farmer Alonzo sets up, and will always squeak happily while doing them.
Rochelle the Mole - As a mole, there's nothing Rochelle loves more than burrowing underground and snooping on random humans for juicy gossip to share with zeir farmmates. One way to keep zem from spilling your secrets is to give them a cookie.
Lotta the Flying Squirrel - Lotta may be a tiny squirrel, but she's without a doubt the craziest daredevil in the entire farm. She'll glide off of anything, even if it results in an injury. She idolizes Amelia Earhart and was overjoyed when Alonzo bought her tiny goggles and a little flying cap. Her, Lacey, Alix and Kim are always trying to face off in contests to see who's the bravest.
Kendra the Lemur - As a lemur, Kendra considers it completely normal to constantly remain upside down. She's also an early riser, waiting for the sun to arive to catch some sweet rays. She tries teaching the others how to hang upside down, but so far only the bat, Anthony, from Farmer Dahlia's group likes joining her.
Beck the Bear - The unquestioned leader of Alonzo's animals, since they're slightly older than the others and just have that "cool" energy to them. Whenever the grizzly grunts, the others listen. Beck's fought off tons of enemies and looked regal while doing it. If you get a bear hug from Beck, it's a sign that you're awesome.
There's the Recess Kids! The last class will be Theater, and afterwards Ondine and a few other characters will be a special post. Make sure to thank Coco and Weebs for their animal choices (I only chose a few). @artzychic27 @msweebyness @nerd-chocolate
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a man who hung out with gerard pre-bullets has asked me to hang out eh side he lives upstairs from the bar i'll let yall know what happens i am NOT fucking him ew but maybe he'll tell me what gerard smelled like
For the fic recs, anything with babies please? Or just pregnant stiles?
I'm weeping I love kid!fics and mpreg!Stiles...
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Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe
In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it.
“Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists.
“What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over.
“I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”
The More That I Know You (the more I want to) by LadySlytherin
When death, in the form of hunters, comes for a family of Kelpies seeking refuge in the Preserve - in Hale territory - the Hale Pack is too late to save them. Before he dies, the male Kelpie presses a precious bundle into Stiles’ arms and begs the Emissary to take responsibility for it, which an initially reluctant Stiles does. When he agreed, Stiles had no idea what the sight of him with a baby would do to his esteemed Alpha, Derek. If he’d known, he might not have been so reluctant to agree.
The Alpha and his Spark by sandyde03
Stiles is pregnant. Derek is perpetually horny and possessive. Stiles is confused. Not by Derek sexing him up. He loves that. It’s the fact that ever since he started to show that he was with pup everyone has been avoiding his eyes.
Loving Isaac by QueenOfAngst21
A regular patrol around their land takes a turn for the worse when Derek and Isaac run into a unwanted visitor. Just when Derek thinks they are in the clear, he wakes to find not his beta beside him but a crying blonde haired baby right where he left Isaac. The pack stumbles over themselves as their alpha and emissary navigate this new dynamic and find each other along the way.
Last To Know by Never_Says_Die
Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha's, no less) is a big freakin' deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone's been acting so weird around him, he's not amused.
An Alpha's Baby by Dexterous_Sinistrous
It had been more than a year since Stiles had been home to Beacon Hills. Things didn't end well between him and Derek. And now, returning with a baby, Stiles starts to question if he really did the right thing and leave, or if he should have stayed.
Let your unfaithful weaving go by DarkAthena (seraphim_grace)
Every night Stiles goes into the feasting hall to work on the shroud he is making for his husband, knowing that the alphas circle him like sharks until he is inevitably forced to choose one to stand as his alpha and Eli's regent.
It's been four years and he doesn't know how much longer he can do this.
Fire, Fury, and Flame by IAmAVeronica
Stiles Stilinski was never going to be the omega who got knocked up right after high school, and then he's accidentally artificially inseminated with a stranger's sperm.
Awesome.
And the father of Stiles's baby just so happens to be Derek Hale. Half-feral, quite possibly a murderer, and pursued by a gleefully sadistic band of hunters who are only too eager to use Stiles and his baby to hit Derek right where it hurts.
Joy.
Shifts by gryvon
Stiles has what he's always secretly wanted - he's in a relationship with Derek and he's one of Derek's betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.
Be Strong by blacktofade
A hunter breaks into Stiles' house and Stiles deals with them.
Safe Place to Land by Green
The Hales have been tracking a group of hunters who've targeted small packs with the help of a magic user. When they finally attack the hunter compound, they aren't expecting to find Stiles, a Spark who's practically a slave, and his young werewolf son. Derek isn't expecting the Spark to be his mate, either.
Wolf Cub by moodwriter
A strange wolf is not supposed to touch another pack’s cub and that’s why, on a rescue mission, it’s Stiles’ job to take care of the wolf cub who’s curious about everything and everyone. Stiles is not used to werewolf children, and the pack is not used to Stiles taking care of a child. Their Alpha gets very confused about this, too.
Karma Is A Bitch by Brego_Mellon_Nin
Ironically, Stiles was just returning to his dorm after failed negotiations about a possible adoption agreement with a local pack, when he saw the fairy. She was cornered and he was unable to curb his protective instincts.
The fight was short and Stiles was left with only a blooming bruise on his jaw when the bullies scurried away. As a thank you, the fairy wanted to grant him a wish.
Who knew what a bit of fairy fertility magic could do?
Empty by DiscontentedWinter
Jordan Parrish is the new sheriff of Beacon Hills, a town haunted by its past.
Other fic recs: pack mom!Stiles | angsty fics | possessive Derek | historical AU | outsider POV | smut | mafia | hurt/comfort | magical!Stiles | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack
how do i get my hair to be absolutely disgusting and greasy but in a cool gerard way bert mccracken in 2005 way and not in a ew shes disgusting girl go buy some shampoo way