#exact formula in excel with example

[taffywabbit]

oops i accidentally wrote a review for zelda II: the adventure of link

(originally posted to Cohost on Feb 22, 2024. you can ignore this if you want, i just wanted it archived somewhere before that site disappears)

Finally beat Zelda II for the first time last night (I forced myself to finish it before starting Splatoon 3's Side Order DLC, because I knew if I didn't push through to the end of the Great Palace THIS time then it'd be years before I tried beating it again. This is probably my 4th or 5th attempt at this point). Not that this is a particularly hot take by most people's standards, but I don't think it's all that good, at least from a gameplay standpoint.

I don't regret playing it though, because I think I'm finally able to put my finger on the stuff I actually disliked about it vs the stuff that was honestly fine, or even (very rarely) actually good? I'm kinda fascinated by it, honestly. Sequels where they immediately screw around with the first game's formula (to mixed results) are neat! FE Gaiden is another example that comes to mind (hey they should give Zelda II the Shadows of Valentia treatment, that could be really cool actually).

Obviously Zelda II has a reputation for being kind of a rough experience. It's an NES game, and NES games are often susceptible to being frustrating, buggy, hard to control, or overly punishing. Sometimes, all of the above! And for what it's worth, the original Legend of Zelda was a tough and sometimes very cryptic experience as well. But I feel like the two games are challenging in drastically different ways, and I think TLoZ ended up being the formula that was retained in the long term primarily because its method of challenging the player overall did a better job of inspiring curiosity and exploration. Despite narratively being a direct sequel (with a really badass story premise that is unfortunately not really conveyed at all in-game) Zelda II took a different approach to nearly every element of the original's gameplay, which is a pretty bold move I suppose. Whether or not it succeeds at anything is fairly subjective, but it's undeniably had a lasting impact on the series, as well as the people who grew up with it (and then they went on to make some really excellent mid-2000's flash games inspired by it that I frankly enjoyed a lot more than this... and also a weirdly solid licensed Adventure Time game on the 3DS? I should go back and play that sometime, it's really fun).

Where to start with this...? Uhhh, the EXP-based leveling system where you choose what stats to put your points into is interesting! It creates a risk-and-reward system for fighting enemies instead of avoiding them, whereas in most other Zelda games besides BotW/TotK, the only reward for killing monsters is "they are no longer bothering you while you solve puzzles, and also sometimes they drop rupees/hearts/ammo". It also introduces a bit more player choice in what areas you'd like to get stronger in first, which is cool! I just wish it actually mattered in a way that let you feel powerful for even a moment. Instead, leveling Life (which is functionally just defense) is never enough to actually make you feel like you can afford to take a hit - the expectation seems to be that leveling Attack, Life, and Magic is something you do purely to keep up with how badly every single thing in this game wants to stomp you into the ground and soak up a million hits and waste all your magic. You CAN skip out on leveling one stat to prioritize another, or even try to evade tough combat situations entirely, but if you aren't leveled enough and in the exact things the game expects you to be WHEN it expects you to be, you'll immediately bump into some new asshole who jumps out of nowhere and can cut you down in 2-3 hits. Leveling doesn't make you tangibly stronger, it merely keeps the game barely playable.

This actually ends up being the core problem I have with Zelda II's design, far more than just the combat being clunky and overly punishing or the levels being visually samey and super hard to navigate. In most Zelda games (and also in a lot of other RPGs!), you get a better sword or a new power or item, and it opens up exciting new options for both exploration and combat. In Zelda II, you level up or earn a new item/spell, it's useful for maybe 20-30 minutes, and then it's immediately nullified. Wow, you got the Fire spell! Now you can finally deal with Tektites and Basilisks (which are immune to all other attacks) on the way to the next area! Well, I hope you had fun with that, because Fire doesn't work on most things you run into afterwards.

Easily the biggest game-changer is when you unlock the Downward Thrust sword technique, and finally have another option for combat besides just crouch-hopping and poking monsters with a dull butter knife. It's satisfying to use, it looks cool (by this game's standards), and it even has some utility for crossing hazards or defending yourself against swooping enemies! Cool! Unfortunately, they don't let you play around with that for long either, before nearly every enemy you see starts rolling up with helmets or shells that make them immune to attacks from above, and you never really get anything like that again (the Upward Thrust exists later, but it's far more situational and frankly not very fun or intuitive to use). Rather than feeling like you're being given tools to overcome challenges and stay above the difficulty curve, it feels like you're constantly just slightly underequipped for everything (even if you grind to earn extra stat levels) and any edge you're given is swiftly taken away from you. (Except the Reflect spell, which is ALWAYS a banger after you get it because it makes your shield Actually Do Its Damn Job after nearly every enemy starts shooting projectiles you can't block. Good work, Reflect spell.)

I feel like I grew up hearing plenty of people talk about the overall difficulty of Zelda II, though most of the complaints about its puzzles were surface-level jabs about the short cryptic NPC text, and none of that prepared me for just how ridiculously obtuse its mandatory puzzles/secrets can be. I genuinely have no idea how anyone would EVER find the Life spell - pretty much your ONLY source of healing outside of towns, since there are no hearts to pick up in this game - without some kind of guide. I was FURIOUS when I finally looked up where to find that lady's mirror and discovered that you have to walk into one of the houses, go over to the table that looks EXACTLY like every other table in every other house in the entirety of Hyrule, crouch, and press B, and you'll just pull the mirror out of nowhere. This type of interaction does not exist ANYWHERE else in the game and there's no in-game hint to indicate that you should try this. Absolutely maddening.

This and its predecessor are both games that seemingly expect you to have the physical manual on hand to help you find secrets, but at least in the first game, the way the game was designed was consistent enough that you COULD feasibly find your way to the end of it without a guide. Bombable walls in dungeons always being located in the center, things like that. It had rules and it could generally be trusted to follow them. Zelda II, in comparison, has a final level (the Great Palace) in which there are numerous rooms that look IDENTICAL and if you make one wrong turn you can go through the entire [very difficult and dangerous] dungeon on a path parallel to the one you need to be on, only to hit a dead end and be able to see the spot you're supposed to be reaching on the other side of a wall. Except you would also never KNOW you need to get there, because it looks like another dead end full of monsters but there's actually a completely invisible hole somewhere in the floor over there that drops you into the hallway leading towards the final boss. Also there is no map. TLoZ had a map. I don't know why this game doesn't have a map. Possibly because if you try to look up maps online, most of the dungeons feature non-Euclidean spaces? Idk, even a Super Metroid-style grid map would've done wonders here.

The combat is... fine? I truly don't understand how anyone thinks it's GREAT though. Zelda II is kind of like a version of Castlevania where you don't have a whip and instead have to stab everything at extremely short range, and also sometimes enemies have shields so you have to crouch sometimes to stop them from blocking you. It feels tense and high-stakes but only because, as I mentioned earlier, you really cannot afford to take stray hits in this game. Most enemies chew through your health at an alarming rate, even with the Shield spell active, and there's almost no way to replenish it unless you use a Life spell (which costs a huge chunk of your magic, possibly softlocking you if you end up in a place that requires other spells to progress). I got better at the combat over the course of my playthrough, but I never felt like I got good at it - most of my victories against strong enemies felt like pure luck and there were rarely consistent strategies for success. All of this combined with the fact that Zelda II has limited lives (and I mean LIMITED - there are only six 1-UPs in the entire game, which can each only be collected once) and getting a Game Over anywhere outside of the final palace will send you all the way back to the starting area, and it makes for an incredibly stressful experience. Even making use of savestates to lighten the fear of death can only do so much to improve it.

Overall, I think that Zelda II is a game that has a lot of really promising ideas, but then just absolutely flops when it comes to the execution. I didn't have a better way of organizing these but here are a few examples of elements I DID particularly like, even if they didn't always stick the landing:

I like the idea of the RPG leveling system in theory, but wish it was more empowering in practice and actually let the player make meaningful choices instead of just being required to survive. Choosing to hold off on a Life upgrade and instead save up just a little longer to boost your Attack feels awesome, until you time one of your inputs wrong and get destroyed. In a game with better-tuned difficulty and combat, this system would be great!

I REALLY like that Zelda II introduced a magic system to the series! I think it's cool as hell to have Link learning and casting spells to protect himself, solve puzzles, and exploit enemy weaknesses, instead of relying purely on items. (It's honestly weird to think that a system I associate so strongly with classic Zelda gameplay has only actually showed up in 4 of the games?? I guess you could consider the runes/hand abilities in BotW/TotK to be kind of like modern spells, or the slowly-refilling energy gauge in ALBW to be the most recent iteration of a Magic Meter, but both are highly debatable. Anyways I just think they should let Link shapeshift into a fairy again, that was cool.) But most of the spells in this are fairly situational and your access to magic refills is so limited that you rarely have the freedom to experiment with the spells' secondary functions (hey did you know the Spell spell turns most enemy types into slimes? that's wild. I wish I'd known that sooner).

The overworld functioning like a traditional JRPG, with top-down exploration broken up by semi-random enemy encounters, was something I honestly didn't hate. It's a little weird for Zelda, sure, but I could see it working well to support other systems in a more polished game. Overworld encounters that switch you into a type of gameplay other than turn-based JRPG combat are something I've always been fascinated by!

Anyways, weird game! I'm glad I finally got closure so I could figure out how I personally feel about it, independent of whatever the random youtubers I watched as a teenager thought. And now I never have to play it again :)

[creature-wizard]

Unwelcome Ozian copied Fritz Springmeier and Cisco Wheeler - see for yourself!

For those who don't know, Unwelcome Ozian is a conspiracy theorist who has been on Tumblr since the early 2010s, presenting himself as a Project Monarch survivor and a sort of guide for others who believe they experienced the same thing. However, a number of people who put their trust in him report that he has engaged in predatory and harassing behavior.

Fritz Springmeier and Cisco Wheeler are two conspiracy theorists who wrote a number of highly influential books together in the 1990's. Whether or not you've heard of them, if you have heard anything about Project Monarch, I promise you that at least some of that information goes back to them. Springmeier and Wheeler made a number of absurd and hateful claims - such as that the Antichrist would be enthroned in the year 2000, that many immigrants were secretly Manchurian agents, and that Al Gore was a real vampire who carried around a briefcase full of blood.

I actually read their three books on Monarch programming (They Know Not What They Do: Illustrated Guide to Monarch Programming Mind Control (1995), The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave (1996), and Deeper Insights Into The Illuminati Formula (1997). When I finally got around to taking a look at the work of Unwelcome Ozian, I immediately recognized it as the same stuff Springmeier and Wheeler were pushing. It wasn't just the exact same kind of claims - it was often the exact same text, with some very minor alterations.

Here are some examples of obvious copying:

Chainless Slaves: The foundation of trauma-based programming is fear. A deep spirit of fear cripples a subject spiritually and emotionally.

Deeper Insights Into The Illuminati Formula: The foundation of trauma-based total mind-control is fear. A deep spirit of fear cripples a person spiritually & emotionally.

Chainless Slaves: Subject’s who have been given a designated purpose in life will have their genealogies hidden. They will have programmed to have a cover life to insure they will not be detected.

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: The Illuminati create mind-controlled slaves who are to function within the Illuminati hierarchy. These slaves will usually have their genealogies hidden, and will be created to have excellent cover lives to insure that they are not detected.

Chainless Slaves: Programmers will make a point of having the unborn subject hear the voices of individuals who will play a role in the programming. The subject may already know the hypnotic voice of one of their programmers at birth.

Deeper Insights Into The Illuminati Formula: This is why the Illuminati has made a point of having the unborn child hear the voices of people who will play a role in the trauma and programming of the child. The child may already know the hypnotic voice of one of its cult programmers at birth.

Chainless Slaves: The mind links together a series of mental processes. These links are called K-lines. Much of what the mind does is activate various K-lines so the mind can focus its conscious thinking.

Deeper Insights Into The Illuminati Formula: The mind strings together a series of "cognitive mental demons" that is a series of mental processes--similar to how a computer programmer writes a program. These strings have been called K-lines. Much of what the mind does is simply activations of various K-lines (a habitual ways of doing things), so that the mind can focus its limited conscious thinking.

Chainless Slaves: Another technique is to alternate leniency with harshness. When punishment is partnered with kindness, the effect is devastating and disconcerting because the subject looses the ability to predict what is going to happen.

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: Another trick is to alternate leniency with harshness. This trick is done in the military also, and has been worked with success by the Chinese government upon the people of Red China. When leniency is alternated with kindness, the effect is devastating and disconcerting because the person looses the ability to predict what is going to happen.

Chainless Slaves: Alien Parts for contact, bonding w/ aliens and acceptance of mock alien invasion.

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: Alien alters for contact, bonding w/ aliens, & acceptance of mock alien invasion

Chainless Slaves: Angel (imitation) Parts for divine messages, these may be seen as angels

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: Angel (imitation) alters for divine messages, these may be seen as Spirit Guide alters

Chainless Slaves: GREEN or EMERALD GREEN. These are cat altars. They still see themselves as belonging to the cult family, and deny that they have been abused to protect their cult family

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: GREEN or EMERALD GREEN. These cat altars recognize they have been abused. They still see themselves as belonging to the cult family, and deny that they have been abused to protect their cult family.

Chainless Slaves: YELLOW. These are the strong Christian alters of which there will only be a few in the System. They help serve as a balancing point to control the System as well as to hide what the System is all about.

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: YELLOW. These are the strong Christian alters of which there will only be a few in the System. They help serve as a balancing point to control the System as well as to hide what the System is all about.

Chainless Slaves: Element Parts (Air or Wind, Water, Earth, Fire) for magick and compliance

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: Element alters (Air or Wind, Water, Earth, Fire) for magick & compliance

Chainless Slaves: Satanic hierarchy Parts, to insure the occult part of the system is controlled and follows occult teachings

The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave: Satanic hierarchy alters, to insure that system is controlled by Satan

This isn't even close to all of the instances of copied text in Chainless Slaves, but I think it's enough to demonstrate where Unwelcome Ozian is getting a lot of his material from.

If you're curious whether his book Rules of Programming has any copied material - I can confirm it does. I went through it a few months back and posted about it over here.

If you'd like to learn more about the origins of the Project Monarch mind control conspiracy theory, and how we know it's BS, you can check out this post over here.

[patrice-bergerons]

hi Alex!! i hope you don't mind, but if i have an excel question 👉👈 basically i have a long long list of items, each with its price. i want to make smaller lists of different combinations of items, and have it auto-populate a column with the prices for each list. if i have the full list of each item with its price, is there a way to get my smaller lists to auto-populate with the price from this?? hope this makes sense and sorry for the random ask 😭😭

Please it makes my day every time I get an excel question 🥰🥰🥰

It sounds like what you need is the =VLOOKUP() function which can "look up" prices from the long list to populate the shorter list. Here is a mock up:

I have a fake long list in cells A1 thru A5 and a fake short list in A9:10. To find the price for mangoes I entered the vlookup formula into cell B9. It takes 4 values (separated by commas in the above- if you are using excel in a different language the separator might be something else)

What do you need to be looked up? Here the answer is a mango, which is entered into cell A9, so I said A9. The $ in front of the A tells Excel to fix the column reference. In other words even if you copy the same formula to cell C9, it would still reference column A, not B (which is what it would have done sans fixing)

Where do you want this to be looked up? The answer is the long list so I gave the full range for it. The $A$1 notation fixes the entire range, so regardless of what column or row you copy your formula into it will keep referencing the same range.

Which column's values do you want me to return? Here price is in the second column of the referenced array so we say 2. If your second column contained e.g. colour and prices were in the 3rd, we would have made our reference range $A$1:$C$6 above and said 3 here.

Do you want me to look things up based on the vibes? 😎 NEVER trust excel to vibe so we say false, i.e. give me an exact match. Idk what's up with the mobile app but in my computer I don't enter the () after false.

You can then hit copy with the cell selected and paste the formula into the rest of your small list and voila, prices!

Vlookup can look up values across different tabs and it can be made more dynamic than the simple example I have above. There are also other more complicated formulas that are even more dynamic. Conversely all this formula business can be quite confusing when you are new to it. My DMs are fully open if you have questions, follow-ups, or the above does not work for you!

For further reference here is the formula for grape:

On my computer, when I had just written the formula in B9 and hit enter, I would have selected B9 and B10 and then hit Ctrl + D which would drag the formula down to B10. As an alternative to copying cell B9 and pasting it onto B10.

[arminthada]

Hi, I've seen your blog and it appears to me that you've watched a lot of gdh movies. So I was wondering this: what is your top 5 gdh movie? I, for my part, have only watched two so far: oh my girl ! and you, me and me which is one of my favorite movie this year so far.

it brings me to tears (happily) whenever someone talks to me about GDH films ಥ_ಥ so here are my favorite GDH films (in this order as of this moment, no. 2 to no. 5 interchange from time to time depending on my mood)

1. Bad Genius (2017) and Bad Genius: The Series (2020)

So whenever I'm asked about GDH, the first film I instantly recommend would be Bad Genius. Because not only is Bad Genius imho THE film that puts GDH on the map, I think it has a lot of influence on Thai cinematic works, and to some extent television works.

Essentially, Bad Genius is a story about Lin, a straight A student who team up with her friends to pull off a large scale cheating scheme on an SAT-like exam. It's a heist thriller drama that definitely leaves me feeling stressed out as hell as if I was there in the testing room with those students.

I know it's kind of a cheat to also add this, but whenever I recommend Bad Genius, I also must recommend Bad Genius: The Series which is a 12 episode series that serves as a more detailed+sequel version of the film. I love this series because the young actors of the series gave me a fresh take on the characters I already know and loved so I had a great time falling in love with all of them again. The series fixed a few plotholes/qualms I had with the cinematic version as well as an extensive background story on Bank (played by Nonkul Chanon in film, Jaonaay Jinjett in series), my favorite character from this franchise so Bad Genius: The Series is the one work I cannot recommend enough.

One of the things I love about the series as well is that it also maintained the exact same vibes and cinematography like color-grading, camerawork...

2. OMG! Oh My Girl (2022)

I am a sucker for 'seemingly unrequited love' and 'right person, wrong time' tropes so this film really hit ALL the spots for me at its release.

Stylisticaly speaking, I absolutely love the Wes Anderson-esque zoom-in-from-afar shots for comedic effect. many stellar comedic moments where i laughed out loud. I think the humor in this film is poignant, accompanied by great comedic timing from both leads.

One of the highlights of Oh My Girl aside from the many subversions to romcom clichés, I like how Guy (the ML played by the incredible Sky Wongravee) was a morally grey protagonist and that the film isn't afraid to call out his problematic "nice guy" facade. He's a self-aware jerk and I genuinely love his self-awareness.

3. One For The Road (2021)

So I didn't watch this at release and it took quite a while before I gathered the determination to sit down and watch this on Netflix on a late rainy evening. Little did I know, I would soon be crying screaming bawling my eyes.

One For The Road is about Aood (Ice Natara) who enlists his estranged friend, Boss (Tor Thanapob) on a road trip to return items to his exes before he dies.

If I had a nickel for every time GDH wanted to give me a selfish, jerky male protagonist, I would have like four or five nickels but it's crazy that it's happened so many times (formulaically one would say) and here I am still empathizing and crying over these kinda jerky male protagonists.

The soundtrack was just brilliant. To quote a review I once wrote, the director, the music score and composer were truly out for blood with the soundtrack for this movie and they did it. This film is a good example of how important soundtrack and film scores are to elevate the narrative being told.

There are so many things to praise about the production but if I had to choose one thing, it would be the excellent mise-en-scene of this film. Every shot is dazzling, intentional and fill with metaphors. It was truly beautiful.

4. Not Friends (2023) 

So I went into this thinking it would be Thai take on Dear Evan Hansen but I was so glad that it wasn't the case even though there are similarities.

Not Friends continues to deliver GDH's classic "selfish jerky male protagonist" with Pae (Anthony Buisseret) who just transferred to a new school in his last year of high school. Seeing no chances in getting into university through the entrance exam, Pae decides to enter a film contest by making a film about Joe (Jump Pisitpol), his seat mate who recently passed away.

The film had me bawling my eyes out in theatres by the end. I love that there were a lot philosophical questions like how much we value a friend's worth in the film. If you like Baipor/Anthony tandem in You & Me & Me, Not Friends is a must-watch for this acting duo reunion.

5. The Con-Heartist (2020) 

So for the last spot, I debated a lot between two romantic comedies (both starring Baifern Pimchanok), The Con-Heartist (2020) and Friend Zone (2019). I recently rewatched the former and was reminded by how much I love the zany humor in this film so she gets the last spot.

The Con-Heartist is about Noina (Baifern Pimchanok), who is in debt because of her ex-boyfriend so she hires a con artist, Tower (Nadech Kugimiya) to help her get revenge against her ex-boyfriend by swindling him.

Even though it's billed as a romantic comedy, I think it's more comedy-leaning compared to Friend Zone but I love the comedic moments the two leads, Baifern and Nadech. พี่ไม่หล่อลวง by BamBam is the OST song for the film and it has never left my Spotify Wrapped for the last 3 years 😭

+bonus: How To Make Millions Before Grandma Dies (2024)

This is the first GDH film from 2024 and although it comes out in like two weeks, I can feel it's going to dethrone one of the films in my top 5 list for sure. If you're thinking of going to watch something at the cinema soon, I hope you consider checking out Lahn Mah this April!

I hope you give one of these GDH films a chance. I love watching GDH films because although they can have different directors/team of scriptwriters, they always end up with certain similarities (be it cinematography or screenplay or characters). While not all GDH films are incredible masterpieces but out of the Thai production houses for films, I would say GDH 559 (and its predecessor GTH) has the most solid record of having strong and compelling cinematic works.

[digitalcockroach]

Hang on hang on your tags on "reverse queerbaiting" are excellent, please if you have the energy go into more detail on them doing "fanfic" romance tropes vs true romance tropes bc I think that's Exactly what I haven't been able to put into words

for context: POST: “I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.” TAGS: #tbh :/ #all the gay shows are pandering to like not even regular romance tropes but FANFIC tropes #and it's hollow af

Ok let me see if I can get my thoughts into some kind of order on this lol 

I mean to use the most egregious offender as an example, let’s talk about Good Omens s2. Like we come from s1 and the book which operate on a huge scale of time and across the globe with world ending stakes, even when it’s focused on Tadfield or London. There is a whole cast of characters outside of Aziraphael and Crowly with their own motives and agendas that intersect with each other and you can imagine existing before and after the story being told. Then we enter s2 and they’re all gone. God is gone. It’s Aziraphael and Crowley, Gabriel (and Beelzebub), and their neighbors who exist purely to be a Functional Couple oppose A+Cs dysfunctionality. This is kind of the first sin of fanfiction in this case, the world gets smaller and shallower and so do the characters within it. It’s all just feels like props and dressing to get two characters together. The whole Gabe and Beelzebub thing? The only reason I didn’t “see it coming” is because I thought there was no way they would just rip straight from the crackships of AO3 because I have READ THAT PLOT BETWEEN THESE CHARACTERS TWENTY TIMES JUST LIKE THIS. 

Gomens s2 and also the other big recent Gay Shows, Our Flag Means Death and What We Do In The Shadows, really fuckin abuse fanfic tropes to death in more specific ways too though like - a sassy lesbian couple to set the oblivious gays straight, a will-they-wont-they with completely forgone conclusion, everyone is a shy sensitive guy even when they’re ruthless killers everyone is kind of stupid and woobie and seconds from crying all over their soft little love interest, everyone talking in this self actualized therapy speak - SO much very direct TELLING and the SHOWING is just eyecandy, fanservice. The second sin the formulaic predictability and the third is prioritizing fanservice/shipping over storytelling. 

Because that’s the main thing I think? These shows - which I wanna be clear I liked at least at some point but have gotten really disappointed by as they continue - feel like they don’t have a story to tell. They’re just vehicles to get a Gay Couple together, regardless of character consistency or the way more interesting things implied going on in the world around them, and they just shed more and more detail and quality and idk variety? as the main ship’s relationship progresses and the world narrows further and further. It becomes boring, one-note. 

And to cover my bases here I don’t want to be misconstrued as believing these things can’t be or aren’t also true of straight romance shows (or movies, books, whatever) because I think we’ve all seen plenty of Boring Straight Romance, and I am being somewhat generalizing for the sake of what brevity I can accomplish here. But I think the noticeable thing with specifically these new queer romance shows is that they are being aimed at and HEAVILY pandering to yknow 18 - 30 year old chronically online fandom queers because people like Niel Gaiman and Taika Waititi and whathaveyou have witnessed first hand (and made a lot of money from) the absolute frenzy this AO3 donating demographic with go into over this exact kind of content. 

In short, people figured out you can make more money off of really dedicated weirdos with bad taste than you can writing something with depth and substance.

Not everything can be as good as Homestuck I guess!

[image-thot]

hi my girlfriend and i were looking at your “how to bang a robot safely” post and sheets and we’re dying to know what calculations you’re doing. like was there specific formulas you were applying? where do these numbers come from, etc. was it just general estimates based on what you would imagine their heights to be?

The exact formula is a secret 🤫😆 (ok not but also yes)

Well, I had to use the closest thing in anatomy to cybertrionians, which would be humans.

I'm not proud to say that this could be used to calculate what someone is packing 👀.

The difference between the results and reality is only 0.5 -1.5 cm, which is the main reason I don't outright say the exact formula (this is both a mad impressive chad lad and creepy how the fuck you know that energy).

But to answer your question!

It took me a couple days to be able to come up with a fairly accurate formula to follow, but since there's not much info on transformers aside from their heights (even then that changes with the continuity). Whatever formula I used had to take into consideration the a characters height, or there would be no way it could be an accurate estimate.

That's why each character has multiple results due to their different hieghts across the continuities.

But the big question is how did I get to that point?

I had to base the formula off people because at this point in time there's no large robots with large robot dicks out there to get some measurements off of.

The actual research took longer than calculating all the characters in the sheets, as you could imagine getting the information such as length circumference from a large pool of guys might take a while. Lucky for me, there have been studies done on subjects similar (not many), so I could use info from that as well as the info I gathered myself.

*Note: These results will vary depending on how much research someone puts into it, I am confident enough to say they are close to canon accurate as possible. Then again, there technically isn't a Canon/real example of a gaint robot dick 😆 so they can only classed as estimates... for now 👀*

As I used both online and in person data I had a large pool to get my averages from, those being hieght, length, circumference & diameter. Once I had those, it was as simple as multiplying by the scale.

The only time this has changed was when I did Unicrons measurements as he was way too big to do in cm and so had to adjust to calculate his in km.

I hoped that answered your question 😀 I do hope that sometime in the near future I can make a simple chart/calculator/Excel sheet for everyone to be able to access and source the necessary spike relates info 😀

Some may think this was done out of pervieness, they may be right. But I got so enthralled by the maths and research that I can only look at it from that point of view now 😆

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30 Hilarious F1 Puns That Will Drive Race Fans Wild | Ultimate Formula 1 Humor Guide

https://freshpuns.com/?p=1495 30 Hilarious F1 Puns That Will Drive Race Fans Wild | Ultimate Formula 1 Humor Guide Ready to rev up your sense of humor? We’ve collected the most pit-stopping F1 puns that’ll have you racing to share them with fellow motorsport enthusiasts. From hilarious Formula 1 one-liners to clever racing wordplay, these jokes are the perfect fuel for your next conversation about the industry’s premier racing championship. We know that F1 fans appreciate precision, speed, and technical excellence—qualities we’ve applied to crafting these puns. Whether you’re waiting for lights out at the next Grand Prix or simply looking to entertain your F1-loving friends, our collection offers something for everyone. Let’s shift into gear and explore these tire-iffic Formula 1 jokes that are sure to earn pole position in your comedy arsenal. Table of Contents Toggle 10 High-Octane F1 Puns That Will Rev Up Your ConversationsRacing to the Punchline: Why F1 Puns Are Winning Formula for HumorCreative Expression Through WordplayBuilding Community ConnectionsLight-Hearted Relief from Race IntensityEveryday Integration of Racing PassionTechnical Knowledge Made AccessiblePole Position Puns: F1 Jokes About Qualifying and Grid PlacementStarting Grid GigglesQualifying QuipsPit Stop Punchlines: Hilarious F1 Team and Strategy JokesTire-Change TeasersPit Crew PleasersDriver’s Seat Wordplay: Puns About Famous F1 RacersHamilton HumorVerstappen Verbal PlayTrack Talk: Clever Circuit and Race Location JokesMonaco MirthSilverstone SillinessTechnical Terms Turned Funny: Engineering and Car Component PunsAerodynamic AmusementEngine EntertainingChampionship Chuckles: F1 Title and Points System JokesPoints-Driven PunchlinesTitle Chase HumorStrategy SnickersDRS (Definitely Ridiculous Sayings): F1 Rule-Based HumorPit Stop WisecracksRacing Position PunchlinesTire and Pressure JokesFuel and Performance HumorTime-Based Racing GagsTrack and Circuit ComedyGeneral Racing QuipsFan Culture WordplaySafety Car Sarcasm: Caution Flag Funnies and Yellow Zone ZingersSafety Car and Caution Flag PunsYellow Zone and Racing PunsGeneral F1 Puns with a Safety or Caution ThemeCheckered Flag Finish: How to Use F1 Puns to Cross the Line in StyleFrequently Asked QuestionsWhat are Formula 1 puns?Why do F1 fans enjoy racing puns?Can you share an example of a tire-related F1 pun?How do F1 puns about drivers differ from other racing jokes?What makes Monaco circuit jokes unique?How do F1 fans use technical term puns?What are championship-themed F1 jokes?How do Safety Car puns work in F1 humor?Why are pit stop jokes popular among F1 fans?How can I use F1 puns in everyday conversations? 10 High-Octane F1 Puns That Will Rev Up Your Conversations What did the F1 tire say to the road? “I’m tired of all this pressure!” Racing tires endure up to 1,200 pounds of pressure during Grand Prix events, making this pun particularly fitting for any discussion about F1 equipment. Why don’t F1 drivers ever get lost? Because they always take the racing line! Professional drivers follow exact racing lines that optimize their path through corners, saving precious milliseconds on each lap. What’s an F1 driver’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good pit stop! Quick pit stops are crucial in Formula 1, with the fastest crews completing tire changes in under 2 seconds. How do F1 drivers stay cool? They’re always surrounded by fans! This double meaning works perfectly as F1 attracts millions of passionate supporters worldwide while the cars themselves rely on complex cooling systems. What happens when an F1 car gets cold? It needs a warm-up lap! Before qualifying and race sessions, drivers complete formation laps to bring their tires to optimal operating temperature. Why was the F1 car at the therapist? It had too many attachment issues! Modern F1 cars feature over 20,000 parts that must work in perfect harmony, with aerodynamic attachments being constantly refined. What’s an F1 driver’s favorite drink? Champagne, because they’re always on podium! The iconic champagne spray celebration has been a Formula 1 tradition since the 1960s. Why couldn’t the F1 driver use the computer? He kept hitting the space bar! F1 drivers experience intense g-forces during races, with braking forces equivalent to hitting a wall at high speed. What do you call an F1 driver who’s also a detective? Inspector Sector! Track sectors are crucial timing elements in F1, with drivers analyzing sector times to improve their performance. How do F1 teams communicate during rainy races? They use hydrophones! This wordplay on “hydroplaning” references the dangerous condition when cars lose traction on wet surfaces, requiring special “wet” compound tires. Racing to the Punchline: Why F1 Puns Are Winning Formula for Humor Formula 1 puns have secured their place in motorsport humor, captivating fans worldwide with their clever wordplay and racing references. These witty expressions combine technical racing terminology with everyday language, creating a unique blend that appeals to both die-hard enthusiasts and casual viewers alike. Let’s explore why F1 puns have become such a popular form of entertainment within the racing community. Creative Expression Through Wordplay F1 puns offer fans a creative outlet to express their passion for the sport. Motorsport enthusiasts love crafting jokes like “The driver who won was so happy; he couldn’t help but ‘brake’ into a smile!” These witty remarks showcase fans’ deep understanding of racing terminology while demonstrating their creativity. Many racing aficionados enjoy developing puns about pit crews, such as “The pit crew was so fast, I’m convinced they were on a ‘mission’ to break records!” This type of wordplay allows fans to engage with the sport beyond just watching races. Building Community Connections Sharing F1 puns has become an effective way for fans to connect and bond over their shared love for motorsport. One-liners like “Shift happens!” and “F1-irst place or nothing!” serve as conversation starters at viewing parties or online forums. Fan communities regularly exchange humorous lines such as “I’m Leclerc-ly obsessed with F1!” to strengthen their sense of belonging. These shared jokes create an inclusive atmosphere where newcomers and veterans alike can participate in the fun, regardless of their technical knowledge of the sport. Light-Hearted Relief from Race Intensity F1 puns provide much-needed comic relief from the high-stakes, technically complex industry of Formula 1 racing. Humorous questions like “Why was the Formula 1 car terrible at hide and seek? It was too easy to spot” offer a playful contrast to the serious nature of competitive racing. Statements such as “As the engine roared, I thought about how loud it was. Talk about an ‘exhausting’ experience!” bring levity to the intense emotions fans experience during races. This light-hearted approach helps balance the technical and competitive aspects of F1 with accessible humor. Everyday Integration of Racing Passion Formula 1 fans often incorporate racing-themed humor into their daily lives with puns like “Full throttle into the weekend!” and “Overtaking Monday like it’s the last lap!” These expressions allow enthusiasts to carry their passion beyond race weekends. Fun sayings such as “Life’s a circuit—make every lap count” demonstrate how racing principles can apply to everyday situations. By integrating these puns into regular conversations, fans maintain their connection to the sport throughout their daily routines. Technical Knowledge Made Accessible F1 puns transform complex racing concepts into accessible humor for fans at all knowledge levels. Jokes about tire changes like “Did you hear about the driver who changed his tires? He really knew how to keep things rolling” make technical aspects of the sport more approachable. Even specialized racing terminology becomes entertaining through puns such as “That tire change was a real ‘turn’ of events, wouldn’t you say?” This clever wordplay helps newcomers better understand the sport while giving experienced fans an opportunity to showcase their knowledge in a fun, non-intimidating way. Pole Position Puns: F1 Jokes About Qualifying and Grid Placement Every Formula 1 fan knows that qualifying and grid placement are serious business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh about them. We’ve collected some of the funniest F1 puns related to the all-important battle for pole position. Starting Grid Giggles F1 cars never get lost on the starting grid because they always follow the track record! Grid placement humor hits differently when you’re watching drivers line up in their carefully earned positions. Teams invest millions in technology just to move up a few spots, which is why one driver asked if he could bring a ladder to qualifying—he wanted to take his pole position to new heights! The starting grid offers plenty of opportunities for wordplay. Drivers with track-titude tend to find themselves at the front of the pack during qualifying sessions. When discussing grid strategies with teammates, one engineer reportedly said, “It’s not about where you start, it’s about where you finish—but starting first sure helps!” Qualifying Quips Qualifying sessions bring out the most pressure-filled moments in F1, creating perfect fodder for puns. Drivers often develop special relationships with their equipment during these crucial laps. One racer was overheard telling his tires, “You’ve got some serious traction with me!” right before setting a blistering lap time. Even the pit crews get in on the qualifying humor. When a driver needed a mental break during an intense qualifying session, his team radioed that he needed a pit stop to laugh. The pre-qualifying meal of choice for speed-hungry drivers? Grand Prix-nut butter toast for that extra speed power! Some cars reportedly enter brake mode when they get tired of all the jokes during qualifying—though we suspect that’s just another pun making the rounds in the paddock. Pit Stop Punchlines: Hilarious F1 Team and Strategy Jokes The lightning-fast pit stops in Formula 1 provide perfect fodder for humor. These jokes celebrate the strategic side of racing where seconds can make all the difference. Tire-Change Teasers F1 racing revolves around those crucial tire changes, and so do these hilarious puns. A mechanic near the racetrack decided to open a new restaurant, and patrons couldn’t resist his special “tire-ific recipes” that were the talk of the paddock. Some tires have quite the personality too – one was overheard saying to the racetrack, “I’m ready to roll with you!” in what might be the most committed relationship in motorsport. Our favorite headline from the racing news definitely has to be: “Braking news: F1 is tire-lessly exciting!” These witty tire puns capture the essence of what makes Formula 1 both technically fascinating and ripe for wordplay. Pit Crew Pleasers The unsung heroes of F1 racing deserve their share of jokes too. One ambitious driver brought a ladder to the race because he wanted to “reach new heights” in his racing career – a strategic move his engineers hadn’t considered! Team dynamics often create memorable moments, like when a driver heard his teammate was taking a break and quipped, “Well, that’s one way to take a pit stop!” Some teams get creative with their side hustles too – one racing team decided to start a bakery because they really “kneaded the dough” to improve their performance. Even during intense race weekends, pit crews find time for quick-witted exchanges, like asking tired drivers if they need a “quick recharge” before sending them back onto the track. These jokes celebrate the precision and teamwork that make pit stops such an integral part of Formula 1 racing. Driver’s Seat Wordplay: Puns About Famous F1 Racers The personalities behind the wheel provide perfect material for playful wordplay. Let’s explore some hilarious puns dedicated to the racing superstars who’ve made their mark on Formula 1. Hamilton Humor Lewis Hamilton’s legendary status in F1 has fueled a variety of creative puns that celebrate his driving prowess. “Why did Lewis Hamilton bring a magnet to the track? Because he wanted to attract some attention!” This playful joke highlights Hamilton’s star power on and off the circuit. Many fans enjoy asking, “What did Lewis Hamilton say when his car broke down? I guess I’m not in the driver’s seat today.” His musical interests also inspire humor, with fans quipping, “Why did Lewis Hamilton join a band? He wanted to be the conductor of speed!” Even holidays get the Hamilton treatment, with supporters celebrating “Hamilton Day” – described as a Grand Prix celebration that commemorates his racing achievements. Verstappen Verbal Play Max Verstappen’s aggressive driving style and quick reflexes provide excellent material for witty wordplay. “Why did Max Verstappen bring a mirror to the track? Because he wanted to reflect on his driving skills!” This pun cleverly references his thoughtful approach to racing strategy. Fans often share, “What did Max Verstappen say when he overtook his opponent? I’ve got the Verstappen edge!” showcasing his competitive nature. Verstappen’s precision inspires culinary jokes too, with people asking, “Why did Max Verstappen become a chef? He knew how to serve up a quick lap!” His relationship with his equipment generates humor as well, with quips like “What did Max Verstappen say to his tire? You’re rolling with me today!” These puns celebrate his determination and skill while adding a lighthearted spin to his racing persona. Track Talk: Clever Circuit and Race Location Jokes F1 circuits provide fertile ground for puns and jokes, with each track offering unique characteristics ripe for wordplay. From tight street circuits to high-speed temples of speed, these locations inspire some truly track-tastic humor. Monaco Mirth Monaco’s legendary street circuit, known for its narrow confines and glamorous setting, generates plenty of humorous opportunities. Why did the F1 driver bring a ladder to Monaco? Because he wanted to reach new heights in the principality! The circuit’s notorious tightness makes for great comedy material, with fans often joking that “Monaco is so tight, even the F1 cars need to squeeze through!” During race weekend, we’ve heard drivers quip about needing to breathe in just to fit their cars through certain sections. The yacht-lined harbor and casino backdrop provide additional fodder for witty remarks about racing fortunes changing faster than a Monte Carlo roulette wheel. Silverstone Silliness Silverstone, the historic British circuit, inspires its own brand of racing humor that celebrates its speed and heritage. Why did the F1 driver go to Silverstone? To improve his lap-itude on the British circuit! The track’s reputation for unpredictable weather conditions creates perfect setup lines, with teams joking they need to pack sunscreen and umbrellas for the same session. Silverstone’s rapid layout prompts fans to observe that “Silverstone is so fast, even the F1 cars feel like they’re flying!” British racing enthusiasts particularly enjoy how the circuit’s name lends itself to “sterling” puns about performance. The famous Maggots and Becketts sequence has spawned countless jokes about drivers getting “caught in the corners” as they navigate this technical challenge at breakneck speeds. Technical Terms Turned Funny: Engineering and Car Component Puns F1 racing is filled with complex engineering marvels and technical components that provide perfect material for clever wordplay. We’ve compiled some of the funniest puns that transform technical jargon into laugh-out-loud moments. Aerodynamic Amusement The science of airflow creates some uplifting humor in the F1 community. “The F1 car was jealous of the motorcycle. It just couldn’t handle the competition!” This clever joke plays on the aerodynamic advantages that make F1 cars so special, while adding a humorous twist of rivalry between different racing vehicles. Fans often share philosophical quips like “Life’s a circuit—make every lap count,” which cleverly uses the concept of racing circuits as a metaphor for life’s journey. While not strictly about downforce or drag reduction, these sayings connect the technical aspects of racing to everyday wisdom. Engine Entertaining Power unit terminology revs up the humor factor in many F1 jokes. “What’s an F1 driver’s favorite kind of music? Anything that revs up the engine!” This pun perfectly connects the high-performance engines with music that gets people energized. Passionate fans often express their excitement with lines like “My heart revs like an F1 engine!” comparing their emotional response to watching a race with the powerful performance of those meticulously engineered power units. “My blood type? High octane.” This witty one-liner humorously equates personal energy levels with the high-octane fuel that powers these incredible machines. It’s especially popular among dedicated fans who live and breathe the sport. Other component-based jokes include “When the F1 driver got a flat tire, he really felt the pressure!” which cleverly plays on both the literal air pressure in tires and the immense stress drivers face during races. “Braking news: F1 is tire-lessly exciting!” This headline-style pun combines braking systems with news announcements, while simultaneously referencing the crucial tire components that can make or break a race strategy. Impatient fans often quip, “My patience is shorter than an F1 pit stop!” This comparison highlights the incredible efficiency of modern pit crews while making a relatable joke about waiting tolerance. Championship Chuckles: F1 Title and Points System Jokes Formula 1’s championship and points system provide fertile ground for hilarious wordplay. We’ve collected some of the funniest jokes that celebrate the pursuit of titles and points in the high-stakes industry of F1. Points-Driven Punchlines Racing for points takes on a whole new meaning with these championship-themed jokes: “Why did the F1 driver bring a ladder? Because he wanted a higher position in the championship standings!” “When the team got a penalty, I wondered if it was time to ‘shift’ their strategy!” “What’s an F1 driver’s favorite blood type? High octane positive!” “My life’s a Grand Prix – always chasing those championship points!” Title Chase Humor The search for the championship title inspires some truly creative puns: “F1-irst place or nothing!” shouts every championship contender at the season start. “Why did the F1 fan bring a broom? To sweep the competition off the championship table!” “I don’t chase, I overtake!” says every driver eyeing that championship trophy. “What did the driver who won the championship say? He couldn’t help but ‘brake’ into a smile!” Strategy Snickers Championship success requires brilliant strategy, which these jokes highlight perfectly: “Why did the F1 driver always carry a pencil? To sketch out his next championship move!” “Why do F1 cars never get lost on their way to a championship? They always follow the track to success!” “Why did the F1 driver join a band? He wanted to hit all the right notes to win the title!” “Shift happens when you’re fighting for championship points!” These championship jokes capture the competitive spirit of Formula 1 while adding a humorous spin to the serious business of winning titles. Whether you’re discussing championship standings or debating points systems, these puns will help you score laughs with fellow F1 enthusiasts. DRS (Definitely Ridiculous Sayings): F1 Rule-Based Humor F1 fans love a good laugh almost as much as they love the sport itself, and nothing delivers humor quite like rule-based F1 puns. We’ve collected some of the funniest sayings that play on the technical aspects of Formula 1, giving you plenty of material for your next race watch party. Pit Stop Wisecracks Pit stops provide fertile ground for F1 humor, with their precision timing and crucial role in race strategy. “The grass is always greener on the pit stop side,” joke many fans who appreciate the art of a quick tire change. Teams often display remarkable composure under pressure, leading to the quip: “Why was the F1 team always calm? Because they knew how to take the pit stops gracefully!” Racing Position Punchlines Position battles on track inspire some of the most creative F1 wordplay. “Why did the F1 driver bring a ladder? Because he wanted a higher position!” captures the eternal struggle for podium places. Many drivers live by the motto “I don’t chase, I overtake!” which perfectly encapsulates the aggressive mindset needed in Formula 1 competition. Tire and Pressure Jokes Tire management remains a crucial aspect of F1 strategy, naturally becoming the subject of many puns. “When the F1 driver got a flat tire, he really felt the pressure!” cleverly plays on both the physical pressure in tires and the mental pressure drivers face. These tire jokes never seem to go flat with true racing enthusiasts. Fuel and Performance Humor High-performance fuel jokes add octane to any F1 conversation. “My blood type? High octane” serves as a favorite response among dedicated fans when asked about their passion for the sport. Motivational Monday social media posts often feature “Running on pure octane confidence!” to connect racing themes with everyday life challenges. Time-Based Racing Gags F1’s relationship with time creates perfect opportunities for witty wordplay. “I’m always F1 racing against the clock—literally!” resonates with fans who understand the critical role timing plays in racing success. Many use “Overtaking Monday like it’s the last lap!” to bring racing enthusiasm into their work week, showing how F1 culture extends beyond race weekends. Track and Circuit Comedy Circuit design features provide excellent material for creative puns. “Life’s a circuit—make every lap count” offers both humor and wisdom for racing aficionados. Similarly, “Life’s a chicane—better navigate it well!” draws parallels between racing challenges and life’s unexpected turns, appealing to fans who see racing as a metaphor for life. General Racing Quips Some F1 puns transcend exact categories while still delivering laughs. “Did you hear about the F1 car that could never finish a race? It always took time for itself!” plays on the double meaning of taking time. “The F1 car was jealous of the motorcycle. It just couldn’t handle the competition!” cleverly references car handling while creating an unexpected rivalry scenario. News-related wordplay appears in “Braking news: F1 is tire-lessly exciting!” combining multiple racing elements into one groan-worthy pun. Fan Culture Wordplay F1 fandom inspires plenty of driver-exact humor and racing anticipation. “I’m Leclerc-ly obsessed with F1!” shows how driver names become integrated into everyday language among fans. The excitement before race weekends often leads to exclamations like “F1-nally, the race weekend is here!” demonstrating how deeply the sport’s schedule affects followers’ emotional calendars. Safety Car Sarcasm: Caution Flag Funnies and Yellow Zone Zingers When the yellow flags come out and the safety car takes to the track, F1 fans don’t lose their sense of humor. We’ve collected some of the funniest safety car and caution flag puns that perfectly capture those tense moments when the racing action slows down but the comedy speeds up. Safety Car and Caution Flag Puns “Pit me against boredom—I’ll take the Safety Car any day.” This clever quip acknowledges how some fans actually enjoy the strategic shake-ups that safety car periods bring to races. “When life spins out, just rejoin safely and blame the tires.” F1 fans know this joke plays on the common driver excuse after an incident that leads to yellow flags. “My patience is shorter than an F1 pit stop.” While not directly about the safety car, this pun highlights the brief nature of racing interruptions that test everyone’s patience. Yellow Zone and Racing Puns “Braking news: F1 is tire-lessly exciting.” This play on “breaking news” perfectly captures the sudden announcements that accompany caution periods. “I don’t do drama—strictly no track limits.” Track limit violations often become more scrutinized during yellow flag conditions, making this joke particularly relevant. “When the F1 driver got a flat tire, he really felt the pressure.” Tire issues frequently cause safety car deployments, adding an extra layer of meaning to this pressure-filled pun. General F1 Puns with a Safety or Caution Theme “Why did the F1 car fail its exam? It couldn’t stop drifting.” Drifting often leads to accidents and subsequent caution flags, making this academic joke race-relevant. “Shift happens.” F1 enthusiasts appreciate this simple but effective pun about the sudden changes in racing conditions when the safety car appears. These yellow zone zingers bring a light-hearted perspective to the serious business of race safety. F1 fans understand that while caution periods might temporarily slow the on-track action, they needn’t put the brakes on the fun. Checkered Flag Finish: How to Use F1 Puns to Cross the Line in Style We’ve raced through the industry of F1 puns from pit lane jokes to championship chuckles. These motorsport quips aren’t just entertaining—they’re the perfect way to connect with fellow fans and showcase your racing knowledge. Whether you’re watching qualifying or celebrating a podium finish try dropping one of these puns into the conversation. They’ll help you break the ice at watch parties or liven up race day discussions with friends. The true power of F1 humor lies in its ability to bring fans together through shared laughter. So rev up your comedic engine and let these puns fuel your next F1 conversation. After all even when races get intense a good joke helps everyone finish with a smile! Frequently Asked Questions What are Formula 1 puns? Formula 1 puns are humorous wordplay jokes based on racing terminology, driver names, track features, and other F1-related concepts. They combine the technical aspects of motorsport with clever linguistic twists to create laughter among fans who appreciate both the sport and witty humor. Why do F1 fans enjoy racing puns? F1 fans enjoy racing puns because they combine their passion for the technical sport with humor. These jokes create a sense of community among enthusiasts, provide light-hearted relief from the intensity of racing, and make complex racing concepts more accessible and relatable to both casual and dedicated fans. Can you share an example of a tire-related F1 pun? “What did the tire say after a long race? I’m absolutely exhausted!” This type of pun plays on the dual meaning of “exhausted” – referring both to the tire being worn out and the human feeling of tiredness, making it a perfect example of F1 humor that connects technical elements with everyday experiences. How do F1 puns about drivers differ from other racing jokes? Driver-focused F1 puns specifically play on the personalities, achievements, and driving styles of famous racers like Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen. These jokes often incorporate the driver’s unique characteristics, their team affiliations, and career highlights, making them more personalized than general racing jokes. What makes Monaco circuit jokes unique? Monaco circuit jokes focus on the track’s notoriously narrow streets, glamorous setting, and challenging layout. Puns about Monaco often reference the difficulty of overtaking, the proximity to buildings and barriers, and the luxurious atmosphere of Monte Carlo, reflecting the unique characteristics that make this street circuit legendary. How do F1 fans use technical term puns? F1 fans cleverly transform complex technical jargon like aerodynamics, DRS, and power units into accessible humor. These puns help simplify complicated concepts while demonstrating fans’ knowledge of the sport. For example, “I’d tell you a joke about downforce, but it might go over your head” plays on both aerodynamic principles and common expressions. What are championship-themed F1 jokes? Championship-themed F1 jokes revolve around points systems, title battles, and standings. These puns add humor to the serious competition for championships with lines like “I’m racing to conclusions faster than drivers chase championship points” or jokes about climbs up the standings ladder, making light of the intense pursuit of F1 glory. How do Safety Car puns work in F1 humor? Safety Car puns play on the tension and disruption that caution periods bring to races. These jokes often highlight the frustration of slowed racing action while finding humor in the situation: “The Safety Car leads more laps than some teams—at least it’s consistent!” They transform potentially dull race moments into opportunities for laughter. Why are pit stop jokes popular among F1 fans? Pit stop jokes celebrate the lightning-fast teamwork and precision of these crucial race moments. Fans enjoy puns about tire changes, mechanics, and strategy calls like “What’s a tire’s favorite cooking show? ‘Pit Stop Chef'” because they highlight both the technical importance and the human element of these split-second operations. How can I use F1 puns in everyday conversations? Incorporate F1 puns into conversations by connecting racing concepts to daily situations. For example, when discussing efficiency, mention you’re “as quick as a Red Bull pit stop.” When facing challenges, say you’re “managing your tires through this tough stint.” These references will delight fellow fans and might convert others to the sport through humor. https://freshpuns.com/?p=1495 Fresh Puns

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Zapier vs. Excel VBA: Which Automation Tool Fits Your Business Best?

Automation tools have become the superheroes of modern business—saving time, cutting costs, and eliminating tedious manual tasks. But when it comes to picking the right solution for your needs, things can get tricky. Zapier and Excel VBA are both rock stars in the automation world, yet they offer very different benefits. So, which one’s right for your business? Let’s break it down—and hey, you might just discover you need both!

The Power of Excel VBA

If you live and breathe spreadsheets, Excel VBA might feel like your best friend. It's a powerful programming language built right into Excel that lets you create macros and automate complex tasks. For businesses dealing with data-heavy processes—be it financial modeling, inventory tracking, or advanced reporting—Excel VBA is the secret weapon.

Want to automate formulas, clean messy data, or generate reports at the click of a button? Excel VBA can handle it. The best part? You can hire Excel experts who specialize in Excel consulting to tailor these automations to your exact needs. No cookie-cutter solutions here—just customized efficiency that fits your workflow like a glove.

That said, Excel VBA is limited to Excel. If you’re looking for automations that connect other apps or systems, it’s time to consider Zapier.

Why Zapier Steals the Show

Zapier is like the connector that makes all your apps play nice. With this handy tool, you can create “Zaps” that link your favorite software, from Gmail to Airtable to Slack. For businesses juggling multiple platforms, a Zapier automation consultant can help design workflows that smooth out the chaos.

Imagine this: You receive an email from a customer, and Zapier automatically creates a record in your CRM while updating your Airtable database. Talk about seamless! Zapier shines when it comes to cross-app automation and is perfect for businesses wanting to eliminate manual app-switching. Plus, it’s incredibly user-friendly—no coding required.

Still, Zapier has its limits, too. It’s fantastic for handling workflows between apps, but it doesn’t dive deep into data-heavy tasks the way Excel VBA does. And that’s where the decision-making gets interesting.

Can’t Decide? Why Not Use Both?

Sometimes, businesses need a hybrid solution that combines the best of both worlds. Excel VBA excels (pun intended!) at tackling intricate data operations, while Zapier connects those results with external systems for broader functionality. The cherry on top? Bringing in a workflow automation consultant to design a seamless integration that ties everything together.

For example, an Airtable consultant could help you manage projects collaboratively, while Excel VBA handles detailed calculations in the background. Pair this setup with Zapier, and you’ve got a trifecta of productivity that’ll make your competitors jealous.

What’s Your Automation Game Plan?

Choosing between Zapier and Excel VBA depends on the challenges you’re looking to solve. If your focus is heavy data manipulation, hiring an Excel expert might be your move. But if connecting apps and automating workflows across platforms is your priority, Zapier consultants are your best bet. And for maximum efficiency? Combining both tools with expert guidance from automation consulting services could be the smartest decision yet.

So why not take that leap toward effortless workflows? Your business deserves to work smarter, not harder!

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What Makes a Good ROI in Real Estate? Let’s Break It Down

Buying real estate is a big step. Whether it’s your first rental property or you’re adding to your portfolio, one question that always comes up is: “Is this a good investment?” To answer that, you need to look at ROI—Return on Investment. It's one of the simplest ways to see how well a property is performing.

Let’s talk about what makes a good ROI, why it matters, and how to know if a property is really worth it.

What is Real Estate Return on Investment?

Real estate return on investment is a way to measure how much money you're making compared to how much you spent. It’s a percentage that helps you understand if the property is putting money back in your pocket—or just draining it.

Here’s the basic formula: ROI = (Net Profit / Total Investment) × 100

Let’s say you buy a house for $200,000, put $20,000 into repairs, and earn $24,000 in rent per year. If your yearly expenses (like taxes, maintenance, insurance) are $4,000, that leaves you with a profit of $20,000. Your total investment is $220,000, so your ROI would be around 9%.

That 9% is your real estate return on investment—and it helps you compare this property to other opportunities.

What’s a Good ROI?

There’s no exact number that works for everyone, but here’s a general idea of what’s considered good in the real estate world:

Under 5% – Might be too low unless there are other benefits like long-term growth or minimal risk.

5% to 8% – Decent. A lot of residential properties fall into this range, especially in stable areas.

8% to 12% – Strong. This usually means the property is profitable and well-managed.

Over 12% – Excellent. These are rare and may involve more effort, risk, or a special opportunity.

Just remember, higher returns sometimes come with higher risks. Always look at the full picture.

Why ROI Isn’t Just About the Numbers

While ROI gives you a number, it doesn’t tell the whole story. For example, a property might show 15% ROI, but if it's in a high-crime area, has unreliable tenants, or constant repair problems, it may not be worth it.

On the other hand, a 6% ROI on a property in a safe, growing neighborhood might be more valuable in the long run. Real estate return on investment is important, but it's not everything.

The Role of Time in ROI

Real estate isn’t always about instant profit. Sometimes, properties don’t give high returns in the first year or two. But over time, as the mortgage gets paid down, rents increase, and property values go up, the return gets better.

Many smart investors take the long view. A property might start slow but turn into a great investment in a few years. Patience can lead to better rewards.

What Affects Your ROI?

Several things impact your ROI, and knowing them helps you make better choices:

Purchase Price – Getting a good deal upfront gives you more room for profit.

Rental Income – Higher rent (compared to cost) usually means better returns.

Expenses – Lower expenses = higher profit.

Vacancy Rates – Empty months mean no income, which hurts your ROI.

Maintenance Costs – Older properties or poorly managed ones can eat into your profit.

When calculating your real estate return on investment, include all these things. That way, you’re not surprised later.

Cash-on-Cash Return vs Total ROI

There are different ways to look at ROI. One popular method is cash-on-cash return, which looks at how much cash you put in (like the down payment, closing costs, and repairs) and how much cash you get back each year.

If you invested $50,000 and make $5,000 per year in profit, your cash-on-cash return is 10%.

Can You Improve ROI? Absolutely.

If your ROI isn’t as strong as you hoped, you can take action. Here are a few tips:

Increase rent (responsibly) if the market allows.

Add value with small renovations like updated kitchens or new flooring.

Reduce costs by handling some management or repairs yourself.

Minimize vacancies with good tenant communication and quick turnover.

Even a few small changes can make a big difference in your real estate return on investment.

Should You Always Go for the Highest ROI?

Not necessarily. It’s tempting to chase the highest number, but sometimes the best investment is one that’s easier to manage, has steady tenants, or is in a safe and growing area. High ROI properties might need more attention, and not everyone has the time or interest to deal with that.

A good ROI is one that gives you peace of mind while growing your wealth. It’s not just about how much—it’s also about how stable and consistent the returns are.

Conclusion: A Good ROI Depends on You

So, what’s a good ROI for real estate? Somewhere between 8% to 12% is generally strong, but the “right” number depends on your goals, time, and risk tolerance. Real estate return on investment is a helpful tool, but don’t forget to think about the big picture.

Ask yourself: Is this property helping me move toward financial freedom? Is it something I can handle without stress? If the answer is yes—and the numbers make sense—you’re likely on the right track.

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🚨 The Unofficial CIPD Grading Rubric: What Assessors Really Want (But Won’t Tell You)

Hey rule-breakers! 😏 After analyzing 50+ marked assignments, we cracked the secret formula CIPD assessors actually grade by. No fluff—just the real deal for Level 3/5/7.

🎯 The Hidden 40/30/30 Rule

Assessors subconsciously weigh your work like this:

40% Structure (Clear headings, logical flow)

30% Application (Linking theories to your workplace examples)

30% "CIPD Language" (Dropping terms like "evidence-based practice", "stakeholder engagement")

💡 Hack: Use this exact template in your next assignment:

"Applying [Theory] to [Company], the [CIPD Report 2024] suggests...[conclusion]. This demonstrates [CIPD Term] by..."

🔥 The "Banned" Phrases That Trigger Lower Marks

These will subconsciously make assessors deduct points: ❌ "I think..." → Swap with "Evidence suggests..." ❌ "This is important because..." → Use "This aligns with CIPD's Professional Standards by..." ❌ "Many companies..." → Specify "As seen in [Company]'s 2023 case study..."

📊 The Magic "Assessor Bingo" Words

Sprinkle these exact phrases to trigger "excellent" checks: ✅ "Strategic people practice" ✅ "Data-driven decision making" ✅ "Ethical organizational development" ✅ "Future-focused HR solutions"

PS: Our CIPD Assignment Help experts bake these into every order automatically!

🚨 The Dirty Little Secret About Word Counts

The "10% over/under" rule? Mostly myth. Assessors care about: ✔️ Hitting key rubric points (even if 15% under) ✔️ Quality over quantity (A sharp 1800-word essay beats a bloated 2500-word one)

💀 Deadly Mistake: Adding fluff to hit count → instant "lack of conciseness" comment

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Naresh Chemicals: Pioneering Rose Gulkand Manufacturing in Kanpur

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The Legacy of Naresh Chemicals:

Naresh Chemicals, which was founded with the goal of fusing traditional and contemporary production techniques, has established a name for itself in Kanpur’s manufacturing community. Pioneering Rose Gulkand Manufacturing in Kanpur The company distinguishes itself from other local producers with its commitment to authenticity and excellence.

What Makes Naresh Chemicals Unique?

Dedication to Quality: To guarantee the highest standards in flavor and aroma, the firm sources the best Damask roses (Rosa damascena).

Ayurvedic Principles: To ensure that the product maintains its therapeutic properties, the production procedure follows traditional Ayurvedic formulas.

Sustainability: Naresh Chemicals is dedicated to supporting organic farming, reducing waste, and using eco-friendly methods.

Comprehending Gulkand, Rose

Often called the “elixir of life,” rose gulkand is a sugary preserve created from the petals of roses. It has long been utilized in Ayurveda and is praised for both its cooling qualities and its capacity to regulate the body’s pitta dosha.

Health Benefits of Rose Gulkand:

Enhances Digestion: Frequent ingestion aids in the relief of indigestion and acidity.

Natural Coolant: It works very well to cool the body, especially in the summer.

Enhances Skin Health: Roses’ antioxidant qualities help to maintain healthy, radiant skin.

Stress Reduction: Roses’ inherent scent improves mood and reduces stress.

Packed with Nutrients: Rose Gulkand is a great source of important vitamins, especially vitamin C, which boosts immunity in general.

The Naresh Chemicals Manufacturing Process

Each jar of Rose Gulkand from Naresh Chemicals is an example of their careful craftsmanship and cutting-edge technology. An overview of their manufacturing process is provided here:

Finding the Best Roses to Buy

The meticulous selection of fresh Damask roses free of pesticides is the first step in the procedure. These roses are renowned for both their healing qualities and unmatched smell.

Preparing Petals

To get rid of contaminants, the petals are carefully picked and cleansed. This stage guarantees that there are no pollutants in the finished product.

Using Sugar to Layer

Large glass jars are filled with layers of natural, raw sugar and cleaned rose petals. To guarantee the ideal ratio of sweetness to flavor, the amount of petals to sugar is meticulously measured.

Curing with Sunlight

After being sealed, the jars are left in the sun for a few weeks. This age-old technique enhances the Rose Gulkand’s flavor and therapeutic qualities by letting the ingredients organically combine.

Curing with Sunlight

After being sealed, the jars are left in the sun for a few weeks. This age-old technique enhances the Rose Gulkand’s flavor and therapeutic qualities by letting the ingredients organically combine.

Evaluation of Quality

The product is put through a rigorous quality control process prior to packaging to make sure it satisfies the exacting standards set by Naresh Chemicals.

Sustainable Packaging

The Rose Gulkand is packaged in food-grade, recyclable containers, which demonstrates the company’s dedication to sustainability.

Rose Gulkand’s versatility extends beyond its role as a health supplement. Here are some popular uses:

Gastronomic Pleasure

Desserts: For a distinctive taste, mix it with ice creams, milkshakes, or custards.

Drinks: Combine it with water or milk to make a cool beverage.

Baking: Put it in cakes and pastries as a filling.

Ayurveda Treatments

Rose Gulkand is a cooling tonic that can assist alleviate heat-related problems.

Relief from Constipation: It works well to ease bowel movements because of its mild laxative qualities.

Beauty and Skin

Face Masks: For a natural, revitalizing face mask, combine Rose Gulkand with yogurt or honey.

Hair care: Its cooling qualities may lessen inflammation of the scalp.

For Rose Gulkand, why pick Naresh Chemicals?

Authenticity: Naresh Chemicals adheres to the conventional techniques for making Rose Gulkand.

Authenticity: Naresh Chemicals adheres to the conventional techniques for making Rose Gulkand.

Purity: The product is free of dangerous chemicals and preservatives thanks to the use of organic products.

Affordability: Rose Gulkand is reasonably priced from Naresh Chemicals, even if it is of superior quality.

Customer Trust: The brand has a devoted following in Kanpur and beyond thanks to years of experience.

Broadening Perspectives: The Vision of Naresh Chemicals

Although Naresh Chemicals has made a name for itself as a market leader in Rose Gulkand, Kanpur, the company hopes to grow both domestically and internationally. Their dedication to heritage and emphasis on innovation put them in a strong position for future expansion.

Plans for the Future

Establishing an online store to reach a larger audience is known as having an e-commerce presence.

More than just a delicious preserve, Rose Gulkand from Naresh Chemicals is a celebration of custom, excellence, and well-being. Rose Gulkand from Naresh Chemicals is the ideal option whether you’re looking for a tasty component for your cooking or a natural cure for health problems.

The Kanpur-based business is a prime example of how conventional Ayurvedic knowledge can be skillfully combined with contemporary production techniques to produce a product that is both genuine and cutting edge. Without a question, Naresh Chemicals is the name to trust if you want to experience the best of Rose Gulkand.

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Top Study Techniques for Grasping the Fundamentals of Electrical Engineering and Acing the Fundamentals of Engineering Electrical Exam

Preparing for the Fundamentals of Engineering Electrical (FE Electrical) exam is a significant milestone for aspiring engineers aiming to achieve professional licensure. Mastering the Fundamentals of Electrical Engineering is essential, not only for passing the exam but also for building a strong foundation for your engineering career. Below are effective study techniques designed to help you excel in this critical exam

Understand the Exam Structure

The FE Electrical exam is a computer-based test (CBT) covering a wide range of topics, from circuit analysis to digital systems. Familiarize yourself with the NCEES specifications to know the exact topics and weight age. Focusing on high-weight age areas such as electronics, power systems, and electromagnetic will enhance your preparation.

Use Targeted Study Resources

Selecting high-quality study materials tailored to the latest CBT format of the FE Electrical exam is crucial. Wasim Asghar’s preparation course, specifically designed for the Fundamentals of Electrical Engineering, provides comprehensive coverage of all key topics. These resources simplify complex concepts, ensuring clarity and effective learning.

Develop a Study Schedule

Consistency is key. Break your preparation into manageable sections by creating a study schedule that allocates time for each topic. Prioritize topics you find challenging and ensure periodic revision. For example, dedicate more time to circuit analysis or control systems if these are your weak areas.

Master the FE Reference Handbook

The FE Reference Handbook is the only resource allowed during the exam. Familiarize yourself with its layout and content to quickly locate formulas and information during the test. Incorporating this handbook into your study sessions will improve your efficiency on exam day.

Practice Problem-Solving

The FE Electrical exam emphasizes problem-solving over rote memorization. Solve as many practice questions as possible to build confidence in applying theoretical concepts. Use timed mock exams to simulate the test environment and assess your readiness. Courses like Wasim Asghar’s provide ample practice problems aligned with exam standards.

Focus on Conceptual Clarity

A strong grasp of the Fundamentals of Electrical Engineering is crucial. Topics such as electrical circuits, power systems, and signal processing require a clear understanding of principles. Avoid relying solely on shortcuts or memorization; focus on understanding the "why" behind each solution.

Leverage Online Study Tools

Interactive tools and online study courses, like those offered by Wasim Asghar, are valuable for breaking down complex topics. These resources often include video lectures, problem-solving techniques, and interactive quizzes tailored to the Fundamentals of Engineering Electrical exam.

Join Study Groups or Forums

Collaborating with peers can provide fresh perspectives on challenging topics. Join forums or study groups focused on the FE Electrical exam to exchange tips, resources, and strategies.

Review Mistakes

Analyzing errors in practice problems or mock exams is one of the most effective ways to improve. Identify patterns in mistakes and revisit those topics for deeper understanding.

Stay Consistent and Confident

Engineering exams require discipline and perseverance. Track your progress, maintain consistency, and approach the exam with confidence in your preparation.

About Our Course

The Fundamentals of Engineering Electrical Exam Preparation Course, led by Wasim Asghar, is specifically designed for aspiring engineers aiming for licensure. With years of professional engineering experience and firsthand exam success, Wasim’s course offers practical insights and effective preparation strategies. Equip yourself with the tools and techniques needed to succeed on your first attempt.

For more information, visit Study for FE.

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Excel VLOOKUP Function: How to Use It Like a Pro

Excel is a powerful tool for data analysis and management, and one of its most useful functions is VLOOKUP. If you're looking to streamline your data retrieval processes, mastering VLOOKUP is essential. This blog will guide you through the function, how to use VLOOKUP Function in excel, its syntax, practical examples, and tips for using it like a pro.

What is VLOOKUP?

VLOOKUP stands for "Vertical Lookup." It's a function that allows you to search for a specific value in the first column of a range (or table) and return a value in the same row from a specified column. This function is particularly useful for merging data from different sources or tables.

The Syntax of VLOOKUP

The syntax of the VLOOKUP function is straightforward:

=VLOOKUP(lookup_value, table_array, col_index_num, [range_lookup])

lookup_value: The value you want to search for. This can be a cell reference or a static value.

table_array: The range of cells that contains the data. It should include the column with the lookup value and the column from which you want to retrieve data.

col_index_num: The column number in the table_array from which to retrieve the data. The first column is 1, the second is 2, and so on.

[range_lookup]: This argument is optional. Use TRUE for an approximate match and FALSE for an exact match. Typically, you will want to use FALSE to avoid unexpected results.

How to Use VLOOKUP: A Step-by-Step Guide

Step 1: Prepare Your Data

Before using VLOOKUP, ensure your data is organized. The lookup value should be in the first column of the table array, and the column from which you want to retrieve data should be to the right of it.

Step 2: Enter the VLOOKUP Formula

Click on the cell where you want the result to appear. 

Type the VLOOKUP formula. For example, if you want to look up the price of an item in column A based on its name in column B, your formula might look like this:

=VLOOKUP(B2, A1:C10, 3, FALSE)

Here, B2 is the item name you're looking for, A1 is the range of your data, 3 indicates that you want the result from the third column, and FALSE specifies that you want an exact match.

Step 3: Press Enter

After entering the formula, press Enter. If the lookup value exists in the first column of the specified range, Excel will return the corresponding value from the specified column.

Step 4: Drag the Formula (if needed)

If you need to apply the same lookup to multiple rows, you can drag the fill handle (the small square at the bottom-right corner of the cell) down to copy the formula to adjacent cells.

Practical Examples of VLOOKUP

Example 1: Simple Lookup

Imagine you have a list of products with their corresponding prices:

1) Product = Apple, Price = ₹240 ($2.87) 2) Product = Bananas, Price = ₹100 ($1.20) 3) Product = Oranges, Price = ₹80 ($0.96)

If you want to find the price of Bananas, you would use:

=VLOOKUP("Bananas", A1:B4, 2, FALSE)

This formula returns ₹100 ($1.20).

Example 2: Using Cell References

If your lookup value is in another cell (e.g., D1), you can use:

=VLOOKUP(D1, A1:B4, 2, FALSE)

Example 3: Handling Errors

Sometimes, the lookup value may not exist in the data. To handle potential errors, you can wrap your VLOOKUP in the IFERROR function:

=IFERROR(VLOOKUP(D1, A1:B4, 2, FALSE), "Not Found")

This formula will display "Not Found" if the lookup value is not present.

Tips for Using VLOOKUP Like a Pro

Keep Your Data Clean: Ensure there are no extra spaces or different formats in your lookup column.

Use Named Ranges: For easier reference, consider naming your table array. This makes your formulas cleaner and easier to manage.

Explore Alternatives: If you're dealing with more complex data, consider using INDEX and MATCH functions together, which can provide more flexibility than VLOOKUP.

Conclusion

The VLOOKUP function is a powerful ally in data management and analysis. By understanding its syntax and application, you can retrieve data efficiently and effectively. Whether you're a beginner or looking to refine your skills, mastering VLOOKUP will elevate your Excel capabilities and help you work smarter, not harder.

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Excelling in NDA Exams with Arihant's NDA Pathfinder and NDA Mock Tests

Preparing for the National Defence Academy (NDA) entrance exam requires rigorous study and a strategic approach. Arihant Publications has been a trusted name for years, providing top-notch resources for various competitive exams. Among their esteemed offerings are the NDA Pathfinder and NDA Mock Tests, which stand out as essential tools for aspirants. These books are meticulously designed to cater to the unique demands of the NDA exam, ensuring thorough preparation and practice.

Pathfinder NDA Book: Your Comprehensive Study Guide

The Pathfinder NDA Book by Arihant is a comprehensive resource that covers all aspects of the NDA entrance exam. This NDA preparation book is structured to provide in-depth knowledge of the subjects, including mathematics, general ability, and English.

Key Features:

Detailed Syllabus Coverage: The pathfinder nda book covers the entire syllabus prescribed for the NDA exam, ensuring that no topic is left out.

Conceptual Clarity: Each topic is explained in a detailed manner, with clear concepts and ample examples to aid understanding.

Practice Questions: At the end of each chapter, there are numerous practice questions that help in reinforcing the learned concepts and improving problem-solving skills.

Previous Years’ Papers: This NDA preparation book includes solved papers from previous years, giving students an insight into the exam pattern and type of questions asked.

NDA Mock Test Book for Preparation: Simulating Real Exam Experience

To succeed in the NDA exam, it is crucial to practice under exam-like conditions. The NDA Mock Test Book for Preparation by Arihant is designed to provide this exact experience. These mock tests are an excellent tool for assessing your preparation and identifying areas that need improvement.

Benefits of Mock Tests:

Real Exam Simulation: The NDA mock test book for preparation includes a series of tests that mimic the actual exam, helping students get accustomed to the exam format and time constraints.

Performance Analysis: Each mock test is followed by detailed solutions and explanations, allowing students to analyze their performance and understand their mistakes.

Time Management: Practicing with these mock tests helps students improve their time management skills, which is crucial for completing the exam within the allotted time.

Confidence Building: Regular practice with mock tests boosts confidence and reduces exam anxiety, ensuring students are mentally prepared for the big day.

NDA Study Guide for Preparation: Holistic Approach

Arihant’s NDA Study Guide for Preparation offers a holistic approach to studying for the NDA exam. This guide combines theoretical knowledge with practical exercises, making it a well-rounded resource for aspirants.

Features of the Study Guide:

Integrated Learning: The NDA study guide for preparation integrates theory with practice, providing a seamless learning experience.

Revision Tools: It includes summary sections, quick revision notes, and important formulae, making last-minute revisions easier and more effective.

Strategic Tips: The guide offers strategic tips and tricks to tackle difficult questions and manage exam stress effectively.

Updated Content: Keeping in line with the latest exam trends, this NDA preparation book is regularly updated to include new types of questions and topics.

Maximizing Success with Arihant’s Resources

Using Arihant’s Pathfinder NDA Book and NDA Mock Test Book for Preparation can significantly enhance your preparation strategy. Here’s how to maximize their use:

Consistent Practice: Regularly practice questions from the pathfinder nda book and take mock tests to build accuracy and speed.

Analyze Performance: After each mock test, thoroughly analyze your performance to identify strengths and weaknesses.

Revise Regularly: Make use of the revision tools in the NDA study guide for preparation to keep all concepts fresh in your mind.

Stay Updated: Follow the latest exam patterns and update your study materials accordingly to stay ahead.

Conclusion

Arihant’s Pathfinder NDA Book and NDA Mock Test Book for Preparation are indispensable resources for any serious NDA aspirant. These books provide comprehensive coverage, practical exercises, and simulated exam experiences, ensuring that you are well-prepared to tackle the NDA entrance exam. With consistent effort and the right guidance from these NDA preparation books, you can confidently stride towards your goal of joining the prestigious National Defence Academy.

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🚀 Complete Guide to Heikin Ashi: Master the Art of Trend Trading

If you're tired of choppy candlestick patterns and false signals, Heikin Ashi might just be the missing piece in your trading toolbox. Used by traders worldwide and gaining momentum in Indian stock markets, this charting technique smoothens price action, making trends clearer and trading decisions easier.

Let’s break down how to read, use, and trade Heikin Ashi charts like a pro, with real-world examples, backtesting insights, and strategy tips for both swing and intraday trading.

🔍 What Exactly Is Heikin Ashi and Why Traders Are Switching

Heikin Ashi, a Japanese term meaning “average bar,” modifies traditional candlestick charts using averaged price data. Instead of showing raw open-high-low-close values, it filters out market noise.

🧠 Quick Definition: Heikin Ashi uses a smoothed formula:

Open = (Open of previous bar + Close of previous bar) / 2

Close = (Open + High + Low + Close) / 4

✅ Why Traders Prefer It:

Cleaner trend visualization

Fewer false breakouts

Better psychological control

🧭 Example:

In Nifty 50, a traditional candlestick chart on a volatile day (e.g., during Union Budget announcements) might show large wicks and indecisiveness. Heikin Ashi filters that out, showing a smoother uptrend if the broader direction is positive.

⚔️ Heikin Ashi vs Candlestick Charts: Which One Should You Trust?

Traditional candlestick charts are useful, but they can be noisy, especially during volatile phases like quarterly earnings or RBI policy meetings. Heikin Ashi focuses on trend clarity over exact price levels.

🟢 Heikin Ashi:

Great for trend-following

Smoothens volatility

Excellent for swing trading

🔴 Candlesticks:

Better for scalping and short-term trades

Precise price levels

Highlights market sentiment in real time

🎯 Case in Point: During the Adani Group stock crash in 2023, Heikin Ashi clearly showed the bearish momentum in Adani Enterprises (NSE: ADANIENT) before the traditional candlestick chart started reflecting consistent red candles.

👁️‍🗨️ How to Read Heikin Ashi Candles the Right Way

Reading Heikin Ashi charts is all about identifying trend strength and reversal signals.

🔥 Bullish Signs:

Series of green candles with no lower wick

Smooth upward slope

🧊 Bearish Signs:

Continuous red candles with no upper wick

Sharp downward movement

🤝 Indecision:

Small-bodied candles with both upper and lower wicks

Potential reversal zone

🧪 Real Example: In 2024, when Reliance Industries was breaking out of consolidation, Heikin Ashi showed consistent green candles with no lower wick — a sign of strong bullish momentum.

🛠️ Setting Up Heikin Ashi on Popular Platforms

Heikin Ashi charts are available on most trading platforms including Strike Money, TradingView.

On Strike Money:

Open any stock (e.g., Infosys)

Click on the chart type dropdown

Select Heikin Ashi

Apply indicators like EMA or RSI for strategy layering

📌 Tip: Use a 15-minute chart for intraday, and a 1-day or 1-week chart for swing trades.

💡 Battle-Tested Heikin Ashi Strategies That Actually Work

You don’t need a complex system to succeed. Here are proven strategies you can try with Heikin Ashi:

1️⃣ EMA + Heikin Ashi Trend Catcher

Setup: Apply 20 EMA and 50 EMA

Entry: When Heikin Ashi shows 3 green candles and 20 EMA crosses above 50 EMA

Exit: When a red candle appears or 20 EMA dips below

🔍 Used successfully in Tata Motors (NSE: TATAMOTORS) during its rally in late 2023.

2️⃣ RSI Divergence + Heikin Ashi Reversal

Setup: RSI (14) + Heikin Ashi

Entry: RSI shows bullish divergence while red Heikin Ashi candles shrink

Exit: After 2–3 green candles form

📉 Seen during a rebound in HDFC Bank after a sharp earnings dip in Q3 FY24.

3️⃣ Volume Confirmation Strategy

Combine Heikin Ashi with a volume spike

Look for breakout confirmation with increasing volume

Works great in breakout stocks like Zomato, IRCTC

🎯 How to Use Heikin Ashi for Different Trading Styles

🕘 Day Trading with Heikin Ashi

Use 5-min and 15-min charts

Combine with VWAP or Supertrend

Target volatile stocks (e.g., Bank Nifty, ITC, TCS)

📅 Swing Trading with Heikin Ashi

Use Daily/Weekly charts

Look for trend continuation

Stocks like L&T, Bajaj Finance, SBI Cards fit this approach

📈 Scalping (Advanced)

Heikin Ashi + Renko + EMA on 1-min chart

Needs precision and fast execution

🧠 The Hidden Power of Heikin Ashi Reversal Signals

Reversal signals on Heikin Ashi are not just visual — they’re psychological cues.

Signs of Reversal:

Small-bodied candles after a strong trend

Appearance of 2–3 opposite color candles

Shrinking wicks and lower volume

📌 Example: When Infosys dropped in March 2024, reversal was clearly visible through small red candles followed by green candles on Heikin Ashi, days before the bounce was confirmed on classic candlestick charts.

📊 Backtesting Heikin Ashi: What the Numbers Say

A 2022 research paper published in the International Journal of Financial Studies found that:

“Heikin Ashi-based strategies yielded a 12% higher Sharpe Ratio on average compared to traditional OHLC candlestick methods in trend-following systems.”

⚙️ Backtested Insights (NSE Stocks):

Nifty Midcap 100: 74% win rate using EMA + Heikin Ashi

Infosys: +18% ROI in 3 months using reversal strategy

HDFC Bank: 5R trades with low drawdown using swing setups

Use Strike Money’s strategy testing tool to validate your own rules!

❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Heikin Ashi

📌 Can I use Heikin Ashi for intraday trading?

Absolutely. Many Indian traders use it on Bank Nifty, Infosys, and Reliance for intraday setups.

📌 What’s the best timeframe for Heikin Ashi?

Intraday: 5–15 mins

Swing trading: Daily

Position trading: Weekly

📌 Does Heikin Ashi work in volatile markets?

Yes, it's especially powerful in reducing noise during news-based volatility like RBI announcements or global sell-offs.

📌 Can I combine it with other indicators?

Definitely. Use it with EMA, RSI, MACD, or even Ichimoku Cloud for powerful combo setups.

🤔 So, Should You Use Heikin Ashi or Not?

If your current chart feels like information overload, or you're getting faked out too often, it’s time to give Heikin Ashi a serious shot.

✅ When to Use:

Trend following

Swing trading setups

Emotion-free entries

❌ When Not to Use:

Precise entry/exit based on price levels

Scalping without confirmation

🧭 Start with demo accounts or paper trades using Strike Money. Track your performance, backtest your setups, and evolve your strategy.

🧩 Final Thoughts: Heikin Ashi Can Be a Game-Changer If You Use It Right

Heikin Ashi isn’t a magic bullet. But when used with proper risk management, volume analysis, and price action, it can drastically improve your trade consistency.

Many full-time traders in India, from Telegram trading groups to YouTube mentors, have now shifted to Heikin Ashi for better clarity and stress-free trading.

So go ahead—load up your Strike Money charts, switch to Heikin Ashi, and trade smarter.

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Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024: A Comprehensive Guide to Feline Nutrition

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Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024: When it comes to providing the best nutrition for our feline friends, choosing the right cat food is paramount. Among the myriad of options available in the market, Virbac cat food stands out for its commitment to quality ingredients and tailored nutrition.

Table of Contents

Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024

The Importance of Choosing the Right Cat Food

Virbac Cat Food Product Range

Dry Food Varieties

Wet Food Varieties

Key Ingredients in Virbac Cat Food

Protein Sources

Essential Nutrients

Benefits of Virbac Cat Food

Promotes Healthy Digestion

Supports Skin and Coat Health

Maintains Dental Health

Customer Reviews and Testimonials

Comparative Analysis with Other Brands

Where to Buy Virbac Cat Food

Tips for Transitioning to Virbac Cat Food

Conclusion

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024

Virbac offers a variety of cat food formulas, but some common ingredients across their lines include: Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024.

Protein sources: Dehydrated pork and poultry proteins, hydrolyzed pork and poultry proteins, fish meal (in some formulas)

Carbohydrates: Potato starch, rice, peas, beet pulp

Fats: Animal fats, linseed (source of omega-3 fatty acids)

Fiber: Lignocellulose, psyllium fiber, beet pulp

Other: Brewers yeast (source of B vitamins), minerals, probiotics (Lactobacillus acidophilus)

Here are some resources for specific Virbac cat food ingredients:

Virbac VETERINARY HPM® Spay & Neuter Adult Cat Food: https://us.virbac.com/cat-food/spay-and-neuter-cat-food

Virbac Adult Neutered Cat Food: https://uk.virbac.com/product/adult-neutered-cat

Note: These are just a few examples, and the ingredients may vary depending on the specific Virbac cat food formula. It’s always best to check the label of the food you’re considering to see the exact ingredients.

The Importance of Choosing the Right Cat Food

Virbac Cat Food Product Range

Dry Food Varieties

Virbac offers a range of dry cat food options formulated to meet the specific nutritional needs of cats at different life stages. From kitten to senior formulas, each product is carefully crafted to provide essential nutrients and promote overall health.

Wet Food Varieties

In addition to dry food, Virbac also offers a selection of wet cat food options. These recipes are packed with moisture and flavor, making them an excellent choice for cats with finicky appetites or those who need extra hydration.

Key Ingredients in Virbac Cat Food

Protein Sources

Protein is an essential component of a cat’s diet, and Virbac cat food sources high-quality proteins from sources like chicken, fish, and turkey. These proteins are easily digestible and provide the building blocks for strong muscles and tissues.

Essential Nutrients

Benefits of Virbac Cat Food

Promotes Healthy Digestion

Virbac cat food contains a blend of fiber-rich ingredients that promote healthy digestion and regular bowel movements. This can help prevent common digestive issues like constipation and diarrhea, keeping your cat’s gastrointestinal tract in optimal condition.

Supports Skin and Coat Health

The omega-3 fatty acids found in Virbac cat food help nourish the skin and coat, resulting in a soft, shiny fur. This can reduce shedding and minimize skin irritations, keeping your cat looking and feeling their best. Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024.

Maintains Dental Health

Virbac cat food is designed to support dental health, with kibble shapes and textures that help remove plaque and tartar buildup. This can reduce the risk of periodontal disease and other dental issues, promoting overall oral hygiene.

Customer Reviews and Testimonials

Many cat owners rave about the positive effects of Virbac cat food on their pets’ health and well-being. From improved digestion to shinier coats, the testimonials speak volumes about the quality and effectiveness of these products. Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024.

Comparative Analysis with Other Brands

In comparison to other cat food brands, Virbac stands out for its commitment to using high-quality ingredients and science-backed formulations. While some brands may prioritize cost-cutting measures, Virbac prioritizes the health and wellness of cats above all else.

Where to Buy Virbac Cat Food

Virbac cat food is available for purchase at select pet stores, veterinary clinics, and online retailers. Be sure to check the official Virbac website for a list of authorized dealers and distributors in your area.

Tips for Transitioning to Virbac Cat Food

If you’re considering switching your cat to Virbac cat food, it’s essential to transition gradually to avoid digestive upset. Start by mixing a small amount of Virbac food with your cat’s current diet, gradually increasing the proportion over the course of a week or two.

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Conclusion

Virbac Cat Food Reviews 2024: Virbac cat food is a top choice for cat owners looking to provide their pets with nutritious, delicious meals. With a range of dry and wet food options, high-quality ingredients, and science-backed formulations, Virbac cat food is sure to keep your feline friend healthy and happy for years to come.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Is Virbac cat food suitable for all breeds of cats?

Yes, Virbac cat food is formulated to meet the nutritional needs of cats of all breeds and life stages.

How should I store Virbac cat food to maintain its freshness?

To maintain freshness, store Virbac cat food in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Be sure to seal the bag tightly after each use and use the food within the recommended timeframe.

Does Virbac offer specialized formulas for cats with dietary restrictions?

Yes, Virbac offers specialized formulas for cats with dietary restrictions, including grain-free options and formulas for cats with food sensitivities.

Can Virbac cat food help with weight management?

Yes, Virbac offers weight management formulas designed to help cats maintain a healthy weight and support overall wellness.

Is Virbac cat food recommended by veterinarians?

Yes, Virbac cat food is recommended by veterinarians for its high-quality ingredients and balanced nutrition.