#failed baking

[kaleidoscopiccc]

hey. Constance bakes everyone in the choir a cupcake with their favorite flavor for their birthday. oceans is coconut, noels is red velvet, mischas is double chocolate, rickys is strawberry, pennys is birthday cake, connies is the special cotton candy one they only serve at the blackwood cafe

[kathairoette]

I know I’m on break, but considering it was my birthday, I deserve omoyami valentines 💝💝💝

[reverieaudios]

I'm in the uncomfortable position of wondering if I should ask my former housemate why the carpet in her room reeks of pee. Specifically human pee. This is not dog pee. Human pee. In multiple spots. So much pee.

[sunnyweathe7]

[trainwiz]

Worldbuilding tip: If you're focused on geography and politics for your culture you've failed.

Food lore. If you don't have fucking food lore your imaginary world doesn't have culture, it just has locations.

[candieduranium]

please look at this sourdough fail

note: my mom did the entire thing, i had nothing to do with this tragedy. also it’s rock hard

[aesthetic-day-dream]

once you realize that life really isn’t that serious, it gets so much better. like im serious. im well aware there are a million posts and sayings just like this, but it’s true. I used to be so crippled by the worry of what other people thought of me (granted i still struggle at times) but once you realize that nothing matters. it’s so freeing. like yeah. maybe that person thinks you dress weird. or that you have a funny hairstyle. or a million other things. who cares??? you’re never gonna see them again! you get one life! live it! be weird! be yourself! be authentic! who cares?? once i started looking at life as this one experience, i wanted it to be a great one. no more caring what other people think. doing things because i want to and because i like them. someone thinks my plushies are childish? who cares? they make me happy. they’re mine. i love them. why should someone else dictate what i do with my life. it’s mine for a reason. i don’t tell you what to do with yours, don’t tell me what to do with mine. once you start living like you’re stuck in a studio ghibli movie, life gets 100% more bearable, enjoyable even. i used to be stuck in such a self-deprecating, depressing, anxious cycle. now? yeah i still have those moments, but they’re smaller and more manageable. because i know. life is full of so many beautiful things. and if i need to indulge in my inner child to get through the day, then i will. i implore you. do the same.

[south-sea]

i think something needs to be said about the fact metal sonic was created in the image of someone eggman respects, but was coded to be someone metal himself hates

[brb-screaming-over-amphibia]

When,,, when colors,,,, calamity,,,, , cookie,,, ,, ,

[theoptimisticdaydreamer]

Make it make sense that "rudimentary" finish on a showstopper went home instead of someone whose showstopper was 1) RAW 2) underbaked 4) had fewer and less unique flavors - some you could not even taste because again... the entire thing was raw 5) significantly less intricately plaited (which was a skill you had to demonstrate) 6) and on the nitpicking aspect of finesse, absolutely lacked finesse and art because it was a word and not an image and half of the display was inedible 7) came absolutely last in the technical because they left out a key ingredient that made their bun not even rise or taste right.

You are telling me bland flavor on a signature and a "rudimentary" appearance on a showstopper along with a texture that "just needed more" was WORSE THAN THAT?!

I am calling robbery. I am calling bullshit.

This is Paul and Prue looking at the implicit rule that you judge each week independently and launching it into space.

This is favoritism my friend.

This is blatant bias and should be eliminated from the show already-- it has been fourteen seasons!

[souptotstims]

Masq Stimboard!!

first of my many anon-centric stimboards from @how-to-fail-at-ship-jumping-au!!

|x-x-x|x-🎭-x|x-x-x|

[placeofwonder]

I WILL bake bread today

[ohblimeygeorge]

BAKE OFF IS BACK!!!!

Still on my I think the drivers should all take part in a gbbo special one day bullshit

[lasshoe]

just saw the taste of things and when dodin asks eugénie “may i watch you eat?” i swear to god i let out a squeak in the theater!!!!!!!!!! the sexiest most most romantic movie i’ve ever seen!!!!!! starring two literal exes at that!!! finally some good fucking food literally and metaphorically!!!!!!!!! love is stored in the kitchen and in the act of cooking with someone for someone!!!!!!!!! a win for hags in love!!!!! i cried very hard!!! and also who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me!!!!!!!!!!!

[bakingcakeroll]

she just.. slowly turns to cosmo, sipping water pause the sipping "congrats, cosmo," her voice has cleared up a lot more, aaaand continuing to sip water while staring at a wall and most likely hallucinating -@thatonepoppyangstguy

[ 🍰 ] ~ Cosmo flinches, almost immediately sitting up but since he's basically being held down by Sprout, he's just.. laying there slightly shaking. Embarrassed, he was! " Wh-- POPPY-- " " Oh, um.. did you see and hear all of that?.. " [ 🍰 ] ~ He can't really.. Get up, so Cosmo's just holding the blanket with one hand and another wrapped around Sprout.

[sincerely-nines]

Thinking abt team rancher and mundane things