#faker's askbox

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

What do *you* think about Rouge and Omega? :D

i LOVE them. i've got pretty much the same opinion on them as sonic, but in specifics i really like their dynamics with each other, including shadow. not just as a full group, but with each individual member. rouge allows shadow room to breathe where he needs it, shadow learns thievery tricks from her (like we saw in shadow gens), and omega loves blowing things up but has a heart of gold for the other two.

personally while i find rouge the most interesting aesthetically (fun color palette, chunky boots, and don't get me started on how much i love her voice in heroes), and shadow's story is rife with heartache, omega is actually the most fun character in team dark imo. he's so extra and loud, but still provides logic for what he does, like how he defended his actions during the metal virus despite them going against sonic's needs.

and his sad heart to heart with shadow and rouge about being the one to defeat shadow in the future... ough. hits me in the feels. and he sees their reactions- shadow's eyes widening and turning away, rouge being completely stunned. he doesn't ask for forgiveness, just to make sure they know he doesn't want to do it.

anyway team dark cool

[faker-aus]

ok this is technically abt sonic but can you explain this. is this a thing or did I imagine it. it´s bothered me for months.

ok so shadow is actually an alien by technicality, he was made in part with alien dna, so sometimes people draw him in early developmental stages like weird blob :] he's not like that in the trailer tho but now you mention it im manifesting Slug Fetus Shadow in the film

[jackboxconfess]

here are some of my hot takes for jackbox games, i don’t wanna spam the askbox so i’m putting all of them in one post (i would post this on my actual account, but some of these are so controversial, i will probably get mauled)

hot take 1: tmp is so painfully overhyped, it’s mid to me, i never liked it all that much (same case for roomerang, but i actually used to like roomerang at first)

hot take 2: rue meringue is SO FUCKING BORING. SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

hot take 3: if old man and nicholas kakolas didn’t exist, i’d give m bubs the reward for worst jackbox host! (my reasoning? their only personality trait is being “silly” and fans eat that shit up every time and it pisses me off)

hot take 4: full stream is really fucking bad, but it actually can be funny sometimes

hot take 5: binjpipe lady (when she isn’t being cartoonishly evil) is actually pretty funny! her and cookie’s dynamic can be funny at times. idk why people have such a massive hate boner for her, she’s actually not that bad

hot take 6: i do not care for tee k.o. and the old avatars

hot take 7: word spud isn’t the worst jackbox game

hot take 8: party pack 10 is the worst pack, not party pack 1 NOR the naughty pack

hot take 9: i don’t give a shit about any of the games in party pack 10 (i don’t even care for dodo re mi which is the best game in that pack, idk i just don’t ever feel like playing it)

hot take 10: civic doodle is kinda fun! it’s still the worst game in pack 4, though.

hot take 11: if the host of job job wasn’t m bubz, job job would’ve been perfect!

hot take 12: cookie solos all of your favorite hosts (lowkey a lukewarm take maybe, but idk)

hot take 13: the best faker avatar in fakin it is the Blue Girl

hot take 14: i would’ve happily taken any other Jackbox Fanfic ship over m bubz x the fuck ass captain from joke boat, i forgot his name and i don’t give enough of a shit to remember it

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[glistensbow]

ic : princessmalewife. on discord

bc : epicwhizbangsaltacc on discord

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if the user is glistensbow and the name is aspen/starlight its probably me

not always!! make sure to ask in the askbox for me to confirm its me and not a faker!!!! :3

— i dont use twitter, but the account glistensbow is mine! just there to find art credits, so u wont see me posting

about the blog

tag key

- art — #aspens art ꩜ .ᐟ

- yapping — #the yappster ꩜ .ᐟ

- reblogs — #reblawgs ꩜ .ᐟ

- asks — #u guys yap ꩜ .ᐟ

- other — #other stuuff ꩜ .ᐟ

all on this post

about me

hi im aspen/starlight

im a minor

transman + gay + demisexual + xenogenders

he / it / xenos*

*i use almost all xenopronouns!! this excludes problematic media , gore or blood prns, feminine prns, sexual prns, or other weird shit

anxiety, autism, adhd

astro fictkin, therian, otherkin

furry :3c

sfw age / pet regressor

LaVeyan Satanist — all religions are valid

i am relatively new to tumblr! i dont really get a lot of the culture yet — please correct me on stuff!!!! i love to grow and learn new things!!!

[luce-speaks]

I don't think I've seen your OC before! Do you have an introduction post/a tag for them?

(If you do, see this as an ask where you can say anything you want to about them!)

omg thank you for the ask!! i don't have a proper intro post yet (have GOT to do that) but i do have some triviaposting and a tag i'll mention at the end of this

Lyall Aspen Larch (my oc!) is the protagonist of a hypothetical fire emblem game called Faker Emblem. Thanks to, essentially, the child support money from their parents' divorce, they were set to have a bright future at Achernar's Arcane Academy, the country's foremost school for promising young mages. Unfortunately, academia wasn't for them, and they eventually dropped out after a long and painful spiral that ended with a fistfight against one of the other students.

Now, several years after, Lyall sets off on a quest to return to the Academy and find out why their sister, Samarsa, has suddenly stopped responding to communications. (The journey is full of bandits and recruitable characters, of course.) But when they reach the school grounds and find charred ruins where the central tower should have been, their quest turns into something of a much greater scale...

quick highlights and trivia:

lyall is a child of divorce, and because of this, they have a noble lineage but no right to inherit

before the divorce, lyall was childhood friends with valerius, the younger prince of sargas (the Other Country). they're pining after him to this day

after dropping out, lyall learned to channel their energy into something more productive and became a brawler

faker emblem is a collaborative oc project! we're still working on getting official docs out to the public but for now my askbox and dms are open if you want to know more

you can see more lyall on my blog (tagged #lyall and #faker emblem)

you can also check out our parody of real-fire-emblem-takes, @real-faker-emblem-takes! it's currently hosting some insane crawfish discourse

[prxship]

You're both stupid as fuck.

Imagine pretending to be a CSA survivor for clout and being a hypocrite LMAOOO.

Anti-paraphiles are just fancops trying to weasel their way into the proship community. Fuck off. We don't want posers who believe in conversion therapy here. Conservative pig.

Pedophiles matter more, and they're not going to leave for fakers!!! 🥰🥰

this is the stupidest shit ever sent to my askbox i’m cackling

“pretending to be a CSA survivor” mf WERE YOU THERE? 😭 be so fr i canNOTTT

“conversion therapy” YEAH I GUESS? YOU SHOULDNT WANT TO TOUCH KIDS? DUMBASS?

“pedophiles matter more” have you ever seen a blade of grass.

i hope pedophile boots taste good? idk man, this made me giggle tho so

[beantothemax]

I hate you I hate you die die die eat beans right now you faker I hate you

[this is a joke, I love you very much]

NE’ER SHALL A SINGLE BEAN-RELATED SUSTENANCE PASS THESE LIPS OF MINE. I DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BEANS BUT IM REFUSING TO EVER EAT THEM NOW PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR THE HAVOC YOU’VE SPARKED AMONG MY BELOVED MUTUALS, SENDING THEM CAREENING INTO MY ASKBOX, DEMANDING, NAY, RIOTING FOR ANSWERS!

[thank you!!!!! love you too pie]

[marivelasc]

a song my muse would dedicate to yours (Connie)

11. a song my muse would dedicate to yours

1998 by Chet Faker @connievanderbilt

"We used to be friends / we used to be inner circle / I don't understand, what have I become to you? / Take my good word / turn it backwards / turn your back on me / Is it absurd? / For me to hurt? / When everything else is fading."

send 🎧 plus a number for me to post / askbox

[genderkoolaid]

hey what the Fuck was that anon talking about ??? 😭

i made short jokey post about how we need more representation of post-op bottom surgery in art & anon decided that meant that i hate non-op people and think they are fakers. because the tumblr askbox is the hole where nuance goes to curl up and die

[impostortale]

Nooooo, faker is gone, qwq

Or at least i think so from how we saw your explanation.

Oh ik a quick way to chek, were you turned into a doggo? And i dont mean by a mask, i mean by us ^-^

Ik its a weird question, but please do awnser it!! ^-^

- a shy annon

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@aoartmthebitxh

* (infinite screaming)

OOC note: Tool has no recollection of his time as Faker due to a certain traumatic event as well as suffering from an Impostor’s equivalent of brain damage.

Faker was a version that suffered a fate worse than reformatting.  With reformatting, there will still be traces of that version��s presence.  Faker simply disappeared.  No phantoms, no memories.

The information about Faker was provided to you Observants by [REDACTED].

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Note: This is an ask event for an AU variant of Impostor. It's not canon to the OG Impostor, nor is it a part of the Untitled Soul series.

[writeranon69]

Hey, it's me being cringe in your askbox again! The Vs. Sonic.Exe brainrot comes back to update the Blackspace crossover ask I did a while back, so here's my choices for the playable songs (except EXE and Wechidna/Chaotix cause fuck Revie and Jesterfrog) replacements.

BF/GF: Omori/Dream Basil

Sonic.exe/Xenophanes: Stranger

Lost Souls: Corrupted Aubrey, Kel, and Hero

Majin: Mannequin Basil

Lord X: HellSunny

Sunky: Omoli

Sanic: Omori Plush

Tails Doll: Something

Fleetway: Shattered Omori

Coldsteel: Rowan

Starved: Pursuit Hero (though not sure about Furnace for Prey)

Needlemouse: Tako-chan (with Abbi being Sara)

Fatal Error: Loquacious Cat

Hog/Scorched: Spirit Mari/HellMari

Requited: Herosaurus (and special guest ally Moneypool Kel)

X-terion: Inko

I LOVE ALL OF THESE

but I do have some critiques

A) THE SIDE CHARACTERS FRIENDO, THEY COULD'VE BEEN USED. THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT BUT STILL

B) Wechidna and Chaotix are fine, it's just their song's COMPOSER sucks. The characters are owned by different people, don't worry.

I really like Wechinda tbh, he fits Kel...or Aubrey even!

...Man imagine a Faker Aubrey--

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

starting to understand that thing you said about sonadow fights being dick measuring contests

RIGHT?

[faker-aus]

What is your favorite character to draw in your Bad Guys AU?

And perhaps do you have any reference to draw Bad Guys Sonic, i want to draw this stupid evil hedgehog, pretty please?

While he hasn't appeared in the comic yet, Sonic is my favorite. I love giving him stupidly evil expressions and drawing him in comically malicious poses, and he's probably the majority of my tiny sketchbook doodles.

As for the ref- all character refs are compiled here!

[fromthefishbowl]

Okay so… let’s see…

Because of this fandom, I got pelted with - almost -literal - shit; was vagueblogged about by blogs with huge followings; got storylines from my fics literally lifted from me; had my askbox filled with people calling me an ignorant piece of shit for not using American historians when discussing Italian history; was accused of being awfully racist not once but twice in the span of… what? Less than four months? And I’m still waiting for what, specifically, makes what I write racist; two wonderful weeks of harassment from an absolute psycho and that literally no one gave a shit about when I complained about it - to the point that the mods of the most supportive server on Earth forgot about it and then asked me to post proof; helped people who couldn’t be half assed to add my name in the list of people who helped them out with writing, as well as being asked to write long ass informative posts that were then never reblogged or even taken in consideration despite the fact that they’d require multiple hours to be jotted down; got insulted by both fucking sides of fandom because “we don’t believe in stereotypes about Italians until it’s not one of us applying them, then it’s just a joke and it was not meant to come off like that”.

I didn’t even receive the usual “let’s hype people up!” treatment everybody seems to get, and the more I think about it, the meaner I become, because there’s this sudden realization that I was used the same fucking way the “bad” side of fandom was using Len the Racefaker: a way to bother others and tell them they are wrong, and that’s about it - and maybe not even that, considering that those roaches seem to have the ability to stick up for her despite her being an absolutely awful person who actually is racist and antisemitic and stupid as all hell.

Well… at least they had the mind to not use a racefaker - ethnicity faker…? - for that.

Remind me to never put effort into anything but my own work.

[billhawks]

WHAT??? I NEVER SENT ANYTHING THROUGH THE ART ASKBOX!! SERIOUSLH I DIDN’T EVEN SEND COCK YET. Fakers… I will find you…

ARE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT

THEN SOMEONE MUST’VE CAUGHT YOU FUCKING ON BILL’S DESK IDIOT

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BANG PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL’S OFFICE. ESPECIALLY THE PRIME FUCKING MINISTER

[some-triangles]

which is faker, homeopathy or wrestling

This has been sitting in my askbox for a while but I watched a buttload of Penn and Teller stuff last night and putting aside the range of feelings one might have about Penn and his opinions it got me thinking about consensual magic.

The thing about homeopathy is that it works.  It only works if the person who’s taking it believes that it works, of course, but if they do, it does.   The placebo effect is real, and there are plenty of reasons why a person mindfully pursuing a course of treatment might have a better outcome than a person who isn’t, even if the medicine itself doesn’t have anything but water in it.  So; the better a con artist a homeopath is, the better a doctor they are; the better they are at making their patients believe that something fake is real, the better the outcome will be for the patients.

Wrestling is the same way, in that it works best if you believe in it.  (That’s why old wrestlefarts are always going on about how much better the business was back in the days when heels got knifed on the way to the ring, before the crowds smartened up.)  The challenge of modern wrestling is to lie to an audience that knows that you’re lying, and to make them believe in it anyway.  It seems like a difficult thing to pull off, but stage magicians have been doing it for years, using charisma, physical prowess, storytelling and misdirection to create ephemeral pockets of belief where none should exist.  It’s even a commonplace among modern magicians to show the audience that a trick is fake, and then fool them with it anyway; wrestlers like Kenny and the Bucks, who write camp, winking storylines and then get audiences to invest in them to the point of heartbreak and tears, are doing the same thing.  

There are differences, of course - wrestling charisma is significantly less creepy than magician charisma, stage magicians are far less likely to die early deaths, minus the odd tiger accident - but the major thing they have in common is that they’re harmless cons.  Nobody’s going to die of sports deficiency because they watched RAW instead of monday night football, and (with maybe a couple of exceptions) marks aren’t going to bankrupt themselves buying Criss Angel tickets out of fear for their lives.  So, homeopathy is faker than wrestling because it can’t afford to admit its own fakeness. 

Still, I hope for the day when a new alternative medicine guru comes along who admits it’s all jiggery-pokery and snakewater from the beginning, but manages to heal people anyway.   It feels just; it feels achievable.  You just gotta believe!