#falsenostalgia

[saracausey1]

Subtitle: Did they exist in the first place?

Was there some utopia, some golden age where no one was exploited by Corpo America? 😒

[theactoflonging]

"FalseNostalgia" by theykenzie

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[porchwood]

♡ THG Reread, Week Six: Fandom Swag

As I am not a Lionsgate fan, my fandom swag is a little…different. :)

While When the Moon is a massive part of my life, I’ve tried not to make this post too WtM-centric, though the influence is certainly apparent even in these few select pics, in which we have: 

1. My “Katniss” Funko - actually, the Snow White Funko from Once Upon a Time, but when I saw her in the store she looked so much more like Katniss than any of the movie!Katniss Funkos - she even has a little “rabbit-skin” muffler (which is from the WtMiverse and Peeta’s to boot, but still!) - that I had to take her home. I mean, she’s got long black hair (with teeny little side-braids!), hunting boots, a bow with an arrow at the string - and she’s at least one shade darker than -

2. The Lionsgate Peeta Funko, for whom I ultimately caved, in part to give fierce, lonely little Katniss her helpmate but also because he’s more consistently blonde than Josh!Peeta and he has the spear (for WtMiverse purposes :D). By the bye, Katniss is only taller than him here because she’s anchored on a base - her teeny-tiny feet can’t free-stand!

3. My “Mr. Everdeen” Funko - and yes, he’s the Bodhi Rook Funko from Rogue One. :D My roommate and I both love Bodhi and Funko finally made a special, after-the-fact POP for him, which she bought me as a surprise. I was going to keep him in the box but the more I looked at him, the more I realized he’d make an awesome Jack Everdeen (tell me his little flight suit and goggles couldn’t be mining gear if you squint!). So now he’s looking out for his little girl in -

4. My When the Mooniverse tableau. This is by no means the sum total of WtMesque stuff I own (lol!!) - this is just the “concise” display. ;) There’s a Father Christmas (with real rabbit-skin trim on his robe!), several white bears, a doe and a fawn, foxes, and a sleigh, just to name a few things. The little cabin behind Peeta was made by @ghtlovesthg, who also gave me the glass mourning dove, @reylo-the-jedi crocheted the blue-eyed white bear (with a “prosthetic” hind paw!) and gave me the teeny white bear and the red handkerchief as well, and @findingxeno sent me the teeny-tiny fox and deer figurines. ♡ (And the feather lying in front of Jack and Katniss was a present from a real mourning dove, just this past week! She was sitting in the driveway as Lucky and I were coming back from a walk and she waited till we were quite close before flying away and leaving us one perfect feather! ♡)

P.S. The Krennic Funko does correlate with someone in the WtMiverse (and no, he’s not my fancast President Snow!), but it’s somewhat spoilery at present… And yes, the tableau currently resides atop my bookshelf of fairy tales. Peeta, the isbjørn, and the cabin sit atop my stack of retellings of “East of the Sun and West of the Moon” and the Katie Thamer-illustrated The Song of Songs, Which is Solomon’s... For, y’know, no reason in particular. :D

On a sidenote: I have a wishlist of additional “fancast” Funkos that I want to get someday for my WtM tableau. As/if I manage to pick them up, I’ll add them to the display and post pics. :)

5. A few Christmases ago Target had these awesome little doll ornaments and I found a pair that look just like a festive wintertime Katniss and Prim. :) They’re usually displayed with their respective bear-princes (see Photo #4), but I was trying to keep this post small and focused. ;)

6-7. My friendship with Shannon of False Nostalgia - Shiny Scents & Sundries began shortly after I finished reading MJ and started seeking out fandom stuff on Etsy - here particularly, handcrafted fragrances. The jar labeled “Real or Not Real” contains the priceless dregs of a Peeta-scented candle (notes of bread and dandelions! ♡ I don’t think she makes these any longer so I’ve been rationing it over the past six years), and the little tins in the next pic are solid perfumes. The Katniss scent was ultimately relabeled “The Mockingjay” and has lovely earth-and-leather notes (I had to dab some on after taking the picture - I haven’t worn it in so long and it’s heavenly!), and Hey Catnip is woodsmoke and toasted marshmallow, I believe (I love woodsmoke scents and opted to give it a try, in spite of the Gale ;D). 

Shortly after discovering the magic workshop that is False Nostalgia, I threw a Hunger Games bachelorette party for a friend (I may be making a post about that later - lots of silliness and fangirling and no classic “bachelorette party” stuff whatsoever) and Shannon made a fabulous batch of customized goody bags for the attendees - oh, and did I mention? She created a fragrance called Tribute Train, based on my latte creation of the same name (rich hot chocolate + honey, spices, and toast! ♡), that I believe she still sells in a soap. Her shop is on vacation at the moment so I can’t tell you how many of these scents are currently available, alas, but they’re absolutely as awesome as you would imagine. Go favorite her shop - you won’t regret it!

8. While shopping for the aforementioned Hunger Games bachelorette party, I discovered that Bad Bitch Cosmetics had a Hunger Games line so I had to order little samples for all of the attendees. :D Unfortunately, these are no longer available (possibly for the same reason as our next item :/), but you’re more than welcome to borrow mine if you like!

9-10. No bridal party is complete without flowers, and in my bachelorette planning I was over the moon to learn that Greencycledesigns carried paper flowers made from repurposed copies of THG. I ordered a set of five (one each for the bride, we three bridesmaids, and my sister, who helped host the party) and made sure to keep an awesome one for myself (Peeta’s reaping and the bread scene flashback!). :) But the sad end of this story is that a year or so ago, I went back to Greencycle to buy another round of THG flowers, this time for a good fandom friend, but they were nowhere to be found. So I sent the shop owner a message and learned that she got a C&D notice from Lionsgate, telling her not to make flowers with “their” books anymore. (I don’t even know where to start with that!) Which I guess makes this last item a particular rarity! :(

I’m sure as soon as I post this I’ll think of something I missed! What’s in your fandom swag collection? 

[fangirlfeministe]

Watching some docuseries on people who choose to 'live in the past,' mostly the late 19th century to the mid 20th century, because "life was better and simpler then." Funny how all these people are white, Christian, heterosexual people. 'Cause life may have been great for y'all, but it sure as Hell wasn't for most other folks.

[advictoriams]

Okay, so I'm having a look at pillowfort.io

And it seems like a great place to move over any nsfw works.

What I'll do is if I do any nsfw works, I'll post the links here. Only problem is, I don't really know who's keen on nsfw stuff. So can my regular folks Reblog or like just so I have a show of hands? Otherwise I won't bother.

[ashleyanthrax]

Navy ^_^

Navy: We should talk moreI’d love to talk more! :D /

[sharonaw]

Make My OC

I was tagged by @rakimaiirisa, I appreciate it!! 💖

I used ✨ Picrew ✨

I made my Fallout 4 OC; Louise Smith, my main squeez.

I'm just going to tag a few people, don't feel pressured but I would love to see your OCs, @sneakywitch-thief, @aviatorfics, @falsenostalgia-sundries.

[kittinkanin]

Charlies Follower Wall, aka the Wall of Fame, so far!

@rakimaiirisa @nautseverywhere @radioactive-synth @theartofblossoming @ladynyxeris @artistsoftheapocalypse @falsenostalgia-sundries @charomiami

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

“Learning Curve” Danse x F! SoSu (nsft)

(Horny bitches. This may just end up being a series based off some old Headcanons I posted) @falsenostalgia-sundries

If there was one thing you knew about Danse, it was that he was a damn good soldier. He is nothing short of valiant, obedient, adaptable, and quick. Oh yes, he was damn good for many reasons- but there was one that also made him so good at being "your's". He was a quick learner. At least..that much was obvious right about now.

It was perhaps only an hour after your patrols on deck had came to an end, promptly meeting up with your Paladin in a way that was surely not as discreet as it probably should've been. Oh well, you were in love, people do dumb things when they are. Regardless, the two of you shared a small meal from the mess hall and a few drinks, indulged each other in light conversation..that became not quite as "light" momentarily.

There came a point in this conversation of your's that words seemed to no longer demonstrate what you wanted to express- a mutual desire brewed from absence felt between the two of you so intensely materializing that the air itself became infused. It was around the time of this realization that you decided to lock Danse's door, trotting back to the Paladin with a happy grin and attacking him before he could even process what was happening.

Not that he would complain at all though. He was just pleased that you made the first move. Either way, regarding your love's devotion to being so perfectly obedient...

A couple kisses and a pile of clothes at the foot of the bed later, you found yourself resting against your elbows atop Danse's mattress. Your dearest Paladin kneeled down before you between your legs with furrowed eyebrows and a type of determination in his eyes that at any other given time would've surely made you giggle.

With his two large hands, Danse tentatively scooted you closer to the edge of the bed- placing your sex mere inches away from his face in the process. "I..I must admit I've never done anything like this.." He sighed, deep amber eyes ever so slightly averting from your line of sight so he wouldn't have to face what shame he felt at the prospect of not being able to satisfy you. The poor man was even blushing, the flesh of his face and chest flushed in a subtle pinkish hue that only added to how genuinely astonishing it was to see him like this. It wasn't very often one could get passed that hard exterior of his, but then again..you've always had a knack for breaking past it.

Figuring words would have to be too carefully constructed as not to discourage him, you gently carded your fingers through his thick hair, settling one hand at the back of his head to rest- not yet pushing him just in case. Nonetheless, Danse understood the meaning behind these actions- responding with a small nod of his head seconds before he allowed mere instinct to take over.

Obviously given with much thought, Danse commenced by turning his head to the side, placing small kisses from your inner thigh up. Having his mouth so very close yet too far in all the same respect sent a shiver down your spine, the flame like arousal you felt already by just having him between your legs metaphorically having gasoline thrown on it with each passing breath you felt him exhale. Had he meant to tease you so? You wouldn't know.

After giving your other thigh the same treatment, those fierce dark eyes glinted back up to you whilst he pressed more of his kisses into your flesh- only this time he hadn't stopped. This time he finished the round off by placing one single peck right above where you silently prayed he would hurry up and ravage. Only seconds later, Danse allowed his hands to travel to your thighs- gently pressing his fingertips into them barely deep enough to dimple the skin before he finally gave into what you wanted most and flattens his tongue along the slit of your weeping cunt.

Just like that, it was as though fireworks had went off- a shockwave of relief trembling down from the pit of your stomach down to your toes. One lick shouldn't have felt so good, but the anti soutien surely made it so.

Gingerly clutching his dark hair, you let out a sharp gasp. "Yes.." Was all you could think to say, once more afraid that the wrong word or sound could send him off. Thankfully, that small praise worked for him- now brave enough to continue on but this time actually parting your folds and dipping inside. Whatever apprehensions Danse obviously had..you were beginning to think they for naught- he was by no means a god at this..but he listened.

Each little moan or gasp you let out, he made sure to revisit that spot in the same way. If you tugged on his hair, he made certain to follow exactly where you leading. Just like right about now, although the small kitten licks were nice- you craved more. Your very core tightening around nothing but emptiness and painfully aching as a result. Seeing it as a good solution, you pushed his head forward, shoving his face closer into your cunt- receiving a muffled grunt in response from the man below you, his eyes rolling back into his head before slipping closed completely.

He couldn't seriously be getting off to this so much, could he?

"Shit, keep that up..damn..I'm going to cum in no time.." you breathed heavily, trying so hard to keep steady so you wouldn't start screaming your head off. The last thing you wanted to do was alert Kells or Maxson. Seeing as their quarters were less than thirty feet away, that fear was a great threat.

It soon wouldn't matter anyways- for after you guided your devout lover's head just the slightest bit further up, he got the wonderful idea to wrap his lips around your clit and give it careful lick. A sudden warmness enveloped you consequently making you cry out, your free hand quick to clasp over your own mouth so the sound wouldn't repeat itself.

As scared as he may be of being caught his own commanding officer's in this position, Danse received great pleasure from pulling such a response- unbeknownst to you, smiling as he felt you jerk your hips the slightest bit. Now he was the one making you fall apart and he loved every second of it.

Just as the stimulation to your clit became too much, he would somehow knowingly switch back to tonguing you open- his tongue undoubtedly sore by the time you felt your thighs begin to tremble. From then on out, everything was amplified.

The ringing in your ears, the excruciating pleasure, his groans, and most notably- the loud smacking sounds produced by him working you over..it was too much. Much to your dismay, you hadn't even been able to give Danse a proper warning before your orgasm swept over you- fingers now pulling his hair as his tongue gently lapped against your folds to soothe the intense sensitivity.

Perhaps the best part was seeing the way he looked once he departed from between your thighs. His pupils blown wide and his face shiny from your slick...it's a wonder you didn't automatically insist he take your spot so you could repay the favor.

[batl689]

Got tagged by @makkuromurasaki !

Rules: Music can tell you a lot about a person- so shuffle your music playlists and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people!

I used my 2 biggest Spotify playlists since I don’t have one main playlist to shuffle :)

1- Africa -TOTO

2- Starman- David Bowie

3- Cool Cat- Queen

4- Waterloo Sunset- the Kinks

5- A Well Respected Man- the Kinks

🎶—- next playlist —-🎵

6- Killing Yourself to Live- Black Sabbath

7- The Trooper- Iron Maiden

8- T.N.T- AC/DC

9- Under the Sun- Black Sabbath

10- Fire of Unknown Origin “agents of fortune” outtake- Blue Öyster Cult

Tagging random people who follow me :) you don’t have to do it, no pressure, and if you weren’t tagged and see this, feel free to jump in!

@theartofblossoming @desdenova74 @nukaghoul @riff-raff-i-was-taking-a-bath @splashofcaity @raxtenten @thatwolfnamednyla @sg-726 @falsenostalgia-sundries @ghoulified-owl

[marvilus-magpie]

I received my goodies from @falsenostalgia-sundries today. They are amazing!! I don’t have words to describe how good these smell. I dabbed a bit of each on different places and have been walking around all day smelling myself. People probably think I’m crazy.

Pictured are Power Armor Grease and Testosterone (I NEEDED that one), Tyrion and Across the Stars, plus a deliciously scented Fancy Lads Snacks soap. I love them all, thank you so much!

[oujibat]

The prizes from @falsenostalgia-sundries’s fallout giveaway arrived earlier today!! Everything is smells SO GOOD and I’m super stoked to try out the Isodoped roll on scent!!!!

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

Tag Game

Thank you for the tag @kittinkanin! I’ve bolded my favorites:

honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or unsweetened iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafes // unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or Happy Hour // sweet or sour // Rome or Amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen (neither, blah) // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macarons or croissants // glitter or matte // Degas or Seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip // colouring books or watercolor // fairy lights or candles

Tagging @solesurvivorkat, @avaleon, @itsmesaberaltered, @maxrev, @tess-etc, @gaeadene, @jeffersonismywintersoldier, @falsenostalgia-sundries, @lamorellenoire6, @tarenel and anyone else who would like to do this!

[yamisnuffles]

falsenostalgia-sundries replied to your photoset: Because I can never have enough Nuka Cola gear for...

Looks great! I especially love the dress.

Thanks! The dress is definitely one of my favorites.

[amberramsey72stuff]

@sarahh6878​ @smithmccx​ @green-slytherin​ @ghostiecat​ @ckelly6786​ @falsenostalgia-sundries​ @natalievarnadoe​ @coralcheesecakekid​ @carolinemallon​ @strangehideoutdreamland​

[sharonaw]

Get to know your mutuals

I was tagged by @aviatorfics. I appreciate you including me.

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better.

Favorite Color: Royal Blue

Currently Reading: The Anthropocene Reviewed: Essays on a Human-Centered Planet by John Green is the last book I read. It made me cry at least three different times. Non book related, I'm currently rereading Midnight Poppy Land on Webtoon.

Last Series: Book series? TV series? Look I'm a nerd and I need a bit more context.

Last Song: Where Is My Mind?- Pixies (God like that doesn't say a lot about me)

Last Movie: Thor: Ragnarok

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy?: Spicy

Craving: Whataburger, which we're having for dinner. I live across the country so it's a luxury I rarely get to enjoy.

Tea or Coffee: Coffee, I'm an American member of the alphabet mafia, I run on iced coffee.

Currently Working On: I currently have my Paladin of Recon Squad Gladius Doc open. Am I working on it? Kinda? The next chapter is currently sitting at 3k words and all of the dialog is finished. Life is just in the way right now.

If anyone is ever interested in anything else about me personally, my personal blog is @p4cificco4sthighw4y. It's mostly reblogs of what I'm currently into that isn't strictly Danse related.

Alrighty, the tagging part. No pressure y'all: @belleroo, @danse-or-farkas, @falsenostalgia-sundries, @from-the-stone, @mars-colony, @artemisagapetos, @marvilus-magpie, @rakimaiirisa