#fangs of the emperor

[titanomancy]

[LOYAL SCREAMING]

[rarepears]

The wackiest idea hit me. It's weird AF so buckle up.

Emperor Shen Qingqiu had a harem of much too young concubines forced upon him thanks to politics. The least unbearable of the lot he made his empress and he lets his empress do all the corralling of the harem matters. When he does have to spend "a night" with someone of his harem, the concubines are all nervous for they know that it means whoever selected will be quizzed on their music lessons, scolded, and see the emperor leave in a fit to head to the palace maids' chamber for the night.

Empress Ming Fang is... proud of such an honor, but is terribly annoyed that the imperial court continues to plead for the emperor to take in more concubines - "Your majesty, you need to spread more seeds and grow more branches" or some shit - so the emperor waves his hand and picks a new and far too young pretty concubine to dump into Empress Ming Fang's care... That's Luo Binghe by the way.

Prime Minister Yue Qingyuan is one of the very few ministers who don't press the emperor to have heirs - which is kind silly when the emperor doesn't even have any sons or daughter - but the other imperial officials make up more for the Prime Minister's silence on the matter.

[buffy-of-ren]

Aesthetic swap: *unshanks’s your Shanks*

[dramashii]

Look at what you're saying. My surname was Fan from the start.

JOY OF LIFE 2 (2024) | Ep 33

[acequinz]

Does anyone remember the idea i pitched about the DFS as an emperor, LLH as his concubine and FDB as the new empress being forced into a marriage.

Switching things around for that. LLH is the real emperor but switched positions with DFS for safety reasons and cause he's not supposed to be overworking himself.

This causes a massive confusion for FDB who had the ceremony with DFS but enters the marriage chambers to find LLH lounging on the bed.

"why are you here?" Fang Duobing asks, standing at the edge of the bed. There was no anger in his tone just a bone deep exhaustion from the ceremony and the need to crawl into the bed regardless of the new man being present was strong.

"to keep my betrothed company." Li Lianhua smiles coyly, trying to take a peek under the veil to see his bride's face.

Fang Duobing nodded as the understanding came to him, "ah- great, then you can entertain him. Is there a different room for me? I wanna sleep." He muttered, looking around for an exit that wouldn't give him away.

Li Lianhua chuckled grabbing Fang Duobing's wrist and pulling him to the bed so he could look at him properly, right at that time the door opened and Di Feisheng stepped in closing the door behind him and securing it.

"I see you started already," Di Feisheng said, carefully keeping his voice neutral.

"Aiyah I need to see my bride's face at least, there's nothing inappropriate going on," Li Lianhua waved his hand at the emperor while Fang Duobing struggled to free his wrist.

"who said I am your wife? Let go!" Fang Duobing whined, tugging harder. "You! You help me! I don't care what sort of business you have with your consort! I don't want to be a part of your silly perverted games! I am a man from a proper upstanding family. How dare you treat me this way?" He yelled at Di Feisheng, his surprise at being overpowered as obvious as the moon shining in the sky.

Di Feisheng rolled his eyes before striding over and pulling Fang Duobing's arm free but he did not let his escape, rather he picked him up and deposited the new bride in the waiting arms of his consort who seemed very pleased holding the mouth gaping wife.

"yes, i know. It's very stimulating isn't it? How easy he picks you up like you weigh nothing? When he did that to me the first time I was so red I had to visit the physician to make sure I wouldn't burst," Li Lianhua teased, boping the nose of the youngest in the room.

"Xiangyi~" Di Feisheng interrupted, his voice rough.

"okay okay, I was just teasing. I will explain everything to our new bride."

[where-the-water-flows]

tagged by @howdaretrashships, @a-memory-a-distant-echo, and @kingsandbastardz in the last line game - cheers <3 Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

Got tagged by three people, so three lines! (and maybe this will actually get me moving forwards on any of these)

What Li Lianhua doesn't say: he's already dead.

this is from a...canon adjacent au I'm kicking about based on the idea that li xiangyi does, actually, for real, die in the donghai battle, and li lianhua is... what crawls out of the sea afterwards, anyway.

Eventually has to let up; trades the sharp edge of his teeth for a slow pull at the hair caught in his grip, forcing Fang Duobing to arch backwards and expose his throat to Li Lianhua's eager mouth.

this is an early canon fanghua character study! wearing the coat of a bad idea tipsy fuck. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I'm not robbing them," 'Xiaobao' explains then, as if Di Feisheng gives a single fuck.

this is. the insane fucking pre-canon divergence point au that is eating my brain; the basic premise is that:

shan gudao moves on becoming emperor way earlier, and succeeds

di feisheng is, rather than a guy in charge of an alliance he doesn't really care about, a very reluctant rebellion leader

fang doubing and li lianhua are having a series of real bad times, separately and also together.

At this point I'm not sure who hasn't been tagged, so open tags!

[elcuervoborracho]

So I made that Genos and Tatsumaki logo, and I'm putting these in their own post. More S-Class coming soon!

[gummy-sharks666]

My survival instincts are fucked bc I would actually go to him

[hatchiy]

At meeting

Zombieman : (Smoking)

Blast : (yank the cigarette) stop smoking theres 3 children here

Zombieman : what the- 3?

Genos : 2 (he's a littelar young adult)

Metal bat : fucking 1 (a literal teenager)

~Silence~

Whole class-S : Three

Isamu : (sitting there slurping his lolipop without complaining because ineed he's a child)

[fangmich]

It's the clown makeup isn't it...

[stainlesssteellocust]

👀

[narcedits]

my forbidden honeydew, honey do you need a hot meal? yeah, i could eat / your body, my temple, baby ꒷꒦﹙🍷﹚

🖤﹒do not tag as id/kin/etc ﹙♡ ♡ ♡﹒♡ ♡ ♡﹒♡ ♡ ♡﹚

[hitsthecliff]

I’m going feral over these drawings on the new OPM book release I love these little guys (excluding Puri Puri and Amai mask)

[astrarche-x]

Ouyang do swojej rywalki w turnieju Fanga Guozhena:

[badjohnspeakeasy]

I revamped an old meme for y'all tonight. I think this is the only one I've ever made that goofs on Bang; he's usually too noble to be the butt of my cruel jokes.

Anyway, here's Wind of Blood Bang getting hassled by the youth.

Link

[mwgraham02]

I was doing an Aggie sketch board with my friend @/autodeity a while ago, and for some reason the impulsive urge to draw this joke I had in my mind for a week took over LOL

I forgot Chibi Panda's wings and tail, I promise I'll remember next time. I unironically want to make more Worm Batzz art help